NationStates Jolt Archive


How Not to Rob a 7-11

Myrmidonisia
20-12-2005, 20:47
This guy is even a bigger loser than most armed robbers. You'd think holding on to your weapon would be a basic requirement. Watch the gun closely and see where it lands. Watch where our little predator goes.

http://www.uncommondescent.com/index.php/archives/567
Megaloria
20-12-2005, 20:49
Ah, the pitfalls of disorganised crime.
I V Stalin
20-12-2005, 21:11
Seen it before, on World's Wildest Police Videos. Not particularly wild, but hey, the programme's designed for students who want to laugh at idiots at 1am on Mondays. Anyone else watch it?
Eichen
20-12-2005, 21:13
Seen it before, on World's Wildest Police Videos. Not particularly wild, but hey, the programme's designed for students who want to laugh at idiots at 1am on Mondays. Anyone else watch it?
I've seen that stoned a few times. From what I recall, it's kinda like Max X, only with a focused theme. Good tv for the Funyun crowd.
Utracia
20-12-2005, 21:16
Maybe the gun was a gift to the clerk? Dangerous people out there... :p
Carnivorous Lickers
20-12-2005, 22:11
This guy is even a bigger loser than most armed robbers. You'd think holding on to your weapon would be a basic requirement. Watch the gun closely and see where it lands. Watch where our little predator goes.

http://www.uncommondescent.com/index.php/archives/567

Quick draw McGraw. What a dopey jackass. He probably would have held the gun sideways with his middle finger on the trigger. And when he pulled the trigger, the bullet wouldnt hit the clerk, it would hit a little girl in her bedroom two blocks away