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H N Fiddlebottoms VIII


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Persoanlly I'm banking on A) An Alien, B) Max.

l337 z0mB1e *nods*

He is the one that the prophesy has foretold.

Soon, warm cinnamon buns shall rain down upon the holy land! The people shall rejoice! ...Until the giant Space Ants arrive. :(

Eichen is the same, it's weird

Truth be known, he is actually, a horrible science experiment gone wrong.
See, they were trying to gene-splice Groucho Marx, a rubber chicken, and the essence of Flatuous, the God of Farts, and a radiocative spider crawled into the gamma ray-beam.

The end result, while not having super-powers, can be rather amusing, as long as you dont get him near a microwave.
If you do, he starts foaming at the mouth, and dry-humping the kitchen table.

The Rules of NS:

There is no NS Poster operating under the name of "H N Fiddlebottoms VIII." Any evidence that may dispute this has either been manufactured by an elaborate (and almost certainly Jiffy Peanut Butter related) conspiracy or is simple an illusion of your own sick mind.
You DO NOT talk about the H N Fiddlebottoms VIII; though he does not exist refering to him in conversation is nicht getan.
This post, though it may seem to defy Rules 1 & 2, is, in reality, in full compliance. If you are unable to see how this is accomplished within the framework established, you wouldn't understand any explanation I could offer.

Savvy, me wee lad?

Truth be known, he is actually, a horrible science experiment gone wrong.
See, they were trying to gene-splice Groucho Marx, a rubber chicken, and the essence of Flatuous, the God of Farts, and a radiocative spider crawled into the gamma ray-beam.

The end result, while not having super-powers, can be rather amusing, as long as you dont get him near a microwave.
If you do, he starts foaming at the mouth, and dry-humping the kitchen table.

Jeez, I can't believe they repeated that experiment! Haven't I already done enough harm?!?

Eichen is the same, it's weird
Yeah, I want to join!

Jeez, I can't believe they repeated that experiment! Haven't I already done enough harm?!?


Well after the infamous "Cheese-Wiz" incident, I should think so.

We're STILL mopping up.

Well after the infamous "Cheese-Wiz" incident, I should think so.

We're STILL mopping up.
Still jesus, that was YEARS ago!

I think he could be the offspring of H N Fiddlebottoms VII

Still jesus, that was YEARS ago!

Cheese-Wiz doesn't clean easily. Which, of course is why I chose it. :cool:

I think he could be the offspring of H N Fiddlebottoms VII

Crazy Talk! :eek:

Cheese-Wiz doesn't clean easily. Which, of course is why I chose it. :cool:


Really, it wasnt so much WHAT you chose, as the amount...

I dont know how you obtained a balloon that big...OR got that much cheese-whiz in it....

I think he could be the offspring of H N Fiddlebottoms VII
*Smacks J00*
Fool! All rules that apply to H N Fiddlebottoms VIII are doubly in effect for his predessecor. That means that he exists half as much as H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, and half of nothing is, um, nothing, no wait . . . less than nothing.
And er, so if you have less than zero you have, um, negative numbers which, (carry the two) are really small . . .

Really, it wasnt so much WHAT you chose, as the amount...

I dont know how you obtained a balloon that big...OR got that much cheese-whiz in it....

And it'll stay a secret! If I start telling people, and they start telling people, then before you know it, it's Processed Cheese Spread Armageddon!

*Smacks J00*
Fool! All rules that apply to H N Fiddlebottoms VIII are doubly in effect for his predessecor. That means that he exists half as much as H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, and half of nothing is, um, nothing, no wait . . . less than nothing.
And er, so if you have less than zero you have, um, negative numbers which, (carry the two) are really small . . .

I find it hard to believe that you popped out of a uterus at all. :p

And it'll stay a secret! If I start telling people, and they start telling people, then before you know it, it's Processed Cheese Spread Armageddon!


Or as the Vikings called it:

Kraftnarok.

*Smacks J00*
Fool! All rules that apply to H N Fiddlebottoms VIII are doubly in effect for his predessecor. That means that he exists half as much as H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, and half of nothing is, um, nothing, no wait . . . less than nothing.
And er, so if you have less than zero you have, um, negative numbers which, (carry the two) are really small . . .
you hurt my brain :(

i think a MUCH better question, is who ISN'T H N Fiddlebottoms VIII?

cos i know i am :eek:

i think a MUCH better question, is who ISN'T H N Fiddlebottoms VIII?

cos i know i am :eek:
I'm not H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, nope nt @ all.

I might be.

