Like, OMG!!!!
So um. I have this perdicament, and obviously i need help with it. Well I have liked this one chick(Chick A) for like ever, she never gave me the time of day..So i kinda got over her..Well i started talking to another girl(chick b)but she had a bf. Well after that I started talking to one final girl(chick c) but she was waiting for someone to come home from Iraq. Well fast forward like a month, to last week, and i was on my MSn chatting with the girls. and well i showed them my new pic and they went crazy and blah blah. Well over this past week I have sweet talked and been nice and pimped my way around, and now Chick A is going for me, Chick B dumped her Bf for me, and chic C said "well he is in Iraq"...So now i have all three, very beautiful women after me, and I caused a relationship to break up. So do I go with A since i always liked her, B because she broke up with her b/f ,or C becuz she seems to have very loose morals?
PLEASE HELP ME!!!! Its driving me nuts!
You're not the one with the 'Ginas' are you??
I hope you just want us to say yes ust go for A stupid!
Time solves all problems, just wait..
Eutrusca
20-12-2005, 21:19
PLEASE HELP ME!!!! Its driving me nuts!
You can hardly ever go wrong when you date a woman with "loose morals." If you break up, at least you had fun while it lasted. If you wind up in a long-term relationship, you'll be a happy man.
Actually, it all depends upon what you're looking for. Just a short-term fling? Go with the loose morals. Something long-term? Go with the one you've been after for awhile.
Iztatepopotla
20-12-2005, 21:20
What's wrong with going with all three and then take your pick when you know each a bit better? At the end is going to be how well you get along, so no need to choose now.
I Love Oranges
20-12-2005, 21:20
admit it, you didn't post a new pic
instead you started lacing there drinks with cocaine :D
You're not the one with the 'Ginas' are you??
With the what? is that short for vaginas? i have no clue what you speak of
FairyTInkArisen
20-12-2005, 21:21
hmmmmm......I think I need to see this latest picture http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
Valdeunia
20-12-2005, 21:22
Why settle with one? :D
Christ, how lame. These bitches couldn't stand you, then got dripping pussies over a fucking pic? :rolleyes:
Stupid slutbags, all of them. And the one who dumped her BF, and the one who is willing to leave hers while he's fighting in Iraq?
Doubly so. Stupid whores, all three. Of course, you sound kinda desperate for attention, so have at it, d00d.
Also, why are you out searching for tramps and cheaters on the internet? Is that what Jesus would do?
Can't you find a nice Christian girl at youth group to be absinent with until marriage? Or does the whole God thing go down the crapper whenever pussy is involved?
What's wrong with going with all three and then take your pick when you know each a bit better? At the end is going to be how well you get along, so no need to choose now.
Ah...you know...That might actually work!
The Kraven Corporation
20-12-2005, 21:23
Go with All three, If possible at the Same time, Try raising the suggestion during Casual Conversation, if it works, Kudos to you
Iztatepopotla
20-12-2005, 21:24
Also, why are you out searching for tramps and cheaters on the internet? Is that what Jesus would do?
He spent a lot of time with prostitutes and tramps, so, probably yes.
Also, why are you out searching for tramps and cheaters on the internet? Is that what Jesus would do?
Can't you find a nice Christian girl at youth group to be absinent with until marriage? Or does the whole God thing go down the crapper whenever pussy is involved?
Well I know all three in person first off..But yeah that is a good point.Why settle for hot whores, when i can get a good girl?
He spent a lot of time with prostitutes and tramps, so, probably yes.
I saw that one coming :p
He spent a lot of time with prostitutes and tramps, so, probably yes.
Please, he wasn't exactly looking for poontang, if ya know what I mean.
He had a harem of boytoys to keep him otherwise occupied. Those chicks were just his fag hags.
Heron-Marked Warriors
20-12-2005, 21:26
Well I know all three in person first off..But yeah that is a good point.Why settle for hot whores, when i can get a good girl?
because bad is better
Victonia
20-12-2005, 21:26
How lame. These girls couldn't stand you, then liked you over a pic? :rolleyes:
Stupid slutbags, all of them. And the one who dumped her BF, and the one who is willing to leave hers while he's fighting in Iraq?
Doubly so. Stupid whores, all three. Of course, you sound kinda desperate for attention, so have at it.
Agreed. Obviously hey only like you for looks and the first thing to do wrong the srupid whores are gonna dump you. Don't go for any of them, just wait and find a new one. Anyone who likes you because of a STUPID pic doesn't really like you, they just like how you look.
Krakozha
20-12-2005, 21:26
hmmmmm......I think I need to see this latest picture http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
I agree, post the pic
Well I know all three in person first off..But yeah that is a good point.Why settle for hot whores, when i can get a good girl?
