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For My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.

Thanks.

LOL !! Elitist.

And a Very Merry Christmas to you ALL. Peace and Goodwill to ALL MAN-KIND, except rapists, druggies, scumbags, etc....


Rich

wut

LOL !! Elitist.

And a Very Merry Christmas to you ALL. Peace and Goodwill to ALL MAN-KIND, except rapists, druggies, scumbags, etc....
Huh? They need it most of all!

And you call me an elitist? Tsk! ;)

For My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.
Too many commas for my liking.

wut
Huh? :confused:

Peace and Goodwill to ALL MAN-KIND, except rapists, druggies, scumbags, etc....

But we all love you :(

:p

(kidding)

Too many commas for my liking.
Uh ... the number of commas has nothing to do with it having been a politically correct holiday greeting! :p

But we all love you :(

:p

(kidding)
:confused:

Uh ... so we don't all love him? [ thinks, not for the first time, that Christmas shouldn't be this confusing! ] :D

:confused:

Uh ... so we don't all love him? [ thinks, not for the first time, that Christmas shouldn't be this confusing! ] :D

I was kidding about being a druggie.

I was kidding about being a druggie.
Why? You are one, ain't ya? Heh!

Uh ... the number of commas has nothing to do with it having been a politically correct holiday greeting! :p
Ah, that's what you think. What about NACHOs - The National Association of Comma Hating Ornithologists?

For My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.

That's wonderful :-D Happy Holidays of all kinds to you too.

Why? You are one, ain't ya? Heh!
I am not a communist! I may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, and a communist, but I am NOT a porn star.

Hehe.

No, i'm not a druggie.

Ah, that's what you think. What about NACHOs - The National Association of Comma Hating Ornithologists?
[ Buries head in hands and softly weeps ] :p

I am not a communist! I may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, and a communist, but I am NOT a porn star.

Hehe.

No, i'm not a druggie.
LOL!

"No, I did not have 'sex' with ... that woman!" :D

For My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.
By graciously accepting the above noted greetings, I extend similar felicitations to the above poster and such intentions are not limited or exclusive in their offering. By offering reciprocal best wishes, the intended recipient is under no obligation to accept same and may return them for exchange or refund within 7 days of this offering.

For My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.
So damn long-winded, and too cautious. Who are you going to offend if you don't explain every single comment? You talk like an android.

So damn long-winded, and too cautious. Who are you going to offend if you don't explain every single comment? You talk like an android.

That's his _point_; he's saying that's what the Democrats are like. It's a parody.

It's not especially good, but it's a parody!

For My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.


Nice

But you forgot to copy and paste the entire joke




Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my wish for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,
non-addictive, low stress, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, as well as the secular practices of your choice,
but with full respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all.

And further, please accept my wish for a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the
calendar of choice of other cultures whose contribution to our diverse
society has helped make this country great (not to imply that USA is
necessarily greater than any other country, and without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, veteran status or
sexual orientation of the wisher, wishee or their third party
beneficiaries).

These wishes are limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a
period of approximately one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

Use of the term "Holiday" herein is not intended to, nor shall it be
considered to be, limited to Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances,
nor to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community group,
individual or belief (or lack thereof). In particular, the word "holiday" is
used herein without reference to its etymology.

Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable ab
initio at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or
for no reason.

This greeting is freely transferable provided that there is no alteration to
the original greeting text. Any transfer is to be at the risk of the
transferor who, by making such transfer, thereby agrees to hold the wishee
harmless from any and all adverse consequences resulting from such transfer.

This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually take any action
or fail to take any action to implement any of the wishes for the wishee
her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may
arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law, custom or policy and is
offered irrespective of any card, hard copy greeting or embarrassing
self-indulgent letter summarizing achievements in 2004, however mendacious,
which may or may not have been purveyed by myself or any member of my
extended family.

Best (sorry, reasonably endeavored) Wishes.

<author unknown>

Beautiful, but I await your equally honest whishes for the Republicans/conservatives. ;)

By graciously accepting the above noted greetings, I extend similar felicitations to the above poster and such intentions are not limited or exclusive in their offering. By offering reciprocal best wishes, the intended recipient is under no obligation to accept same and may return them for exchange or refund within 7 days of this offering.
Hehehe! I demand a refund! :D

Beautiful, but I await your equally honest whishes for the Republicans/conservatives. ;)
For all my Republican friends:

Merry Christmas! :D

And please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my reciprocating wish for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,
non-addictive, low stress, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, as well as the secular practices of your choice,
but with full respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or....

awww screw this PC Crap...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS
MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND
MELE KALIKIMAKA
EVERYONE!

awww screw this PC Crap...
ROFL! Kewl! :D

Beautiful, but I await your equally honest whishes for the Republicans/conservatives. ;)
I got a greeting card
http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.36072070

I got a greeting card
http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.36072070
:D :D :D

The truth cuts to the bone. :D :D :D

For My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.

By secular I think you mean atheist. Secular is not a personal belief, it is a government position (separation of church and state), atheism, however, is the personal belief in not believing in a religion.

Merry Xmas, Happy Holidays, whatever you want to call it.

For My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too, gramps :p

Fuck the Christmas.

