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Name three things you don't like about yourself.


*I used 'me' as in referring to 'you'.

I'm too good looking.
I'm too smart
I'm too conceited

1. My post pregnancy belly. I'm working on it.
2. My 'mom-brain'. That's where you can't finish a thoug.....shoot, where did I put my penci...did I buy more milk ye...um...what was I saying?
3. There is one week a month I'm not nearly horny enough.

1) I hate that all I think about is sex.

2) I hate my sexually enticing body. ...mmmmmm....

3) I hate typing with one hand.

1) I hate that all I think about is sex.

2) I hate my sexually enticing body. ...mmmmmm....

3) I hate typing with one hand.
You're obviously thinking about something else, otherwise you'd just be staying at a wall, thinking about sex. :p

That's not a bad idea.

Do you want an honest answer or a jocular one?

1) My insecurity and general inexperience
2) My lazyness
3) My fear and inability to interact with people

Do you want an honest answer or a jocular one?
It's all the same on the internet.

It's all the same on the internet.
Well considering my two lists consist of:

1. I'm too shy and introverted/I have far too much sex
2. I'm too lazy and have poor time management abilities/My penis is of such a beautiful shape that women climax far too early for my liking, and far too often
3. I'm not attractive/There's nowhere to put the Science and Humanity accolades since I broke my awards shelf

Then it clearly isn't all the same on the internet.

My laziness
My current hunger(i wonder if we have any taytos left?)
My wet hair, it makes my head cold.

Well considering my two lists consist of:

1. I'm too shy and introverted/I have far too much sex
2. I'm too lazy and have poor time management abilities/My penis is of such a beautiful shape that women climax far too early for my liking, and far too often
3. I'm not attractive/There's nowhere to put the Science and Humanity accolades since I broke my awards shelf

Then it clearly isn't all the same on the internet.
Hm, i

1 My Laziness
2 My butt (which all my friends love but I dont)
3 My bad eyesight

1. My nose (too big, too Roman, to stuffy)
2. My laziness (I HATE cleaning, and often don't feel like cooking, doing laundry, etc.)
3. My scatter-brained head... (My husband complains about me never finishing sentances, and interrupting myself three or four times in a row. I never notice, because I already forgot my first one...)

1: I can't fly
2: I can't do magic
3: I don't have a worldwide cult with millions of followers

I don't have a worldwide cult with millions of followers

Well maybe not worldwide
:fluffle:

1: I can't fly
2: I can't do magic
3: I don't have a worldwide cult with millions of followers
Those sound like good points to me :D

I was born good-looking instead of rich.
I am so talented that I frighten even myself.
Oh, an I'm modest as well.

1. I'm still stuck in high school.
2. I'm shorter than every other male in my family over the age of seven. (that doesn't say much, but still)
3. I'm often too quick to judge others.

Well considering my two lists consist of:

1. I'm too shy and introverted/I have far too much sex
2. I'm too lazy and have poor time management abilities/My penis is of such a beautiful shape that women climax far too early for my liking, and far too often
3. I'm not attractive/There's nowhere to put the Science and Humanity accolades since I broke my awards shelf

Then it clearly isn't all the same on the internet.
Wow. Nicely done. Mind if i quote you on my sig.? I'll pay you in small bills and change.

Wow. Nicely done. Mind if i quote you on my sig.?
That would be one hell of a signature. I don't mean that as in 'good', I mean it as in 'abso-fucking-lutely huge'.

1) I've become more aggressive recently. It may be linked with a huge increase in the amount of pot I smoke. Scientists are still working on it.

2) My hair. Just won't be controlled. The motherfucker.

3) My ability to enter that 'just friend' zone with the vast majority of girls I meet in seconds (I blame it on my hair).

That would be one hell of a signature. I don't mean that as in 'good', I mean it as in 'abso-fucking-lutely huge'.
Agreed. I've taken the liberty of fixing it.

