Cheesus is Among Us!
McVenezuela
23-12-2005, 10:52
It's true. He showed up at the bottom of a pan used to heat nacho cheese in a bar in Jacksonville, Florida.
Look, there's no denying photographic evidence. (http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=49230)
I am simply forced to come to two conclusions:
1. Jesus is back.
2. Jesus wants us to eat more nachos at sports bars in Jacksonville.
BLARGistania
23-12-2005, 10:58
That's not Jesus, thats Mohammed. He's even got the stereotype arab hat on. And a big beard. Looks like the Muslims were right and every one else is screwed.
McVenezuela
23-12-2005, 11:00
That's not Jesus, thats Mohammed. He's even got the stereotype arab hat on. And a big beard. Looks like the Muslims were right and every one else is screwed.
Actually, I thought it kinda looked like a GI Joe doll from around 1975, when he used to have a beard. Except for the neck. That's a helluva long neck.
BLARGistania
23-12-2005, 11:04
maybe it Amputee-sus?
Cheezopolis
23-12-2005, 11:11
And he shall take us to the Promissed Land!
Cheezopolis!
Cheezopolis
The Skitz
23-12-2005, 11:25
Personally I thought it looked like a bulldog, but anyway...
All hail Cheesus, & his sacred nachos & cheese dip!! *Worships*
Grainne Ni Malley
23-12-2005, 11:29
All hail the cheese! It's a sign that Americans will be struck down if they try to put a wall up between the U.S. and Mexico!
Dark Wolfen
23-12-2005, 11:35
I KNEW IT!
cheese was behind it all......
bow down to the almighty Cheesus!
Heron-Marked Warriors
23-12-2005, 11:41
I KNEW IT!
cheese was behind it all......
bow down to the almighty Cheesus!
So, Wisconsin is really the Promised Land?:confused:
McVenezuela
23-12-2005, 11:42
I KNEW IT!
cheese was behind it all......
bow down to the almighty Cheesus!
This is obvious proof that the entire universe was created because Jehovah likes cheese. It's THE cheese.
BackwoodsSquatches
24-12-2005, 10:56
Cheesus, loves the little naaachoos..
All the nachos of the world.....