NationStates Jolt Archive

I really liked the title but now i'm not so sure! There were no threads that interested me so I thought i'd make one of my own. Its really really fun. I'm having a lot of fun here! Thats not wrong is it? Its not wrong to love a machine is it? Even it the 21st Century? Come on! So i was thinking about what to do with the time off I have over the X-mass period (thats right christ- you've been X-ed) and I thought that i'd have a crack at writing. But what to write about? I don't have any experiences to play with, well not any interesting ones anyway.

OK, wait, its a bad idea. I'm going to do something else, like join a band!! Wow! That'd be really fun wouldn't it!! Wow! Yeah! Really great! No, no no no no, nobody wants to talk about me i'm a real idiot. I mean, I am really dumb! I can't even think and its merely chance thats allowed me to string together coherent sentances. Must have a higher meaning. OK, so here's the point- I want you lovely ladies (I assume you all are) to answer a few questions. But i'd like you not to think about what you're saying- just say the first thing that comes into your head. OK, here we go!

1. Do you like cheese?

2. What is your favourite kind of cheese? (Please answer this even if you answered "No" to question 1

3. If were yellow, would you sometimes think that you were cheese?

5. Would you prefer to be cheese or peas?

6. Would you prefer to be cheese or fleas?

8. How tall do you think that you will grow?

9. Name all the animals you can think of that have knees.

10. Who are you?

OK, thats about everything covered, thanks if you reply, if you don't thanks anyway! I'm so nice.

Myrth

Myrth
I'm upset.

1. Do you like cheese?

2. What is your favourite kind of cheese? (Please answer this even if you answered "No" to question 1

3. If were yellow, would you sometimes think that you were cheese?

5. Would you prefer to be cheese or peas?

6. Would you prefer to be cheese or fleas?

8. How tall do you think that you will grow?

9. Name all the animals you can think of that have knees.

10. Who are you?
1) yes
2) yellow
3) no
5) cheese
6) cheese
8) 6' and a little
9) Legged people
10) your mom

1. Do you like cheese?
not really

2. What is your favourite kind of cheese? (Please answer this even if you answered "No" to question 1
brie

3. If were yellow, would you sometimes think that you were cheese?
only if i smelled like socks too

5. Would you prefer to be cheese or peas?
peas. they don't smell cheesy. and they're green too *nods*

6. Would you prefer to be cheese or fleas?
cheese. fleas suck.

8. How tall do you think that you will grow?
as a cheese or a pea? cheese: unlimited if i keep eating smaller cheeses. as a pea, maybe half a centimeter...

9. Name all the animals you can think of that have knees.
millipedes.

10. Who are you?
the Duke of Hampshire. and i love peas.

1. Do you like cheese?

2. What is your favourite kind of cheese? (Please answer this even if you answered "No" to question 1

3. If were yellow, would you sometimes think that you were cheese?

5. Would you prefer to be cheese or peas?

6. Would you prefer to be cheese or fleas?

8. How tall do you think that you will grow?

9. Name all the animals you can think of that have knees.

10. Who are you?

OK, thats about everything covered, thanks if you reply, if you don't thanks anyway! I'm so nice.
1. Yes
2. Cheddar, or goat's cheese
3. Possibly, I do think about cheese a lot
4. Where is it?
5. Cheese
6. Cheese
7. Again, where is it?
8. About 5'6", as I seem to have stopped growing already...
9. Many, many. But you're not going to find out.
10. I'm you.

1. Do you like cheese?

2. What is your favourite kind of cheese? (Please answer this even if you answered "No" to question 1

3. If were yellow, would you sometimes think that you were cheese?

5. Would you prefer to be cheese or peas?

6. Would you prefer to be cheese or fleas?

8. How tall do you think that you will grow?

9. Name all the animals you can think of that have knees.

10. Who are you?1. Yep. 2. Cheddar, the sharper the better. 3. No. 5. Cheese. 6. Cheese. 8. Done growing. 9. Snakes, worms, and eels. 10. Nobody.

I really liked the title but now i'm not so sure! There were no threads that interested me so I thought i'd make one of my own. Its really really fun. I'm having a lot of fun here! Thats not wrong is it? Its not wrong to love a machine is it? Even it the 21st Century? Come on! So i was thinking about what to do with the time off I have over the X-mass period (thats right christ- you've been X-ed) and I thought that i'd have a crack at writing. But what to write about? I don't have any experiences to play with, well not any interesting ones anyway.

