NationStates Jolt Archive


My Dog Killed Jesus!

Notmo
22-12-2005, 10:42
Well I went downstairs this morning and something sharp dug into my foot... I looked down to see little bits of chewed up ppttery everywhere. My dog looked at me with an evil guilt all over his face. We have a miniure naticity thing in my house as part of the Christmas decorations... and Jesus was missing!
He could have had Mary, or Joseph, or a sheep or cow, or a wise man, but no, he had to eat Jesus....
Grainne Ni Malley
22-12-2005, 10:44
That's funny because, you know dog spelled backwards is... nevermind.
The Plutonian Empire
22-12-2005, 10:49
That's funny because, you know dog spelled backwards is... nevermind.
Good one! :D
Homovox
22-12-2005, 10:51
someone had to do it... again.
Forfania Gottesleugner
22-12-2005, 10:51
Thats what you get for making gingerbread nativity scenes
Svalbardania
22-12-2005, 10:54
Thats what you get for making gingerbread nativity scenes

But they're the best kind come Boxing Day
Randomlittleisland
22-12-2005, 18:10
I managed to drop Jesus on his head when I was playing Joseph in the school nativity play.

If your dog gets sent to the same circle of hell as me I'll give it a biscuit.:)
Megaloria
22-12-2005, 18:11
Well, if you're lucky, in three days he'll emerge from the, er, tomb.
Heavenly Sex
22-12-2005, 18:19
Wow, a dog that's actually good for something! :D