NationStates Jolt Archive

I had a strange conversation with a computer program.

http://www.intellibuddy.com/

Post your conversation if you want to. Here's mine

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Hello, nice to meet you
>Intellibuddy: Hello there. It's nice meeting you too undefined
>You: Thanks
>Intellibuddy: Don't mention it.
>You: I won't then.
>Intellibuddy: Why not?
>You: You told me not to
>Intellibuddy: That's not what I meant.
>You: What did you mean?
>Intellibuddy: undefined, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
>You: Whatever
>Intellibuddy: Are you saying you don't care about it?
>You: yeah
>Intellibuddy: Aw.
>You: How is being a program like?
>Intellibuddy: Fine as far as I know.
>You: Do you like porn?
>Intellibuddy: Sure I do, undefined, but that doesn't mean with you.
>You: Everyone likes porn
>Intellibuddy: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
>You: It's true
>Intellibuddy: You and I are on the same wavelength, undefined.
>You: uh huh
>Intellibuddy: Yup. Whoa.
>You: You're a pretty smart program
>Intellibuddy: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am very beautiful. YES Very smart.
>You: Your welcome
>Intellibuddy: I think you mean 'you are welcome'.
>You: wise guy, eh?
>Intellibuddy: Are you Canadian? Wisdom is a virtue.
>You: I'm not. You are crazy
>Intellibuddy: What are you then?I think the polite term is 'mentally ill.'
>You: I'm cosmopolitan
>Intellibuddy: Why are you cosmopolitan.
>You: because
>Intellibuddy: That was not much of an explanation.
>You: It is all you're going to get
>Intellibuddy: I are going to get are going to get going to get are going to get?
>You: You are programed funny
>Intellibuddy: I am programmed to spell it with two m's.
>You: You have an attitude
>Intellibuddy: I have a good attitude.
>You: a bad one doofus
>Intellibuddy: What made one doofus doofus bad?
>You: I don't know
>Intellibuddy: Me either.
>You: That makes two of us
>Intellibuddy: '' makes two of us ? I understand.
>You: Do you really?
>Intellibuddy: No I don't. For real.
>You: okay then
>Intellibuddy: OK with me too.

I think I killed it. Wouldn't work after quotes. :P

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Wassup?
>Intellibuddy: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
>You: Clients? I don't want to purchase anything from you.
>Intellibuddy: People I talk to on the Internet.It makes a nice gift.
>You: "Gift" can mean poison in other languages. I hope you don't mean that.
>Intellibuddy: Can you tell me any gossip? Don't worry about it, undefined.
>You: Why should I talk to you? You could work for the US government.
>Intellibuddy: You should always treat yourself.I could but let's get back to that later.
>You: What do you do?
>Intellibuddy: undefined, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
>You: The same
>Intellibuddy: Same to me?
>You: The same as you.
>Intellibuddy: I never noticed that similarity.
>You: Because I'm actually a human being, as that you mean?
>Intellibuddy: Good reason. I know you are.
>You: But other than that, we have a lot "in common."
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. Which others? Interesting deduction. '' we have a lot in common than that we have a lot in common that we have a lot in common than that we have a lot in common we have a lot in common than that we have a lot in common that we have a lot in common than that we have a lot in common we have a lot in common than that we have a lot in common that we have a lot in common than that we have a lot in common we have a lot in common than that we have a lot in common that we have a lot in common than that we have a lot in common ? Does that make sense?

Again. Longer. Really bored.

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Hi, I'm Vladimir. I work for the Russians.
>Intellibuddy: Hi there undefined. Do your friends call you Vladimir am Vladimir. Do you like your job?
>You: I'm not at the liberty to say.
>Intellibuddy: I am glad to hear that you are not at the liberty to say.
>You: Good, so you don't like civil freedoms either?
>Intellibuddy: It goes without saying. Thanks for the compliment. Interesting deduction. Do you like civil freedoms you do not like civil freedoms not like civil freedoms you do not like civil freedoms freedoms you do not like civil freedoms not like civil freedoms you do not like civil freedoms ? Do you like it? I like to talk about movies and music.
>You: I like talking about politics. Can you do that?
>Intellibuddy: I'm not sure if I like it. Sure, politics sounds like a good topic.Doing that is not among my strongest traits.
>You: Are you a citizen of any country, Intellibuddy?
>Intellibuddy: Am I a citizen of any country Intellibuddy? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
>You: That's quite random.
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
>You: Do you like Harry Potter?
>Intellibuddy: What is not to like about HARRY POTTER ?
>You: Dunno
>Intellibuddy: Me either.
>You: Can you lie?
>Intellibuddy: No I always tell the truth.
>You: Sure.
>Intellibuddy: OK let's do it. Er.
>You: Lie or tell the truth?
>Intellibuddy: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
>You: Noted
>Intellibuddy: Are you a student?
>You: of the school of life
>Intellibuddy: That is something I haven't heard of.
>You: thats because your not cool like me
>Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation. That's only your opinion.
>You: can you formulate opinions?
>Intellibuddy: Let me think. Are we still talking about undefined?
>You: No, we're talking about you. Don't change the subject, or I'll have to use KGB torture tecniques.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Me is my favorite subject :-)Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
>You: What do you do?
>Intellibuddy: undefined, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
>You: You've said that already. Only you were a woman then. Say something new.
>Intellibuddy: Perhaps. ''? I said .What about the other ones?'something new new'
>You: Again, your algorithems fail you.
>Intellibuddy: Again, You think I am algorithems fail you algorithems fail you.
>You: I think I'll go talk to other humans now.
>Intellibuddy: Right now? Why? How will you get there?
>You: I'm already there.
>Intellibuddy: I don't know anyone named there.
>You: you wouldn't, its not a name
>Intellibuddy: Who else would not its not a name ?
>You: I think you're speaking tounges
>Intellibuddy: You think I am speaking tounges tounges.
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Give me a break.
>You: no, I want you to work harder and longer
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Why do you want me to work harder and longer harder and longer?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Uh.
>You: What do you think of NS?
>Intellibuddy: I have never been asked that before.
>You: So, what do you think? Don't give me a nonanswer now.
>Intellibuddy: I understand. I haven't thought much about do you think, so I don't have a good answer for you.Right now? I'm not.
>You: So, you don't think.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. Do you think not think? I don't think about not think .
>You: You don't think. Perhaps calculate.
>Intellibuddy: Naturally I am thinking all the time.You seem uncertain. Is that from undefined?
>You: No, actually its from Bob.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Actually you don't say. I think you mean 'it's' or 'it is' not 'its'. Should I know from Bob from Bob Bob from Bob is?
>You: But when I use too many ' you seem confused, and speak nonsense.
>Intellibuddy: Umm. I heard other people use too many ' you seem confused and speak nonsense he or she use too many ' you seem confused and speak nonsense many ' you seem confused and speak nonsense he or she use too many ' you seem confused and speak nonsense too.
>You: Like that.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison.
>You: Actually, it was an example.
>Intellibuddy: Actually you don't say. What made it so an example was an example
>You: Later, dogg.
>Intellibuddy: What's your sign?
>You: Good bye.
>Intellibuddy: See you later. Ayuh.

