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Mugabe vs. goat: goat wins!

The Wimbledon Wombles
24-12-2005, 12:31
http://zimdaily.com/news2/article.php/20051221063315837.html

A billy goat did some rough, instant justice to the President when his motorcade stopped to refuel en-route to the eastern resorts of Nyanga. The president, popularly known as Bob got out to stretch his legs, and speak to a couple locals. He was holding a bottle of water, when a Billy goat developed a profound interest and chose to pursue it. Whilst Bob swung the bottle at the goat, it quickly and sharply pierced Bob's scrotum, and large bowel. Mugabe's notorious bodyguards seemed unable to prevent the attack as the goat lunged towards the president, perhaps the goat should be handling his security in future. By the time they reached Christmas pass outside mutare, the President was in horrible pain and had to be rushed to a secret location in Mutare for medical treatment.
Kanabia
24-12-2005, 12:34
:eek:
Peisandros
24-12-2005, 12:34
Wow. That's so cool. Goat's fucking rock
Eutrusca
24-12-2005, 12:35
One word: OUCH! [ that made me cringe! ]
Zero Six Three
24-12-2005, 12:37
Ha! Even satan thinks he's a shit!
Eutrusca
24-12-2005, 12:39
Ha! Even satan thinks he's a shit!
Man! That's pretty bad. :eek:
Kanabia
24-12-2005, 12:40
Ha! Even satan thinks he's a shit!

ROFL :D
Peisandros
24-12-2005, 12:41
Ha! Even satan thinks he's a shit!
Lmao.. Ahh, this is true. Excellent.
Call to power
24-12-2005, 12:53
here is a part for those who havn't clicked the link:

Rumours are mounting that the couple have a strained relationship and to be in separate countries so close to the festive season is a telling indicator that this is indeed likely to be true. It is almost common knowledge that they no longer sleep in the same bed, so this twist in events is unlikely to make that much of a difference to a marriage that seems to revolve around convenience.

that was the first (and only) part of the story I read why did he sleep with a goat?
Eutrusca
24-12-2005, 13:00
that was the first (and only) part of the story I read why did he sleep with a goat?
Um ... desperation? :D
Call to power
24-12-2005, 13:05
Um ... desperation? :D

must be what Clinton said:D
Turquoise Days
24-12-2005, 13:07
http://zimdaily.com/news2/article.php/20051221063315837.html

A billy goat did some rough, instant justice to the President when his motorcade stopped to refuel en-route to the eastern resorts of Nyanga. The president, popularly known as Bob got out to stretch his legs, and speak to a couple locals. He was holding a bottle of water, when a Billy goat developed a profound interest and chose to pursue it. Whilst Bob swung the bottle at the goat, it quickly and sharply pierced Bob's scrotum, and large bowel. Mugabe's notorious bodyguards seemed unable to prevent the attack as the goat lunged towards the president, perhaps the goat should be handling his security in future. By the time they reached Christmas pass outside mutare, the President was in horrible pain and had to be rushed to a secret location in Mutare for medical treatment.
LMAO:D
And this story is confirmed by googlefight! Linky (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Mugabe&word2=Goat)
Peisandros
24-12-2005, 13:14
LMAO:D
And this story is confirmed by googlefight! Linky (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Mugabe&word2=Goat)
Poor Mugabe, never really stood a chance. Meh, deserves it haha
Eutrusca
24-12-2005, 13:21
must be what Clinton said:D
ROFLMFAO!!!! Hahahahaha! Score!

Actually, I didn't think Monica was all that bad looking, but when compared with *ahem* the alternative, I can't say I blame him at all! :D
Jeruselem
24-12-2005, 13:25
I wish that goat was a buffalo ...
Zero Six Three
24-12-2005, 13:36
I wish that goat was a buffalo ...
or a rhino! Do they have them in Zimbabwe?
Neu Leonstein
24-12-2005, 13:39
or a rhino! Do they have them in Zimbabwe?
Probably. But they're not nearly as dangerous as Hippos.

http://www.bigblueimages.com/photogallery/Turtles/DSC_0100.jpg

That looks about befitting for Mugabe's guts, I'd say.