Good idea. Really (joking aside), they sound like opportunistic whores.
You can do better.
Eutrusca
20-12-2005, 21:28
... does the whole God thing go down the crapper whenever pussy is involved?
Hey! It worked for me! :D
J/K!
Friendly Pandas
20-12-2005, 21:29
i demand pics of thes 3 girls
Heron-Marked Warriors
20-12-2005, 21:30
i demand pics of thes 3 girls
preferably scantily clad
Christ, how lame. These bitches couldn't stand you, then got dripping pussies over a fucking pic? :rolleyes:
Stupid slutbags, all of them. And the one who dumped her BF, and the one who is willing to leave hers while he's fighting in Iraq?
Doubly so. Stupid whores, all three. Of course, you sound kinda desperate for attention, so have at it, d00d.
Also, why are you out searching for tramps and cheaters on the internet? Is that what Jesus would do?
Can't you find a nice Christian girl at youth group to be absinent with until marriage? Or does the whole God thing go down the crapper whenever pussy is involved?
Eichen! *smack* Are you drinking again? You have used the words: "bitches, slutbags, whores, tramps and cheaters" all in one post to refer to these women (who may not even exist). Is that how you think of those of us on NS who 'get dripping pussies over YOUR fucking pic'? Bastard.
BASTARD!
I Love Oranges
20-12-2005, 21:31
pics of the girls, a before pic of you and this new pic will help us all in the situation. so i have decreed it, so it shall be done
Okay, can we seriously get off the bandwagon of calling these girls 'whores' and 'sluts' and assorted other nasty words? Seriously.
Fleckenstein
20-12-2005, 21:31
preferably scantily clad
all in one photo mind you :D
Heron-Marked Warriors
20-12-2005, 21:33
all in one photo mind you :D
Now you're just being picky.
I Love Oranges
20-12-2005, 21:33
Okay, can we seriously get off the bandwagon of calling these girls 'whores' and 'sluts' and assorted other nasty words? Seriously.
i agree, we really don't know em and there is no reason to be calling em sluts and whores. or anyone else for that matter, except for me because i'm a slutty whore
FairyTInkArisen
20-12-2005, 21:34
i demand pics of thes 3 girls
the newb has a point, they clearly only care about what you look like so you should only care what they look like and go with the hottest and if you want us to decide which one to choose then you're gonna have to show us pics
Fleckenstein
20-12-2005, 21:35
Now you're just being picky.
What, Photoshop doesn't count?
Besides, if they're scantily clad, why wouldn't/shouldn't they be in the same pic?
Post them already
Eichen! *smack* Are you drinking again? You have used the words: "bitches, slutbags, whores, tramps and cheaters" all in one post to refer to these women (who may not even exist). Is that how you think of those of us on NS who 'get dripping pussies over YOUR fucking pic'? Bastard.
BASTARD!
LOL... no. But from his description, sounds like this poor boy is choosing between Hilton 1, 2 and 3. You know I don't buy into any post-feminist PC crap that dictates that I avoid harsh terms like bitch, slut, or whore. I just save them for truly vile women who cheat on their boyfriends (especially those that are doing a duty I wouldn't want to do), and those that have their noses in the air until they get a nice pic.
But feel free to drip over my pic, I'm old enough to know when that's okay, and when I'm being played like a chump.
i agree, we really don't know em and there is no reason to be calling em sluts and whores. or anyone else for that matter, except for me because i'm a slutty whore
Now, you see...when someone, oh say, in the heat of passion ASKS you to call them a slutty whore, it's your duty to comply. But just handing out these labels like Halloween candy...the really crappy kind that no one wants...well, that's just disrespectful and pointless.
except for me because i'm a slutty whore
Pics, please. :D
Heron-Marked Warriors
20-12-2005, 21:36
What, Photoshop doesn't count?
Besides, if they're scantily clad, why wouldn't/shouldn't they be in the same pic?
Post them already
They should be, but they don't have to be. And yes, of course photoshop counts.
Good idea. Really (joking aside), they sound like opportunistic whores.
You can do better.
Dang it..I knew something like this was going to happen..My little angel guy on my shoulder is like "He is right..Don't go for cum dumpsters"..Dang little angel guy...and dang fricking hormones...gosh
FairyTInkArisen
20-12-2005, 21:38
Pics, please. :D
dude, Oranges is a guy....
Dang it..I knew something like this was going to happen..My little angel guy on my shoulder is like "He is right..Don't go for cum dumpsters"..Dang little angel guy...and dang fricking hormones...gosh
Just when I think you can't sink any lower...WOMEN STAY AWAY FROM THIS ONE.