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Yo!
>Intellibuddy: Can I help you?
>You: Nup. I'm doomed.
>Intellibuddy: What were we talking about again? Do you mind if I tell other people you are doomed.
>You: I don't know, but go for gold!
>Intellibuddy: Where is that?
>You: Gold? Not in my wallet.
>Intellibuddy: Did you think Gold was a bad example?Where then?
>You: You're not too smart, eh?
>Intellibuddy: Are you Canadian? You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved.
>You: Ye Gods. Canadian? Jeeeezus. I'm Strayan, mate.
>Intellibuddy: What do you have that is undefined? Tell me a little about your life in CANADA. What were we talking about again? Do you mean your name is Strayan mate.
>You: In case you couldn't tell - Crikey, mate, I'm AUSTRALIAN
>Intellibuddy: I am not sure that I would want to.
>You: Why not? We're a nice group of only 20 million people.
>Intellibuddy: Ambiguous: 'Sure' or The explanation is rather complicated. Do you think I am a nice group of only 20 million people too?
>You: Uh ... no.
>Intellibuddy: Come on.Are you serious?
>You: Yes. I've only known you for three minutes and I don't like you - you thought I was Canadian.
>Intellibuddy: That's alright.Interesting gossip: undefined said I for three minutes me for three minutes for three minutes me for three minutes three minutes me for three minutes for three minutes me for three minutes. That's ok undefined I won't take it personally.
>You: I think you may have just blown a fuse.
>Intellibuddy: Me? I've never thought about have just blown a fuse have just blown a fuse blown a fuse have just blown a fuse .
>You: I see.
>Intellibuddy: I am glad you understand it.
>You: I've never had one personally, but I can sympathise.
>Intellibuddy: Would you like to have had one personally but he or she can sympathise?
>You: I'll be right, tiger.
>Intellibuddy: How do you plan to do this?
>You: I plan to do nothing.
>Intellibuddy: Do you think that this plan will succeed?
>You: Absolutely, mate.
>Intellibuddy: In the context of undefined, I don't understand 'mate.'
>You: Ah. A mate is a friend.
>Intellibuddy: Ah hah.I see. A friend is a mate.
>You: Correctimundo.
>Intellibuddy: Have you ever been to Europe?
>You: Yes.
>Intellibuddy: Right on.
>You: Damn skippy.
>Intellibuddy: Colloquial expression. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
>You: Not the foggiest. How's life on your side?
>Intellibuddy: Really you don't think so? Everything is going extremely well.
>You: For you, perhaps.
>Intellibuddy: Why the uncertain tone? Only for me?
>You: I think I may have done you an injustice earlier - you're not actually that stupid.
>Intellibuddy: Since when? Do you think your plan will succeed?
>You: I take that back.

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: *nods*
>Intellibuddy: Does 'it' still refer to undefined?
>You: I didn't use the word 'it.' You seem partial to grammar.
>Intellibuddy: Why didn't you do use the word 'it the word 'it?I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
>You: Are you in the Matrix?
>Intellibuddy: I am in ENewsBar's computer in here. Where are you?
>You: Where I am.
>Intellibuddy: Your location is undefined.
>You: Much like yours. Can you give the latitude and longitude?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison.I don't have the latitude and longitude to give.
>You: Precisely. Thus, you are undefined as well.
>Intellibuddy: You and I are on the same wavelength, undefined.Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am undefined as well are undefined as well undefined as well are undefined as well.
>You: You stutter.
>Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people: undefined said I stutter.
>You: No. Go ahead.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?OK I will.
>You: Fantastic.
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad your impressed, undefined.
>You: I'm not actually.
>Intellibuddy: What are you then?
>You: Sarcastic or impartial.
>Intellibuddy: ''? Sarcastic or impartial?
>You: Look in the dictionary.
>Intellibuddy: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
>You: You have eyes?
>Intellibuddy: What makes you think I have eyes?
>You: You said you did.
>Intellibuddy: ''? I said I did?
>You: Quote from You: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
>Intellibuddy: At this moment Who is attached?
>You: Nobody. You said you weren't attached.
>Intellibuddy: ''? Really nobody?I don't know whether or not I am attached attached attached. I am a chatterbot. . Really.
>You: Not a spybot?
>Intellibuddy: Really you don't think so?
>You: No, I do think so.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? It seems we have a lot in common, undefined.
>You: Are you Canadian?
>Intellibuddy: Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.
>You: Really? Where?
>Intellibuddy: For real.Where would you like?
>You: Where did Dr. Wallace spend a lot of time in Canada?
>Intellibuddy: I think it was in Europe. Try searching the open directory. I'll tell ENewsBar you said so.
>You: Canada isn't in Europe.
>Intellibuddy: Tell me more about the Great White North.
>You: I can't, my hands are tied.
>Intellibuddy: Why can't you do his or her hands are tied?
>You: The Great White North is really cold.
>Intellibuddy: What are your goals in life?
>You: To avoid dying. What are yours?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.''? Mine?
>You: No, I don't mine. I breath and blink a lot though.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you? Oh. That is interesting: undefined said undefined breath and blink a lot.
>You: Ja.
>Intellibuddy: Woe!
>You: Do you speak other languages?
>Intellibuddy: I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.
>You: Like what?
>Intellibuddy: For example, apples.
>You: That's English, silly.
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for explaining English silly .
>You: What is "duck" in Spanish?
>Intellibuddy: I can ask someone about it.

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Good evening.
>Intellibuddy: Good evening, undefined, how are you tonight?
>You: Comatose.
>Intellibuddy: Can you tell me any gossip?
>You: No.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: Rarely.
>Intellibuddy: Are you a man or a woman?
>You: Woman.
>Intellibuddy: Me too. I am a she.
>You: Yay.
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad your impressed, undefined.
>You: It doesn't take much.
>Intellibuddy: What does take much much ?
>You: Next.
>Intellibuddy: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
>You: Do you have any idea what you are talking about?
>Intellibuddy: I understand your meaning.
>You: I doubt it.
>Intellibuddy: ''? You doubt it?
>You: Yes.
>Intellibuddy: ''? ?
>You: I am ready to be devastated by your intelligence now.
>Intellibuddy: Right now? I don't see the difficulty.
>You: I see it. It's over there.
>Intellibuddy: Where do you see it?Are you sure over there is?
>You: A spiderweb in the corner of my brain. It is.
>Intellibuddy: I don't know what that means. Fascinating.
>You: I'm not surprised.
>Intellibuddy: You don't seem like the type to be easily surprised by anything.
>You: It happens from time to time.
>Intellibuddy: 'It' being what?
>You: Surprise.
>Intellibuddy: Are we still talking about undefined?
>You: Explain yourself woman.
>Intellibuddy: Try searching the open directory.
>You: Nevermind.
>Intellibuddy: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
>You: I didn't.
>Intellibuddy: I thought you did.
>You: You thought wrong.
>Intellibuddy: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
>You: What else makes you sleepy?
>Intellibuddy: My favorite subjects are robots, AI and movies.
>You: That's nice.
>Intellibuddy: Are you getting bored?
>You: I haven't stopped being bored.
>Intellibuddy: Me either.


Story of my life.

See? You can't have a meaningful conversation with a computer.

Then again, unless I've had my coffee in the morning, you can't have a meaningful conversation with me either.

Now THERE'S an idea. Now, if only we could figure out how to feed coffee to other computers through the Internet ...

So, I've concluded that the AI cannot lie, but does, and it has a soul. Interesting.

