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If your lover told you that the only thing they wanted for Christmas this year was to be covered in icing and licked clean...assuming that you were willing to do this...of the two proffered flavours, which would you choose?

Wow, that's easy...

...it's got chocolate in it. And cinnamon.

...oh, did I mention the chocolate?

lol Sin!
I'd prefer to lick whatever icing you choose off of you... ere I mean my lover.

lol Sin!
I'd prefer to lick whatever icing you choose off of you... ere I mean my lover.
I thought the licker should have the choice...the lickee is already getting what he/she wants:)

I thought the licker should have the choice...the lickee is already getting what he/she wants:)


Can I mix the two choices? I love chocolate mint... i bet the vanilla and cinnamon would still work well.

Actually I'd also like to try each one separately too. So that would be three tasty lickings

neither-the choices both suck.
Its more likely she'd be getting licked before she finished the flavor offer.

How about roast beef flavor? Just rub her from head to toe with some thinly sliced juicy roast beef first?

both sound like some McAbomination frozen drink people eat with one of the spoon-straws. I'll pass on both flavors and go natural and raw.

It'll get sticky either way :D

How about roast beef flavor? Just rub her from head to toe with some thinly sliced juicy roast beef first?
As I'm always one to choose salty snacks over sweet ones, I wouldn't be adverse to that...but I might end up biting more than I originally intended...

both sound like some McAbomination frozen drink people eat with one of the spoon-straws. I'll pass on both flavors and go natural and raw.
But the assumption is, this is something your lover REALLY, REALLY wants you to do. Be nice. Take one for the team...in a totally different way than how that usually is meant:)

Can't stand normal chocolate (only white one), so definitely vanilla mint! :D

As I'm always one to choose salty snacks over sweet ones, I wouldn't be adverse to that...but I might end up biting more than I originally intended...
How about...:eek:

...roast beef with chocolate cinnamon icing?

How about...:eek:

...roast beef with chocolate cinnamon icing?
EWWWW!

Can't stand normal chocolate (only white one)...
Which isn't chocolate :p

EWWWW!
Vanilla mint icing?

If your lover told you that the only thing they wanted for Christmas this year was to be covered in icing and licked clean...assuming that you were willing to do this...of the two proffered flavours, which would you choose?

I can't help wondering what inspired THIS thread... :D

Vanilla mint icing?
I like my roast (or raw) beef salty...not sweet:) I'll keep the flavours separate.

I can't help wondering what inspired THIS thread... :D
Keheheheee...for once it's something too private for even ME to share on NS:)

Keheheheee...for once it's something too private for even ME to share on NS:)

Ah, c'mon... be fair. You can't let us all die of curiosity, can you?

Ah, c'mon... be fair. You can't let us all die of curiosity, can you?
I'm already suffering from severe shortage of blood in my brain :eek: :D

Ah, c'mon... be fair. You can't let us all die of curiosity, can you?
Yes, yes I can. It's more fun that way!

I'm already suffering from severe shortage of blood in my brain :eek: :D

Yes, we know. It's a constant condition for you when reading threads like these, isn't it? All that blood suddenly deperately needed elsewhere... :D

Yes, we know. It's a constant condition for you when reading threads like these, isn't it? All that blood suddenly deperately needed elsewhere... :D
At least I'll die happy :D

At least I'll die happy :D
Slathered in chocolate cinnamon? Or slathering someone else in it....

c'mon sinuhue dear, one option's got chocolate in it, the other doesn't. you don't really call that a true choice, no?

plus, think color. i can somehow see something brownish look a lot better than something white-ish..may depend on your lover's skin color, though. white-ish on dark might look awesome too..

[okay, with the implication from the minority thread you might choose white-ish, then. too bad.]

I'd pick the CHOCOLATE...only I don't like it mixed with cinnamon.

Can I have chocolate with mint?

Slathered in chocolate cinnamon? Or slathering someone else in it....

I'd volunteer... for either :D

Slathered in chocolate cinnamon? Or slathering someone else in it....
Only around my mouth. The "someone else".... well..... who knows where?

I think I have too much blood in the big head right now. I'm still sick and sweaty after a concussion yesterday.

Sinner - are you going to to use the poll results with your final decision?

c'mon sinuhue dear, one option's got chocolate in it, the other doesn't. you don't really call that a true choice, no?

plus, think color. i can somehow see something brownish look a lot better than something white-ish..may depend on your lover's skin color, though. white-ish on dark might look awesome too..
I'm not actually a huge fan of chocolate...but I love mint, and I love vanilla...the really strong (not artificial) stuff. I used to really like cinnamon, but I got food poisoning once, and I'd happened to eat cinnamon rolls that day as well...needless to say, when it came up, and up, and up, it turned me off cinnamon for life.

I like white...little dabs on nipples...frosting just here...and a bit there...mmmmmmm....

Can I have chocolate with mint?
NO!

:D

I think I have too much blood in the big head right now. I'm still sick and sweaty after a concussion yesterday.
Ouch! What happened?

And I thought all this sweet talk was turning you off? That you'd absolutely turn down having your swollen head lathered in icing, then lovingly licked off...teasingly tongued from your hot skin...

Sinner - are you going to to use the poll results with your final decision?
Nope. I already know which flavour I prefer...just wondering if it's an oddish choice or not...

Nope. I already know which flavour I prefer...just wondering if it's an oddish choice or not...
But the real question is: Does it matter what flavour?

But the real question is: Does it matter what flavour?
Well, only in the sense that if it's a flavour you don't enjoy, you're going to be forcing yourself to lick your partner clean...whereas if it's a flavour you really like, you'll go to with much more gusto...flicking your tongue with more verve than if you detested the taste:)

Nope. I already know which flavour I prefer...just wondering if it's an oddish choice or not...

they are both odd in my opinion but I would be interested in trying vanilla mint. keep that in mind for when you visit Vegas next :D

they are both odd in my opinion but I would be interested in trying vanilla mint. keep that in mind for when you visit Vegas next :D
There really needs to be a little smiley wiggling its eyebrows suggestively...

Well, only in the sense that if it's a flavour you don't enjoy, you're going to be forcing yourself to lick your partner clean...whereas if it's a flavour you really like, you'll go to with much more gusto...flicking your tongue with more verve than if you detested the taste:)
Well it's not like I'd do it for myself, now would I?

Well it's not like I'd do it for myself, now would I?
Of course not. But your considerate lover is giving you a choice...might as well choose the flavour your prefer before getting down to work!:)

Of course not. But your considerate lover is giving you a choice...might as well choose the flavour your prefer before getting down to work!:)
That much icing would make me nauseous anyway..... unless she'd be a 5 foot anorexic maybe....*ponders*

There really needs to be a little smiley wiggling its eyebrows suggestively...


would this do? http://vidahost.com/smilies/cwm/3dlil/la.gif lol

That much icing would make me nauseous anyway..... unless she'd be a 5 foot anorexic maybe....*ponders*
Yes...I don't think it would be a good idea to cover every inch of your partner before licking it off. I'm more of a mind that certain strategic points should be 'frosted'.

would this do? http://vidahost.com/smilies/cwm/3dlil/la.gif lol
Ay...that is PERFECT! Much better than the one I had in mind!

Yes...I don't think it would be a good idea to cover every inch of your partner before licking it off. I'm more of a mind that certain strategic points should be 'frosted'.
Exactly... One could lick the rest anyway and still be treated on finding the special spots. And your lover would get licked all over

win-win