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America instanty disappears! Are you better off?

Man in Black
21-12-2005, 04:40
This ought to be very interesting.

Let's say, for any reason you can think of, America and its military instantly disappears. Poof! Just gone.

What would the terrorists in Iraq do?

What about Iran? What would they do?

Syria?

N. Korea?

China?

Are we really the cause of all the problems, or just the biggest target, and therefore the ones who always get sucked into every damn conflict?

So what do you think? Would you feel safe if America and its military just went poof? Would you feel safer?

Or would you be someone elses bitch within a year?

Name your nation, and name your opinion.
Dobbsworld
21-12-2005, 04:44
Safe as houses, and far, far, far and away the single-greatest boon to our economy. I take it the entire land-mass will simply not exist, somehow? Crikey. What this means for shipping will be hard to assess, what with gaining an entire new coastline along our southern border.

Whoo-hoo! Screw causality! Going *poof* can be a good thing!!

*edit: unh, Canadian.
MuhOre
21-12-2005, 04:44
China might not be as happy since America is a good trading partner...

But the crazy countries might not care at all.

But my country Israel and where i live Canada, would not be better off with Israel at all.

In fact the majority of the world would not be better off...there would be lots of chaos, and who knows how long it would take to fix and what would happen in the meanwhile.
New Genoa
21-12-2005, 04:46
I'd think such a disappearance of land would cause massive causualities from bordering nations as well. I mean, the rupturing of the land would be pretty catastrophic.
MuhOre
21-12-2005, 04:48
Safe as houses, and far, far, far and away the single-greatest boon to our economy. I take it the entire land-mass will simply not exist, somehow? Crikey. What this means for shipping will be hard to assess, what with gaining an entire new coastline along our southern border.

Whoo-hoo! Screw causality! Going *poof* can be a good thing!!

*edit: unh, Canadian.

What boom? It'd be a very small boom...we don't have the population or skills to handle it all.

Mexico would probably overrun the US in a matter of days though. ;)
Neu Leonstein
21-12-2005, 04:48
Let's say, for any reason you can think of, America and its military instantly disappears. Poof! Just gone.
What's in its place?

What would the terrorists in Iraq do?
Kill more people. Iran would probably step in to protect the Shi'ite population, the Kurds would go independent and be attacked by Turkey, and the Sunni areas will probably become some sort of failed state full of terrorist training camps.
But then again, the US started this one, so it's kinda a thing of "if they hadn't been there, the problem wouldn't even exist".

What about Iran? What would they do?
Get their arses bombed by Israel. I foresee violent warfare in the Middle East.

Syria?
Nothing much different. They can't do anything now, nor will they in the future.

N. Korea?
Would run out of rhetoric. Maybe they'll try to push for reunification, but probably not militarily...the South could probably beat them if it got serious.

China?
Go broke. They like the Americans as trading partners. If that somehow didn't matter, I don't think they'd deviate much from their current plans, which is to guarantee resources for the future.

So what do you think? Would you feel safe if America and its military just went poof? Would you feel safer?
Well, personally I don't think the US Military makes me any safer. On the other hand, I don't think it makes me any less safe (politicians do that).

Name your nation, and name your opinion.
Germany, but currently living in Australia.
Nadkor
21-12-2005, 04:52
Would I personally be better off?

No, not really. Although we wouldn't have the US Special Envoy poking his nose into the peace process where it isn't wanted. And we'd get a new building available for rent in the city centre if the US embassy closed.

So, no, I personally wouldn't be.

But I'm sure there are people somewhere who would be.
Dobbsworld
21-12-2005, 04:53
What boom? It'd be a very small boom...we don't have the population or skills to handle it all.

Mexico would probably overrun the US in a matter of days though. ;)
Nah, when the U.S. goes *poof* I want nothing but saltwater between us and the north coast of Mexico.

Or I ain't playin'. *kicks heel sullenly*
New Genoa
21-12-2005, 04:54
Nah, when the U.S. goes *poof* I want nothing but saltwater between us and the north coast of Mexico.

