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Ok, Hitler and Stalin both had pretty distinctive looks. Who do you think looked better?

http://www.historyplace.com/worldhistory/genocide/hitler-himmler.jpg

http://www.linguaggioglobale.com/videoPersonaggi/img/stalinj.gif

I like Stalin's moustache, but Hitler's hair. I can't decide!

Stalin looks cooler. His face is smoother and less desperate looking. It's all about the cheeks.

Meh Hitler owned :p They were both evil midgets anyway.

I go with Stalin. Judging by the looks of him he seems like he's be a cool guy to hang around with until you pissed him off or he got a little paranoid.

I go with Stalin. Judging by the loods of him he seems like he's be a cool guy to hang around with until you pissed him off or he got a little paranoid.
Yeah, real friendly and nice :p Just make sure you don't raise your head higher than his.

Women actually screamed out Hitler's name when they delivered their babies. :eek: Some wanted to have his children. Weird world :confused:

What the hell, Bump.

Well, Hitler was the better dancer, definitely.

http://www.tedgoas.com/linked/dancing_hitler.gif

Odd poll DCD, but you've got me answering anyway.

I think Stalin "looked" cooler. He looked more stable. You might not know he was stark raving mad just by looking at him.

Hitler looked like the squirrels in his head were juggling knives.

Stalin was Hot and Sexy, while Hitler was just a turd sandwich.

Really.

Well, Hitler was the better dancer, definitely.

http://www.tedgoas.com/linked/dancing_hitler.gif

Holy Shit-thats funny!

You need one of Stalin now, doing that Cossack dance

Odd poll DCD, but you've got me answering anyway.

I think Stalin "looked" cooler. He looked more stable. You might not know he was stark raving mad just by looking at him.

Hitler looked like the squirrels in his head were juggling knives.
That's the best euphemism for crazy that I've ever seen.

hitler did by far, but this poll is still dumb

That's the best euphemism for crazy that I've ever seen.


Thank you, thank you. I can be very euphemistic.

Alas-I cant take credit for it-someone told me and I somehow remembered it.

Holy Shit-thats funny!

You need one of Stalin now, doing that Cossack dance

I only found this:

http://giantexplosion.homestead.com/files/stalin_dance.gif
Not quite as funny, I think.

oh come on, uncle joe has it ALL over retarded cousin adolph who spends most of the year locked in the attic

full head of hair, great moustache, you just KNOW that joe would give you a good time. youd have to <deleted for pornographic content> just to get adolph to finish and get the hell off you.

why would anyone vote for hilter??

Hitler had way cooler clothing, but given his horrible physical characteristics(including his movement patterns), that didn't help much.
On the other hand, Stalin looked strong, serious and dangerous. Pretty much the alpha male. If I were a woman that had to choose between them, I'd have banged Stalin :D

I only found this:

http://giantexplosion.homestead.com/files/stalin_dance.gif
Not quite as funny, I think.

Funny enough to give you credit for obtaining it. Nice job.

Stalin. Hitler looked unrealistic and pyschotic.

I'm going to have to go with Hitler here. Stalin just doesn't inspire any fear in me.

Stalin looks like someone you could chill and have a few beers with. He would throw one hell of a party I am sure.

Very strange poll, but Stalin looks alot more stable and controlled. Hitler looks like he's about to snap and kill everyone, including himself, in a big huge fire related incident.