Your favorite Jew
Neo Kervoskia
23-12-2005, 23:39
Name your favorite Jew. They must be real, so you can't name someone from a t.v. show or a movie.
Sdaeriji
23-12-2005, 23:39
Woody Allen. He's Jewish, right?
Deinstag
23-12-2005, 23:40
Jerry Seinfeld.
He even beats Einstein. Sure...old Al can figure out the nature of the universe, but could he make you laugh?
having never met one that didnt annoy me ill settle for saying
any Jew who thinks Zionism is a dumb idea
Korbidon
23-12-2005, 23:42
Raven (Scott Levy) from ECW. Seriously, how many Jews have the guts to cruxicify somone (literally)?
Also, Bill Goldberg, just for proving that Jews can be tough mother fuckers to.
Gataway_Driver
23-12-2005, 23:45
Rowan Atkinson, also known as Mr Bean and Edmond Blackadder. Well either him or Jesus :D :D :D
Albert Einstein gets my vote
Corneliu
23-12-2005, 23:47
Joe Costin
He's jewish and is going to be my room mate for the Fall of '06 term.
The Tribes Of Longton
23-12-2005, 23:48
Rotovia-
What? Someone had to say it.
Caronicilia
23-12-2005, 23:48
I don't know any jews worth mention.:p
Tannopalis
23-12-2005, 23:49
adam sandler......................shoots people..................:eek: ....:mp5:
The Squeaky Rat
23-12-2005, 23:51
Baruch de Spinoza.
Rotovia-
What? Someone had to say it.
Seconded. Although Sandler was a close second.
Seconded. Although Sandler was a close second.
How could I forget Adam Sandler? Tollbooth Willy always makes me howl...he's great for those days when you're just into low-brow potty humour. I love Adam.
Zarfland
23-12-2005, 23:54
Name your favorite Jew. They must be real, so you can't name someone from a t.v. show or a movie.
Hymn Solomon - Helped finance the American Revolution.
Drunk commies deleted
23-12-2005, 23:54
Name your favorite Jew. They must be real, so you can't name someone from a t.v. show or a movie.
Mel Brooks
Docteur Moreau
23-12-2005, 23:55
My next door neighbor. But if you want someone famous, Mel Brooks.
Ttam Corp
23-12-2005, 23:57
Jesus.
Carnivorland
24-12-2005, 00:08
My favorite Jew?
Jesus.
Death to the anti-Semites, Carnivorland Uber Alles!
Drunk commies deleted
24-12-2005, 00:15
Jesus.
Mel Brooks is way funnier than Jesus.
PersonalHappiness
24-12-2005, 00:15
Name your favorite Jew.
Nathan The Wise (G.E. Lessing)
They must be real, so you can't name someone from a t.v. show or a movie.
Ohhh :(
Ravenshrike
24-12-2005, 00:16
Mel Brooks.
Slaydonia
24-12-2005, 00:16
Marty Markowitz rocks my socks.
Quaffers of Ale
24-12-2005, 00:29
Anne Frank
Mind you, none of the teenagers here will even know who she is, but that's okay . . . some of us geezers do.
Mind you again, we were actually alive for the moon landings.
The moon landings that the young folk don't believe actually happened:)
Nationalist Zionism
24-12-2005, 00:32
I Thought Mel Brooks was a Catholic? What with "Passion of the Christ" and all.
Neu Leonstein
24-12-2005, 00:32
Anne Frank
Have you actually read her diaries? I'm telling you, you do not want to spend years in a glorified cupboard with an emotional, bitching little girl/woman who has trouble with her mum.
My favourite Jews are Albert Einstein, Mel Brooks, The Holy Womble (;)) and all the others I forgot.
The Tribes Of Longton
24-12-2005, 00:33
I Thought Mel Brooks was a Catholic? What with "Passion of the Christ" and all.
:D :p :D :p :D
The South Islands
24-12-2005, 00:33
I Thought Mel Brooks was a Catholic? What with "Passion of the Christ" and all.
You dare confuse Mel Gibson with Mel Brooks!
I shalt smite your puny ass!
George Zimmer, CEO and Founder of Men's Wearhouse.
You always have to say the full title.
I shalt smite your puny ass!
Empty promises.
OntheRIGHTside
24-12-2005, 00:36
My friend Sam.
The Tribes Of Longton
24-12-2005, 00:37
Empty promises.
Jealous Fass?
The South Islands
24-12-2005, 00:37
Empty promises.
You have no idea...ask Tribes.
