Indiana's obesity problem
Drunk commies deleted
22-12-2005, 19:46
Indiana has a weight problem. It's gotten so bad that it's begun to affect other species. Squirrels are getting addicted to Indiana's fatty foods and are becoming so morbidly obese that, according to this article, they're dying of heart attacks while trying to scamper across the road!
http://www.nuvo.net/archive/2005/12/07/indianas_squirrel_obesity_crisis.html
British Jimmy
22-12-2005, 19:47
Hahahaha I noticed that too a couple of years ago in Indy in a Golden Corral
Everyone looked corn-fed
ahhhh..... I find it funny, but it is a serious problem in all countries that needs to be put under control
The South Islands
22-12-2005, 19:48
HeartKill...Yum.
"Yo country so fat, squirrels be gettin' heart attacks tryin' to scamper across the road, yo!"
I'm sorry. I don't know what got into me. My Swedish caucasianity should usually prevent me from even considering mock eubonics.
Eruantalon
22-12-2005, 20:01
Yeah, obesity is a serious problem in the western world. Education and propaganda seems to be the best way to tackle it.
Drunk commies deleted
22-12-2005, 20:01
Yeah, obesity is a serious problem in the western world. Education and propaganda seems to be the best way to tackle it.
How do we educate the poor squirrels?
The South Islands
22-12-2005, 20:02
Why is obesity a problem, especially without a national health care system?
They eat too much, they pay for it.
Zouloukistan
22-12-2005, 20:05
We could make it mandatory for people to do, like, 10 mins of exercice per day...
The South Islands
22-12-2005, 20:06
We could make it mandatory for people to do, like, 10 mins of exercice per day...
By penalty of law?
lol
British Jimmy
22-12-2005, 21:10
And to imply it have goverment issued electric collers with hidden cameras :D
Negoogunogumbar
22-12-2005, 21:19
Yeah, obesity is a serious problem in the western world. Education and propaganda seems to be the best way to tackle it.
"When you drive through McDonalds, you drive through with Hitler."
I like it. :D
"Yo country so fat, squirrels be gettin' heart attacks tryin' to scamper across the road, yo!"
I'm sorry. I don't know what got into me. My Swedish caucasianity should usually prevent me from even considering mock eubonics.
*winces*
Fas...what is WRONG with you today?