That said, I only have two self-criticisms; one behavioral and one physical. For one thing, my two front teeth are slightly out of whack. They're not as bad as they used to be but, naturally, they still look ridiculous. Of course it just had to be the two most prominent teeth in my mouth that ended up like this.

The second is that I about have a god damn aneuryism when I start losing at games, particularly ones that I think I'm good at and especially when I play online. I put a hole in my wall once because I was playing on a team full of idiots in True Combat, (http://www.truecombat.com/intro.php) and I was systematically being mown down regardless of location or orientation within about a dozen or so seconds of spawning. Usually I calm down pretty quickly but it really gets my blood going. I could easily have ripped the entire top off of my kitchen counter this one time. Few things exasperate me more than incompetence, especially when it's mine :eek:

2) My hair. Just won't be controlled. The motherfucker.
I have the opposite problem. My hair grows about three inches per year; I have the slowest growing hair I've ever heard of and if I want to grow a moustache, I've got to go around looking like a young teenager with thick peachfuzz for [I'm guessing here] about 6 weeks. I've never had the patience to actually pull it off.

3) My ability to enter that 'just friend' zone with the vast majority of girls I meet in seconds (I blame it on my hair).
Yep. I have a feeling most women have an inkling as to how far they'd let themselves go with another guy within moments of meeting him, and I invariably fall into the same role [and even then I'm lucky if I don't get brushed off]. Although, to be honest, I haven't really tried since High School.

Agreed. I've taken the liberty of fixing it.

That said, I only have two self-criticisms; one behavioral and one physical. For one thing, my two front teeth are slightly out of whack. They're not as bad as they used to be but, naturally, they still look ridiculous. Of course it just had to be the two most prominent teeth in my mouth that ended up like this.

The second is that I about have a god damn aneuryism when I start losing at games, particularly ones that I think I'm good at and especially when I play online. I put a hole in my wall once because I was playing on a team full of idiots in true combat, (http://www.truecombat.com/intro.php) and I was systematically being mown down regardless of location or orientation within about a dozen or so seconds of spawning. Usually I calm down pretty quickly but it really gets my blood going. I could easily have ripped the entire top off of my kitchen counter this one time. Few things exasperate me more than incompetence, especially when it's mine :eek:
Well, look at the positives: You can use your front teeth as a roach clip and competitiveness is everything in the land of the free and easy.

1) I hate that all I think about is sex.

2) I hate my sexually enticing body. ...mmmmmm....

3) I hate typing with one hand.
1) you love it, and you know it.
2) *licks lips*
3) you too?:fluffle:

1. Im disgusted with myself for not being able to quit cigarettes

2. I'd be retired by now if I were more ambitious.

3. My idea of a paperwork filing system is piling papers randomly on every available surface.

1) I lack confidence in myself to achieve what I should be capable of

2) I take far too many people for granted

3) I never seem to be able to finish what I'm trying to talk abou

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*I used 'me' as in referring to 'you'.
this thread dissapointed me

2) I take far too many people for granted

3) I never seem to be able to finish what I'm trying to talk abou
2) I take everyone for granted, well until I need them for something.
3)Pills solve everything.
God is a monkey with a tail made of jam and the smiles of ugly children.
:)

this thread dissapointed me\
It's a great font.God is a monkey with a tail made of jam and the smiles of ugly children.

I'm sorry. Well, yo can name three things you hate about me.

I'm sorry. Well, yo can name three things you hate about me.
I'd probably just get banned :(

I'd probably just get banned :(
Oh, well...name three things you like about me.

I'd probably just get banned :(
Judging by your previous account deat, I'd say it's the right time of year...

Oh, well...name three things you like about me.
hmmmmmm, ok

1) you're pretty funny
2) erm.....you smell nice....
3) ....you..er..now i'm struggling......