Tomzilla
24-12-2005, 00:38
Anne Frank
Mind you, none of the teenagers here will even know who she is, but that's okay . . . some of us geezers do.
Mind you again, we were actually alive for the moon landings.
The moon landings that the young folk don't believe actually happened:)
HEY! Some of us aren't THAT stupid.
Favorites, History lovers(not sure if he is still on NS), Albert Einstein, Adam Sandler.
Hall of Heroes
24-12-2005, 00:39
My girlfriend.
Jealous Fass?
No, just disappointed. Those ass smitings of his never seem to come.
Myrmidonisia
24-12-2005, 00:42
Jerry Seinfeld.
He even beats Einstein. Sure...old Al can figure out the nature of the universe, but could he make you laugh?
Sure, what about that quote attributed to Einstein that says human stupidity is limitless, whereas he's not sure about the Universe?
Hmmm.
A toss-up between Richard Feynman (physicist) and Joe Rosenberg, who I had a crush in in high school.
Elicere
Keruvalia
24-12-2005, 00:44
Historically: A tie between Rabbi Hillel and Maimonides (the RamBam).
Modern: Mila Kunis (yummy!)
How could I forget Adam Sandler? Tollbooth Willy always makes me howl...he's great for those days when you're just into low-brow potty humour. I love Adam.
I am quite fond of The Peeper and The Legend of Uncle Donnie.
Drunk commies deleted
24-12-2005, 00:46
I Thought Mel Brooks was a Catholic? What with "Passion of the Christ" and all.
No, you're thinking of Mel Torme
The South Islands
24-12-2005, 00:46
No, just disappointed. Those ass smitings of his never seem to come.
Would you like an ass smiting for Christmas?
The Tribes Of Longton
24-12-2005, 00:47
No, just disappointed. Those ass smitings of his never seem to come.
All good things....
Keruvalia
24-12-2005, 00:48
Keruvalia.
Awwwwwww. :fluffle:
Would you like an ass smiting for Christmas?
Oh, Santa already delivered on that one.
Modern: Mila Kunis (yummy!)
She's Jewish? I think I might convert...Thought about it and.... nope, still Atheist
The South Islands
24-12-2005, 00:48
All good things....
I believe you are quite familiar with my asseal activities.
Awwwwwww. :fluffle:
Well, it's true. You rock. It's just that simple.
The South Islands
24-12-2005, 00:49
Oh, Santa already delivered on that one.
But I'm so much better than any fat man in a red suit.
That is, unless you are into fat guys with red furry suits.
The Wimbledon Wombles
24-12-2005, 00:50
My favourite Jews are Albert Einstein, Mel Brooks, The Holy Womble (;)) and all the others I forgot.
:D Why thank you!
My favorite Jew would be... my little sister. Out of the famous ones... Mikhail Tal, "The Magician from Riga", former world champion in chess.
Keruvalia
24-12-2005, 00:51
She's Jewish? I think I might convert...Thought about it and.... nope, still Atheist
That's ok .... no need to convert. She may be an atheist, too. I don't know her religion ... she might be Pastafarian ... but she is definately 100% Jewtastic.
Hullepupp
24-12-2005, 00:51
Name your favorite Jew. They must be real, so you can't name someone from a t.v. show or a movie.
I think this is not important....
But I'm so much better than any fat man in a red suit.
That is, unless you are into fat guys with red furry suits.
This wasn't an American fat Santa. This was a Swedish one. With a very nice candy cane.
Keruvalia
24-12-2005, 00:52
Well, it's true. You rock. It's just that simple.
Well I try.
Love the sig by the way ... gave me what is commonly known as a "guffaw".
That's ok .... no need to convert. She may be an atheist, too. I don't know her religion ... she might be Pastafarian ... but she is definately 100% Jewtastic.
I guess you may not have read between the white.
The South Islands
24-12-2005, 00:53
This wasn't an American fat Santa. This was a Swedish one. With a very nice candy cane.
Ah. Still, a very old man, with a very small candy cane.
The best thing about the American Santa, it has a very large, thick, and stiff candy cane. Very tasty.
Ah. Still, a very old man, with a very small candy cane.
The best thing about the American Santa, it has a very large, thick, and stiff candy cane. Very tasty.
Swedish Santa is young and Aryan, of course. You yanks just don't know what good breeding is.
Well I try.
Love the sig by the way ... gave me what is commonly known as a "guffaw".
It's an old bit of usenet wisdom.