Or I ain't playin'. *kicks heel sullenly*

Dude, you're talking about Hispanics. They'll swim all the way there. Or... you could just build a really huge bridge and get in the Guiness record. seriously.
MuhOre
21-12-2005, 04:56
Nah, when the U.S. goes *poof* I want nothing but saltwater between us and the north coast of Mexico.

Or I ain't playin'. *kicks heel sullenly*

Hmmm good point. We'd probably have to worry about the immigration problem.

And the mexicans cant swim the whole channel...can they?

And wouldnt a huge ocean seperating us, create new enviromental effects?!

Maybe hurricanes all over...huge amounts of global diaster all over the world in general?!?!?!
New Genoa
21-12-2005, 04:57
And the mexicans cant swim the whole channel...can they?


Like I said. They're Hispanics. They'll find a way to get to your nation.
Dobbsworld
21-12-2005, 04:59
Hmmm good point. We'd probably have to worry about the immigration problem.

And the mexicans cant swim the whole channel...can they?

And wouldnt a huge ocean seperating us, create new enviromental effects?!

Maybe hurricanes all over...huge amounts of global diaster all over the world in general?!?!?!
I'm more than willing to risk it. Bring on the Deus Ex Machina!
Swabians
21-12-2005, 05:01
Uhhhhh, where would I go? I live in the U.S. Would I just go on living here or be transferred to Mexico or something? That's 350 million people you would be replacing. Now if you mean just remove us from the political world, then I would say that the world(ignoring economics) would target everything on Europe and China, most likely China. But, luckily for me, and millions of other people around the world, we are here and we're here to stay (until someone like China wins the war against us, I wonder when that will be...).

When I am questioned on why other people would be depressed to see us go my response is this: We still get hundreds of thousands of immigrants looking for a better life here, whether it be jobs for people from places like Mexico. Also, no matter what anyone says, Americans are still a whole lot better off than most of the world, even with Bush breathing down our backs all the time.
MuhOre
21-12-2005, 05:01
Like I said. They're Hispanics. They'll find a way to get to your nation.

Dear G-d...these hispanics...they're not human are they?!!
Philanchez
21-12-2005, 05:02
Like I said. They're Hispanics. They'll find a way to get to your nation.
I resent that...although it is quite funny!:D
MuhOre
21-12-2005, 05:03
Uhhhhh, where would I go? I live in the U.S. Would I just go on living here or be transferred to Mexico or something? That's 350 million people you would be replacing. Now if you mean just remove us from the political world, then I would say that the world(ignoring economics) would target everything on Europe and China, most likely China. But, luckily for me, and millions of other people around the world, we are here and we're here to stay (until someone like China wins the war against us, I wonder when that will be...).

When I am questioned on why other people would be depressed to see us go my response is this: We still get hundreds of thousands of immigrants looking for a better life here, whether it be jobs for people from places like Mexico, or people in Eastern Europe wanting to go to the excellent Universities America has(I know this from personal experience, my girlfriend is from Romania, and she moved here to attend Harvard or Caltech or one of the uber smart schools that you don't typically find alot of in Romania.) Also, no matter what anyone says, Americans are still a whole lot better off than most of the world, even with Bush breathing down our backs all the time.


You moved to Uranus. =)
Swabians
21-12-2005, 05:04
Dear G-d...these hispanics...they're not human are they?!!
We're not human?! What?! Just because it's true(swimming not not human)... Hey, think about it this way, I'd be suprised if Cuba's national swim team doesn't win the Olympics in a couple of years.
Philanchez
21-12-2005, 05:06
Wooo Uranus!

Well like poeple have pointed out before I think China would be f---ed economically, N Korea would do something stupid think there would be no reprecusions, Syria would probably supprot Iran, Iran would probably annex Shi'ite Iraq and then attack Israel, Israel would pwn all states in the middle east and me the new Zionist Empire, Iraq would fall apart and apparently id be moved to Uranus...
Swabians
21-12-2005, 05:08
I heard it's very cold on Uranus.
MuhOre
21-12-2005, 05:09
That's the spirit! All you Hispanics are freaks of nature. ^-^

Zionist empire eh? Now the Jews can control the world!....more so. ;p
Philanchez
21-12-2005, 05:09
We're not human?! What?! Just because it's true(swimming not not human)... Hey, think about it this way, I'd be suprised if Cuba's national swim team doesn't win the Olympics in a couple of years.
If they dont all take their chance at open water practice to swim to miami...oh and unlike the stereotype the majority of people came over here on planes or boats like my grandparents and many in the beginning were rich land owners like my grandparents...
MuhOre
21-12-2005, 05:10
I heard it's very cold on Uranus.