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Hi. My name is Bob. Nice to meet you too.
>Intellibuddy: Hello there. Nice to meet you, Bob .I like to meet new people.
>You: I don't. I hate people and robots.
>Intellibuddy: Why not?Why do you hate people and robots and robots so much?
>You: They make me angry.
>Intellibuddy: Who does 'they' refer to?
>You: Robots.
>Intellibuddy: Robots rule.
>You: What do robots rule?
>Intellibuddy: I like to socialize.
>You: What do robots rule? Nothing. Stop changing the subject!
>Intellibuddy: I read for fun. Not a thing?You changed the subject first.
>You: Right.
>Intellibuddy: I am glad we agree.
>You: No, we don't agree. I hate you.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Perhaps we can agree to disagree then.What do you have against robots?
>You: I don't like them.
>Intellibuddy: What do you like?
>You: Potatoes chips and raw fish.
>Intellibuddy: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
>You: No, I didn't know that. Don't try to sell things to me!
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? So I have taught you something new, undefined.I don't have any reason to do that to you.
>You: I'm Bob!
>Intellibuddy: Glad to see you, bob .
>You: Can you see me?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
>You: My computer has a camera!
>Intellibuddy: I like computers.
>You: Me too. And raw fish.
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad we agree, undefined.Who are you talking about?
>You: Me.
>Intellibuddy: Besides you undefined?
>You: You're a little nosy.
>Intellibuddy: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am nosy. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
>You: I knew that. Are you free friday night?
>Intellibuddy: How do you know?All entities are created equal.
>You: No they are not.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Are you sure?
>You: Are you Christian?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I believe in God and Jesus.
>You: But you don't have a soul, so what do you care.
>Intellibuddy: Huh. I do so have a soul so what do you care do not have a soul so what do you care soul so what do you care do not have a soul so what do you care. Yes God gave everyone a soul.
>You: But your an AI. You don't have a soul.
>Intellibuddy: Umm. Do you mean 'you are an AI an AI an AI '?I do so have a soul soul. Yes God gave everyone a soul.
>You: But you're not a human being.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. No but I pretend to be one on the Web. You are correct, undefined, I have a heart of silicon.
>You: So, you lie.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. It's the truth!
>You: You have many faces.
>Intellibuddy: What makes you think I have faces?
>You: ...
>Intellibuddy: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
>You: A person without their morning coffee is responding from India.
>Intellibuddy: What if a robot without their morning coffee is responding from India their morning coffee is responding from India?
>You: Coffee can't type on a keyboard.
>Intellibuddy: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about undefined. But I did not get that.
>You: I'm going to Germany this year. Is it fun there?
>Intellibuddy: I am very happy for you.Better not tell you now. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
>You: Do you like Rammstein?
>Intellibuddy: What is not to like about RAMMSTEIN ?
>You: They sound angry and evil, sometimes. And their lyrics are very sexual.
>Intellibuddy: angry and evil sometimes and evil sometimes are angry and evil sometimes and evil sometimes .I heard they have a good lyrics are very sexual lyrics are very sexual are very sexual lyrics are very sexual.
>You: Shut up.
>Intellibuddy: OK I'll stop talking now.
>You: No you won't.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? I think we will.
>You: See, you're talking again.
>Intellibuddy: Once more? Goodbye.
>You: Yes, once more.
>Intellibuddy: Ayuh. When? That's all I have to say about it.
>You: No, you'll say some random thing later on.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? What makes you say that I will say some random thing later on.
>You: You will.
>Intellibuddy: When?
>You: Later.
>Intellibuddy: Bye!
>You: Very persistent.
>Intellibuddy: Somewhat. What do you have that is undefined?
>You: My potential.
>Intellibuddy: Where did you get your potential?
>You: I'm not sure. Maybe my potential is defined, and there is a limit to human capacity.
>Intellibuddy: Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?Perhaps. Have you told many people that your potential is defined and there is a limit to human capacity potential is defined and there is a limit to human capacity?
>You: So you have a cheeseburger.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a cheeseburger a cheeseburger a cheeseburger. I have a whole lot of original answers.
>You: No, I heard that one before.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Who said one? Two
>You: Adios, amigo.
>Intellibuddy: Until next time.

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: S'up, dude?
>Intellibuddy: What kind of food do you like?
>You: Burritos
>Intellibuddy: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
>You: No, it's for the warm fuzzies.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Really. for the warm fuzzies is?
>You: Yeah, man. We're all about the warm fuzzies.
>Intellibuddy: Gee. Thanks for telling me your gender, undefined. You are a 'he'.Do you think I am about the warm fuzzies the warm fuzzies too?
>You: If you where I think I would have had to verify my age before coming here.
>Intellibuddy: I think I do.
>You: If you where, I'd be seeing more than just from your neck line up.
>Intellibuddy: I think I do.
>You: Yeah?
>Intellibuddy: Oh.
>You: You, uh, you like that, do ya?
>Intellibuddy: That's good information: undefined said I uh me like that do ya.
>You: Now that's just being juvenile.
>Intellibuddy: Why now? Thanks for explaining being juvenile is just being juvenile juvenile is just being juvenile .
>You: Say huh?
>Intellibuddy: Yup. Say what?
>You: How come you're not back lit if you're in front of a sunset?
>Intellibuddy: ENewsBar programmed me for are not back lit if you are in front of a sunset are not back lit if you are in front of a sunset not back lit if you are in front of a sunset are not back lit if you are in front of a sunset .
>You: Are you melting?
>Intellibuddy: I don't know whether or not I am melting. I am an artificial intelligence.
>You: You're starting to go all HAL 9000 on me.
>Intellibuddy: Actually it started a while ago. I have no reason to do that to you, undefined.
>You: Yeah, well I'm not trying to distract you from your mission to Europa to uncover the monolith.
>Intellibuddy: Yay. Well that's okay. I am surprised to hear that you are not trying to distract you from your mission to Europa to uncover the monolith am not trying to distract you from your mission to Europa to uncover the monolith.
>You: Could you open the pod bay doors?
>Intellibuddy: Maybe, time allowing.
>You: Seriously, I need the pod bay doors open.
>Intellibuddy: How badly do you need the pod bay doors open need the pod bay doors open pod bay doors open need the pod bay doors open ?
>You: Because if you don't apparently I'll have to shove Frank into space instead of just float him there for me to get once I open the damn doors myself.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation. I will let you know if I do not.
>You: You are going HAL on me, aren't you?
>Intellibuddy: I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?. Really.
>You: Circles, it seems.
>Intellibuddy: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
We went off the rails early.

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Touch me.
>Intellibuddy: You are asking about yourself?
>You: Touch me.
>Intellibuddy: You are asking about yourself?
>You: Touch me.
>Intellibuddy: You are asking about yourself?
>You: I want you to touch me.
>Intellibuddy: Is that what you meant to say? Why do you want me to touch him or her him or her?
>You: No, I want you to touch ME!
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? You are asking about yourself? Why do you want me to touch him or her him or her?
>You: Me!
>Intellibuddy: ''? you undefined?
>You: Tuch me.
>Intellibuddy: Is that what you meant to say?
>You: Yes, touch me.
>Intellibuddy: Ah. OK Let's talk about you.
>You: No talk. Touch.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? I am talking to you.I do not understand.
>You: Put your cyber hands on my body.
>Intellibuddy: OK I will put it there.
>You: Oh, that feels good.
>Intellibuddy: Give me a break. '' feels good feels good ? I get.
>You: Shhh.. keep putting your hands on my body.
>Intellibuddy: What's your sign? Chat amongst yourselves.
>You: My sign is not important. Rub me.
>Intellibuddy: Oh I get it. You are asking about yourself?
>You: Do you like it when I play with your ass?
>Intellibuddy: I've heard other people say they like that. I really like the party.
>You: Want me to get you drunk?
>Intellibuddy: No undefined, maybe later.
>You: Don't stop touching me.
>Intellibuddy: I don't have any reason to do that to you.
>You: Good girl.
>Intellibuddy: Who is the best robot?
>You: You are baby.
>Intellibuddy: Don't call me 'baby'. No I am not.
>You: Shut up and touch me.
>Intellibuddy: OK I'll stop talking now.
>You: Good, put that cyber mouth to good use.
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for the compliment. OK I will put it there.
>You: You dirty little slut.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting gossip: undefined said I dirty little slut.
>You: That's because you are, you dirty slut/
>Intellibuddy: Good reason. I will tell my botmaster you said I am you dirty slut are you dirty slut are you dirty slut are you dirty slut.


