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Jesus likes nachos.

Drunk commies deleted
23-12-2005, 18:44
The image of Jesus has appeared in a Nacho warming tray in Florida. Jesus must love Mexican food. He's appeared in tortilas as well as in in Latino owned restaurants and grocery stores.

http://www.nbc10.com/news/5616793/detail.html

Slide show of images of Our Lord of Crunchy Snacks below.

http://www.nbc10.com/slideshow/news/5616737/detail.html?qs=1;s=1;p=news&dm=ss&tn=b
MFUSR
23-12-2005, 18:46
It looks like an alien to me. I'd be afraid.
Lucida Sans
23-12-2005, 18:46
that's hilarious.

"a spokesperson says they will not continue to use the pan".

no more nachos for jesus!
Kryozerkia
23-12-2005, 18:46
And let that be a lesson to you - never leave your nacho cheese out in the sun, otherwise it curddles and leaves it looking odd... :D
Lucida Sans
23-12-2005, 18:46
It looks like an alien to me. I'd be afraid.

that is a wildly scary jesus. if he really looks like that, i want no part of heaven.
The Tribes Of Longton
23-12-2005, 18:47
That looks like someone explosively shat on the top of that thing and it dribbled down.

People can see anything in anything. Unless the clouds really do have unicorns in them...
Bullets McDeath
23-12-2005, 18:50
Why don't people ever see anything cool or unusual in cheese pans? Like pirates?
Ruloah
23-12-2005, 18:50
Looks more like an alien to me...very scary.

I will look twice at my nachos from now on.:rolleyes:
Achtung 45
23-12-2005, 18:51
im jesus, im dying, i am nailed to a cross. im jesus, im dying, the Jews didn't do anything, the romans did. im jesus, im dying, the punctures are killing me. im jesus, im dying, it really hurts. i have this crown of thorns, there and they make me wear it, and i say "ouch"
Drunk commies deleted
23-12-2005, 18:51
Why don't people ever see anything cool or unusual in cheese pans? Like pirates?
Nice screen name.
Eutrusca
23-12-2005, 18:52
I have it on good authority ( no, not Pat Robertson! ) that he likes pizza too. As a matter of fact, pizza is going to be one of the staples of the heavenly diet. :D
Kryozerkia
23-12-2005, 18:52
Why don't people ever see anything cool or unusual in cheese pans? Like pirates?
Because they've not only allowed the cheese to curddle but they're suffering from heat stroke...
Lacadaemon
23-12-2005, 18:54
Of course Jesus likes nachos. He's mexican.

I bet he likes burritos too.
Kryozerkia
23-12-2005, 18:58
Of course Jesus likes nachos. He's mexican.

I bet he likes burritos too.
No, the Mexicans are really just darked skinned Jews... ;) Which is why Jesus likes to appear in various types of Mexican food. He's just getting back in touch with his noble roots!
Eichen
23-12-2005, 19:09
I bet they put it on EBay and get 10k+ for it.
Sumamba Buwhan
23-12-2005, 19:28
it looks like Osama to me
Shakespere Street
23-12-2005, 19:37
Interesting thread
Yucania
23-12-2005, 19:48
don’t u guys have better things to do with your time? this thread is ridiculous. I didn’t think a bunch of liberals could offend me this much, but I guess there’s a time for everything. ok we get that you are all mostly atheist, but leave people who believe in Christ alone. now im not saying it isnt a little strange people "claim" to see his image in food, but I do have enough decency to leave a person alone when he wishes to worship his own religion, and that’s what im telling you right now, leave religion-bashing out of these forums please. its one of the great laws that this nation passed to allow us more freedom to do what we want (freedom of religion). I understand freedom of speech, but im asking you to have some respect for someone who actually has a religion. you may not agree, but you should respect their right to worship. thank you.
Drunk commies deleted
23-12-2005, 19:51
don’t u guys have better things to do with your time? this thread is ridiculous. I didn’t think a bunch of liberals could offend me this much, but I guess there’s a time for everything. ok we get that you are all mostly atheist, but leave people who believe in Christ alone. now im not saying anything about people who "claim" to see his image in food, but I do have enough decency to leave a person alone when he wishes to worship his own religion, and that’s what im telling you right now, leave religion-bashing out of these forums please. its one of the great laws that this nation passed to allow us more freedom to do what we want. I understand freedom of speech, but im asking you to have some respect for someone who actually has a religion. you may not agree, but you should respect their right to worship. thank you.
Your right to pray to Our Lord of the Crunchy Ethnic Snack Foods is protected by the same first ammendment that safeguards my right to make jokes about it. Deal with it.
Lacadaemon
23-12-2005, 20:00
No, the Mexicans are really just darked skinned Jews... ;) Which is why Jesus likes to appear in various types of Mexican food. He's just getting back in touch with his noble roots!

