NS General: The Movie
Cluichstan
19-12-2005, 18:23
Who would play you? :cool:
The Jesus Lizard
19-12-2005, 18:31
Steve Buscemi .... worryingly.
Zero Six Three
19-12-2005, 18:32
You would... and you'd be good! I could play you if you wanted... I am a little hammy.. but.. y'know...
FairyTInkArisen
19-12-2005, 18:32
Johnny Vegas http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
The South Islands
19-12-2005, 18:34
Jenna Jamieson.
Bodies Without Organs
19-12-2005, 18:34
Foetus.
I V Stalin
19-12-2005, 18:37
Stalin's corpse. Might have a bit of trouble with any scenes involving any kind of movement, speaking, etc, but I think it would add to the overall je ne sais quoi of the movie.
Zero Six Three
19-12-2005, 18:38
Stalin's corpse. Might have a bit of trouble with any scenes involving any kind of movement, speaking, etc, but I think it would add to the overall je ne sais quoi of the movie.
Wasn't he russian?
Bitchkitten
19-12-2005, 18:42
A younger Isabella Rossellini or Christina Ricci.
I V Stalin
19-12-2005, 18:43
Wasn't he russian?
Georgian...why?
Revasser
19-12-2005, 18:45
Hal Sparks with a scruffy blonde wig and a REALLY badly faked Australian accent.
Pure Metal
19-12-2005, 18:49
a freak genetic amalgamation of kevin smith and Karl Urban as Eomer from LOTR
LarinaVille
19-12-2005, 19:07
meh, no one. Im too complex to be played by a simple actor. Only i can capture me truly and even then theyd still be something lacking. Ahh, the story of my life.
I V Stalin
19-12-2005, 19:09
Actually, after giving this much thought, the answer is clearly Steven Seagal. Some Aussie guy I met in Krakow reckoned I look like him, even though I clearly don't. Ah, well, I think that's a good thing.
Neo Kervoskia
19-12-2005, 19:13
Lon Chaney
I'd be a CGI red angry monster
Neo Kervoskia
19-12-2005, 19:16
I'd be a CGI red angry monster
http://www.montgomeryfamilyministries.com/Red%20Monster%20Front%20View.jpg
My enormity and complexity are too large to be captured on a small (or even a big) screen. I am everything and everyone; all that happens is me. Thus, even every single actor in the world would not be enough. Besides, not even the most talented costume designers can make something resembling me, because they don't have enough imagination. ;)
http://www.montgomeryfamilyministries.com/Red%20Monster%20Front%20View.jpg
I shall slap you for such insubordination
Steve Buscemi .... worryingly.
That's what I said last time we had this thread. Spooky.
Compadria
19-12-2005, 19:27
George Clooney.
Well, a guy can dream can't he?
Neo Kervoskia
19-12-2005, 19:29
I shall slap you for such insubordination
Okay fine...
http://www.fantasycostumes.com/Merchant2/images/Evil-Demon-with-Moving-Jaw-Red-8540R-FW.jpg
Okay fine...
http://www.fantasycostumes.com/Merchant2/images/Evil-Demon-with-Moving-Jaw-Red-8540R-FW.jpg
Thats genius. I love it. Hugs
Minoriteeburg
19-12-2005, 19:58
Stephen Colbert should play me.
Friendly Pandas
19-12-2005, 20:07
king kong seams most appropriate
Jeff Goldbloom. Don't ask me why, I just think it would fit.
Rhursbourg
19-12-2005, 20:12
Brian Blessed or John Rhys Davis
Zero Six Three
19-12-2005, 20:15
Hey! Who is that guy who plays Screech?
Minoriteeburg
19-12-2005, 20:18
Hey! Who is that guy who plays Screech?
Dustin Diamond?
Keruvalia
19-12-2005, 21:04
Either Kevin Spacey or Johnny Depp. Although I'd settle for a Fraggle.
Legless Pirates
19-12-2005, 21:07
Steven Hawking probably :(
Harlesburg
20-12-2005, 11:47
Stalin's corpse. Might have a bit of trouble with any scenes involving any kind of movement, speaking, etc, but I think it would add to the overall je ne sais quoi of the movie.
LOL
Sorry Will Estes=Me.
http://www.vidiot.com/AmericanDreams/images/AmericanDreams-Estes-09.jpg
Mr Gigglesworth
23-12-2005, 12:13
Yarr A Reborn Graham Chapman tis the only Blighter worty of playing my munificence!
http://faculty.ed.umuc.edu/~acrooks/yellowbeard.jpg
Only I have the ability to play myself, damnit.
Grainne Ni Malley
23-12-2005, 12:36
A slightly rounder Drew Barrymore like here (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=drew+barrymore/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=12anpjgk1/EXP=1135424123/*-http%3A//pictures.celebscentral.net/drewbarrymore/64.jpg) maybe. Wishful thinking, I guess.
Myself, clearly no one else could be so perfect.
Monkeypimp
23-12-2005, 12:56
Dress Lunatic Goofballs in a pimp suit and have him play me.
I've been told I look like Cary Elwes with longer hair...I don't see the resemblence myself, but he'll do until I can think of anybody better.
Pics:
http://www.nndb.com/people/831/000043702/caryelwes.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/22/27245310_f5f2c29d45.jpg
I Love Oranges
23-12-2005, 13:37
someone with red hair but who is still amazingly handsome ;)
or i could just play myself
for i only i can be me
Super-power
23-12-2005, 14:06
Either myself, or Nicolas Cage.
Bryce Crusader States
23-12-2005, 14:15
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/1002/26911MJFox1.jpg
This guy would be good as me I think.
Kiwi-kiwi
23-12-2005, 14:19
A pie. I'd be a different flavour for every shot I'm in. This would have nothing to do with the rest of the cast consuming me between scenes.
McVenezuela
23-12-2005, 14:47
Who would play you? :cool:
Probably Bruce Willis. Maybe John Malkovich.
Europa Maxima
23-12-2005, 14:51
Probably Bruce Willis. Maybe John Malkovich.
Malkovich rocks! :D Mr Ripley's Game, Dangerous Liaisons and so on...he is such a likable bastard :p
Europa Maxima
23-12-2005, 14:52
Michael Vartan...he is sooo cute...*drools* :eek:
The Island of Rose
23-12-2005, 15:13
Jim Carrey, that or... no unfortunately a bald Canadian is the one to play me.
Smunkeeville
23-12-2005, 16:39
are we going for good acting skills or someone who just looks kinda like they might be you?
good acting skills (but looks nothing like me) - Liza Weil (http://imdb.com/name/nm0917962/)
as far as someone who looks like me, I have too many mishmashed qualities to pick on generic looking actress.
Green Eyes, Blonde hair, not-too-thin, not-too-fat, beautiful but not plastic pretty.