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Most of us are pretty consistent people. But somewhere in the depths of our minds are aspects of our psyche that we have pushed aside, sort of our "evil" aspect.

If by chance you were to stumble upon your evil twin, what do you think he/she would be like?

Imagine the most angry, hate-spewing, disgusting, prideful bitch on the face of the Earth, and you get my evil twin.

How do you know you aren't the evil twin? Or the evilish triplet, who isn't quite as evil as one sibling but far more evil than the other?

EDIT: But nevermind that - my evil twin is conceited, selfish, gender/race biased and can't tell good jokes, at least ones that are self effacing.

I always wonder when i'll meet my good twin.

How do you know you aren't the evil twin? Or the evilish triplet, who isn't quite as evil as one sibling but far more evil than the other?

Ah, you're speaking of the "Cartman Effect". I had considered that.

I am the evil twin:mad: :headbang:

Probably a lazy hippie bastard who lives off of the Welfare system, and he hates airplanes.

My twin is tied up and gagged in a cellar somewhere... but which one am I?

if you took the most arrogant, overly-patriotic, righty, you'd have.. me

or close enough for hyperbole's sake.

I guess my "evil" twin would be a commie from europe.

well - i think we ahve arrived at why there are so many pricks on these boards - we're all the evl twins

My evil twin would be a kind, humble, modest, compassionate social worker who donates most of his money to charity, is deeply religious, believes faithfully in the goodness of humanity, shuns nature walks, and has no evil plans whatsoever for taking over the world.

;)

I am my evil twin. My twin would be a good person and probably a pussy.

I second that, why are they always twins? Why can't they be triplets? Or siamese?

My evil twin, assuming I'm not the evil one, is a witless Transformer-hating and artless early-riser who is not at all sexy.

My evil twin is Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Alot of you guys here are my Evil twin, only thing is you have jobs, education and cash to live normally,...Bastards! :D

rich

A recent study of my multiple personalities suggests that my evil twin would be something similar to a black widow. If the victim is lucky. There's always a possibility that blinking cross-eyed might nullify the sex part and result in immediate death.

I'm fighting a constant war with my evil inner self. Mostly, I win. Sometimes evil takes over... http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/wippe.gif

my evil twin would probably wear a blonde wig and speak with a swedish accent and tell people I have herpes.
:eek:

Most of us are pretty consistent people. But somewhere in the depths of our minds are aspects of our psyche that we have pushed aside, sort of our "evil" aspect.

If by chance you were to stumble upon your evil twin, what do you think he/she would be like?
Like me, only drunker. :D

My evil twin is the opposite of me. I am alive, so my twin is dead. No worries. :)

My evil twin probably gets a lot more girls than me. Bastard :p

My evil twin is the opposite of me. I am alive, so my twin is dead. No worries. :)
Ah, the joy of false logic. :)

I am my evil twin!

greedy as fuck, totally self-centred, not caring about and spiteful towards other people, incredibly stubborn and about a thousand times more lazy than even i am now. basically: asshole.

i think my evil twin would be dead by now if he existed...


thing is its all in me, but as the OP says, just pushed to one side in favour of the things i'd rather be... still bubble over every now and then tho :headbang:

greedy as fuck, totally self-centred, not caring about and spiteful towards other people, incredibly stubborn and about a thousand times more lazy than even i am now. basically: asshole.
So basically like me, but less sadistic? ;)

my evil twin is ali khamenei
and my evil twin sister is michael moore

Can you have a single bodily organ that's evil?

An evil twin wouldn't be an opposite so much as a twisted version, so...

Come to think of it, my evil twin is pretty much who I am on NS. Weird, that.

Can you have a single bodily organ that's evil?

There are ways around that problem.

So basically like me, but less sadistic? ;)
ah hell, why not throw sadism into my evil twi..... omg.... IT IS YOU!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: ;)


:p

My evil twin was Gandhi. :)

My "evil" twin would have to be physically unfit, unable to shoot a rifle worth crap, hate the Marine Corps, absolutely love school, detest any form of violence, be incredibly politically active on either side, and would be a total prick.