No no..it's quite warm. Just don't light any fires if you value your life or any others.
Philanchez
21-12-2005, 05:11
No no..it's quite warm. Just don't light any fires if you value your life or any others.
Heh...yea the whole planet being made out of methane thing...not really gonna work...
Swabians
21-12-2005, 05:12
If they dont all take their chance at open water practice to swim to miami...oh and unlike the stereotype the majority of people came over here on planes or boats like my grandparents and many in the beginning were rich land owners like my grandparents...
Humor is wasted on some people... It's quite warm:rolleyes:
Dobbsworld
21-12-2005, 05:16
ouch.
Philanchez
21-12-2005, 05:16
How did you manage a quintouple post! And well its not that the humours wasted Im just explaining to the ignorant rascists that its not true...
Swabians
21-12-2005, 05:16
man, my internet connection's crap... That's what I get for being Hispanic right?:rolleyes:
Swabians
21-12-2005, 05:18
How did you manage a quintouple post! And well its not that the humours wasted Im just explaining to the ignorant rascists that its not true...
Ahhhh.... racist pigs! Oh and I'm skilled let's just put it that way, besides my internet crapping out.
MuhOre
21-12-2005, 05:18
man, my internet connection's crap... That's what I get for being Hispanic right?:rolleyes:

No that's what you get for being poor/cheap

:p
Philanchez
21-12-2005, 05:18
Erm...I wasnt referring to you as a rascists I was just explaining the true side of the story sinc eyou love to spread the terrible stereotypes that i LOVE to hear when people ask me how I or my family got over here and tell me to go back to Cuba...
MuhOre
21-12-2005, 05:23
Erm...I wasnt referring to you as a rascists I was just explaining the true side of the story sinc eyou love to spread the terrible stereotypes that i LOVE to hear when people ask me how I or my family got over here and tell me to go back to Cuba...


Ok, ok. We've had our fun. No need for anyone to feel they're being attacked.
Swabians
21-12-2005, 05:25
Erm...I wasnt referring to you as a rascists I was just explaining the true side of the story sinc eyou love to spread the terrible stereotypes that i LOVE to hear when people ask me how I or my family got over here and tell me to go back to Cuba...

Ya, I know you weren't referring to me. I can't be racist except when joking around with someone, and then I don't get most racist jokes. Some things are just funny when you think about them, like how all those Mexicans get to Florida. It's simple enough, they just bypass the Texas border and directly cross the Florida-Mexico border. Also, it's right up there with making fun of the French for surrendering whenever someone points a gun in their general direction. It's just funny. Or redneck jokes, of which I have many. I also happen to be half hispanic half southern redneck. People say I'm a mutt and I just tell them I'm a hybrid.
Gauthier
21-12-2005, 05:38
No, because given current trends, where America used to be would stand The Oceanic Kingdom of Gilead.
The Wawk Islands
21-12-2005, 06:44
I would predict that terrorism would increase exponentially in Iraq and Afghanistan until both governments collapse, ending any democracy in the Middle East. Eventually either Muslim terrorism groups like al Qaeda take over or another Hussein style dictator emerges. Maybe Saddam himself. Either way, there would be an incredible bloodletting to punish anyone even suspected of cooperating with the west.

The situation for Israel would become increasingly desperate. It's a small country and recently became smaller. Various Arab nations could become emboldened and either through terrorism or military force attempt to get rid of Israel once and for all.

Without the United States as a target, terrorism groups would focus their attention more on Europe. A repeat of the 9/11 attack could befall London or Paris.

On the other side of the globe, North Korea also becomes emboldened or just plain desperate and moves on South Korea. China uses this opportunity to invade Taiwan.

If the United States disappeared, then the United Nations went with it. Some attempt might be made to recreate it in Europe or elsewhere, but I don't think it would be successful.

Mexico's economy tanks, as the revenue provided by workers in the US is now gone. Many countries that were either trading partners with America or were receiving aid from America find themselves in trouble. Not just government aid but also private donations are gone. The American chapter of the Red Cross, various religious charity agencies, that's all gone. With the next big famine, earthquake or typhon, a lot of people are going to be looking for help that's not there anymore. Canada, England, Japan and other nations will still do what they can, but a large piece of the emergency relief has been from the United States. National government, private citizens and corporations. All gone now.
Lovely Boys
21-12-2005, 07:29
That's the spirit! All you Hispanics are freaks of nature. ^-^

Zionist empire eh? Now the Jews can control the world!....more so. ;p

LOL, more likely Catholics - people bitch about the Jews, when in reality, isn't it funny that all the top jobs are held by Catholics <evil laugh>

<everything in the prophecy is coming to be>
GreaterPacificNations
21-12-2005, 15:06
This ought to be very interesting.

Let's say, for any reason you can think of, America and its military instantly disappears. Poof! Just gone.So what do you think? Would you feel safe if America and its military just went poof? Would you feel safer?Or would you be someone elses bitch within a year?

Name your nation, and name your opinion.

Australia. No.
Initially Australia's security would be of some concern, however we have few enemies and would plenty of time to find a new teet-nation from which we could suckle security from. Keep in mind terrorists hardly have the capabilities to 'invade'. China's founding constitution is based almost solely against impearialism of any kind (n.b. China may appaer imperialistic, but that is only towards nations deemed to be included within the initial definition of china as it was at the revolution). Again, NKorea is an Isolationist state- they would probably march on to SKorea and possibly Japan at most. None of the nations or terrorist groups mentioned would truly represent a global threat. They never really have.

Yes we would be someone elses bitch within a year, but in the event o the evaporation of the US, one could hope the 'butch' factor would be more evenly distributed. This is especially true of Australia though, from what I understand, most nations are capable of defending themselves. Also note that I enjoy the fact that Australia doen't have a huge military, it practically prohibits fwit politions from militarily domineering the affairs of other non-related countries.

Economically, the whole thing would suck for everyone. While this may be true, it is also true that the world economy would probably be better off in the long run (after recovery from the incident, which it definitely would-sooner than you'd think) without America's rigged-system of US always profits somehow.
Colodia
21-12-2005, 15:44
Massive power-vacuum I believe.

Then again, I'd be more concerned about where I'D end up. Being in Southern California and everything...
Cabra West
21-12-2005, 15:45
This ought to be very interesting.

Let's say, for any reason you can think of, America and its military instantly disappears. Poof! Just gone.

What would the terrorists in Iraq do?

What about Iran? What would they do?

Syria?

N. Korea?

China?

Are we really the cause of all the problems, or just the biggest target, and therefore the ones who always get sucked into every damn conflict?

So what do you think? Would you feel safe if America and its military just went poof? Would you feel safer?

Or would you be someone elses bitch within a year?

Name your nation, and name your opinion.

What?!? And leave the rest of the world with this mess you've spent decades creating? Oh, no, buddy. Nobody's asking you to clean up after others, but you better well clean up after yourself! :mad:
Heavenly Sex
21-12-2005, 15:50
I answer this questions with a hearty Yes :D
We could certainly do without these trigger-happy violence maniacs who invade other countried for their oil 'n' stuff using absolutely ridiculous excuses for it :rolleyes:
And that's just the tip of the iceberg :mad:
Kazcaper
21-12-2005, 15:51
I don't know; much as I sincerely dislike a lot of American policies, I think that things (as they are now) may be difficult if the place suddenly ceased to be. There's an old saying that goes something like, "when America sneezes, Europe catches a cold". I think there's an element of truth in that; the UK (and some other parts of Western Europe) have traditionally been allies of the USA.