H N would've been my sixth wife/slave if he hadn't left me at the altar.

I'm not H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, nope nt @ all.

thats how you tell it, but since i'm him and your him, i'm also you and i know you are lying.

I find it hard to believe that you popped out of a uterus at all. :p
My species prefers to burst out of the chests of our "carriers", scurry away into the bowels of whatever place we were born in, and lurk their periodically venturing out for food. Our religion is based on pleasing a peculiar pantheon of "Gods" (some several million) that they may grant us a second incarnation after we die.

you hurt my brain
Such are the pains that, when reflecting on the particular idioms of my species, a mortal often suffers.

H N would've been my sixth wife/slave if he hadn't left me at the altar.
My people are very family oriented, odd though this may seem: when a close family member says that I shouldn't give my heart to a specific person I am reticent to defy them, and my wife was very insistent that I not marry you.

My people are very family oriented, odd though this may seem: when a close family member says that I shouldn't give my heart to a specific person I am reticent to defy them, and my wife was very insistent that I not marry you.
But I have Chuck Norris's soul in a bottle!

The Rules of NS:

There is no NS Poster operating under the name of "H N Fiddlebottoms VIII." Any evidence that may dispute this has either been manufactured by an elaborate (and almost certainly Jiffy Peanut Butter related) conspiracy or is simple an illusion of your own sick mind.
You DO NOT talk about the H N Fiddlebottoms VIII; though he does not exist refering to him in conversation is nicht getan.
This post, though it may seem to defy Rules 1 & 2, is, in reality, in full compliance. If you are unable to see how this is accomplished within the framework established, you wouldn't understand any explanation I could offer.

Savvy, me wee lad?
So, lemme get this straight - you are the new smoking man?

http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~villains/graphics/cancerman.jpg
WARNING: Since the Smoking man purports to be 'non-existant', this is an actor. In other words: I couldn't find the right picture.

*hails to Forum 7*

So, lemme get this straight - you are the new smoking man?

http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~villains/graphics/cancerman.jpg
WARNING: Since the Smoking man purports to be 'non-existant', this is an actor. In other words: I couldn't find the right picture.

*hails to Forum 7*
Yes, that's him, and this is a picture of me:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/mybuddyicon.gif

Yes, that's him, and this is a picture of me:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/mybuddyicon.gif
http://www.orlyowl.com/nerdorly.jpg Because, you see I am the one...with a name that is both mysteriously anagrammatical to my purpose and suggestive of my difference to the other human slaves...*shoots*
http://www.tigress.com/incitatus/Stuff/Movies/Matrix/neo.JPG

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII is a jew.

Obviously.

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII is a jew.

Obviously.
So... Fiddlebottons is Rotovia?

So... Fiddlebottons is Rotovia?

No, Rotovia is Fittlebottoms...or is it?

And I'm not getting the black vibe from fittles.

No, Rotovia is Fittlebottoms...or is it?

And I'm not getting the black vibe from fittles.
Are you kidding? His true identity is hidden within his very name - H N Fiddlebottoms VIII. Fiddle is obviously meant to be Fiddy.

"WHEN I SAY G, YOU SAY UNIT! G!"

*silence*

Seriously look at his profile. No link to a public profile, posts:n/a, who is he!

*waves*

*points to post count*

*rides away into the sunset, never to return*

Are you kidding? His true identity is hidden within his very name - H N Fiddlebottoms VIII. Fiddle is obviously meant to be Fiddy.

"WHEN I SAY G, YOU SAY UNIT! G!"

*silence*

Soo...Fiddles is a jewish 50 Cent?

Seriously look at his profile. No link to a public profile, posts:n/a, who is he!
If you keep asking questions, we shall be forced to choose between indoctrination and the Soylent Green option.

If you keep asking questions, we shall be forced to choose between indoctrination and the Soylent Green option.

Yes, we are legion. Do not attempt to defy our l33t h4xx0rz 5l<1ll5.

oh noes! there's a whole army of them :eek:

We are doomed, methinks.

"Fiddy" is part of the Jewish conspiracy to run the international kosher rap scene and indoctrinate ALL of the Reform Jews into becoming ultra-vegan zionists.

Neo-K's 1st Wife/Slave
You're a chick?

You're a chick?
It's wife Harem style.

So no.

It's wife Harem style.

So no.
I'm clueless. Will have to check out the forum soon. :D

Or as the Vikings called it:

Kraftnarok.

