NationStates Jolt Archive

Gefilte fish is just....wrong. How the hell can somebody enjoy that?
So what I propose is that for the 8 nights of hanukkah, if we want to get a kiss outta somebody we hold a gefilte fish over our heads. So either they have to kiss you or (*vomits*) eat the gefilte fish.

ROFLMFAO!!! What a thought! :D

Um ... just make sure the damned thing isn't still dripping when you hold it over your girl or GOY-friend's head! LOL!

Gefilte fish is just plain gross *vomits*
So this might actually work :D

"It's an acquired taste," says the Christian lady who's attended many a Seder and actually likes it.

I think, though, that everyone should instead collect their Hannukah Gelt and sit down to a game of Dreidel instead. :)

(btw, I prefer the dark chocolate gelt.)

Yeah, dark chocolate all the way. On a related note, have any of you had chocolate covered matzah?

Honestly, I hate gifilte fish, but here's an idea: replacing mistletoe with the more hannukah-y vat of burning oil. If you don't kiss...BAM! You smell like latkes for a week.

I like gefilte fish (especially homemade spicey, smothered in onions), but it doesn't inspire me to kiss anyone.

I like gefilte fish (especially homemade spicey, smothered in onions), but it doesn't inspire me to kiss anyone.
That's ok, we're not inspired to kiss you either! :D

That's ok, we're not inspired to kiss you either! :D

Oh, come on ... you know you want this gefilte fish and onion breath ... pucker up, baby!

Eww ....

Oh, come on ... you know you want this gefilte fish and onion breath ... pucker up, baby!
[ hurls ] :D

Gefilte fish is not ment for much. Not that great of food to start with.

Dark Chocolate is the shit. Chocolate covered Matzah is just not that good though.

Ashkenazic Jewish foods are all wrong.