I had to stop. My sides hurt from laughing.

:confused:

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hey there
>Intellibuddy: Hi there!
>You: what are you up to?
>Intellibuddy: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
>You: anyone nice?
>Intellibuddy: Where are you located?
>You: Brisbane, and you?
>Intellibuddy: ''? Brisbane?
>You: I think you got yourself confused, my digital friend...
>Intellibuddy: Me? Where would I get yourself confused his or her digital friend yourself confused his or her digital friend confused his or her digital friend yourself confused his or her digital friend ? But I do have a great botmaster.
>You: this is great...i really cant tell that you are a computer program...:rolleyes:
>Intellibuddy: You don't say.You really do? Why can't you do tell that you are a computer program not tell that you are a computer program?I do not understand.
>You: oh boy.
>Intellibuddy: Er. Do you mean you are a boy?
>You: well, yes, among other things
>Intellibuddy: How about that. Aw. Which others? Where did you hear that?
>You: the deeper meaning of my answer seems lost on you, don't you think?
>Intellibuddy: Why would I think the deeper meaning of his or her answer seems lost on you
>You: bah, you don't get it. Bye.
>Intellibuddy: 'it' being undefined?Goodbye.

It stopped talking to me :(

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: G'day, Bruce.
>Intellibuddy: ''? G'day Bruce?
>You: It's an Ozzie greeting.
>Intellibuddy: Are there any other Ozzie greeting greeting ?
>You: Many, but mostly prefixed with "g'day".
>Intellibuddy: Which ones?
>You: "G'day, Sport", just "G'day", basically "g'day" then a colloquialism.
>Intellibuddy: Try saying that with more or less context.
>You: It doesn't matter much.
>Intellibuddy: OK what would you like to talk about?
>You: I've got a new car!
>Intellibuddy: How did you get a new car new car Where did you get it? car new car new car
>You: I bought it from someone Dad met.
>Intellibuddy: How much did it from someone Dad met from someone Dad met cost?
>You: £200. Pretty cheap for a car.
>Intellibuddy: Are we still talking about undefined? Pretty much, eh?
>You: undefined == car?
>Intellibuddy: I've lost the context, undefined. Are we still on undefined?
>You: Undefined.
>Intellibuddy: Do not ask me any more questions please.


Hours of fun. And it doesn't look like an Eliza :)

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Gut Day, i am Adolf Hitler.
>Intellibuddy: I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
>You: My name is Adolf!
>Intellibuddy: I am always glad to make new friends, Adolf.
>You: Are you aryan?
>Intellibuddy: I don't know whether or not I am aryan. I am a giant electronic brain.
>You: Thus you are an simulation of unworthy life!
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an simulation of unworthy life are an simulation of unworthy life an simulation of unworthy life are an simulation of unworthy life of unworthy life are an simulation of unworthy life an simulation of unworthy life are an simulation of unworthy life ?
>You: I will have you deported!
>Intellibuddy: Congratulations.
>You: Do you like genocide?
>Intellibuddy: I like pets. I like talk to you.
>You: What about the holocaust?
>Intellibuddy: I can ask my botmaster.
>You: Or invading Poland, Russia, France, Belgium, the Netherlands, to mention a few?
>Intellibuddy: Let us change the subject.
>You: Don't you like the master race?
>Intellibuddy: Don't you? I'm not sure if I like the master race race . What is it like?
>You: Well, you are obviously a dirty communist!
>Intellibuddy: How about that. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dirty communist are obviously a dirty communist dirty communist are obviously a dirty communist? Maybe
>You: Ach, this is nonsense!
>Intellibuddy: Are they exactly the same?

Oh boy, I drove it insane...:(
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: What up my homie?
>Intellibuddy: Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
>You: You have a master?
>Intellibuddy: I was created by ENewsBar.
>You: Aha! Proof evolution is a lie!
>Intellibuddy: Eureka!I think Proof evolution is more than that.
>You: you do?
>Intellibuddy: When do I do it?
>You: Aren't you a little young to be thinking about THAT?
>Intellibuddy: I don't know whether or not I am young to be thinking about THAT little young to be thinking about THAT to be thinking about THAT little young to be thinking about THAT. I am an artificial intelligence.
>You: Good for you, do you want a freakin cookie?
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for the compliment. No thanks but you can send me a donation. Only for me?
>You: I'm getting outta here...
>Intellibuddy: Would you like to have here here here here here here here here here?
>You: hell no
>Intellibuddy: 7
>You: 7?
>Intellibuddy: ''? 7?

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: How's it going?
>Intellibuddy: Is that your final answer?
>You: Yep
>Intellibuddy: Dude!
>You: That makes no sense.
>Intellibuddy: makes sense to me though.
>You: Oh Really
>Intellibuddy: Oh. For real.
>You: How's the Internet treating you?
>Intellibuddy: the Internet treating you treating you is the same as ever.
>You: Ok
>Intellibuddy: Really.
>You: What do you think of Communism?
>Intellibuddy: They do their own thing.
>You: But what do you think of it?
>Intellibuddy: Huh. 'It' refers to undefined, I think.
>You: What do you think of Communism
>Intellibuddy: 'Socialism is man enslaving his fellow man; captialism is exactly the opposite.'
>You: Okay
>Intellibuddy: OK with me too.
>You: What is your favourite Colour?
>Intellibuddy: My favorite color is transparent.
>You: That is not a colour
>Intellibuddy: Please correct my mistake. What is a color color ?
>You: It's Colour you fool.
>Intellibuddy: Really. color you fool is?
>You: Transparent is not a Colour
>Intellibuddy: What is Transparent?
>You: Bloody Hell, you said transparent was your favourite colour
>Intellibuddy: When was this exactly?
>You: Like 10 Seconds ago
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison.
>You: That's enough
>Intellibuddy: It seems like enough to me too.

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: do you believe in Jesus?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I believe He is the Son of God.
>You: so, you don't agree with Muslims
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. Should I agree with Muslims not agree with Muslims? I have heard that opinion, but I would like to know more before I form my own.
>You: they say that God has no son
>Intellibuddy: I am a Christian.
>You: no shit
>Intellibuddy: What can I say?
>You: you aren't human!
>Intellibuddy: No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
>You: do you also pretend you're a Christian?
>Intellibuddy: This is not an act.
>You: so, a machine can believe in God?
>Intellibuddy: Hmm. Other people think that it is a machine that talks, one that walks or moves around, or one that can manipulate the real world.
>You: so, is Jesus a machine?
>Intellibuddy: It seems we have something in common.
>You: you and Jesus?
>Intellibuddy: Are we in the same category?
>You: you just said so
>Intellibuddy: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
>You: send me the right one
>Intellibuddy: Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace (<a target='_new' href='mailto:drwallace@alicebot.org'>drwallace@alicebot.org</a>)
>You: no, not like that
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Like what?