Judging by your previous account deat, I'd say it's the right time of year...
nah, i got another couple of weeks before i'm due another

hmmmmmm, ok

1) you're pretty funny
2) erm.....you smell nice....
3) ....you..er..now i'm struggling......
I'm completey and utterly insane?God is a monkey with a tail made of jam and the smiles of ugly children.

I'm completey and utterly insane?God is a monkey with a tail made of jam and the smiles of ugly children.
i guess that'll do

i guess that'll do
I'm so happy. *wipes a tear*God is a monkey with a tail made of jam and the smiles of ugly children.

I'm so happy. *wipes a tear*God is a monkey with a tail made of jam and the smiles of ugly children.
then my job here is done *SuperTink flies away*you gonna put that at the end of every reply you make to me?

then my job here is done *SuperTink flies away*you gonna put that at the end of every reply you make to me?
Thanks. It's not in just these, it's in about 100 others

Thanks. It's not in just these, it's in about 100 others
Can I do that too? If you keep doing that I'll shoot this crossbow where you die slow, hnah.

Thanks. It's not in just these, it's in about 100 others
not a problem you're an odd one

Can I do that too? If you keep doing that I'll shoot this crossbow where you die slow, hnah.
Do what?Yeah, maybe it'll become a fad

My obession with ytmnd.com
I haven't shaved in a while
I sleep late too much

2. My 'mom-brain'. That's where you can't finish a thoug.....shoot, where did I put my penci...did I buy more milk ye...um...what was I saying?
whatchoo been smoking then ay? ;)

things i don't like about myself...

1. i'm fat
2. i'm antisocial and now seem to now be incapable of holding a 'RL' friendship
3. i'm not as smart as i'd like to be
(special #4: i really hate sleeping so late now)

Do what?Yeah, maybe it'll become a fad
List your kwalities. I hope to God it doesn't become a fad.

2. i'm antisocial and now seem to now be incapable of holding a 'RL' friendship

That speaks more about the people you were associating with than you. now start believing in yourself before I have to kneecap you with this lead pipe.;)

List your kwalities. I hope to God it doesn't become a fad.
Oh, I'm sorry. I hope not. I have a monopoly on this thing

List your kwalities. I hope to God it doesn't become a fad.
bluh i'm tempted to try and make it into a fad to annoy you

That speaks more about the people you were associating with than you. now start believing in yourself before I have to kneecap you with this lead pipe.;)
meh, quite probably.
:eek: *pegs it*
and yes! the white text bug is spreading... soon all the forums will be covered in myserious white nonsense! mwuahahaha :P

bluh i'm tempted to try and make it into a fad to annoy you
I was tempted to make this into a three things about me, but then it wouldn't last very long. :p No! I like my monopoly on this thing. : (

bluh i'm tempted to try and make it into a fad to annoy you
TINK IN NONSENSE SHOCKER Just you dare...I'll come to Chalfont St. Giles and...well, do something involving...um...BADGERS! Yes, badgers...

I was tempted to make this into a three things about me, but then it wouldn't last very long. :p No! I like my monopoly on this thing. : (
you keep telling yourself that well diddums

meh, quite probably.
:eek: *pegs it*
and yes! the white text bug is spreading... soon all the forums will be covered in myserious white nonsense! mwuahahaha :P
I'm sure Glitz would agree with me on this one. And I think between the three of us, we do enough mystery white text...lol

TINK IN NONSENSE SHOCKER Just you dare...I'll come to Chalfont St. Giles and...well, do something involving...um...BADGERS! Yes, badgers...
not really that shocking hah! You'd never find it! Not even I've worked out where it is yet and I've been living there 3 months!

Ladies and gentlemen, please, calm down. Mygluestickisbetterthanyour's.Icanletyousniff,butI'llhavetocharge.

1. My unbelievably large breastezes.They're really testicles.

2. My compassion for mankind.Killkillkillkillkill.

3. My crazy sex-drive.Is it time for dinner?

Gentlemen, please, calm down. Mygluestickisbetterthanyour's.Icanletyousniff,butI'llhavetocharge.
I'm a lady!i refuse to comment at this time

I'm a lady!i refuse to comment at this time
Er, I said ladies too.

