Drunk commies deleted
24-12-2005, 16:30
Hi, I'm Drunk Commies. I'm the founder of PET-V, People for the Ethical Treatment of Viruses, and I have an important message for you. Did you know that the UN has driven two species to the brink of extinction? One of the species, smallpox, is no longer found in the wild. It's kept in cruel conditions at labs like the CDC and Vector. It's confined to small plastic ampules submerged in liquid nitrogen. They won't even allow PET-V inspectors access to make sure that the poor virus isn't suffering.
The second species is polio. The UN's ecologically reckless plan to exterminate this species was luckily thwarted by brave Nigerian and Indonesian clerics who told their people not to take the vaccine because it would make them sterile. Thanks to those brave men Polio still has a small habitat within humans and other primates in Africa and Asia.
We can't rely on these few brave men to protect the noble Polio virus forever. Won't you please join me and PET-V in safeguarding Polio and lobbying for the release of Smallpox back into the wild. They are important strands in the web of life without which the human population may grow unchecked. Send cash donations only please.
The second species is polio. The UN's ecologically reckless plan to exterminate this species was luckily thwarted by brave Nigerian and Indonesian clerics who told their people not to take the vaccine because it would make them sterile. Thanks to those brave men Polio still has a small habitat within humans and other primates in Africa and Asia.
We can't rely on these few brave men to protect the noble Polio virus forever. Won't you please join me and PET-V in safeguarding Polio and lobbying for the release of Smallpox back into the wild. They are important strands in the web of life without which the human population may grow unchecked. Send cash donations only please.