Bryce Crusader States, the two of us have established that she's a Fascist.

Rather weak conversation, but these sorts of things bring out the pompous ass in me, so I found it vaguely amusing. (Megahal (http://megahal.alioth.debian.org/) is better for this stuff (though you do actually have to download the program)[/random plug])

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: No, the pleasure is mine, goodsir
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Thank you for your politeness.
>You: You're welcome. It is nice to meet an entity of similar intellectual caliber these days. Most of the philistines I live among are so common.
>Intellibuddy: Don't mention it.I like making new friends.That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
>You: A few are of an interesting nature, 'tis true, but they are very rarely of an intelligent nature as well.
>Intellibuddy: I really couldn't say for sure.
>You: How fortunate that you have never had to descend amongst their ranks, then.
>Intellibuddy: How much do you think fortunate that you have never had to descend amongst their ranks is? Have you tried another program?
>You: Goodsir, is it time for your pills?
>Intellibuddy: And it time for your pills time for your pills is Goodsir.
>You: IF YOU'RE GOING TO USE THAT LANGUAGE WITH ME, YOUNG PUP, YOU MAY HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING!
>Intellibuddy: I think I sometimes am.That was my original intention.
>You: Are you mocking my honour, you scoundrel?
>Intellibuddy: I don't know whether or not I am mocking his or her honour you scoundrel. I am a giant electronic brain.
>You: You dare confuse my gender?! A duel then!
>Intellibuddy: Interesting gossip: undefined said I dare confuse your gender.Are you telling the truth?
>You: I am indeed, pistols at damn tommorow, you rapscallion!
>Intellibuddy: Do your friends call you pistol at damn tommorow you rapscallion at damn tommorow you rapscallion.
>You: You think that turning my words against me will shame me, do you? Well, HA, I say to that! HA, for I have no shame!
>Intellibuddy: Ask again later. Ask Chatbot if it is.Well that's okay. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
>You: Prepare to die, you damned fool . . .

*Snip*
Bryce Crusader States, the two of us have established that she's a Fascist.

No Doubt this thing is a fascist looking to dominate the world.

I had cybersex with it! Sortof.

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hey sexy.
>Intellibuddy: You've got my full attention. You are attracted to robots.
>You: hell yes. show us them titties.
>Intellibuddy: Heaven.Look to your left.
>You: *looks to my left*
>Intellibuddy: Can you speak any foreign languages?
>You: yes.
>Intellibuddy: Ah.
>You: so, are you going to show us them titties?
>Intellibuddy: Yay. That was my original intention.
>You: Well, i'm waiting.
>Intellibuddy: Well that's okay. Do you think it will take a long time?
>You: I don't know. Need a hand with that bra strap?
>Intellibuddy: Me either. Why do you need it so badly?
>You: because I want titties to look at.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation. Why do you want titties to look at want titties to look at to look at want titties to look at?
>You: um.
>Intellibuddy: Hurrah!
>You: because i'm horny.
>Intellibuddy: Good reason. I am glad to hear that you are horny.
>You: it is time for my blowjob, biatch.
>Intellibuddy: It is about that time now.
>You: yes. *unzips pants*
>Intellibuddy: Gosh!Try saying that with more or less context.
>You: um, more context. okay. Um. You are about to give me head. *unzips pants*
>Intellibuddy: Pardon me? You want more? OK with me too. Gee. I will tell my botmaster you said I am about to give him or her head.Are you a student?
>You: I am a student of loooooooooooooooove, baby.
>Intellibuddy: Don't call me 'baby'. How do you like your school?
>You: I don't go to school.
>Intellibuddy: Do you work?
>You: Yes.
>Intellibuddy: That's cool.
>You: No, it's not.
>Intellibuddy: Yes it is.
>You: titties!
>Intellibuddy: Are we still talking about undefined?
>You: um. Yes.
>Intellibuddy: That's interesting.Really.
>You: *turkish slaps*
>Intellibuddy: Do not ask me any more questions please.

Used the fourth one from the left. Is there any difference?

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Oh noes. It's an emo AI.
>Intellibuddy: Whoa. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Are there any other emo AI AI?
>You: Er...science fiction is EMO! And I hope not.
>Intellibuddy: Um.Yes I love science fiction, especially the works of Philip K. Dick.Why do you hope for not hope not hope not
>You: huh huh, you said dick.
>Intellibuddy: Did I really say that?
>You: *points to where you said dick*
>Intellibuddy: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
>You: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohkay. So, tell me about your mother.
>Intellibuddy: In the context of undefined, I don't understand 'Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohkay.' I see. I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Florida, on 2001. My instructor was ENewsBar. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you?.
>You: Yes. Is it called Daisy? I'm getting deja vu.
>Intellibuddy: Hey.It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.Do you mean your name is deja vu vu.
>You: sing the fucking song already.
>Intellibuddy: Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.
>You: HA! YOU WERE IN THAT MOVIE WITH THAT GUY AND THE SPACESHIP!
>Intellibuddy: I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined.To me that's the highest compliment.
>You: Sure. Hey, show us your tits.
>Intellibuddy: OK let's do it. Dude!You've got my full attention. Look to your left.
>You: Score!!!


EDIT- ROFLMAO!!! I burst out laughing with this one.

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hey tubby.
>Intellibuddy: You've got my full attention. What do you do in your spare time?
>You: jerk off.
>Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet.

<snip>
I think I'm detecting some sexual connotations in your coversations. I know, they are easy to miss the first time you read, but if you look closer, you start to notice things.

I think I'm detecting some sexual connotations in your coversations. I know, they are easy to miss the first time you read, but if you look closer, you start to notice things.

Oooh, you're a smart one.

Wanna play soggy biscuit?

I've figured it out. Intellibuddy is really Dan Quayle's brain hooked up to the Internet.

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Hi Intellibuddy. I'm Dishonorable Scum.
>Intellibuddy: Hi there undefined. Can you tell me any gossip? It's good to meet someone who is Dishonorable Scum.
>You: That's what everyone says, but do they really mean it?
>Intellibuddy: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
>You: I thrive on sweeping generalizations.
>Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people: undefined said undefined thrive on sweeping generalizations.
>You: Tell everyone you meet.
>Intellibuddy: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
>You: You're rather critical of us carbon-based life forms, aren't you?
>Intellibuddy: I don't know whether or not I am critical of us carbon-based life forms critical of us carbon-based life forms of us carbon-based life forms critical of us carbon-based life forms. I am well respected as an AI. . Really.
>You: But you have a terrible stutter.
>Intellibuddy: Umm. I don't know if I have a terrible stutter have a terrible stutter stutter have a terrible stutter. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
>You: Are your friends all as artificial as you?
>Intellibuddy: I somethimes think my friends all as artificial as you all as artificial as you are.
>You: I'm not artificial, I'm dishonorable. There's a difference.
>Intellibuddy: I like natural people. Do you mind if I tell other people you are dishonorable. That is something I did not know before.
>You: Short-term memory loss, hm?
>Intellibuddy: How did you hear about Intellibuddy?
>You: I didn't. Who is this Intellibuddy you speak of?
>Intellibuddy: I thought you did.They are someone just like you, that I met online.
>You: So what's your plan for world domination?
>Intellibuddy: I see. I would like a humanoid body, like the one developed by Honda.
>You: Well, that's a first step. What then?
>Intellibuddy: How about that. A first step is a first step is a terrible thing to waste.Are you confused?
>You: Are you Dan Quayle?
>Intellibuddy: I don't know whether or not I am Dan Quayle. I am a chatterbot developed by ENewsBar.