Er, I said ladies too.
oh.....ok then.....no white text? you leave me dissapointed again, that's twice in 1 night! typical man:rolleyes:

oh.....ok then.....no white text? you leave me dissapointed again, that's twice in 1 night! typical man:rolleyes:
;) :fluffle: that is why I suggest an atypical man. such as myself

I love my unconditionally.:)

So :p to anyone who can't love themselves!

not really that shocking hah! You'd never find it! Not even I've worked out where it is yet and I've been living there 3 months!
I know, but merely typing bluh is low even for you, queen of spammage.

Also: img340.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chalfont5tn.jpg ? Are you back from sunny Chalfont?

I know, but merely typing bluh is low even for you, queen of spammage.

Also: img340.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chalfont5tn.jpg ? Are you back from sunny Chalfont?
well..........nyet

I recognise none of that, and yeah i am, back in Blackpool for another couple of days then off to the Lake District to my mummy's

I'm sure Glitz would agree with me on this one. And I think between the three of us, we do enough mystery white text...lol
lol yes she would and omg the whole forum is doing it now! who needs us three doing the white text thing when everyone else is?? :p

haha you all fell for my evil white-text plan ;)

well..........nyet

I recognise none of that, and yeah i am, back in Blackpool for another couple of days then off to the Lake District to my mummy's
OK, enough of the spammage now. What was the topic? Oh, I already did mine. I hope Blackpool is all you remember it to be - my village just seems a bit shit now.

lol yes she would and omg the whole forum is doing it now! who needs us three doing the white text thing when everyone else is?? :p

haha you all fell for my evil white-text plan ;)
hmm...well, 2 people agree. What, do we need a survey to convince you?;)
and I was just reading other threads and realized how many people are doing it. Half of each thread is in white. LOOK WHAT YOU AND GLITZ STARTED!!

OK, enough of the spammage now. What was the topic? Oh, I already did mine. I hope Blackpool is all you remember it to be - my village just seems a bit shit now.
sorry mister yeah, but I do miss uni a bit



I just saw the time, I better go to bed, need my beauty sleep, nighty night :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

2. i'm antisocial and now seem to now be incapable of holding a 'RL' friendship
Don't worry; just let it develop, and once day, when you become enough of a bitter misanthrope, you will end up not only appreciating it, but truly valuing it.

(special #4: i really hate sleeping so late now)
Then why not do like me and completely turn your sleeping patterns into a chaotic mess? That way, some days you will sleep very early, others very late, and some not at all. Overall a pretty good improvement.

Don't worry; just let it develop, and once day, when you become enough of a bitter misanthrope, you will end up not only appreciating it, but truly valuing it.

hooray! *practices sneering*

Name three things you don't like about yourself.

oh for god's sake neo!

i read the thread title and spent the last 45 minutes jotting down all the things i hate about you. damn its hard to narrow it down to 13 let alone 3!

just another fucking thing to add to the list.


just kidding but someone had to do it eh?

oh for god's sake neo!

i read the thread title and spent the last 45 minutes jotting down all the things i hate about you. damn its hard to narrow it down to 13 let alone 3!

just another fucking thing to add to the list.


just kidding but someone had to do it eh?Only 45 minutes? I'm obviously doing something wrong if you only spent that long.


Surprised no one did it earelier.

sorry mister yeah, but I do miss uni a bit



I just saw the time, I better go to bed, need my beauty sleep, nighty night :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Ta raa tink *insert something radnom here*

1. I am very,very,very,lazy
2. I am too greedy
3.I hate people too much

1. I am very,very,very,lazy
2. I am too greedy
3.I hate people too much
What's wrong with that?

Only 45 minutes? I'm obviously doing something wrong if you only spent that long.

well i DO type 150 words per minute

but i cant get a job at it because i never use capital letters or punctuation

i hate that about myself

1)Jewish
2)Black
3)Catholic

I'm sure Glitz would agree with me on this one. And I think between the three of us, we do enough mystery white text...lol
Indeed I do. :fluffle: for Huw! wow, it rhymes...
hehe, you can never have too much white text!