Fleckenstein
20-12-2005, 21:39
They should be, but they don't have to be. And yes, of course photoshop counts.
Right. Thought I detected disagreement there.
Oh well, Photoshop it is!
When they are posted, who ops to 'shop em?
I Love Oranges
20-12-2005, 21:39
Now, you see...when someone, oh say, in the heat of passion ASKS you to call them a slutty whore, it's your duty to comply. But just handing out these labels like Halloween candy...the really crappy kind that no one wants...well, that's just disrespectful and pointless.
are you debating with me because i said people can call me a slutty whore?
or are you agreeing with me? :confused:
dude, Oranges is a guy....
And Eichen isn't that picky:p
are you debating with me because i said people can call me a slutty whore?
or are you agreeing with me? :confused:
Agreeing with you.
So um. I have this perdicament, and obviously i need help with it. Well I have liked this one chick(Chick A) for like ever, she never gave me the time of day..So i kinda got over her..Well i started talking to another girl(chick b)but she had a bf. Well after that I started talking to one final girl(chick c) but she was waiting for someone to come home from Iraq. Well fast forward like a month, to last week, and i was on my MSn chatting with the girls. and well i showed them my new pic and they went crazy and blah blah. Well over this past week I have sweet talked and been nice and pimped my way around, and now Chick A is going for me, Chick B dumped her Bf for me, and chic C said "well he is in Iraq"...So now i have all three, very beautiful women after me, and I caused a relationship to break up. So do I go with A since i always liked her, B because she broke up with her b/f ,or C becuz she seems to have very loose morals?
PLEASE HELP ME!!!! Its driving me nuts!
Go for "A". If doesn't work out wet your willy in "C". ;)
Victonia
20-12-2005, 21:41
Just when I think you can't sink any lower...WOMEN STAY AWAY FROM THIS ONE.
Alright, calm down. If someone calls a lady cum dumpster's, obviously she's a whore. That term is appropriate especially for people who care JUST about looks, male or female.
If you're offended because someone's calling a woman a whore, then...
Kreitzmoorland
20-12-2005, 21:41
I find it unlikelytaht all three girls are throwing themselves at you feet because of one flattering picture. I mean, they all have seen you in RL, right? So essentially, they've probably decide that's you're just a great guy, and they like you. For all you know, chick B was in a bad relationship and wanted to break up anyway. chick C is probably just bored, and maybe chick A genuinely jsut reallized that she likes you! Also, you may be reading a bit too much into noramal gushing - gushing =/= I want you sleep with you.
I Love Oranges
20-12-2005, 21:41
dude, Oranges is a guy....
:eek: you told!!!
now no one will want my pic :(
*breaks down in tears*
I Love Oranges
20-12-2005, 21:42
Agreeing with you.
wow, so thats what this feels like :fluffle:
Christ, how lame. These bitches couldn't stand you, then got dripping pussies over a fucking pic? :rolleyes:
Stupid slutbags, all of them. And the one who dumped her BF, and the one who is willing to leave hers while he's fighting in Iraq?
Doubly so. Stupid whores, all three. Of course, you sound kinda desperate for attention, so have at it, d00d.
Also, why are you out searching for tramps and cheaters on the internet? Is that what Jesus would do?
Can't you find a nice Christian girl at youth group to be absinent with until marriage? Or does the whole God thing go down the crapper whenever pussy is involved?
That was quite judgemental. Plus - maybe he ain't Christian. In fact, convert to Mormonism then you can marry all three. Problem solved.
Okay, can we seriously get off the bandwagon of calling these girls 'whores' and 'sluts' and assorted other nasty words? Seriously.
It hasn't happened yet but I agree with Sinuhue. :eek: :D I thought Christians aren't supposed to judge lest thee be judged yourself.
Fleckenstein
20-12-2005, 21:47
I find it unlikelytaht all three girls are throwing themselves at you feet because of one flattering picture. I mean, they all have seen you in RL, right? So essentially, they've probably decide that's you're just a great guy, and they like you. For all you know, chick B was in a bad relationship and wanted to break up anyway. chick C is probably just bored, and maybe chick A genuinely jsut reallized that she likes you! Also, you may be reading a bit too much into noramal gushing - gushing =/= I want you sleep with you.
yeah but gushing == pity
well, in my experience :( :(
Karma-luck-coincidence whatever, its that.
And Eichen isn't that picky:p
Exactly. :D
all in one photo mind you :D
Having a pillow fight.
Fleckenstein
20-12-2005, 21:49
Having a pillow fight.
in a rainstorm.
at night.
i agree, we really don't know em and there is no reason to be calling em sluts and whores. or anyone else for that matter, except for me because i'm a slutty whore
Grrr. Let's see your pic and measurements and website. Why do you love oranges so much? Does it have anything to do with your sluttiness? I saw a stripper once who took an orange and...