If you understand norse mythology, you will know what I mean:
Does that mean the Tree of Life is really a Cheez Whiz figure? What about Fenrir and Niddhogg? Are they processed cheese also?
Is mythology simply a cover up for the entire world being explained through The Mystery of Cheese?
Is God simply a jar of Cheese?
Are we cheese?

*head explodes*








*cheese everywhere*

Are you kidding? His true identity is hidden within his very name - H N Fiddlebottoms VIII. Fiddle is obviously meant to be Fiddy.
*Cracks knuckles*
You are going to die for that Tribes, and it will be long and painful, a veritable mortal Hell filled with all sorts of unpleasantness that may or may not involve Celine Dion albums.

That out of the way, I can assure all of you that I am a mongrel European of the most bastardized and irregular stock. Loaded to the brim with 1/8ths of that nation, 1/32nds of this group, and 1/16th of some Indian tribe that I don't care for. That doesn't mean I'm not the token white guy in my local zionist conspiratorial organization, though!

Or as the Vikings called it:

Kraftnarok.

YAY! :D

*Cracks knuckles*
You are going to die for that Tribes, and it will be long and painful, a veritable mortal Hell filled with all sorts of unpleasantness that may or may not involve Celine Dion albums.
HA! I'm immune to her Canadian power of doom. Do your worst!

If you understand norse mythology, you will know what I mean:
Does that mean the Tree of Life is really a Cheez Whiz figure? What about Fenrir and Niddhogg? Are they processed cheese also?
Is mythology simply a cover up for the entire world being explained through The Mystery of Cheese?
Is God simply a jar of Cheese?
Are we cheese?

*head explodes*







*cheese everywhere*
See? That's how I do it. :cool:

HA! I'm immune to her Canadian power of doom. Do your worst!
Notice the part that said "may not." Ve are having ozer vays ov making you suffer. Ze accents and broken english alone are having driven stronger men to ze brink. And zen zere is ze gershludigkaflagenbrudereinmalagat.

Notice the part that said "may not." Ve are having ozer vays ov making you suffer. Ze accents and broken english alone are having driven stronger men to ze brink. And zen zere is ze gershludigkaflagenbrudereinmalagat.
I enjoy reading Terry Pratchett books. If I didn't like the Uberwaldian accent, would I have enjoyed them as much?

Also, I'm assuming you just made up the gerwhatever from multiple germanic sounding word snippets, so :p

I enjoy reading Terry Pratchett books. If I didn't like the Uberwaldian accent, would I have enjoyed them as much?
Maybe oi ougtha just staht breaking limbs, then.
Also, I'm assuming you just made up the gerwhatever from multiple germanic sounding word snippets, so :p
Gershludigkaflagenbrudereinmalagat starts out like your clearing your throat or muttering loudly, but then it actually has a bunch of German words rammed together at the end, finalized with the name of a rather nice looking stone.
The name isn't important, what is important is the fact that "a Gershludigkaflagenbrudereinmalagat" is just a really stupid way of saying "a sharpened katana shoved up your anus."

Maybe oi ougtha just staht breaking limbs, then.

Gershludigkaflagenbrudereinmalagat starts out like your clearing your throat or muttering loudly, but then it actually has a bunch of German words rammed together at the end, finalized with the name of a rather nice looking stone.
The name isn't important, what is important is the fact that "a Gershludigkaflagenbrudereinmalagat" is just a really stupid way of saying "a sharpened katana shoved up your anus."
Been there, done that, got the bowel perforation scars... *yawn*

Fiddlebottoms is a spawn of some dark and mysterious crustaceon from deep within the bowels of a whale. He lived by burrowing his way out of the whale, but ended up lost on the way, revolving through the body several times before working his way out of the blowhole. From there, He became the most feared poster of all time!

*I have yet to verify this story; it is merely a myth. So if anyone (particularly fiddlebottoms himself) would care to verify this theory, please let me know.

Fiddle, you must be enjoying yourself here eh?

Been there, done that, got the bowel perforation scars... *yawn*
No, what we did last week was "a Gershludigkaflagenbrudereinmalagatchen", which is "a sharpened wakizashi shoved up the anus." A Gershludigkaflagenbrudereinmalagat is more than twice as long, and is customarily set ablaze before insertion.

Fiddle, you must be enjoying yourself here eh?
A thread about me, and I didn't even have to start it. It's great.

No, what we did last week was "a Gershludigkaflagenbrudereinmalagatchen", which is "a sharpened wakizashi shoved up the anus." A Gershludigkaflagenbrudereinmalagat is more than twice as long, and is customarily set ablaze before insertion.
Aah, OK. I can see how that would hurt.