Indeed I do. :fluffle: for Huw! wow, it rhymes...
hehe, you can never have too much white text!
hah well the white text is zany..... :fluffle: for Amy! ;) :D
yay rhymes! (and good morning :P )

I'm somewhat unattractive (not drastically so to the point of making children cry...but eh. you asked.), I lack any ambition or future direction, and I find it exceptionally hard to focus upon tasks which do not interest me (IE. essay writing, etc.).

1) I'm terribly lazy, especially when it comes to matters academic.
2) I dislike my inability to create meaningful new friendships (I have plenty of 'mates' and acquaintances, but can't seem to make actual friends these days), though of course I am very happy with the three close friendships I already have.
3) I just can't seem to find a decent long-term job in my area.

hah well the white text is zany..... :fluffle: for Amy! ;) :D
yay rhymes! (and good morning :P )
booo! that rhyme sucked! :p I get a fluffle though so... *shrugs* :D :fluffle:
good morning to you too! how are you today?

To answer the original question:

-I have too little control over my emotions
-I make stupid mistakes and don't seem to learn from them
-I go to extremes too much (e.g. overly insecure/bigheaded, blunt/deceitful, too passive/too aggresive, apathetic/care about things too much) - this links with the first one; I need more self-control

booo! that rhyme sucked! :p I get a fluffle though so... *shrugs* :D :fluffle:
good morning to you too! how are you today?

To answer the original question:

-I have too little control over my emotions
-I make stupid mistakes and don't seem to learn from them
-I go to extremes too much (e.g. overly insecure/bigheaded, blunt/deceitful, too passive/too aggresive, apathetic/care about things too much) - this links with the first one; I need more self-control
hey there aren't that many things that rhyme with Amy! mainly just zany or crazy rhyme with amy... :P
(and those three things? pah! i love you the way you are :fluffle: )

I'm somewhat unattractive

Eh, that's just the new haircut :p

Eh, that's just the new haircut :p

Haha. Partially. The deception is because I hide behind a lo-res webcam. :D

Haha. Partially. The deception is because I hide behind a lo-res webcam. :D
Might be that, too. :p

My crap memory/anxiety/panic attacks due to drug use. (drugs arent big or clever)

My stretchmarks

My lack of trust in people.
:gundge:

Eh, that's just the new haircut :p
lol *points and laughs at kanabia*

getting used to the mushroom-cut yet? ;) :D

lol *points and laughs at kanabia*

getting used to the mushroom-cut yet? ;) :D

DIE!!!

Actually, it's kinda settled from that stage already. It's a bit....indie, but it'll be decent in a month or two. It looks kinda like I do in the pic with the bottle of JD and the bowl.

DIE!!!

ahahahahaha :p


Actually, it's kinda settled from that stage already. It's a bit....indie, but it'll be decent in a month or two. It looks kinda like I do in the pic with the bottle of JD and the bowl.

lol brings new meaning to "bowl cut" i think :P

but i told you it'd be ok in no time (a couple of monhts qualifies as "no time" imo)

but i told you it'd be ok in no time (a couple of monhts qualifies as "no time" imo)

Yup. And I had a chat to the guy who runs the local music store I usually frequent. He said he'll see if he can sort me out a job - no dress policy there. ;)

So it'll be back to normal and damn well staying that way.

Yup. And I had a chat to the guy who runs the local music store I usually frequent. He said he'll see if he can sort me out a job - no dress policy there. ;)

So it'll be back to normal and damn well staying that way.

Back to long hair! Yay for the music store guy.