OK, wait, its a bad idea. I'm going to do something else, like join a band!! Wow! That'd be really fun wouldn't it!! Wow! Yeah! Really great! No, no no no no, nobody wants to talk about me i'm a real idiot. I mean, I am really dumb! I can't even think and its merely chance thats allowed me to string together coherent sentances. Must have a higher meaning. OK, so here's the point- I want you lovely ladies (I assume you all are) to answer a few questions. But i'd like you not to think about what you're saying- just say the first thing that comes into your head. OK, here we go!

1. Do you like cheese?

2. What is your favourite kind of cheese? (Please answer this even if you answered "No" to question 1

3. If were yellow, would you sometimes think that you were cheese?

5. Would you prefer to be cheese or peas?

6. Would you prefer to be cheese or fleas?

8. How tall do you think that you will grow?

9. Name all the animals you can think of that have knees.

10. Who are you?

OK, thats about everything covered, thanks if you reply, if you don't thanks anyway! I'm so nice.
1. Do you like cheese? Yeah, mostly.

2. What is your favourite kind of cheese? (Please answer this even if you answered "No" to question 1 ) Swiss cheese. I'm fascinated by the holes! :D

3. If were yellow, would you sometimes think that you were cheese? Never! I wouldn't be able to pick and choose who ate me. :D

5. Would you prefer to be cheese or peas? Oh, please! No peas!

6. Would you prefer to be cheese or fleas? Oh, please! No fleas!

8. How tall do you think that you will grow? I already dun grew. I'm 6'2" and love it, although sometimes I give myself nose-bleeds.

9. Name all the animals you can think of that have knees. Almost all mammals. :p

10. Who are you? A rootn' tootn', horny, straight-shootn', crusty old Vietnam War Veteran who most on here think of as so far to the political right that I make Gengis Khan look like a Sunday School teacher! Ya don' KNO, do ya! Mwahahahaha! :D

Hmmm, interesting, a lot of you don't like peas? I think they're great to be honest but OK. This is interesting, really great. And good to see a lot of the top brass answering. I like it.

Hmmm, interesting, a lot of you don't like peas? I think they're great to be honest but OK. This is interesting, really great.
They are great, but cheese is better

They are great, but cheese is better
Even if I said that that cheese you're eating came from a pea-shaped cow?

They are great, but cheese is better
Hey, LP ... you of all people should know that it ain't easy bein' cheesy! :D

Hey, LP ... you of all people should know that it ain't easy bein' cheesy! :D
Just moldy :p

Even if I said that that cheese you're eating came from a pea-shaped cow?
yes

1. Do you like cheese? Fuck yes.

2. What is your favourite kind of cheese? Meunster!

3. If were yellow, would you sometimes think that you were cheese? If what were yellow?

5. Would you prefer to be cheese or peas? Peas. Why? Because they're bursting with country fresh flavor. That fits me perfectly.

6. Would you prefer to be cheese or fleas? Cheese. I had a bad experience with fleas in 1997.

8. How tall do you think that you will grow? 6'2", possibly 6'3". I'm about two inches taller than my brother was at this age (17). He's 20 now, and he's 6'.05".

9. Name all the animals you can think of that have knees. I'm only naming one. Horses. One's all you're getting.

10. Who are you? Find out for yourself.

1. Do you like cheese?

Yes.

2. What is your favourite kind of cheese? (Please answer this even if you answered "No" to question 1

Edam, probably.

3. If were yellow, would you sometimes think that you were cheese?

Um. Sure.

5. Would you prefer to be cheese or peas?

Cheese.

6. Would you prefer to be cheese or fleas?

Cheese.

8. How tall do you think that you will grow?

Um. 6'1". Same as I am now.

9. Name all the animals you can think of that have knees.

No.

10. Who are you?

Who are YOU to ask me such a question?

3. If were yellow, would you sometimes think that you were cheese? If what were yellow?.
Just answer the question to the best of your capabilities.

10. Who are you?

Who are YOU to ask me such a question?
Who are YOU to answer such a question to which I asked such a question?

Just answer the question to the best of your capabilities.

Answer it yourself.

*throws a wedge of cheese*

Answer it yourself.

*throws a wedge of cheese*
Touchy.

Touchy.

*pokepokepokepokePOKE*

*POKE*

*pokepokepokepokePOKE*

*POKE*
Charming.

