New Bumper stickers.
Lunatic Goofballs
20-12-2005, 08:20
I've always wanted to make my own bumper stickers.
My first one would be: "Even Jesus hates your guts!" :)
In a similar vein:
"Christ died for my sins: Be a good Christian and do the same"
Kinda Sensible people
20-12-2005, 08:31
"This Car regularly verifies the theory of relativity"
"Jesus loves me; Clearly there's no accounting for taste."
"If you can read this, I've fallen asleep at the wheel. Please wake me up."
Grainne Ni Malley
20-12-2005, 08:41
I can't say if somebody already beat me to these or not.
"If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair."
"My juveneille deliquent knocked up your honor student."
"How do you like my driving? Call 1-800-OMG-CRASH!"
"While you're reading this a cop is preparing to pull you over."
"I brake for -oh shit my brakes went out!"
I have a list somewhere.
Cannot think of a name
20-12-2005, 09:05
"While you're reading this a cop is preparing to pull you over."
I like this one.
Intangelon
20-12-2005, 09:11
-- I brake for no apparent reason.
-- I listen to rap...at every #&*$ing red light.
-- I've found Jesus and I'm not telling you where He is.
-- Stupidity should be painful.
-- Any idiot can breed...most do.
-- Lost your cat? Look under my tires.
-- My karma ran over your dogma.
-- Chicks hate me.
-- Dissent is patriotic.
-- Blow it out your Ashcroft.
(dated, but still funny)
Maineiacs
20-12-2005, 09:32
"I taught your girlfriend that thing you like"
Stone Bridges
20-12-2005, 09:33
From Adam Savage: "I reject your reality and subsitute my own."
"I'm driving this SUV because I want to, so you liberals can just put a sock in it."
"I brake to annoy you"
"Old women, 50 points."
"I am armed and having a mental break down."
"Thank you for letting me know you're a bitch, now I can avoid you at all cost."
Maineiacs
20-12-2005, 09:36
I brake for hallucinations.
Harlesburg
20-12-2005, 09:39
"I taught your girlfriend that thing you like"
You Bastard.:eek:
Zorpbuggery
20-12-2005, 12:03
"Sona si Latine loqueris"
Honk if you speak Latin
Cannot think of a name
20-12-2005, 12:12
Honking will not increase van's horsepower.
Neither will tailgating.
Callisdrun
20-12-2005, 12:18
I kinda want a bumber sticker with a little Darwin Fish humping a Jesus Fish
I bet you will be so busy reading this at the next red light, that you will not notice my son rumaging through your trunk.
Cannot think of a name
20-12-2005, 12:44
I kinda want a bumber sticker with a little Darwin Fish humping a Jesus Fish
http://www.rof.com/images/Procreat.jpg
Close enough?
EDIT:
Hadn't seen this yet, thought it was cool:
http://www.rof.com/images/FSM_200.jpg
Callisdrun
20-12-2005, 12:48
That's awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
What is FSM?
Cannot think of a name
20-12-2005, 12:51
That's awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
What is FSM?
The Flying Spagetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/). Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
Callisdrun
20-12-2005, 12:55
Lol, I should have gotten that.
Pastafarianism. Classic
The State of It
20-12-2005, 13:04
"Jesus loves you. He's not in lovewith you."
"Stay warm this Christmas. Stick your head in the oven."
"Spare a Turkey this year. Go and get stuffed."
"I taught your girlfriend that thing you like"
Ahahahahahahaha! I like this one :D
Gylesovia
20-12-2005, 14:07
"my other car is a large van currently involved in the burglary of your house."
Although a friend of mine saw one the other day that said:
"Eatin' ain't cheatin'!:eek: "
Kellarly
20-12-2005, 14:17
What I used to have on a car that looked like this:
http://www.suzuki-samurai.nl/tech/elektr-fan/nissan-micra.jpg
although it was in distinctly worse shape than that one...
This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle