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I'll make it short:
A bunch of guys call my girlfriend a slut just because she's hot and kinda ditzy. Any advice on what I should do? (So you know, I am a football (American) player, so I have the capability of hurting them)

Just smoke their asses after kicking them and be done with it.

If they're single, ask them where their girlfriends are.

Otherwise, I say Boot to the Head.

No need to stoop to their level. Just let them know by the way you act that you KNOW they're just jealous virgins. Then ask them where their hot gf's are. If they don't answer, quietly let them know that you KNOW they're gay... not that there's anything wrong with that.

Find out their names and addresses and send the a bunch of gay strippers to their houses.

Post pictures of your gf

Post pictures of your gf
Yes, we do need proof.

just tell em to fuck off and stop calling her a slut.

if they do it again, THEN kick their asses. or at least threaten em. or insult them... hell whatever works just kick their asses metaphorically speaking *nods*

If they're single, ask them where their girlfriends are.

Otherwise, I say Boot to the Head.
Of the two main guys, one has a girlfriend (though she's not too pretty), and one's single.

Post pictures of your gf
We're...kinda...High School Freshmen....

No need to stoop to their level. Just let them know by the way you act that you KNOW they're just jealous virgins. Then ask them where their hot gf's are. If they don't answer, quietly let them know that you KNOW they're gay... not that there's anything wrong with that.


i wholeheartedly agree with this. put in some snide comments about them hanging out a lot together without their girlfirends.

let them get the message that you think they are gay. and don't worry to pass this message to other people while with the guys. it wouldn't hurt for other people to know that hese guys are gay!!

if they try anything with your girl, punch them in the solarplexis and kick their groins. or, a simple black eye will work as well.

honestly, these guys need to be attacked mentally and socially first. physical violence is rarely the first answer.

as a high school junior, i can imagine pretty well what you are going through; the same just happened to my friend. he and his girlfriend broke up, but he says not because of the whole slut thing(though my friend's g.f. did go out with other guys at the same time...).

make sure you stick by your g.f., or else it's pointless to defend her.

We're...kinda...High School Freshmen....

Freshmeat?! :eek:

Oh.

No.

Sorry about that, I'll go away now...

Of the two main guys, one has a girlfriend (though she's not too pretty), and one's single.


Yeah, so ask them what THEY'VE got to snuggle up against. Don't worry about insulting that one guy's girlfriend. He took the stab at yours first.

physical violence is rarely the first answer.

But it's usually the last one!

Dont worry about it dude,
Youre with the hot slut,
They arent,

They can cop it. Because shes yours!

Find out their names and addresses and send the a bunch of gay strippers to their houses.I concur. And then follow it up with the dvd for The Birdcage, and when it comes to video, Brokeback Mountain.

Dont worry about it dude,
Youre with the hot slut,
They arent,

They can cop it. Because shes yours!
You callin' her a slut? Cause I can take you to school. (Figuratively speaking, of course)

Make a video of you and her at it and then send it to them... send it cc me though won't you ;)

We're...kinda...High School Freshmen....
I thought you said she was hot.

Anyway, do nothing. There are too many jerks in the world and it's really inefficient wasting time to set them straight every time you meet one.

Unless they become confrontational, of course.

Make a video of you and her at it and then send it to them
NS has finally produced good advice! That's an awesome idea.

While on a tour of the nearest Death Star to your planet, 'accidentally' fire the 2400mm rear plasma orbital cannon at their houses and they will trouble you no more. 'Course the planet will be vaporized as well, but what the hell... always said that universe had too many planets as it is. *nods*

Just laugh cuz theyre idiots and go have fun with ur gf.

NS has finally produced good advice! That's an awesome idea.

No problem dude.

NS has finally produced good advice! That's an awesome idea.
I see lawsuits coming.

I see lawsuits coming.

Shutup bitch and go get me some tang.

I see lawsuits coming.
*unsuccessfully resists off-color AYB joke*

hang them until they pass out...then take them down...wake them up...and cut 'em open and drag all of their guts out.....making them look, light their entrails on fire and then get some horses....draw and quarter them...then laugh at the one "girlfriend who isn't as good looking" and ask if she needs a tissue........or you could politely ask them to stop...

find out if she is a slut.

find out if she is a slut.

I find the biscuit test works well with this.

I find the biscuit test works well with this.

this is the test where you have 5 guys cum on 1 biscuit and see if she eats it?

hmmm.... sometimes it can be feigned.

this is the test where you have 5 guys cum on 1 biscuit and see if she eats it?

Now there's an idea!

Now there's an idea!

I wonder if the management at Nabisco has this sort of thing in mind somewhere during the manufacturing process.

I wonder if the management at Nabisco has this sort of thing in mind somewhere during the manufacturing process.

I always wondered what made Oreos so unique.

Just laugh cuz theyre idiots and go have fun with ur gf.

yep, despite the textmessageness of this reply it's good advice.If your girlfriend knows and is hurt by it, then you may want to comfort her and tell her that they're just tools... but apart from that ignore it...

What the hell happened here? It went from advice to circle jerks faster than a hooker goes down.

