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you pull a Hataria. God is a monkey with a tail made of jam and the smiles of ugly children.

you pull a Hataria. God is a monkey with a tail made of jam and the smiles of ugly children.
What? stop it I'm getting slightly paranoid now.

...Lunatic Goofballs hasn't gotten you to spray beverage on your monitor. :)

What? stop it I'm getting slightly paranoid now.
Godmode, dear. God is a monkey with a tail made of jam and the smiles of ugly children.

There's treachery afoot!? :eek:

There's treachery afoot!? :eek:
:eek: God is a monkey with a tail made of jam and the smiles of ugly children.

die treacherous demons!!!!!
:eek: :sniper:

when treachery is "afoot" you can tell were all pretty much clueless:p

'W00t' the hell is that thread about?

'W00t' the hell is that thread about?
it was about n00bies, like myself, and then it just went random

when you join the UN and try to get embargos on RL countries
when you think this is like the real world, with current technology, try to start a war with someone, then complain when they return fire with a death ray
when you assume that there are only humans, and are surprised when the person you are negotiating with turns out to be an elf, alien, dwave, mutant, etc

'W00t' the hell is that thread about?
Basically it's "You know you're a n00bie when..." jokes.

you know you're a n00bie when you make posts like this:

die treacherous demons!!!!!
:eek: :sniper:

and now i just post random things....:
phsyco affe poot
monoca is a place, i think....
and florida is what conquistadors called america at first.....:
ok thats it...
bacon....
and cheese doodles....
bacon and cheese doodles....

...Lunatic Goofballs hasn't gotten you to spray beverage on your monitor. :)I'm still a... I just can't... I can't use that word. You know what I mean, so I'm still one of them? :(

almost 3 damn years and still no payoff. :mad:

you know you're a n00bie when you make posts like this:

From one good lookin' person to another:

That was mean!

(As TIOR I was Sexiest Man of the II Forum, so eh)

you know you're a n00bie when you make posts like this:
yeah, i know, in fact, i have already taken the liberty to call my self a noob

...Lunatic Goofballs hasn't gotten you to spray beverage on your monitor. :)
lol has happend twice already . . . .:) but im still a newb . . .:headbang:

... nobody's hit on you yet.

"You know you're a n00bie when..."

... you ask if "Neo-Kervoskia" is a new kind of plant. :D

.......bordom strikes.....

when you haven't got any fluffles from tink ;)
(or been in her noob torturning dungeon of doom...)


speaking of fluffles, you seem to have been a bit stingy with them of late :confused: :(
well... comparatively :P

... nobody's hit on you yet.
correction: TPE hasn't hit on you yet :D

fluffles look weird, they need to make a better one

From one good lookin' person to another:

That was mean!

(As TIOR I was Sexiest Man of the II Forum, so eh)
it's ok, I'm allowed to be mean, it's a n00b:rolleyes:

"You know you're a n00bie when..."

... you ask if "Neo-Kervoskia" is a new kind of plant. :D
Well, I'm not a new kind.

when you haven't got any fluffles from tink ;)
(or been in her noob torturning dungeon of doom...)


speaking of fluffles, you seem to have been a bit stingy with them of late :confused: :(
well... comparatively :P
hmmmm....i guess i have a little


fluffles all round!:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

What's a hataria?

fluffles look weird, they need to make a better one
:eek: you sir, need to be punished! somneone get me my whip, this one's going in the dungeon:mad:

it's ok, I'm allowed to be mean, it's a n00b:rolleyes:

"It" has feelings. Hell the newb could become the next AMF. That and... newbs are so innocent, I love 'em.

What's a hataria?

Hataria is a nation who at the start of his NS Life... sucked, he godmodded and whatnot. But now he's an average RPer, doesn't godmod and I'd RP with him if given the chance.

Hell, he's a nice person too. I talk to him on MSN once in awhile...

hmmmm....i guess i have a little


fluffles all round!:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
thats more like it! :) :fluffle:

fluffles to one and all, and to all a good night. merry fluffle everybody! :fluffle:

"It" has feelings. Hell the newb could become the next AMF. That and... newbs are so innocent, I love 'em.
yeah, they may have feelings but only so we can hurt them:rolleyes:

:eek: you sir, need to be punished! somneone get me my whip, this one's going in the dungeon:mad:
No, you'll get TSI aroused!

yeah, they may have feelings but only so we can hurt them:rolleyes:

Blah...

One day the newbs will rise... and then we're all screwed :x

But they'll be so disorganized that we'll slaughter them! But then NS will die out from the lack of fresh fish >_<

Tis the Circle O' Life

No, you'll get TSI aroused!
you're assuming he isn't already?

you're assuming he isn't already?
She must be the one (for Athar).

She must be the one (for Athar).
I agree.

She must be the one (for Athar).
:confused:

Hataria is a nation who at the start of his NS Life... sucked, he godmodded and whatnot. But now he's an average RPer, doesn't godmod and I'd RP with him if given the chance.

Hell, he's a nice person too. I talk to him on MSN once in awhile...
I know that there is a nation that is called "Hataria", but I mean, as in "to pull a Hataria"

I know that there is a nation that is called "Hataria", but I mean, as in "to pull a Hataria"

To act noobish.

It was also known as "to pull a Sephrioth" before Hataria came.