The South Islands
24-12-2005, 00:58
Swedish Santa is young and Aryan, of course. You yanks just don't know what good breeding is.
Alas, we are not fond of eugenics.
Holy Supermen
24-12-2005, 01:25
ima say my favorite jew is ummmmm.... ME!!!!!!!
Peisandros
24-12-2005, 01:35
This guy from school. He used to get some shit, then the bullies went too far and the Jew beat the fuck out of one of them. It was cool. He was great.
Corneliu
24-12-2005, 01:40
Anne Frank
Mind you, none of the teenagers here will even know who she is, but that's okay . . . some of us geezers do.
Mind you again, we were actually alive for the moon landings.
The moon landings that the young folk don't believe actually happened:)
1) I believe in the moon landings
2) I know who Ann Franke is!
Eutrusca
24-12-2005, 02:25
Albert Einstein
Myrmidonisia
24-12-2005, 02:28
Sammy Davis Jr.
Evilness and Chaos
24-12-2005, 02:29
any Jew who thinks Zionism is a dumb idea
I think that makes me your favourite Jew then...
My favourite Jew is Monica Lewinski!
Eutrusca
24-12-2005, 02:31
That's ok .... no need to convert. She may be an atheist, too. I don't know her religion ... she might be Pastafarian ... but she is definately 100% Jewtastic.
She's pretty, but too skinny! :(
She's pretty, but too skinny! :(
Yeah, she needs to eat a birthday cake. IRL, I know a girl who looks so much like her it is amazing.
Keruvalia
24-12-2005, 03:01
She's pretty, but too skinny! :(
That's alright ... I can fatten her up ... she just needs to spend a few weeks with my cooking.
That's alright ... I can fatten her up ... she just needs to spend a few weeks with my cooking.
Feeding her birthday cakes would be alot simpler, and less likely to end up in court.:p
w00t! post number 500!
Emma Goldman. Perhaps Rosa Luxemburg. Einstein deserves a mention too.
Tullamore Returns
24-12-2005, 03:30
Can I have mine dipped in chocolate?
BackwoodsSquatches
24-12-2005, 03:39
John Stewart.
My favorite Heeb.
Boonytopia
24-12-2005, 03:43
Albert Einstein.
BackwoodsSquatches
24-12-2005, 03:44
Sammy Davis Jr.
You know, Im not sure if Sammy counts, as he was also a Satanist.
However, I would like to go on record as saying that Sammy was the only one of those talentless hacks, known as "the Rat Pack", that had any talent, at all.
Screw Ol Blue Eyes. (Old Shit-Eyes)
Screw Dean Martin.
and screw Peter Lawford.
Tullamore Returns
24-12-2005, 03:44
John Stewart.
My favorite Heeb.
I forgot he was Jewish.
Andrew Dice Clay! He was a funny mothafu!kka once upon a time.
AllCoolNamesAreTaken
24-12-2005, 04:07
I have to go with Natalie Portman. Hot, talented, rich, and smart. (she's got a psychology degree from Harvard)
Zahumlje
24-12-2005, 04:08
Abraham
Moses
Jesus
The Virgin Mary
and
Golda Meir!
I think Matt Stone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Stone) deserves to be mentioned.
1) I believe in the moon landings
2) I know who Ann Franke is!
i've been to her house man . . . course i know who she is!!!
and btw favourite jew: Rees Jenings a friend of mine and a really great guy
Bodies Without Organs
24-12-2005, 04:39
Has anyone suggested Jesus yet?
I guess I would have to go for either Mick Jones of the Clash or Joey Ramone.
Megaloria
24-12-2005, 04:43
Optimus Prime.
AllCoolNamesAreTaken
24-12-2005, 04:43
Has anyone suggested Jesus yet?
Only about fifty times. Try reading the thread. Or maybe think.
Hmmm... are there a lot of bible bangers in this forum?
Uh, yes. Between them all, they are sure to have mentioned it a zillion times already.
Bodies Without Organs
24-12-2005, 04:49
Only about fifty times. Try reading the thread.
The disturbing thing is that I had actually read the thread, but the majority of its contents obviously didn't stick. This is what comes of doing three totally unrelated things at once (cooking, reading & playing mandolin). 'pologies.
Maineiacs
24-12-2005, 04:56
Herschel Krustofsky
http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/8573/krusty3oz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Oops, I didn't read the "must be real" part. Sorry.
Gene Wilder, man. Always.
Lacadaemon
24-12-2005, 05:07
Sir John Monash, Benjamin Disraeli or Gen. Orde Charles Wingate.