My "evil" twin would have to be physically unfit, unable to shoot a rifle worth crap, hate the Marine Corps, absolutely love school, detest any form of violence, be incredibly politically active on either side, and would be a total prick.
sounds like me! :D
(apart from "loving" school. i tolerated school with a smile...)
(and does internet political activity count? i am a pinko hippy commie if that helps...;) )

ah hell, why not throw sadism into my evil twi..... omg.... IT IS YOU!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: ;) Opposites may attract... but I still think you're ugly. :p

Ok, now I'm using flawed logic. Good and evil aren't opposites... they're two halves of the same whole. You can't have one without the other.

Damn, there I go into philosophy again. :headbang: ;)

sounds like me! :D
(apart from "loving" school. i tolerated school with a smile...)
(and does internet political activity count? i am a pinko hippy commie if that helps...;) )
I shall now hunt you down, My "evil" twin is not allowed to exist....... Just kidding.

He'd have a great work ethic, be morbidly Republican, and have absolutely no empathy. And would have the sex drive of a table leg.

His name is Tyler Durden.

He'd have a great work ethic, be morbidly Republican, and have absolutely no empathy. And would have the sex drive of a table leg.

Hello! :p

I am beyond the concept of good and evil.

My evil Twin will be an Outgoing, "Likes to party" person that has no respect for women, no sense of Humor, would pick a fight for the sake of a fight, and will go out of his way (think traveling from NY to NJ via Eruope, Asia and Austraila) to pick a fight.

I cannot have an evil twin as I am already infinitely evil myself.

My evil twin is pro-capitalist, socially conservative, plays sports, religious, drinks alot of alcohol but abohors other similar substances... he's probably throwing kittens into a burlap sack to throw in a pond and blame on gays right now.

Probably a cross between Hitler, Stalin, Emperor Palpatine and Satan.

He probably gets laid a lot more than I do too :p

that prick.

hummmmm no need for words

http://www.monstereo.fi/

I think you can figure out what i'm talking about :)

sorry picture didnt work xD

I think I AM my evil twin :confused:


:D

My evil twin is pro-capitalist, socially conservative, plays sports, religious, drinks alot of alcohol but abohors other similar substances... he's probably throwing kittens into a burlap sack to throw in a pond and blame on gays right now.
Pretty much that, only my evil twin would be one of those straight edge wankers. :p

And they'd have horrid taste in music. I dunno, they'd think Britney Spears was quality or something... And they would be horribly sexist.

My evil twin is loud, tenacious, cynical, unfit for real life, and likely to be the only half of us you're ever going to see online. ;)

Mine would be a filthy rich Bush-licking fucktard with no empathy for the less fortunate.

Most of us are pretty consistent people. But somewhere in the depths of our minds are aspects of our psyche that we have pushed aside, sort of our "evil" aspect.

If by chance you were to stumble upon your evil twin, what do you think he/she would be like?

Imagine the most angry, hate-spewing, disgusting, prideful bitch on the face of the Earth, and you get my evil twin.
I am the Evil twin.

My evil twin would be fiercely right-wing, highly intelligent, delighting in pain and torture, slightly rascist, extremely cruel, and have plots to use time travel to change the outcome of certain events, such as the fall of the Byzantine Empire, the Treaty of Versailles, the rise of the British Empire, and World War II...Oh wait, I'm describing myself!

My twin is tied up and gagged in a cellar somewhere... but which one am I?
The sexy one! BOO YAH!

I would think my evil twin would be somewhat normal, because I am so much better than normal..........just kidding.

My evil twin would be..............well, I better not post it, as some would think I was saying that they were evil or something.....;)

My "evil" twin would have to be physically unfit, unable to shoot a rifle worth crap, hate the Marine Corps, absolutely love school, detest any form of violence, be incredibly politically active on either side, and would be a total prick.
Congrats Your evil twin is Micheal Moore:p ;)

My evil twin is probably a straight guy who hates sports and is in touch with his feelings and talks about them without it being like pulling teeth.

My evil twin would be a kind, humble, modest, compassionate social worker who donates most of his money to charity, is deeply religious, believes faithfully in the goodness of humanity, shuns nature walks, and has no evil plans whatsoever for taking over the world.

;)

Except for the nature walks, I think your evil twin would be hanging out with mine a lot. :D

Most of us are pretty consistent people. But somewhere in the depths of our minds are aspects of our psyche that we have pushed aside, sort of our "evil" aspect.