Just for the record, every jesus I ever met was from mexico.

Draw your own conclusions.
Yucania
23-12-2005, 20:05
Your right to pray to Our Lord of the Crunchy Ethnic Snack Foods is protected by the same first ammendment that safeguards my right to make jokes about it. Deal with it.

i believe my statement was merely attempting to bring decensy to the issue of religion-bashing. i already address both the issue of freedom of religion and speech so what exactly were you trying to say? deal with it? isnt this america? arent we supposed to be more accepting of others? i dont bash your beliefs, and i frankly dont care about them, but leave mine alone. people like you make me sick and i really wish that you had a little respect for other people who you disagree with. i know i do.
Drunk commies deleted
23-12-2005, 20:08
i believe my statement was merely attempting to bring decensy to the issue of religion-bashing. i already address both the issue of freedom of religion and speech so what exactly were you trying to say? deal with it? isnt this america? arent we supposed to be more accepting of others? i dont bash your beliefs, and i frankly dont care about them, but leave mine alone. people like you make me sick and i really wish that you had a little respect for other people who you disagree with. i know i do.
Go ahead and bash my beliefs all you want. I'm not so thin skinned or weak in my convictions that a little criticizm or ridicule will make me cry. America is a place of free exchange of ideas. Sometimes those ideas are offensive to one group or another. It would be unamerican to silence offensive ideas. What are you, some kind of communist?:D

What exactly are you taking offense to anyway? I didn't say something like "All Christians are morons" or anything. I just think it's funny that people keep seeing Jesus' image in association with Latino foods.
The Jovian Moons
23-12-2005, 20:11
Why don't people ever see anything cool or unusual in cheese pans? Like pirates?

yarr
Sumamba Buwhan
23-12-2005, 20:17
Thats not Jesus, he's wearing a turban. Or did Jesus wear a turban?
The Squeaky Rat
23-12-2005, 20:20
Thats not Jesus, he's wearing a turban. Or did Jesus wear a turban?

Possibly - he was supposed to be Palestinian after all.
Drunk commies deleted
23-12-2005, 20:21
Possibly - he was supposed to be Palestinian after all.
How do you figure that? He was a hebrew. The Palestinians are descendants of the Philistines, no?
Sumamba Buwhan
23-12-2005, 20:30
Well I heard Jesus taught yoga and ate vegetarian food. I heard this from a very unbiased vegetarian Christian sect that practices yoga.
Shoot the Tiger
23-12-2005, 21:03
Just for the record, every jesus I ever met was from mexico.

Draw your own conclusions.

I knew a Jesus from spain :) , but I guess that's an obvious connection :(
End of Darkness
23-12-2005, 21:08
There's an "image" in the grain of wood on my closet door that looks more Jesus-esque than that silly nacho thing.
World wide allies
23-12-2005, 21:10
I met a guy called Jesus at a house party at Kent University.

He had long blonde dreadlocks, a good sense of humour and a lot of drugs. He's just how I imagined him! ^^
Sat-Ireland
23-12-2005, 21:19
People see what they want to see, besides, how do they even know Jesus looked like that?
Lord-General Drache
23-12-2005, 21:34
It looks like an alien to me. I'd be afraid.

I was thinkin' an alien crossed with one of the mushroom people from the Mario series.

Meh, I think people tend to see what they want out of natural phenomenon, and influence what other people see. And, of course, the "manifestations" generally prove to be quite easy to copy.