who would you like to see fight.
for example willy wanka verses Yoda. :headbang:
The Ayatollah and Pat Robertson. THAT would be hillarious.
Minoriteeburg
19-12-2005, 20:23
Martha Stewart vs. Oprah
Martha's got those prison skills now so I give her the edge.
Bush vs Osama.
One way or another, it must end. :rolleyes:
Cheese penguins
19-12-2005, 20:26
i say (this is imaginary ok!!) hmm Mike Tyson at top of his game against ... BILL GATES!! or GEORGE BUSH!! or hmmm ME!! i would love to knock out Tyson...
The Soviet Americas
19-12-2005, 20:30
Every retarded fundamentalist in Moral Majority and those trash heaps of organisations versus me with a tactical nuclear warhead.
Fleckenstein
19-12-2005, 20:31
Bush (without his dog on a leash) and a bus full of special ed students.
Guess who wins?
Minoriteeburg
19-12-2005, 20:31
Condoleeza Rice v. Camilla Parker Bowles
Ted Kennedy vs. a 12 step program
The Bush's v. The Kennedy's
Hugh Hefner vs. Larry Flynt
Nicole Richie v. Lindsay Lohan
(they might not fight at first, but put an 8ball in the middle of the ring and there will be bloodshed.)
Mike Tyson v. His Sanity
Chris Farley v. John Candy (in a beyond-the-grave-sumo-match)
The People of New Orleans & Mississippi v. FEMA
Every retarded fundamentalist in Moral Majority and those trash heaps of organisations versus me with a tactical nuclear warhead.
Now that's not a fair fight...You're gonna need more than a nuke to deal with those guys.
Pure Metal
19-12-2005, 20:32
the tory party
vs
a tank.
edit: ah hell i'd settle for margaret thatcher vs a tank... please?
Call to power
19-12-2005, 20:34
Jesus vs. Muhammad the battle of the messiahs!
Cabra West
19-12-2005, 20:34
Ghandi vs the Dalai Llama.
Alternately Jesus Christ against Siddharta Gautama...
Minoriteeburg
19-12-2005, 20:37
Gary Coleman vs. Warwick Davis in a death match
Brady Bunch Perm
19-12-2005, 20:41
Bill Clinton vs Genital Herpes
or
Al Franken vs Sean Hannity
Jesus vs. Muhammad the battle of the messiahs!
Dammit, you beat me to it, Focker! That would settle that mess once and for all, wouldn't it? Or perhaps we could have a less violent "biggest cock" contest instead.
The Sutured Psyche
19-12-2005, 20:45
Scott Stapp (http://www.undercover.com.au/pics/creed.jpg) v. Glen Benton (http://blogfile.paran.com/BLOG_212089/200508/1123266333_Glen%20Benton%209.jpg).
Keruvalia
19-12-2005, 20:48
Jesus vs. Muhammad the battle of the messiahs!
Nobody believes Muhammad was the Messiah. No need for that battle.
Dammit, you beat me to it, Focker! That would settle that mess once and for all, wouldn't it?
What mess? Sure [many] Christians believe Muslims are wrong and hellbound heathens, but [in general] Muslims don't believe that about Christians.
Anyway, I was going to say Ghandi vs. the Dalai Llama just to see who would actually throw the first punch, but someone beat me to it. :p
African Commonwealth
19-12-2005, 20:48
Sammo Hung vs. Jet Li - I honestly don't know who is 'harder!
Failing that, the NRA vs. Congress - My money's on NRA. They can't have that many guns inside the Congress?
Failing that, one of my dumbass mates versus the entire redskins defense - If he's willing to dive into hedges, he deserves what he gets :)
Minoriteeburg
19-12-2005, 20:50
George W Bush vs. A Bag of Pretzels