NationStates Jolt Archive


I've just found the craziest anti-Catholic site on the net!

Drunk commies deleted
23-12-2005, 20:42
It purports to link the Jesuit order with Rev. Jim Jones, Osama Bin Laden, and even such golden oldies as Hitler!

It must be seen to be believed.

http://www.reformation.org/brainwashed.html
Willamena
23-12-2005, 20:44
For some reason, my brain read "anti-Alcoholic"...
The South Islands
23-12-2005, 20:47
I don't know weather to be horrified or amused.

I shall be both, methinks.
Lienor
23-12-2005, 20:48
Is this some sort of test to see who can't figure out that it's a joke?
Bolol
23-12-2005, 20:49
Ho ho hooooly fuck!

I am...dumbfounded...I need a cookie, anyone wanna join me...?
Drunk commies deleted
23-12-2005, 20:52
Jesussaves couldn't have designed a better website.
Neo Mishakal
23-12-2005, 20:55
WTF?!:eek:

Those people are crazy as loons!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
Bolol
23-12-2005, 20:57
Is this some sort of test to see who can't figure out that it's a joke?
Believe it or not, there are plenty of sites like this, that are, saddly, for real.
Lacadaemon
23-12-2005, 20:57
I like the bald assertions.

"Hitler was a Fatimah Crusader!"
End of Darkness
23-12-2005, 21:00
Jim Jones, aka Mr. Kool-Aid

"Oh yeah!"
Drunk commies deleted
23-12-2005, 21:08
Jim Jones, aka Mr. Kool-Aid

"Oh yeah!"
Grape flavored Fla-Vor-Aid actually.
SimNewtonia II
23-12-2005, 21:11
I would just like to say that if I am now on any government watch list as a result of viewing that site, that I do NOT agree with the statements made therein.
Drunk commies deleted
23-12-2005, 21:13
I would just like to say that if I am now on any government watch list as a result of viewing that site, that I do NOT agree with the statements made therein.
Yeah, you'd better watch out. Bush is a Fatimah Crusader. He's probably gotten the NSA to log your IP address.
Bolol
23-12-2005, 21:19
Yeah, you'd better watch out. Bush is a Fatimah Crusader. He's probably gotten the NSA to log your IP address.

You'd do well to not speak of the "No Such Agency" again...[/Not an agent]
Wolfholme
23-12-2005, 22:13
For some reason, my brain read "anti-Alcoholic"...

Catholic...Alcoholic. Same difference.
Ifreann
23-12-2005, 22:17
For some reason, my brain read "anti-Alcoholic"...

Catholic...Alcoholic. Same difference.

ya, what kind of religion has their saviour turn water into an alcoholic beverage?

An alcoholic one, thats what.
Eutrusca
23-12-2005, 22:23
It purports to link the Jesuit order with Rev. Jim Jones, Osama Bin Laden, and even such golden oldies as Hitler!

It must be seen to be believed.

http://www.reformation.org/brainwashed.html
Oh ... my ... God! That one takes the cake! :(
Liskeinland
23-12-2005, 22:33
For some reason, my brain read "anti-Alcoholic"... Look, not all Catholics are Irish! :p

Are we sure this isn't a troll site, like www.landoverbaptist.org ?

Ooh, Ignatius of Loyola looks like a cross between Lenin and LaVey!
Zexaland
23-12-2005, 23:32
I wonder if the guy who made this is a Protestant?

Cause I hear the Catholics and the Protestant don't get along.

Or is that just a myth?
Anarchic Conceptions
24-12-2005, 11:07
I wonder if the guy who made this is a Protestant?

Cause I hear the Catholics and the Protestant don't get along.

Or is that just a myth?

It's a myth the Jews made up to keep us fighting.
Armistria
24-12-2005, 11:16
I couldn't be bothered reading through the whole page. Suffice to say I liked the way that they emphasized the 'lie' in lieola although I'm not sure that's the way it's actually spelt. Very, em, subtle.
Anarchic Conceptions
24-12-2005, 12:12
I couldn't be bothered reading through the whole page. Suffice to say I liked the way that they emphasized the 'lie' in lieola although I'm not sure that's the way it's actually spelt. Very, em, subtle.

Nah, it's Loyola.

Ignatius (of) Loyola is the common name for Íñigo López.

I suppose LIEpez doesn't have the same ring to it.
Wolfholme
24-12-2005, 12:30
ya, what kind of religion has their saviour turn water into an alcoholic beverage?

An alcoholic one, thats what.

You know they have to be drinking heavily to believe that the wine truly becomes Christ's blood.
Drunk commies deleted
24-12-2005, 17:26
You know they have to be drinking heavily to believe that the wine truly becomes Christ's blood.
Drinking is one of the most Christian things you can do.

1) Jesus turned water into wine. If he disapproved of drinking he would have left it alone.

2) At the last supper Jesus passed a cup of wine around.

3) Jesus used vineyards in his stories.

Jesus obviously was in favor of drinking. He was a wine drinker, but if he had access to modern spirits and good quality beers (not the crap they made back then) he might have been known for turning water into a fine single malt instead.
Swallow your Poison
24-12-2005, 17:43
It purports to link the Jesuit order with Rev. Jim Jones, Osama Bin Laden, and even such golden oldies as Hitler!

It must be seen to be believed.

http://www.reformation.org/brainwashed.html
Ooh, I love that site!

Another amusingly crazy site is Cutting Edge Ministries (http://www.cuttingedge.org/)
It may look sane at first, but then you get to this stuff:
http://www.cuttingedge.org/articles/weather.cfm

And there's more amusing stuff there elsewhere.