All fellows of the finest water.
Bodies Without Organs
24-12-2005, 05:09
Benjamin Disraeli
Does the fact that he was a member of the CoE complicate things here?
Lacadaemon
24-12-2005, 05:11
Does the fact that he was a member of the CoE complicate things here?
His mother was Jewish. That makes him Jewish. I don't make the rules.
Bodies Without Organs
24-12-2005, 05:15
His mother was Jewish. That makes him Jewish. I don't make the rules.
I wonder long we will need to wait until the mitochondrial Eve is Jewish.
Technnologia
24-12-2005, 05:16
Einstein.
Lacadaemon
24-12-2005, 05:21
I wonder long we will need to wait until the mitochondrial Eve is Jewish.
Nah, Jewish people arrived after she did.
Lucida Sans
24-12-2005, 05:22
sam padnos
cause he pays up
Bodies Without Organs
24-12-2005, 05:24
Nah, Jewish people arrived after she did.
Yes, but she can shift forward as a result of changing human demographics.
Lacadaemon
24-12-2005, 05:35
Yes, but she can shift forward as a result of changing human demographics.
It's also possible for there to be four different sets of mitochonrial DNA for jews I suppose, with Jacob having two wives and two concubines.
Neo Kervoskia
24-12-2005, 05:51
One question. Why Adam Sandler? Why? :confused:
One question. Why Adam Sandler? Why? :confused:
Because he is hillarious.
Maineiacs
24-12-2005, 06:40
I wonder long we will need to wait until the mitochondrial Eve is Jewish.
http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/8792/bt0773f3za.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Oy, what a day!
Kreitzmoorland
24-12-2005, 06:55
My mom, and Theodor Hertzel. I like myself pretty well too.
23sigils
24-12-2005, 07:05
MARC BOLAN... the king of glam rock!
MARC BOLAN... the king of glam rock!
db is clearly the king. sometimes the derivative is superior to the original.
db is clearly the king. sometimes the derivative is superior to the original.
I must agree
Kreitzmoorland
24-12-2005, 07:28
William Shatner.
William Shatner is Jewish, AND Canadian? He must be the coolest person on earth now.
Naturality
24-12-2005, 07:30
Jerry Lewis
William Shatner is Jewish, AND Canadian? He must be the coolest person on earth now.
Or maybe he just shattered my beloved childhood image of cap'n kirk... He's not even american?! DAMN!
The Squeaky Rat
24-12-2005, 09:02
Anne Frank
Why especially her ? There were thousands of girls just like Anne - they just did not write publishable diaries about puppylove while hiding for the Germans...
Evilness and Chaos
24-12-2005, 10:30
The Guitarist Slash!
Mr Gigglesworth
24-12-2005, 11:09
That Scrubs Guy.
JD-But the real guy....
Alas, we are not fond of eugenics.
Bad reference in a thread like this.
Hullepupp
24-12-2005, 11:15
The Guitarist Slash!
he is jewish?
cooooooool
Accrued Constituencies
24-12-2005, 11:17
Daniel Burros
BackwoodsSquatches
24-12-2005, 11:21
he is jewish?
cooooooool
With a name like Saul Henderson, you tell me.
Christoniac
24-12-2005, 11:33
Natalie portman
Wolfholme
24-12-2005, 11:35
Jesus.
Come on now, they said the person had to be real.
BackwoodsSquatches
24-12-2005, 11:38
Come on now, they said the person had to be real.
*Titter-Teehee!*
I cant believe nobody said that yet.
Straughn
24-12-2005, 11:44
Name your favorite Jew. They must be real, so you can't name someone from a t.v. show or a movie.
Jon Stewart, unequivocally.
And shame on y'all for not mentioning him at all on the first page. :(
Straughn
24-12-2005, 11:45
Natalie portman
Natalie is NUMMY.
Mmmm.
BackwoodsSquatches
24-12-2005, 11:47
Natalie is NUMMY.
Mmmm.
Natalie is inferior to Carrie Fisher.
Wait....is Carrie Fisher Jewish?
Wolfholme
24-12-2005, 11:47
*Titter-Teehee!*
I cant believe nobody said that yet.
I'm glad someone enjoyed that. Some people aren't going to like that little dose of reality.
BackwoodsSquatches
24-12-2005, 11:48
I'm glad someone enjoyed that. Some people aren't going to like that little dose of reality.
Yah, gets em all riled up.
Its funny to watch them stroke out.
Grainne Ni Malley
24-12-2005, 11:50
Goldie Hawn!
Wolfholme
24-12-2005, 11:55
Yah, gets em all riled up.
Its funny to watch them stroke out.
You know what gets them all riled most of the time? Telling them Jesus wouldn't have been white. Of course, this usually just affects white people. It's still pretty funny.
Romans of Byzantium
24-12-2005, 12:05
Josephus or Flavius Josephus. The only enemy of Rome who wrote his own account of what happened. Then engages in war of words with Tacitus talk about fun.
Commie Catholics
24-12-2005, 12:09
Billy Crystal
Cataduanes
24-12-2005, 12:49
Mel Brooks
Commie Catholics
24-12-2005, 12:55
Mel Brooks
I stand corrected. :fluffle: :fluffle:
Jazichstan
24-12-2005, 13:05
Jesus was a jew. Seriosly he was!:mp5: :gundge:
The Squeaky Rat
24-12-2005, 13:14
Jesus was a jew. Seriosly he was!:mp5: :gundge:
But there are no reliable documents that show he actually existed in the first place - without even questioning the claim to godhood. Almost everything about him was written by people who could never actually have met him - living at least 200 years later.
Rhursbourg
24-12-2005, 14:13
Nathan Mayer Rothschild
David Ben Gurion
Pilot Officer George Ernest Goodman (42598)
Leslie Howard
George Cohen
Drunk commies deleted
24-12-2005, 16:57
I wonder long we will need to wait until the mitochondrial Eve is Jewish.
Which one? Aren't there like five mitochondrial DNA bloodlines?
Keruvalia
24-12-2005, 18:20
Wait....is Carrie Fisher Jewish?
Yes, I believe she is.
Celtlund
24-12-2005, 18:30
Name your favorite Jew. They must be real, so you can't name someone from a t.v. show or a movie.
Joe Lieberman, may he run for president and win the primary.
The Beehive
24-12-2005, 18:35
Jon Stewart
Corneliu
24-12-2005, 18:46
Joe Lieberman, may he run for president and win the primary.
I second the win the primary bit :)
Maxaroni
24-12-2005, 18:54
me
Katganistan
24-12-2005, 19:04
Name your favorite Jew. They must be real, so you can't name someone from a t.v. show or a movie.
Jesus.
The Elder Malaclypse
24-12-2005, 19:19
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?".
Woody Allen then.
Emma Goldman. Perhaps Rosa Luxemburg. Einstein deserves a mention too.
Right on!
Myself.;)
Actually, either Elie Wisel or Jon Stewart, I suppose...
The South Islands
24-12-2005, 20:44
The jew that sold me my sausage yesterday.
M3rcenaries
24-12-2005, 21:24
Jerry Seinfeild-providing good christmas gifts for my dad in the form of box dvd's.
M3rcenaries
24-12-2005, 21:25
Elie Wisel
I just finished reading 'Night'
I just finished reading 'Night'
I really am looking forward to reading his books. I actually heard him speak in person at the UN this september. A very wise man imho.
M3rcenaries
24-12-2005, 21:38
I really am looking forward to reading his books. I actually heard him speak in person at the UN this september. A very wise man imho.
Night was a very powerful short novel. Once agian ruined by archetypes, symbolism, motifs, and other things thrown at you by the english department.
Stakipan
24-12-2005, 22:15
Caiaphas.
"This Jesus MUST Die. Must Die, Must Die, This Jesus MUST Die......"
Keruvalia
24-12-2005, 22:26
Joe Lieberman, may he run for president and win the primary.
Nah ... too conservative for the Democrat Party ... maybe if he changed hats.
Keruvalia
24-12-2005, 22:27
Caiaphas.
"This Jesus MUST Die. Must Die, Must Die, This Jesus MUST Die......"
rofl! :D
Straughn
25-12-2005, 10:06
Natalie is inferior to Carrie Fisher.
Wait....is Carrie Fisher Jewish?
HTF?
Because she kissed her own brother?
Or because she didn't betrothe herself to the darth hand of evil?
Oooooh - you must be talkin' about that little ditty at Jabba's Palace. MMmmmm, touche.
I'd still pick Nat - see Closer (well, not all of it)
I don't know if Carrie's Jewish or not, but i became seriously committed to Nat ('tween the two) on Episode II:Attack of the Clones.
You know what i'm talkin' about. ;P ~
Straughn
25-12-2005, 10:08
I have to go with Natalie Portman. Hot, talented, rich, and smart. (she's got a psychology degree from Harvard)
.....and I'm the choir .....