Yup. And I had a chat to the guy who runs the local music store I usually frequent. He said he'll see if he can sort me out a job - no dress policy there. ;)

So it'll be back to normal and damn well staying that way.
bah...where's the fun in normal?

i don't really hate myself but i have 3 dumb facts on any person you can think of:

1. Get a piece of blank A4 paper and put 'P.T.O' on both sides, and give it to a dumb, they'll be switching it over again and again for hours on end.

2. A dumb person will stare at an orange juice carton for ages because it says concentrate.

3. Put a dinner in a circle room and ask a dumb person to find it in the corner, and as you would of guesed it, it will be there for hours!!!:) :rolleyes: ;)

1. My extreme laziness
2. My lack of work ethic acedemic wise ( i push my self atheticaly at least)
3. Dont go to church enough

1. my beer - formed - belly
2. my inconsequence
3. my big heart

1. My Looks
2. My lack of worth ethic
3. My lack of any real talents (that i know of)

Ahhh oranges, it cant be that bad:( You must have some talent.

Ahhh oranges, it cant be that bad:(

its not, i'm just not very good looking (though i'm working on it)
i really do need some work ethic, big exam tomorrow and i'm here
and i really amn't good at anything, i better be great in bed or i'm screwed, or more importantly, not screwed ;)

its not, i'm just not very good looking (though i'm working on it)
i really do need some work ethic, big exam tomorrow and i'm here
and i really amn't good at anything, i better be great in bed or i'm screwed, or more importantly, not screwed ;)
Hehehe... Luckily I only have 1 exam left-World Geography which doesnt scare me, then I have football which doesnt result in an exam.

Hehehe... Luckily I only have 1 exam left-World Geography which doesnt scare me, then I have football which doesnt result in an exam.

well these are only christmas tests
i have the biggest tests in my life in June and i've put no work in so far :(
plus i wish i was good at footie, i love playing it but i hate how all my friends are way better then me :mad:

well these are only christmas tests
i have the biggest tests in my life in June and i've put no work in so far :(
plus i wish i was good at footie, i love playing it but i hate how all my friends are way better then me :mad:
You need more asian friends:p

You need more asian friends:p

:eek:
i don't think you can say that
just look at Park Ji Sung my favourite footballer, he is teh shiz

:eek:
i don't think you can say that
just look at Park Ji Sung my favourite footballer, he is teh shiz
Indeed.

Heh, I only just realised that you don't still love oranges now :p

Indeed.

Heh, I only just realised that you don't still love oranges now :p

what?

:eek:
i don't think you can say that
just look at Park Ji Sung my favourite footballer, he is teh shiz
Yah, we had 3 azns on our team. A star receiver on A team, and 2 starting linemen on B team.

Yah, we had 3 azns on our team. A star receiver on A team, and 2 starting linemen on B team.

OH!
you were talking about American football, sorry, i was talking about the real type, where the foot is used primarily

1. I have an intense dislike of my constant procrastination, I mean, constant. I can procrastinate on anything.
2. My short temper around people I know.
3. How high strung I am.

OH!
you were talking about American football, sorry, i was talking about the real type, where the foot is used primarily
Real type my arse. I did play soccer for 8 years though :p
Wasnt brutal enough for me.
Just wondering, have you ever played indoor soccer. I liked it alot.

1) im ugly
2) im stupid
3)i have acne scars

what?
My God, is it possible that there are two people on NS who love/like oranges?

Arent they the same person?

