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The Perfect Gift...

Dodudodu
21-12-2005, 23:43
Alright guys, and girls...What am I supposed to get my girlfriend for Christmas? I'm looking for the perfect, most original present I can possibly find. Nothing raunchy, and no, not a box of condoms.

I've got till Friday, absolute latest. (Even though Sunday is actually Christmas, She's going away with her family.)
Neo Kervoskia
21-12-2005, 23:44
200 dollars. With that she can buy a wonderful present of her choosing.
Man in Black
21-12-2005, 23:48
My advice to you, is if you are having a lot of trouble, a card, a teddy bear, and a gift certificate to her favorite store.

The gift certificat takes care of the problem, and the teddy bear makes you not look like a lazy ass. ;)

Maybe throw in some chocolates and flowers, if your feeling extra nice!
Smunkeeville
21-12-2005, 23:58
My advice to you, is if you are having a lot of trouble, a card, a teddy bear, and a gift certificate to her favorite store.

The gift certificat takes care of the problem, and the teddy bear makes you not look like a lazy ass. ;)

Maybe throw in some chocolates and flowers, if your feeling extra nice!
I can agree with the gift card, but instead of a teddy bear try comfy p.j.'s or a cute t-shirt, something that she can wear and think of you.
Demonic Furbies
21-12-2005, 23:59
how long yall been going out?
N Y C
22-12-2005, 00:01
*points to cheesy Mariah Carey song some idiot forces all radio stations to play at least once an hour this time of year*

All I want for Christmas...is you!
Neo Kervoskia
22-12-2005, 00:03
All I want for Christmas...is you!
Yeah, but he said something perfect. :p
Dodudodu
22-12-2005, 00:13
how long yall been going out?

3 months...

I wrote this

If I was God . . .
I'll take you to my paradise
If I was a flower . . .
I'd bloom for you at every sunrise
If I was the moon . . .
I'd glow your path and make it bright
If I was water . . .
I'd quench your thirst and bathe you right
If I was the sun . . .
I'd keep you warm and make you shine
If I was a poet . . .
I'd write you lines that makes you rhyme
If I was teddy . . .
I'd bear your nights and hold you tight
If I was a demon . . .
I'd take your soul and make you my angel
If I was a king . . .
I'd give you my kingdom and make you my queen.
But . . . Since I am me, and only me, I can only give
you my loving heart, and admire you all the time.

I know we haven't been dating long, but she's amazing; truly amazing...
Anyway, I think this, along with a teddybear and chocolates should do the trick.
Dodudodu
22-12-2005, 00:14
Yeah, but he said something perfect. :p
I'll have to admit, that was very well timed...

And I would give her 200 dollars, but that's all I have for all my christmas shopping put together.
Megaloria
22-12-2005, 00:15
3 months...

I wrote this

If I was God . . .
I'll take you to my paradise
If I was a flower . . .
I'd bloom for you at every sunrise
If I was the moon . . .
I'd glow your path and make it bright
If I was water . . .
I'd quench your thirst and bathe you right
If I was the sun . . .
I'd keep you warm and make you shine
If I was a poet . . .
I'd write you lines that makes you rhyme
If I was teddy . . .
I'd bear your nights and hold you tight
If I was a demon . . .
I'd take your soul and make you my angel
If I was a king . . .
I'd give you my kingdom and make you my queen.
But . . . Since I am me, and only me, I can only give
you my loving heart, and admire you all the time.

I know we haven't been dating long, but she's amazing; truly amazing...
Anyway, I think this, along with a teddybear and chocolates should do the trick.

I think that's going to be a slam dunk, pal. Good goin'.
Dehny
22-12-2005, 00:15
show her you are a modern man and buy tampons
Dodudodu
22-12-2005, 00:17
I think that's going to be a slam dunk, pal. Good goin'.

Thanks man... I think thats a good bet. Ah crap though...now I feel like shit for not being able to afford something nice.

And my best friend recommended a box of condoms; just as a hint. Made me chuckle some.
LarinaVille
22-12-2005, 00:17
3 months...

I wrote this

If I was God . . .
I'll take you to my paradise
If I was a flower . . .
I'd bloom for you at every sunrise
If I was the moon . . .
I'd glow your path and make it bright
If I was water . . .
I'd quench your thirst and bathe you right
If I was the sun . . .
I'd keep you warm and make you shine
If I was a poet . . .
I'd write you lines that makes you rhyme
If I was teddy . . .
I'd bear your nights and hold you tight
If I was a demon . . .
I'd take your soul and make you my angel
If I was a king . . .
I'd give you my kingdom and make you my queen.
But . . . Since I am me, and only me, I can only give
you my loving heart, and admire you all the time.

I know we haven't been dating long, but she's amazing; truly amazing...
Anyway, I think this, along with a teddybear and chocolates should do the trick.
if you can get that printed in some fancy way that would probably be really good along with the gift certificate etc.
I V Stalin
22-12-2005, 00:18
I got my girlfriend 3 packs of tea, a Depeche Mode single, a Tom McRae single, Evil on dvd, and a Gary Numan double live album on vinyl.
Basically what I'm trying to say is, you know your girlfriend better than any of us, so you decide what to buy her. And certainly don't ask on her, you'll just get stupid advice.
Bolol
22-12-2005, 00:18
Alright guys, and girls...What am I supposed to get my girlfriend for Christmas? I'm looking for the perfect, most original present I can possibly find. Nothing raunchy, and no, not a box of condoms.

I've got till Friday, absolute latest. (Even though Sunday is actually Christmas, She's going away with her family.)

I think a great gift would be similar to the ultimate date. Make her breakfast (if ye can pull it off), take her out for the day, DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS, dinner, a show, then head back for the night, for some...intimacy.
N Y C
22-12-2005, 00:19
3 months...

I wrote this

If I was God . . .
I'll take you to my paradise
If I was a flower . . .
I'd bloom for you at every sunrise
If I was the moon . . .
I'd glow your path and make it bright
If I was water . . .
I'd quench your thirst and bathe you right
If I was the sun . . .
I'd keep you warm and make you shine
If I was a poet . . .
I'd write you lines that makes you rhyme
If I was teddy . . .
I'd bear your nights and hold you tight
If I was a demon . . .
I'd take your soul and make you my angel
If I was a king . . .
I'd give you my kingdom and make you my queen.
But . . . Since I am me, and only me, I can only give
you my loving heart, and admire you all the time.

I know we haven't been dating long, but she's amazing; truly amazing...
Anyway, I think this, along with a teddybear and chocolates should do the trick.
*In cheap falsetto* "What a romantic!"

Seriously, she'll love that.
Dodudodu
22-12-2005, 00:21
*In cheap falsetto* "What a romantic!"

Seriously, she'll love that.

Alright, I'll go with that.

I'm out for a bit guys...thanks for the advice.