Charming.

*grabs a broom*

*"pokes" you with it*

Yeah. I went there.

Who are YOU to answer such a question to which I asked such a question?

Who are YOU to ask such a question to which I answered such a question in response to the question you asked?

Blessed are the cheese makers..ah never mind

I really liked the title but now i'm not so sure! There were no threads that interested me so I thought i'd make one of my own. Its really really fun. I'm having a lot of fun here! Thats not wrong is it? Its not wrong to love a machine is it? Even it the 21st Century? Come on! So i was thinking about what to do with the time off I have over the X-mass period (thats right christ- you've been X-ed) and I thought that i'd have a crack at writing. But what to write about? I don't have any experiences to play with, well not any interesting ones anyway.

OK, wait, its a bad idea. I'm going to do something else, like join a band!! Wow! That'd be really fun wouldn't it!! Wow! Yeah! Really great! No, no no no no, nobody wants to talk about me i'm a real idiot. I mean, I am really dumb! I can't even think and its merely chance thats allowed me to string together coherent sentances. Must have a higher meaning. OK, so here's the point- I want you lovely ladies (I assume you all are) to answer a few questions. But i'd like you not to think about what you're saying- just say the first thing that comes into your head. OK, here we go!

1. Do you like cheese?

2. What is your favourite kind of cheese? (Please answer this even if you answered "No" to question 1

3. If were yellow, would you sometimes think that you were cheese?

5. Would you prefer to be cheese or peas?

6. Would you prefer to be cheese or fleas?

8. How tall do you think that you will grow?

9. Name all the animals you can think of that have knees.

10. Who are you?

OK, thats about everything covered, thanks if you reply, if you don't thanks anyway! I'm so nice.
1) Cheese is good. I like it.
2) I don't know. Last night I enjoyed some Jarlsburg, sometimes I like Brie. I can't choose one.
3) Yes.
5) Peas
6) Fleas
8) I think I'll actually shrink over time to 5' 10"
9) No, I don't think I'll do that.
10) I'm your big smelly turnip pal.

Who are YOU to ask such a question to which I answered such a question in response to the question you asked?
Who are YOU to question my sexuality?

*pokepokepokepokePOKE*

*POKE*
WANK.

Who are YOU to question my sexuality?

Your left testicle.

1. Hey-ells yey-ess.

2. Provalone

3. No, but I might be some Yellow Bastard.

5. Cheese.

6. Cheese.

8. As tall as I possibly can.

9. Indy, Lucy, Hobo, Zeke, Mina, Pitou, Murphy, Rumble, Bishop, Eddie, Deacon, Isis, Kali and Samus.

10. I be who be called I be.

1. Do you like cheese?
2. What is your favourite kind of cheese?
3. If were yellow, would you sometimes think that you were cheese?
5. Would you prefer to be cheese or peas?
6. Would you prefer to be cheese or fleas?
8. How tall do you think that you will grow?
9. Name all the animals you can think of that have knees.
10. Who are you?
1. Yes.
2. Mozzarella! Yum!
3. No. They'd think I'm a banana.
5. I like knees.
6. I like knees.
8. Godzilla-size.
9. Amoeba.
10. Feel that cold breath in your neck? That's me :D

Your left testicle.
Well sir, although I don't agree with what you say i'll defend to death your right to say it.

-whine snippage-
1. Do you like cheese?
2. What is your favourite kind of cheese? (Please answer this even if you answered "No" to question 1
3. If were yellow, would you sometimes think that you were cheese?
5. Would you prefer to be cheese or peas?
6. Would you prefer to be cheese or fleas?
8. How tall do you think that you will grow?
9. Name all the animals you can think of that have knees.
10. Who are you?
OK, thats about everything covered, thanks if you reply, if you don't thanks anyway! I'm so nice.
1)No, I love Cheese
2)Camembrie it is half Brie half Camembert
3)No i would think i was Spongebob, a Submarine,Asian or a Sufferer of Malaria or joiundus(SP)
4)...........
4)...........
5)Cheese
6)Cheese
7)
7)
8)6'2"
9)Panda, Horse, Turtle, Sheep, Mouse ,Moose, Lion, Tiger, Beer, Bear, Bare, Oh My!, Osterich, Cow
10)"His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular."
Duke Charles De Campevilier De Harlesburg Esquire III

AKA HARLESY