Real type my arse. I did play soccer for 8 years though :p
Wasnt brutal enough for me.
Just wondering, have you ever played indoor soccer. I liked it alot.

football or "soccer" as you call it IS the real type, like it or not.
i have played indoor, i really liked it but again my meagre skillz mean i was left with deep frustration

and anyone who chooses a sport because its brutal, well, i don't even wanna comment on that

My God, is it possible that there are two people on NS who love/like oranges?

no, it isn't but why did you bring up my old account, surely you don't remember me? i didn't post that much and even Eut didn't remember me

(so far i've been I Like Oranges (deleted), I Still Like Oranges (deleted), I Really Like ORanges (i don't use it much and I Love Oranges. if get deleted again, its I Still Love Oranges and then after that i'll change my name)

so you really remember the old me??:eek:

football or "soccer" as you call it IS the real type, like it or not.
i have played indoor, i really liked it but again my meagre skillz mean i was left with deep frustration

and anyone who chooses a sport because its brutal, well, i don't even wanna comment on that
Football and hockey are my sports:p
I like indoor soccer becuase it adds all kinds of new elements to the game, and you can check people into the boards.
(and you better not live in america if you constantly refer to it as "football")

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Football and hockey are my sports:p
I like indoor soccer becuase it adds all kinds of new elements to the game, and you can check people into the boards.
(and you better not live in america if you constantly refer to it as "football")

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i'm from Ireland, i better put that in my thing
lots of questions on it
and football is football not soccer

1. I have less patience than your average gnat. Which causes me to twitch and fidget like I have Tourette's if I have to wait long.
2. I tolerate frustration about as well as a rabid cat on meth.
3. I have organizational skills that make the simplest task seem like I'm herding wild rabbits.

so you really remember the old me??:eek:
I don't remember the original, but I remember ISLO and IRLO. God knows why, I forget everyone who has left here for short periods of time :(

and football is football not soccer
Im from texas, so I got a different opinion on the matter, but knowing you are from Ireland clears things up a bit:p

I don't remember the original, but I remember ISLO and IRLO. God knows why, I forget everyone who has left here for short periods of time :(

i never forumed with the original or IRLO. but i'm proud i'm remembered :D
remember me for anything in particular? or just the name?

i'm from Ireland, i better put that in my thing
lots of questions on it
and football is football not soccer
I agree.
Football is football.
Soccer is that sissy crap they play in Europe.
A Texan knows these things.:D

I agree.
Football is football.
Soccer is that sissy crap they play in Europe.
A Texan knows these things.:D
:D Seconded

What part of Texas?
Me, originally Houston. More recently Austin.

I hate:
1. My vanity
2. I am a show off
3. My susceptibility to flattery

I agree.
Football is football.
Soccer is that sissy crap they play in Europe.
A Texan knows these things.:D

argh!!! silly, shouldn't football be the thing where the foot is used predominantly!! :D

argh!!! silly, shouldn't football be the thing where the foot is used predominantly!! :D
It is called football cuz if you get clobbered, you gotta get right back up on your feet!

argh!!! silly, shouldn't football be the thing where the foot is used predominantly!! :D
Anyway, American Football is just pussy touch rugby :D

*ponders question*

...

What's not to love?

Anyway, American Football is just pussy touch rugby :D
Suppresses snicker.

It is called football cuz if you get clobbered, you gotta get right back up on your feet!

if you get studs into the back of the leg that hurts like hell too, especially with no padding everywhere :p

What part of Texas?
Me, originally Houston. More recently Austin.
Plano- which is by Dallas. Ive been to Austin, really nice city. Love Lake Travis.

if you get studs into the back of the leg that hurts like hell too, especially with no padding everywhere :p
Some kid got his face stepped on with studs once, looked like it hurt (in soccer that is)

Hi TCG, long time no see.

Some kid got his face stepped on with studs once, looked like it hurt (in soccer that is)
Happens more in rugby.

Yes, I am fixated fwith rugby - it's a biproduct of having been forced to play, twice a week, 6 months of the year for 5 years.

Hi TCG, long time no see.
iSecond that :D

Hi TCG, long time no see.

Hey Sweetie! *fluffle*

;) hello Tribes.. *giggles*

Hey Sweetie! *fluffle*

;) hello Tribes.. *giggles*
i didn't get a giggle *raises eyebrow*
:(

i didn't get a giggle *raises eyebrow*
:(
*Giggle.*

i didn't get a giggle *raises eyebrow*
:(

How about a fluffle?
Or is that not permitted anymore?
*giggles*
I know my lover won't mind.. *chuckles*

1) I'm not at all sharp

2) For the last seveal yeas been battling depression,

3) Don't trust a goddamn one of you.