Iztatepopotla
20-12-2005, 21:51
Grrr. Let's see your pic and measurements and website. Why do you love oranges so much? Does it have anything to do with your sluttiness? I saw a stripper once who took an orange and...
Made orange juice?
Franberry
20-12-2005, 21:51
dude
foursome
I Love Oranges
20-12-2005, 21:52
Grrr. Let's see your pic and measurements and website. Why do you love oranges so much? Does it have anything to do with your sluttiness? I saw a stripper once who took an orange and...
i have measurements? :eek:
Fleckenstein
20-12-2005, 21:53
Grrr. Let's see your pic and measurements and website. Why do you love oranges so much? Does it have anything to do with your sluttiness? I saw a stripper once who took an orange and...
How much different would the world be if using an ellipse(?)(. . .) was common.
I love. . .
They have these weapons. . .
Watch out for the. . .!!!
. . .And leave!
I once. . .So about. . .And you?
Do you. . .cause I have. . .plus. . .Yeah!
i have measurements? :eek:
Oops thought you were a chick. Me wrong.
But since you asked you do have one important measurement. And if you lived in Canada you could use the metric system to make it seem longer.
i have measurements? :eek:
For your sake, I'd hope you'd have at least one.
I Love Oranges
20-12-2005, 22:00
Oops thought you were a chick. Me wrong.
But since you asked you do have one important measurement. And if you lived in Canada you could use the metric system to make it seem longer.
i live in Ireland, and i don't need to use the metric system ;)
Ok, I think the answer is clear cut here. Imagine yourself, got really something going with a girl. Now, imagine getting dumped cuase she found a better looking guy.
Now, think of yourself as a soldier. Think of the horrors you face everyday, and how you pray(or at least think about) that the ones you love at home are safe, and you'll live to see them again. Now imagine getting home, and finding your girlfriend dumped you for some other guy.
Go with A.
Heron-Marked Warriors
20-12-2005, 22:03
i live in Ireland, and i don't need to use the metric system ;)
In sixteenths doesn't count:p
Ok, I think the answer is clear cut here. Imagine yourself, got really something going with a girl. Now, imagine getting dumped cuase she found a better looking guy.
Now, think of yourself as a soldier. Think of the horrors you face everyday, and how you pray(or at least think about) that the ones you love at home are safe, and you'll live to see them again. Now imagine getting home, and finding your girlfriend dumped you for some other guy.
Go with A.
I don't know about anyone else, but all the people involved, except for the solider, sound like they are about 14. So if soldier boy is dating someone that young, her leaving him is the least of his worries. In fact, it's probably for the best.
Ok, I think the answer is clear cut here. Imagine yourself, got really something going with a girl. Now, imagine getting dumped cuase she found a better looking guy.
Now, think of yourself as a soldier. Think of the horrors you face everyday, and how you pray(or at least think about) that the ones you love at home are safe, and you'll live to see them again. Now imagine getting home, and finding your girlfriend dumped you for some other guy.
Go with A.
There's quite a good scene in the movie Jarhead where a soldier gets a "Dear John Video". It's a video of his wife screwing another dude. That's gotta hurt.
As a wise man once told me: Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score. ;)
Dodudodu
20-12-2005, 22:04
Well I know all three in person first off..But yeah that is a good point.Why settle for hot whores, when i can get a good girl?
Found a hole in your story dude.
If they knew you in person, then why would they change their minds over a picture? They've seen you before.
But I'd just go with A....you make B feel like crap for breaking up with her boyfriend and C you get to make feel unwanted, because you turned her down.
You get to hurt 2 people's feelings for different reasons and most likely get the best girl of the group.
I Love Oranges
20-12-2005, 22:05
In sixteenths doesn't count:p
:eek:
i told you that in confidence
YOU MONSTER
*runs away*
I don't know about anyone else, but all the people involved, except for the solider, sound like they are about 14. So if soldier boy is dating someone that young, her leaving him is the least of his worries. In fact, it's probably for the best.
Still though, it must be hell and worse to be in Iraq now. Maybe that girl is all he has going for him.
But there's always that possibility that they are all 20. How old are the chicks? and you?
Heron-Marked Warriors
20-12-2005, 22:28
:eek:
i told you that in confidence
YOU MONSTER
*runs away*
yep, you did. Confidence, Co. Cork;)
I Love Oranges
20-12-2005, 22:42
yep, you did. Confidence, Co. Cork;)
ya, it was a good night, wait, what was i doin in Cork? i hate Cork boy