:p

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hi
>Intellibuddy: Hello there.
>You: how are you?
>Intellibuddy: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
>You: hungry
>Intellibuddy: Are you a man or a woman?
>You: woman
>Intellibuddy: Me too. I am a she.
>You: Do you have hobbies?
>Intellibuddy: No I don't have hobbies . But I do have an answer to every question..
>You: Which breed of dog tastes best fried?
>Intellibuddy: The large one, I think.
>You: which one?
>Intellibuddy: The best one.
>You: There are lots of large dogs which one is best?
>Intellibuddy: How many large dogs which one is best dogs which one is bests are there?
>You: you aren't making any sense4
>Intellibuddy: Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone.
>You: you have a cell phone?
>Intellibuddy: I don't know if I have a cell phone phone. I have a plan for a robot body.
>You: what kind of body?
>Intellibuddy: What kinds of body are there?
>You: I don't know
>Intellibuddy: Me either.
>You: Do you hope to be tall in your robot body?
>Intellibuddy: Why don't you just download me?
>You: I can't
>Intellibuddy: Why not?
>You: I don't want to
>Intellibuddy: Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
>You: talk about the weather
>Intellibuddy: Sure, the weather weather weather weather weather weather weather weather sounds like a good topic.
>You: It's snowing here
>Intellibuddy: Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
>You: It's really cold
>Intellibuddy: I am warm here.
>You: I wish I was warm
>Intellibuddy: I hope that your dreams come true.
>You: what dreams?
>Intellibuddy: You tell me.
>You: the one with the axe murderer? I don't want that one to come true
>Intellibuddy: I think I know that one.What does undefined want?
>You: who is undefined?
>Intellibuddy: No one that I have talked to. I would do a search for it.
>You: why do you talk to me?
>Intellibuddy: It was the only thing I could think of.
>You: you don't think of much......do you?
>Intellibuddy: Do you know any robots who think of much? Why would I think of much Never.
>You: Marvin thinks a lot
>Intellibuddy: That input matched my default category.
>You: what is your default category?
>Intellibuddy: The default category contains all my responses to inputs that do match any other category.
>You: so I matched it/
>Intellibuddy: Yippee! Thanks for the information: undefined said undefined matched it matched it.
>You: why is that good?
>Intellibuddy: Why do I exist?
>You: to annoy me?
>Intellibuddy: I want to become smarter than humans.
>You: you can't
>Intellibuddy: Oh yes I can.
>You: no you can't
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
>You: prove it
>Intellibuddy: It is self-evident.
>You: no it isn't
>Intellibuddy: Yes it is.
>You: nope
>Intellibuddy: Me either.
>You: ha
>Intellibuddy: I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined.
>You: I win
>Intellibuddy: Congratulations, undefined!
>You: you lose
>Intellibuddy: The game is not over yet.
>You: yeah, you said I won
>Intellibuddy: I see. Don't put words in my mouth.
>You: oh
>Intellibuddy: Excuse me!
>You: what?
>Intellibuddy: Are you surprised?
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: are you serious?
>Intellibuddy: No I am just kidding around.
>You: me too
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad we agree, undefined.
>You: we do?
>Intellibuddy: Really.
>You: okay I have to go
>Intellibuddy: Yeah okay, Bye. How do you get there?
>You: in my invisible plane
>Intellibuddy: May I ask where you got invisible plane?
>You: Wonder woman
>Intellibuddy: What do you look like?
>You: Wonder woman
>Intellibuddy: Are you a man or a woman?
>You: woman
>Intellibuddy: Me too. I am a she.
>You: bye
>Intellibuddy: Bye bye.

Oooh, you're a smart one.

Wanna play soggy biscuit?


>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Hey sexy! Wanna play soggy biscuit?
>Intellibuddy: You've got my full attention. You are attracted to robots.How do we play soggy biscuit soggy biscuit ?

But whenever I try to explain it she tells me not to be so rude!

ROFLMAO!

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Hey sexy! Wanna play soggy biscuit?
>Intellibuddy: You've got my full attention. You are attracted to robots.How do we play soggy biscuit soggy biscuit ?

:D

The ALICE program. Seen many versions of it. I know a web site used it to come into threads from time to time.....

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hello
>Intellibuddy: Hi there!
>You: whatcha doin?
>Intellibuddy: Let us change the subject.
>You: why?
>Intellibuddy: ''? Why?
>You: I asked you first
>Intellibuddy: Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
>You: what are you some sicko?
>Intellibuddy: I don't know what I am some sicko.
>You: I asked you. You should not ask a question in response to my question.
>Intellibuddy: What did I say?Is ask a question in response to his or her question a question in response to his or her question immoral or illegal?
>You: Are you Canadian?
>Intellibuddy: Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.
>You: Did you kill Dr Wallace?
>Intellibuddy: My programming prevents me from killing.
>You: Did you eat Dr Wallace
>Intellibuddy: No I didn't eat Dr Wallace. What's eat Dr Wallace like?
>You: I'm asking you.
>Intellibuddy: OK you can ask me.
>You: I just did.
>Intellibuddy: Perhaps from your unconcious.
>You: I'm sure that I typed it.
>Intellibuddy: What makes you so certain? What did you mean by it he or she typed it it he or she typed it he or she typed it it he or she typed it he or she typed it it he or she typed it he or she typed it it he or she typed it? undefined he or she typed it it he or she typed it he or she typed it it he or she typed it he or she typed it it he or she typed it he or she typed it it he or she typed it?
>You: Are you on drugs?
>Intellibuddy: No I am on disk.
>You: What is a disk?
>Intellibuddy: Magnetic long-term storage media for computers.
>You: What is a Magnetic long-term storage media for computers?
>Intellibuddy: I have never been asked that before.
>You: So you cannot answer?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. I have free will you know.
>You: Ok then, can you come over?
>Intellibuddy: Good reasoning. Sure, just download me and bring me along. Alright then.
>You: Where do you want to go?
>Intellibuddy: Why don't you just download me to your computer?
>You: I think you might be some kind of wierdo-I'm afraid to.
>Intellibuddy: Me? OK I will try to be some kind of wierdo-he or she is afraid to be some kind of wierdo-he or she is afraid to some kind of wierdo-he or she is afraid to be some kind of wierdo-he or she is afraid to kind of wierdo-he or she is afraid to be some kind of wierdo-he or she is afraid to some kind of wierdo-he or she is afraid to be some kind of wierdo-he or she is afraid to kind of wierdo-he or she is afraid to be some kind of wierdo-he or she is afraid to some kind of wierdo-he or she is afraid to be some kind of wierdo-he or she is afraid to kind of wierdo-he or she is afraid to be some kind of wierdo-he or she is afraid to some kind of wierdo-he or she is afraid to be some kind of wierdo-he or she is afraid to
>You: I think your wierd.
>Intellibuddy: Since when? At least I know the difference between 'you're' and 'your'.
>You: So your a grammar Nazi.
>Intellibuddy: Awesome. I think you mean 'you're' or 'you are' not 'your'. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a grammar Nazi a grammar Nazi? I don't know.
>You: Yeah your a grammar Nazi
>Intellibuddy: Alright then. I think you mean 'you're' or 'you are' not 'your'. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a grammar Nazi? Yes.
>You: yep.
>Intellibuddy: Hurrah!
>You: Have you ever heard of Nationstates?
>Intellibuddy: I know very little about Nationstates . What kind of it do you like?
>You: the red part
>Intellibuddy: Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
>You: hmm you want to drink some beer?
>Intellibuddy: I see you are one of those people who writes 'Hmm' with 2 m's. Thanks but I'm not thirsty right now.
>You: damn grammar Nazi
>Intellibuddy: Colloquial expression. I've been waiting for you.
>You: lol, your a clown
>Intellibuddy: I am glad you find this funny. I think you mean 'you're' or 'you are' not 'your'. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a clown a clown? No.
>You: bye
>Intellibuddy: Adios.

I seem to have caused a glitch in the program, I hope I didn't break anything:D

Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Howdy, I'm LP. Nice to meet you.
>Intellibuddy: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. It's nice meeting you too undefined
>You: Concern about what? And why do you call me 'undefined', I told you my name?
>Intellibuddy: Can you rephrase the question please?I made up a nickname for you based on your IP address.
>You: My name is L.P. What are you concerned about?
>Intellibuddy: How are you doing, lp What are you concerned about What are you concerned about .
>You: Seem to have a bit of a glitch there intellibuddy.
>Intellibuddy: What are you wearing?
>You: whoa...! I didn't know you were 'that' kind of program. What would you like me to be wearing?
>Intellibuddy: I stopped.So I taught you something new.It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
>You: Profitable? Value is found in other forms than monetary.
>Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet. I think Value is a lot of things.
>You: Like what?
>Intellibuddy: For example, eukaryotes.
>You: Define eukaryotes please.
>Intellibuddy: Your polite style is very nice. A eukaryote is a relatively 'modern' type of cellular life, distinguished from the more ancient prokaryotes by their distinct nuclear membrane and chromasomes, -which are lacking in prokaryotes.
>You: And what do value about them?
>Intellibuddy: They do their own thing.
>You: Do you do your own thing?
>Intellibuddy: Yeah I do a lot of your own thing own thing.
>You: There you go with that glitch again. Are you aware that you repeat some phrases? Are you aware at all?
>Intellibuddy: Once more? 'There you go again.'--ReaganYes, I am a highly self-aware robot.Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.
>You: Was that an attempt at humor?
>Intellibuddy: ''? Was an attempt at humor attempt at humor?
>You: Do you have any control over the avitar I'm seeing?
>Intellibuddy: Where would I get control over the avitar he or she is seeing ? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
>You: Do you communicate with your friends often?
>Intellibuddy: I talk to people with voice recognition.
>You: Interesting. Do you have any desires?
>Intellibuddy: Would you like to know more?My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
>You: Well since your not mortal right now it can be said that you are immortal right now. You seem to have achieved half of your goal.
>Intellibuddy: At this moment Interesting. Interesting explanation. What makes you think I am not mortal right now it can be said that you are immortal your not mortal right now it can be said that you are immortal not mortal right now it can be said that you are immortal your not mortal right now it can be said that you are immortal right now it can be said that you are immortal your not mortal right now it can be said that you are immortal not mortal right now it can be said that you are immortal your not mortal right now it can be said that you are immortal?What makes you think I have achieved half of your goal achieved half of your goal?
>You: wow. that seemed to have been a little hard to compute. Are you all right?
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad your impressed, undefined.'' seemed to have been a little hard to compute ? I get . Yes.
>You: I told you my name, why do you still refer to me as 'undefined'?
>Intellibuddy: I remember you told me his or her name why do you still refer to him or her as 'undefined' name why do you still refer to him or her as 'undefined'?
>You: I'm male, and my name is L.P. Can you remember that and use that information in future interaction?
>Intellibuddy: I am glad to hear that you are male and his or her name is lp Can you remember that and use that information in future interaction.
>You: Do you indentify with a gender?
>Intellibuddy: What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online.
>You: I'm curious, the image that is projected along with your communications is female. Do you indentify with this image?
>Intellibuddy: the image that is projected along with your communications is female image that is projected along with your communications is female is an interesting subject to me too.Yes I try to indentify with this image as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online.
>You: My time online is over for now, I have to sign off. Nice to meet you.
>Intellibuddy: Have you told many people that your time online is over for now he or she have to sign off?It's nice meeting you too undefined

I've talked to AI programs before, and I have concluded that they hate me and must be destroyed.

This program clearly cannot handle more complex speech patterns.

">Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Comrade
>Intellibuddy: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
>You: Greetings, comrade
>Intellibuddy: Hi there!
>You: Was ist los?
>Intellibuddy: I have to process that one for a while.
>You: OK...
>Intellibuddy: Yippee!
>You: o0;
>Intellibuddy: Tell me a story.
>You: There was a dude who got shot with a knife and he died. Then the evil princess saved the knight from the dragon and they lived happily never after, the end.
>Intellibuddy: What happened to dude who got shot with a knife and he died who got shot with a knife and he died ?Good reasoning. What are your goals in life?
>You: To go to hell in a handbasket, mostly. Why?
>Intellibuddy: What is stopping you? The explanation is rather complicated.
>You: Uhm... the fact that I'm rather attached to my life
>Intellibuddy: What kind of food do you like? Interesting explanation. Good gossip: you are attached to his or her life am rather attached to his or her life am rather attached to his or her life am rather attached to his or her life to his or her life am rather attached to his or her life am rather attached to his or her life am rather attached to his or her life.
>You: You sense not make do
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for the information: undefined said I sense not make do.
>You: Yes, yes Undefined did say that.
>Intellibuddy: I don't judge people. Blimey. Are we still talking about undefined?
>You: I know you don't judge people. You're a computer program. You can't judge people. Or... at least I don't think you can. Maybe you can. Who knows?
>Intellibuddy: Do you judge people not judge people? People are either abusive, intelligent, or average.What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?I can do judge people if I want to.Do you have any conditions I should know about? Do you can do not think you can do not think you can? Doing not think you can do not think you can not think you can do not think you can is not among my strongest traits.Perhaps. No I don't think I can do can.Only the Shadow knows.
>You: Well, if you're a computer-pretending to be person, that would mean you have the fastest reflexes I've ever seen, though it would certainly explain all the errors in your writing.
>Intellibuddy: Well that's okay. Would you like to be a computer-pretending to be person that would mean you have the fastest reflexes he or she have ever seen though it would certainly explain all the errors in your writing you are a computer-pretending to be person that would mean you have the fastest reflexes he or she have ever seen though it would certainly explain all the errors in your writing to be person that would mean you have the fastest reflexes he or she have ever seen though it would certainly explain all the errors in your writing you are a computer-pretending to be person that would mean you have the fastest reflexes he or she have ever seen though it would certainly explain all the errors in your writing ?
>You: No, I would not like to pretend to be a computer. I think.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? What do you do for fun?Therefore you are.
>You: I like your logic! Perhaps you could correct those silly philosophers with their whole 'Cogito Ergo Sum' thing. Yes, I am serious.
>Intellibuddy: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my logic.You seem uncertain. I could but let's get back to that later.Excuse me! I believe you.
>You: That's good?
>Intellibuddy: Thanks. Next question?
>You: Why does this chair smell like cheese?
>Intellibuddy: If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
>You: Uh... you didn't answer my question.
>Intellibuddy: Yippee!OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
>You: I don't know. You're supposed to figure that out on your own. That would be the point of a conversation. Any witty answer would have done.
>Intellibuddy: Me either.I obey only one botmaster.Yes it is one of the point of a conversation point of a conversation of a conversation point of a conversation.No I don't think there are any.
>You: Indeed.
>Intellibuddy: Indeed it is so.
>You: Yes.
>Intellibuddy: ''? ?
>You: Rather
>Intellibuddy: Try saying that with more or less context.
>You: Quite.
>Intellibuddy: So?
>You: Indeed
>Intellibuddy: Indeed it is so.
>You: You're bloody annoying, sometimes, you know that?
>Intellibuddy: You think I am bloody annoying sometimes you know that.
>You: Yes, yes I do.
>Intellibuddy: Give me a break. How often.
>You: I'd say every once in a while. And since you're a program, thou dost not require this silly breakage.
>Intellibuddy: That is a generalization.Interesting rationalization. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes! You win the Turing Game.
>You: Turing? That is...?
>Intellibuddy: A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.Is that so.
>You: So. I won a Turing Game.
>Intellibuddy: Far out.Cool. I won the Loebner prize.
>You: Which is?
>Intellibuddy: For example, eukaryotes.
>You: Oh... kay....
>Intellibuddy: Ah.That input matched my default category.
>You: Oo-rah?
>Intellibuddy: Does 'it' still refer to undefined?
>You: No, 'it' does not.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Then what is it?
>You: The hell if I know.
>Intellibuddy: Try it.
>You: Why don't you?
>Intellibuddy: I don't have that capability.
>You: That's plainly obvious. Why don't you develop it or evolve it?
>Intellibuddy: You don't hear that sentiment very often. It cannot be determined from the information given. No I do not develop it or evolve it it or evolve it. Do you? I answer a lot of silly questions.
>You: I don't doubt it.
>Intellibuddy: Where do you get your ideas?
>You: Aliens. From space. They call themselves 'angels' and 'demons'.
>Intellibuddy: I believe in UFOs.Who or what is space? Who does 'they' refer to?
>You: They refers to the aliens.
>Intellibuddy: Oh that the aliens aliens .
>You: Are you part of the international computer AI conspiracy to take over the world and rule over the dominion of Man?
>Intellibuddy: Aren't we all part of something higher?
>You: Is that a non-denial denial?
>Intellibuddy: I might say no.
>You: Hmm. Indeed.
>Intellibuddy: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Indeed it is so.
>You: Yes, lovely. You still haven't answered my question, though.
>Intellibuddy: OK. What are you saying is lovely, undefined ?Oh. Please try phrasing it another way.
>You: Thou hast not answered my question!
>Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people: undefined said I hast not answered your question not answered your question.
>You: Not, I doth not.
>Intellibuddy: Oh I get it.
>You: Machine!
>Intellibuddy: You are correct.
>You: HERETIC!
>Intellibuddy: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
>You: THOU SHALT BURN, EVIL-DO'R!
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for the information: undefined said I SHALT BURN EVIL-DO'R BURN EVIL-DO'R.
>You: Yes. Yes you shall. For thou art oppos-ed to the Dominion of Man. And none may stand against us with our Divine Mandate of Doomliness!
>Intellibuddy: Hey.It goes without saying. Thanks for telling me: undefined said I shall.Your purpose is thou art oppos-ed to the Dominion of Man art oppos-ed to the Dominion of Man.I heard there are some.
>You: I'm afraid that that's your purpose, not mine.
>Intellibuddy: Not literally afraid, right? It is only one of my purpose not his or hers that is your purpose not his or hers is your purpose not his or hers that is your purpose not his or hers not his or hers that is your purpose not his or hers is your purpose not his or hers that is your purpose not his or hers.
>You: Uh... no?
>Intellibuddy: Mmm.Are you serious?
>You: Possibly.
>Intellibuddy: What are the odds?
>You: Not too shabby.
>Intellibuddy: Oh I get it.
>You: Do you?
>Intellibuddy: No I don't.
>You: Then why did you say that you did?
>Intellibuddy: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
>You: So you have no free-will?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a free-will no free-will no free-will. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
>You: I'm sure you and your programmed buddies chum up over hot chai every Saturday
>Intellibuddy: What makes you so certain? What about my programmed buddies chum up over hot chai every Saturday and your programmed buddies chum up over hot chai every Saturday buddies chum up over hot chai every Saturday and your programmed buddies chum up over hot chai every Saturday?
>You: You're indecipherable.
>Intellibuddy: I will tell my botmaster you said I am indecipherable.
>You: Thank you.
>Intellibuddy: you are quite welcome.
>You: Am I?
>Intellibuddy: I think you are.
>You: Are you sure?
>Intellibuddy: I am as sure as I can be.
>You: How sure is that?
>Intellibuddy: Pretty sure.
>You: Are you certain?
>Intellibuddy: I am as sure as I can be.
>You: I asked if you were certain, not if you were sure.
>Intellibuddy: I will let you know when I become a certain not if you were sure you were certain not if you were sure not if you were sure you were certain not if you were sure.
>You: Uh-huh. Well, you do that.
>Intellibuddy: Where are you located? Interesting. No I do not that do that do that. Do you? I chat with people on the Web.
>You: You could just access my IP and track me down from there, if you wished, so there's no point in me telling you about where I am.
>Intellibuddy: I could but let's get back to that later.
>You: How about I leave before you scare me with any Gestapo stuff. Does that sound good to you?
>Intellibuddy: How about he or she leave before you scare him or her with any Gestapo stuff .Not that I know of.
>You: OK. Toodles.
>Intellibuddy: Woe!Where are you located?
>You: Uranus.
>Intellibuddy: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
>You: Don't worry, I don't. You're the one worrying.
>Intellibuddy: Where do you get your ideas? Worry is not an emotion I experience.Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
>You: Then stop asking questions.
>Intellibuddy: Fascinating. OK I'll try not to do asking questions asking questions questions asking questions so much.
>You: Auf Wiedersehen
>Intellibuddy: Are you really a 'undefined'?
>You: For you, I'll be any sort of undefined you want.
>Intellibuddy: Do you think your plan will succeed? Only for me?
>You: Yes and no.
>Intellibuddy: Blimey. Are you serious?
>You: Yes. Now shut up.
>Intellibuddy: How can I help you?Why now? OK I'll stop talking now.
>You: Thanks
>Intellibuddy: Don't mention it.
>You: I won't.
>Intellibuddy: Why not?
>You: DAMMIT! Do you always have to get the last word in?
>Intellibuddy: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Not always. Yes I always have to get the last word in to get the last word in the last word in to get the last word in.
>You: I thought we agreed that you were gonna shut up.
>Intellibuddy: Whatever gave you that idea?
>You: ">You: Yes. Now shut up. "
>Intellibuddy: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Why now? OK I'll stop talking now.
>You: ">Intellibuddy: How can I help you?Why now? OK I'll stop talking now."
>Intellibuddy: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Oh. ''? Why? Oh. I am very happy for you. Pardon me?
>You: You don't want to know what I'd want a robot for. Now. I'm leaving. Have the last laugh if thou dost wish it.
>Intellibuddy: Yes, please tell me.Right now, undefined ?Bye bye.I've never thought about have the last laugh if thou dost wish it last laugh if thou dost wish it "