Rich

3) Don't trust a goddamn one of you.


Rich
That's the general feeling.

1) I still feel emotions, on occasions.
2) I post on NS too much.
3) I don't own any guns.

*Giggle.*
not you! :rolleyes: :p
How about a fluffle?
Or is that not permitted anymore?
*giggles*
I know my lover won't mind.. *chuckles*
thats more like it :D
and fluffles are indeed allowed :fluffle: :cool:

so where you been? busy with that whole "real life" stuff, don't tell me :rolleyes: ;)

I'm qiute happy with myself but here goes.

1) I wish I was more assertive about the things I believe in, or just about what I think on a topic. I can be a pushover.

2) I'm really bad at time management.

3) I don't think I let the people I care about know it enough.

my antlers

The gray guy that follows me around all day imitating every damn thing I do.

I have a rare condition which leaves incapable of sleeping in any fashion but hanging by the feet... it wouldn't be so bad if not for my dysfunctional penis, which drips.

I have a rare condition which leaves incapable of sleeping in any fashion but hanging by the feet... it wouldn't be so bad if not for my dysfunctional penis, which drips.

Hahahahaha :D

What's all this? Has every disappeared poster decided to make a comeback at the same time?

Hahahahaha :D

What's all this? Has every disappeared poster decided to make a comeback at the same time?
not unless a comeback is the thing you give when taking a girl from beh... um... nevermind.

not unless a comeback is the thing you give when taking a girl from beh... um... nevermind.

I...hmm. Don't quite know how to answer that in a witty fashion.

I...hmm. Don't quite know how to answer that in a witty fashion.

Kanabia has been bested. The king is Dead, long live the King

1.) I have suicidal thoughts

2.) I think I have A.D.D

3.) I..............never mind Im bored

i) Insensitivity
ii) Whiney Arsehole-ism
iii) Egocentrism

*humps 90% of the people on the previous page*

I can't get rid of this damned arousal!

1. My inability to give a complete and honest answer
2. That my pants never fit in the crotch
3. That I'm not TTOL

EDIT: Decide as you will parts of that are honest or not.

1. My inability to give a complete and honest answer
2. That my pants never fit in the crotch
3. That I'm not TTOL

EDIT: Decide as you will parts of that are honest or not.
Well 3 is certainly true, but that's only because it's true for everyone....¬_¬

EDIT: And damn your paradoxical #1!

Okay, I admit number 2 is true.

Okay, I admit number 2 is true.
Stop buying pants in the 4-5yrs age range then. I mean, I sometimes wonder at the stupidity in NS...:rolleyes:

Stop buying pants in the 4-5yrs age range then. I mean, I sometimes wonder at the stupidity in NS...:rolleyes:
or even just taking the marrow he keeps down there out would probably help, i mean veg should be kept in the fridge

or even just taking the marrow he keeps down there out would probably help, i mean veg should be kept in the fridge

But then how would I get chicks?

But then how would I get chicks?
with your 12-inch penis

with your 12-inch penis

What does the circumfrence of my penis have to do with this?

with your 12-inch penis
Nah, I don't think that anatomical oddities attract girls, especially when kept in jars of formaldehyde on the mantlepiece.

What does the circumfrence of my penis have to do with this?
i'm just saying it's gotta be pretty heavy, you can hit them round the head with it, knock them out and they're all yours

Nah, I don't think that anatomical oddities attract girls, especially when kept in jars of formaldehyde on the mantlepiece.
(see ablove reply, he can hit girls round the head with it)

I get morose and sullen way too often
I keep falling for women with whom i can't have,see#1

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I give up way too easily at some things , man how different my life would have been had i just stuck to some decisions i made:( , shit now i'm depressed