*bends over*

The submissive has the control in every relationship

Aah, OK. I can see how that would hurt.

*bends over*

The submissive has the control in every relationship
Wait . . .
*Thinks*
No, I don't think I will hurt you.
In fact, I'm going to keep you nice and safe. I'll hire the best body guards around to keep anything harmful away from you, and I'll ensure that they are completely trustworthy so you'll never have to worry about being manhandled or molested by any of them.
You'll never have to worry about feeling dirty, ashamed, or being put in pain or peril of any sort.

Probably the funniest name on this forum

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII is a fluke. He is a computer program designed by computers to moniter the matrix. Ergo, he concordidly does not exist. He is in fact, a system of anomalies set up through the trail and error of the crescent moon, visa ve, he is not human, and therefore, not one of us. He threatens our mere existence. He does not eat, does not sleep, does not feel cold nor heat, remorse nor sorrow, he will never give up and he will never slow down. He must be stopped, if not for us, for humanity.



Or was that Mr. Smith?

Or was that Mr. Smith?
Smith was a pussy who couldn't hold his hero/liquor. "Oh look, I've swallowed some guy, he's too strong, *explodes*", what a tit.

Smith was a pussy who couldn't hold his hero/liquor. "Oh look, I've swallowed some guy, he's too strong, *explodes*", what a tit.

Ha! You think THATS why he exploded!? No, no, no, my fiddley friend, the real reason he exploded, as can be viewed by watching the Matrix via frames per second, is that right after Neo entered his body, I hyperextended my index finger, tickled his ribs in a way that only I, and another man currently living in Southern Barbados can do, and then proceeded to quickly, using my third arm;), place a small amount of tactical nuclear warheads in his sphincter.
Neo only survided because Mr. Smiths remains formed a protective cacoon of slaughtered cyborg efluence around him, thus shielding him from the blast.

Or did it?.....

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII is a fluke. He is a computer program designed by computers to moniter the matrex. Ergo, he concordidly does not exist. He is in fact, a system of anomalies set up through the trail and error of the crescent moon, visa ve, he is not human, and therefore, not one of us. He threatens our mere existence. He does not eat, does not sleep, does not feel cold nor heat, remorse nor sorrow, he will never give up and he will never slow down. He must be stopped, if not for us, for humanity.



Or was that Mr. Smith?
That was Smith.

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII is was a puppet of mod who doesn't post anymore. That mod spent six days creating threads, and on the seventh day he rested. There was a flood of spam, so he told us to build an eboat for us to live on. Forty days later all the spam had been moved to the spam forum and it was safe to leave the eboat. Weeks later, that mod created the H N Fiddlebottoms VIII to use as a puppet but shortly therafter decide to leave NS (without ever using his puppet). Without a human guiding it how to post, the account starrted posting on its own. Three wise posters vistited him and gave him sarcasm, ego and beard. If history tells us anything, the Romans will come for H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, and nail him to a locked thread, saving the rest of us from 1337. Each year we shall honor his birth by decoating a bus full of nuns, and when his time comes, we shall put his name in place of his fathers in the joke option on polls.

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII is was a puppet of mod who doesn't post anymore. That mod spent six days creating threads, and on the seventh day he rested. There was a flood of spam, so he told us to build an eboat for us to live on. Forty days later all the spam had been moved to the spam forum and it was safe to leave the eboat. Weeks later, that mod created the H N Fiddlebottoms VIII to use as a puppet but shortly therafter decide to leave NS (without ever using his puppet). Without a human guiding it how to post, the account starrted posting on its own. Three wise posters vistited him and gave him sarcasm, ego and beard. If history tells us anything, the Romans will come for H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, and nail him to a locked thread, saving the rest of us from 1337.
I ain't saving you fools from shit, yo! You gonna save your own damn souls, I gots my hands full saving my own damn self.
-AND-
I's seen me a ghostie!
*Tapdances*
Each year we shall honor his birth by decoating a bus full of nuns, and when his time comes, we shall put his name in place of his fathers in the joke option on polls.
I've already been the joke option a couple times. It was most enjoyable.

Wait, were you implying that I am the Son of Myrth?

Wait, were you implying that I am the Son of Myrth?
I does look that way...

Yes.
Lazy. I put a whole three seconds into pretending to be a black man from the 90's and then from the 20's, but you don't even care enough to reply at all.

Yes.Lazy. I put a whole three seconds into pretending to be a black man from the 90's and then from the 20's, but you don't even care enough to reply at all.
When the hell did I ever say that? Besides I didn't get the reference.