*hides*

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too, gramps :p
You said "Gramps!"
http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/3352/smileytroutsmack9ok.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Hehehe! I demand a refund! :D
Eeeeewwwww!! A most unfortunate choice. You are too predictable. :D

For My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.

ROFLAMO :D Eut, that is great.

LOL!

"No, I did not have 'sex' with ... that woman!" :D

Down Bill, down. That was a long time ago and "old men will dream dreams." :D

Eeeeewwwww!! A most unfortunate choice. You are too predictable. :D
LOL! Nahh! I just need the money! :D

By graciously accepting the above noted greetings, I extend similar felicitations to the above poster and such intentions are not limited or exclusive in their offering. By offering reciprocal best wishes, the intended recipient is under no obligation to accept same and may return them for exchange or refund within 7 days of this offering.

Very good and a Merry Christmas to our Northern neighbor.

For My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.

*Looks for a loop hole* Nope, you made your post (as far as I can tell) almost completely politically correct. I'm sure 75%+ of all who read this felt the warmth.

Fuck the Christmas.

*hides*

Go away Grinch.

This is a bit out of date, but the best I could find.

Sent: Tuesday, December 19, 2000 12:47 PM
Subject: A Republican Christmas Story


Bush Seeks Injunction Against Santa Claus Over Recount
Attorneys for Texas Governor George W. Bush filed Suit in federal court
today, seeking to prevent Santa Claus from making his list and then checking it
twice. The complaint seeks an immediate injunction against the beloved Christmas
icon, asking the court to effectively ban his traditional practice of checking
the list of good boys and girls one additional time before packing his sleigh.
The suit, filed in the Federal District Court of Austin, Texas, asks a federal
judge to "hereby order Mr. Claus to cease and desist all repetitive and
duplicative list-checking activity, and certify the original list as submitted,
without amendment, alteration, deletion, or other unnecessary modification."
"There are no standards for deciding who is naughty, and who is nice. It's
totally arbitrary and capricious. How many more times does he need to check?"

"This checking, checking, and re-checking over and over again must stop
now," said former Secretary James Baker. Baker further claimed that unnamed GOP
observers witnessed an elf removing all boys named Justin from the 'nice' list,
filing them under 'naughty' instead because "everyone knows all boys named
Justin are brats." Gov. Bush cited the potential for unauthorized list
tampering, and blasted what he called the "crazy, crazy mess up there at the
North Pole." "Their security is really awful, really bad," said Bush. "My mother
just walked right in, told 'em she was Mrs. Claus. They didn't check her ID or
nothing." Meanwhile, Dick Cheney, Gov. Bush's running mate, issued a direct plea
to St. Nick himself. "Mr. Claus, I call on you to do the honorable thing, and
quit checking your list. The children of the world have had enough. They demand
closure now," Cheney said, adding that his granddaughter has already selected a
name for the pony she's asked for. The Rev. Jesse Jackson was quick to respond
to this latest development with plans to lead his protesters from Florida to the
North Pole via dogsled. The "Million Man Mush" is scheduled to leave Friday. "We
need red suits and sleighs, not lawsuits and delays," Jackson said. Santa Claus
could not be reached for comment, but a spokeself said he was "deeply
distressed" by news of the pending legal action against him. "He's losing
weight, and he hasn't said 'Ho Ho' for days," said the spokeself. "He's just not
feeling jolly."

By secular I think you mean atheist. Secular is not a personal belief, it is a government position (separation of church and state), atheism, however, is the personal belief in not believing in a religion.

Merry Xmas, Happy Holidays, whatever you want to call it.
Nah, secular is good. Anyone looking to the sky for answers, or direction, needs to check into Bellevus when it comes to politics.
9-11 was a faith-based initiative, if I ever saw one.

What's wrong with "earthly" when that's, inarguably, what we're dealing with???

Is anyone celebrating Festivus this year?

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/festivus_logo.gif

Elgesh']That's his _point_; he's saying that's what the Democrats are like. It's a parody.
Ah yes. And I would say that he's mostly right.

For all my Republican friends:

Merry Christmas! :D
Even if you can't find anything to copy and paste, I know you can do better than this Eutrusca. At least put something about America being the absolute greatest, protecting the babies from liberal cannibals and "who would Jesus bomb?"!

I got a greeting card
http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.36072070
That darn looks too Catholic to me. *pulls out pitchfork and burning cross*

That darn looks too Catholic to me. *pulls out pitchfork and burning cross*
Shit! Are we compartmentalizing crazy, too, now? :confused:

;)

9-11 was a faith-based initiative, if I ever saw one.

Brilliant! I'll take it! You just made my first signature as Eruantalon.

Nah, secular is good. Anyone looking to the sky for answers, or direction, needs to check into Bellevus when it comes to politics.
9-11 was a faith-based initiative, if I ever saw one.

What's wrong with "earthly" when that's, inarguably, what we're dealing with???

Secularism is good. It works in pretty much every civilized western nation and acknowledges the diversity of the world as well as being tolerant of personal beliefs of all people. Religion should stay out of politics because the government has no right to enforce morality and certain religious values on the lives of individuals. It preserves individuality basically.