If by chance you were to stumble upon your evil twin, what do you think he/she would be like?

Imagine the most angry, hate-spewing, disgusting, prideful bitch on the face of the Earth, and you get my evil twin.

Prolly more or less like me as I am now.

I wonder how prevalent it is, but I am both me and my evil twin, often simultaneously. If you could keep me in a semi-conscious state (like just as you're waking up, but not quite there), you would see what I am like before the inferiority complex and guilt-spewing conscience kick in.
The nice guy I present to the world is more or less a construction of what I think will stir up the least amount of trouble. But what I want to be (and am trying to become) is the guy who can emotionally rip you to shreds in thirty seconds flat. But I still have my work cut out for me. Stupid conscience. :mad:

Can you have a single bodily organ that's evil?
Yes. The liver is evil. It must be punished.

But a whole evil twin? Pardon, I must consult the voices in my head... they say I'm perfectly capable of being the evil twin myself.

He'd have a great work ethic, be morbidly Republican, and have absolutely no empathy. And would have the sex drive of a table leg.

Your evil twin is Hank Hill:confused:

Your evil twin is Hank Hill:confused:

Ask if his urethra's wider than the Panama Canal first.

I'm pretty sure I'm Bolol's evil twin.

I'm pretty sure I'm Bolol's evil twin.

Are you the most angry, hate-spewing, disgusting, prideful bitch on the face of the Earth?

Are you the most angry, hate-spewing, disgusting, prideful bitch on the face of the Earth?

Ann Coulter?!? :eek:

Ann Coulter?!? :eek:

That's what I was thinking.

A sanctamonious, liberal, religious prig. In short, probably a Pacifistic, Presbyterian, Democrat Silver Spooner running for Public Office

That's what I was thinking.
Are you saying I'm Ann Coulter?

Are you saying I'm Ann Coulter?

No, I'm merely stating that you're most likely NOT my evil twin.

No, I'm merely stating that you're most likely NOT my evil twin.

Yes, I am your evil twin. Because I say so.

Yes, I am your evil twin. Because I say so.
It's OK, TSI, everything will be OK...*palms some morphine into his drink*...here, it's time for your afternoon drink.

I'm sorry everyone, he just gets a little...cranky without his medicine.

*looks over at semi-conscious TSI*

Hmm, not enough dope.

*produces a cosh. clubs TSI unconscious*

It's OK, TSI, everything will be OK...*palms some morphine into his drink*...here, it's time for your afternoon drink.

I'm sorry everyone, he just gets a little...cranky without his medicine.

*looks over at semi-conscious TSI*

Hmm, not enough dope.

*produces a cosh. clubs TSI unconscious*

Ouch. That club is hard. Please stop beating me with that blunt object.

(BTW, whats up with the harem?)

My evil twin is great with money, but mainly because he's a skinflint.

My evil twin can't stand animals and probably kicks them for fun.

My evil twin wouldn't even talk to people of other races, sexual orientations, or even religions, and is probably a born-again Christian, a Creationist, and a hardcore neo-con who carries a gun (basically, Stan Smith from American Dad, except not a caricature.)

My evil twin curses up a storm, but you wouldn't know it by the squeaky-clean language he uses here on NS (I am just the opposite - I refrain from cursing out loud but I tend to have a sailor's mouth online. I mean, a God damn sailor's mouth. Fuck it.)

My evil twin has a great job that he got by busting the interviewer's balls, and he pretty much lives there 24/7. Women find him attractive but he has no time for them.

In what little spare time my evil twin has, he attends NRA meetings and tries to convinve people that Bush's marriage amendment was both good and necessary. Bear in mind that most of my evil twin's spare time is during the early morning hours, as my evil twin is never out of bed past 9:00 pm and thinks little of primetime television, especially reality shows.

My evil twin excels at sports but thinks they are a waste of time and wouldn't be caught dead watching any pro sports.

My evil twin gets a cable subscription just for Fox News and an internet connection just for Stormfront. These are his only guilty pleasures.

Ouch. That club is hard. Please stop beating me with that blunt object.

(BTW, whats up with the harem?)
I'm sorry, man, Doctor's orders.

*beats until brain matter covers his rubber apron*

(also - not a clue, it's been down since yesterday. At least your sig remains unmodified)