Straughn
25-12-2005, 10:09
You know, Im not sure if Sammy counts, as he was also a Satanist.
It counts in the sense as he knew how to cover all his bases.
Straughn
25-12-2005, 10:17
All good things....
For the record, i get it.
Pretty clever.
:D
Straughn
25-12-2005, 10:21
No, you're thinking of Mel Torme
Harry Anderson would have your head for that, infidel!!!
:razz:
Straughn
25-12-2005, 10:22
Mel Brooks is way funnier than Jesus.
Depends on the chapter.
And probably on par with JesusSaves
Harlesburg
25-12-2005, 10:32
But there are no reliable documents that show he actually existed in the first place - without even questioning the claim to godhood. Almost everything about him was written by people who could never actually have met him - living at least 200 years later.
Yes there is.
_________________________________________________________________
Natalie Portman is Jewish?
The Squeaky Rat
25-12-2005, 12:22
Yes there is.
I'll call your bluf - name 3 ;) But preferably in another topic.
Chaotic Ninja Bunnys
25-12-2005, 12:31
Kyle Brovlsoki!! he's a real person!!!~11~1oneeleven
Areop-Enap
25-12-2005, 12:50
My friend's ex-husband, wrote a book about being a rabbi in the city and helping homeless teens. This guy was on the street all night long finding kids, forming relationships with them, helping them through crisises, never once judging them for what they had to do to survive, just trying to get the help they needed, no matter what their faith was.
Times Square Rabbi is an excellent read- he gave me a copy before we were all friends, and I couldn't put it down.
Lucifiel
25-12-2005, 12:51
mel brooks definately, spaceballs was awesome!
or Natalie portman infact...shes from israel right? so legally she must be considered jewish to live there!!!
Name your favorite Jew. They must be real, so you can't name someone from a t.v. show or a movie.
Mel Brooks
Einsteinian Big-Heads
25-12-2005, 13:58
Has someone said Jesus? That's my answer...
Has someone said Jesus? That's my answer...
Jesus? You mean that Hespanic fella down Marrows Street? :p
Einsteinian Big-Heads
25-12-2005, 14:03
Jesus? You mean that Hespanic fella down Marrows Street? :p
:D You know him too? We must be twins!
Neu Leonstein
25-12-2005, 14:05
or Natalie portman infact...shes from israel right? so legally she must be considered jewish to live there!!!
Not every Israeli is Jewish, but every Jew is Israeli.
But Natalie Hershlag is Jewish. :D
Murderous maniacs
25-12-2005, 14:05
mel brooks, he makes awesome movies
or possibly the guy from the hebrew hammer, that movie was funny
Genzilla
25-12-2005, 14:41
Einstein.
Heavenly Sex
25-12-2005, 15:27
Einstein and Mel Brooks.
North Koster
25-12-2005, 15:46
Rowan Atkinson, also known as Mr Bean and Edmond Blackadder.Rowan Atkinson isn't Jewish. Where did you get that idea?
Bobborobbodom
25-12-2005, 15:52
Name your favorite Jew. They must be real, so you can't name someone from a t.v. show or a movie.
Bob Dylan I'd say. Or Job from the OT, he must be at least as real as Jesus.
Robbobobbodom
25-12-2005, 21:42
Bob Dylan I'd say. Or Job from the OT, he must be at least as real as Jesus.
Matt Groening, is he jewish? he's my favourite person
Kossackja
25-12-2005, 21:46
einstein too
Fergusstan
26-12-2005, 23:08
Not every Israeli is Jewish, but every Jew is Israeli.
eh.... pardon?...
My favourite is a toss up between Jesus, Mary, and Topol.
Super-power
26-12-2005, 23:12
Jonathan Stuart Liebowitz (AKA Jon Stewart)
Maineiacs
26-12-2005, 23:17
Caiaphas.
"This Jesus MUST Die. Must Die, Must Die, This Jesus MUST Die......"
I should have thought of that. I'm currently involved in a production of Jesus Christ Superstar.
Dishonorable Scum
26-12-2005, 23:18
Elie Wiesel.
Name your favorite Jew.
I think it was Hermann Göring who used the expression "favorite Jew" ("everyone has one, whom they wouldn't like to see killed").
Hope to God people aren't answering to this thread along that line of thinking.
Anti-Social Darwinism
27-12-2005, 04:10
Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner, Sammy Davis, Jr. Golda Meier, Benjamin Disraeli, many more