What the hell happened here? It went from advice to circle jerks faster than a hooker goes down.

Don't blame me, I just hypothesized about the mindset of snack food moguls. I can only work with what's given me.

Don't blame me either. I thought we were talking about goulash.

Of the two main guys, one has a girlfriend (though she's not too pretty), and one's single.


We're...kinda...High School Freshmen....
That's okay, I'm still under 18.

What the hell happened here? It went from advice to circle jerks faster than a hooker goes down.

where do you find these horrible hookers?
It took 40 minutes...

Of the two main guys, one has a girlfriend (though she's not too pretty), and one's single.


We're...kinda...High School Freshmen....
OMG me too!:fluffle:

You have a ditzy girlfriend? Dump her. Ditzy girls are worthless. They're less than trash and they piss me of beyond reasoning.

Hurting them is not the way to go.

In fact, it's the wrong way to go. She probably wouldn't like it.

Just ignore them.

You have a ditzy girlfriend? Dump her. Ditzy girls are worthless. They're less than trash and they piss me of beyond reasoning.
Don't make me come over there.

Anyway, it's incredibly hot how she's ditzy. Gets me excited thinking about it.

bump

I'll make it short:
A bunch of guys call my girlfriend a slut just because she's hot and kinda ditzy. Any advice on what I should do? (So you know, I am a football (American) player, so I have the capability of hurting them)
Well, if you stand up and defend her honour physically, it will either endear you to her or piss her off.

I woudl just tell your friends to shut the fuck up and point out that they're just jelous that they couldn't get a girl as good as yours if their lives depended on it.

Threaten to publicly leak sensitive information on them if they don't quit.Then leak it anyway.If i works for gorvenments imagine the damage it would do to a highschool student..

I'll make it short:
A bunch of guys call my girlfriend a slut just because she's hot and kinda ditzy. Any advice on what I should do? (So you know, I am a football (American) player, so I have the capability of hurting them)
Define "bunch" and elaborate on why they think she's a "slut."

Violence = bad, mmkay?

Most women don't like violence. Just make it clear to your girlfriend that you were upset by their comments nonetheless.

It sounds like they're jealous.

Does their opinion matter to you? It probably upsets your girlfriend.

"Hot" and "Ditzy" dont make someone a "slut". I thought a slut was someone that easily moves from guy to guy, maybe gives a round of blowjobs to the basketball team, puts out on the first date with little or no effort.

If your girlfriend doesnt partake in this, then, this bunch of guys are incorrect, immature and secretly fantasize about her.

Define "bunch" and elaborate on why they think she's a "slut."
Okay. I'm on the swim team. I have a picture of her in my swim locker. The guys that have lockers around me tell me that she's a slut (interchangable with other words...).

"Hot" and "Ditzy" dont make someone a "slut". I thought a slut was someone that easily moves from guy to guy, maybe gives a round of blowjobs to the basketball team, puts out on the first date with little or no effort.
Yeah, I've been with her for over two months (apparently that's a long time in HS terms) so she doesn't move from guy to guy. And she doesn't put out easily; I had to work.

"Hot" and "Ditzy" dont make someone a "slut". I thought a slut was someone that easily moves from guy to guy, maybe gives a round of blowjobs to the basketball team, puts out on the first date with little or no effort.
In summary, a slut is a girl who behaves like a guy.

In summary, a slut is a girl who behaves like a guy.

Indeed. Although, I never had a lot of respect for guys like that either.

In summary, a slut is a girl who behaves like a guy.

How do you define "behaves like a guy"???

How do you define "behaves like a guy"???
Will have sex with anyone they are attracted to, without any emotional connection? I believe that's the stereotype.

Anyways, Trexia, it doesn't sound like your g/f is a slut. Just put up with the harassment. Try to find a way to rip on someone else. People will move on and rip on someone else.

I'll make it short:
A bunch of guys call my girlfriend a slut just because she's hot and kinda ditzy. Any advice on what I should do? (So you know, I am a football (American) player, so I have the capability of hurting them)
Defend her honour and kick their heads in.

Screw honour.
You're young, realistically it won't work out for the two of you anyway, and generally when a group of guys call your girl a slut, they're usually right. I say have some fun, she sounds like she'd be up for it. Nothing like a pig on a spit.:fluffle:

Post pictures of your gf
Hey, don't stop there, just post her.:p

Hey, don't stop there, just post her.:p
I don't know if you caught the note, but I said we're in HS. That's kind of illegal now.

I don't know if you caught the note, but I said we're in HS. That's kind of illegal now.

Is it?

I'm in HS and I have a piccy of myself on MOBRA forums...:confused:

Is it?

I'm in HS and I have a piccy of myself on MOBRA forums...:confused:
Yes, but I don't think it'd be right to post a picture of her on the internet so guys can gawk at her. I'm not sharing.

Use the schoolboy method: Find the one that talks the most trash and beat the piss out of him in front of his buddies. Then you systematicly kick the hell out of his friends over the next couple of days and remind them that its their buddy's fault. It can work wonders.