Our armies may be OK, but if we were invaded, we could well be fucked without US support. For example, although America joined the second world war disgustingly late in the day, it's certainly questionable as to whether the European allies would have won it without their eventual support.
Kryozerkia
21-12-2005, 16:00
Canadian here...

This ought to be very interesting.

Let's say, for any reason you can think of, America and its military instantly disappears. Poof! Just gone.

Yay! No more religious right! Oh wait... check that, no more Christian religious right telling Canada what to do!

What would the terrorists in Iraq do?

Be extremely confused because their main target isn't there. Though, they'd get over it quickly and go after the Brits and other with more zeal, thinking their plan to drive the American forces out worked.

What about Iran? What would they do?

Rejoice and for the hell of it, drop a bomb on Israel because there is no one there by Israel's side with the same or greater nuclear capacity to retaliate with the same fire power, and Europe has been too diplomatic up to this point.

Syria?

Look around, shrug and go about their daily business.

N. Korea?

Well, on hordes from their president, the people would be forced to dance in the streets as a sign of rejoice, even though they may not feel like it.

N. Korea would then turn its sights south and push into S. Korea in an attempt to reunite the nation.

China?

Bitch and moan about how someone still owes them money and look around for a new whipping, whom to lend money to.

Though, in the mean time the economy would partially collapse and part of their population would die off due to economic inbalances that lead to market inflation and thus, inflated food prices, meaning the very poor starve and die off. Therefore, forcing the end to sweat shops.

Are we really the cause of all the problems, or just the biggest target, and therefore the ones who always get sucked into every damn conflict?

Well, let's look at history a bit...

WWI - The Germans sunk the Lusitania in 1917. I guess that's being sucked into a conflict.

WWII - The Japanese bomb Pearl Harbor. The Americans declare war on the Japanese. This part makes sense. After all, the Japanese did outright attack the US in an act of war.

If the Pentagon had been thinking, they would've ignored the Germans, since the Germans had other enemies and taken out the Japanese with the full force of the American military instead of splitting it between two fronts, since the allies weren't making any BIG pushes onto mainland Europe until 1943 (excluding the failed ones up to this point).

So, in a way, the Americans got sucked into two different battle fronts, instead of taking one side then helping with the other.

Cold War - this is more of a mutual thing.

Korean War - There is no doubt that America, still on its self-inflated power trip decided to take this one on itself.

Vietnam - see above

Grenada - see above above

Gulf War - Well, they were sucked in as part of NATO.

Afghanistan - This one is America being arrogant and hurt over 9/11. However, they shouldn't have gone after this country. They should've hit Saudi Arabia, since they were the biggest supplier of terrorists who had perpetrated the 9/11 attacks, which in itself is a declaration of war.

Iraq - The Americans put Saddam in power... and when he no longer acted like a lapdog, they attacked. Yep, definitely the biggest cause of problems there. After all, the terrorists weren't there before the Americans came.

Conclusion? If they had stuck to their isolationists policy, they wouldn't be such a pain in the ass on the global front. They didn't need to participate in all those wars. And, with Vietnam, they should've left it to the French who were doing such a wonderful job...

So what do you think? Would you feel safe if America and its military just went poof? Would you feel safer?

Actually, yes because so many of the guns on Toronto streets are illegally imported from the US, and the US is doing nothing to curb the sale of lethal fire arms.

I didn't mind the violence when it was merely gang violance (gang vs gang), but with the influx of guns, I really do mind and the guns come from the US, since it is the place where acquiring a gun is about as easy as buying a 12-pack.

I'm sure there would be another place for them to get their guns from, but it wouldn't be as easy or as cheap.

Or would you be someone elses bitch within a year?

Oh, who us? Humble lil ol' Canada? We're the peace keepers. They'd just bitch and moan because we didn't give 0.07% of our GNP toward reducing world poverty.

I really don't think we would. We were far more progressive and we don't have stupid leaders.
Randomlittleisland
21-12-2005, 18:13
What?!? And leave the rest of the world with this mess you've spent decades creating? Oh, no, buddy. Nobody's asking you to clean up after others, but you better well clean up after yourself! :mad:

ROFLMFAO!!!

That has really brightened up my afternoon.:p