When the hell did I ever say that? Besides I didn't get the reference.

I beleive that was this

I ain't saving you fools from shit, yo! You gonna save your own damn souls, I gots my hands full saving my own damn self.
-AND-
I's seen me a ghostie!
*Tapdances*

You know, the first 5 of the 7 lines in his post.....

When the hell did I ever say that? Besides I didn't get the reference.
You said yes (quoting the entire post in one block), and then you editted to make yourself look more articulate. Well I caught you in the act! And now you've had it!
And as far as not getting the reference: Philistine!

You said yes (quoting the entire post in one block), and then you editted to make yourself look more articulate. Well I caught you in the act! And now you've had it!
And as far as not getting the reference: Philistine!

Haha, I caught that "yes" turning into "It does look that way" too....lol

You said yes (quoting the entire post in one block), and then you editted to make yourself look more articulate. Well I caught you in the act! And now you've had it!
And as far as not getting the reference: Philistine!
Well, when my post said "Yes" it was still in Beta. When the stable version was realeased all the bugs had been fixed and it displayed properly. You should know by now I like to change my posts about two or schifty-five times.

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII is the prettiest girl at the harvest moon ball.

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII is the prettiest girl at the harvest moon ball.
*Curtsies*
Oh laws, I do declare: you are quite a charmer Mr Megaloria!

((Let see, so far I've been an alien, the Christ, the Anti-Christ, the Myrth-Christ, a whale parasite, a computer virus, an illusion, black from several periods, a man, Scarlett O'Hara, a Jew, a black man (quaint decades old racism), a black man (modern day thug racism), and god only knows what else. I think we have sufficiently confused the issue by now))

*Curtsies*
Oh laws, I do declare: you are quite a charmer Mr Megaloria!

((Let see, so far I've been an alien, the Christ, the Anti-Christ, the Myrth-Christ, a whale parasite, a computer virus, an illusion, black from several periods, a man, Scarlett O'Hara, a Jew, a black man (quaint decades old racism), a black man (modern day thug racism), and god only knows what else. I think we have sufficiently confused the issue by now))
I can hardly see why that last bit is worthy of two brackets.

When did I become Quite Deadly?

*Curtsies*
Oh laws, I do declare: you are quite a charmer Mr Megaloria!

((Let see, so far I've been an alien, the Christ, the Anti-Christ, the Myrth-Christ, a whale parasite, a computer virus, an illusion, black from several periods, a man, Scarlett O'Hara, a Jew, a black man (quaint decades old racism), a black man (modern day thug racism), and god only knows what else. I think we have sufficiently confused the issue by now))

You're like one big melting pot!

Or, you're the poster boy for multiculturalism.

Your like one big melting pot!

Or, your the poster girl for multiculturalism.
Edited for accuracy:)

Edited for accuracy:)

Fixed it.

You're like one big melting pot!

Or, you're the poster boy for multiculturalism.
Which is quite good, until it comes time to fight the power. See, I am THE MAN, but I'm also being oppressed by THE MAN. So I am duty bound to stick it to myself, whilest keeping myself down. The confusion that this causes me will someday drive me to madness.

And Posi! Over here!
*Waves his penis in Posi's direction*
HACHACHA!

So I am duty bound to stick it to myself, whilest keeping myself down.

I bet you're into leather to boot.

Which is quite good, until it comes time to fight the power. See, I am THE MAN, but I'm also being oppressed by THE MAN. So I am duty bound to stick it to myself, whilest keeping myself down. The confusion that this causes me will someday drive me to madness.
If this is sane H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, I can't wait to meet insane H N Fiddlebottoms VIII.

And Posi! Over here!
*Waves his vagina in Posi's direction*
HACHACHA!
Ah, more evidence of your dual X chromosones.

If this is sane H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, I can't wait to meet insane H N Fiddlebottoms VIII.
Verily child, that day will come soon, so speaketh the great prophets.
Ah, more evidence of your dual X chromosones.
Your hallucinations are obviously too strong for mere visual disbandment.
*Sticks his penis in Posi*
Maybe this will work.

Verily child, that day will come soon, so speaketh the great prophets.
Which prophet, me or Peter Griffen? *Reads our works* It's Peter that says you will go crazy and try to kill everyone on your birthday.
*wait patiently*
Screw this!
*Plays Hungry Hungry Hippos*

Your hallucinations are obviously too strong for mere visual disbandment.
*Sticks his penis in Posi*
Maybe this will work.
So you found a highly realistic strapon, I'm still not convinced.

If you understand norse mythology, you will know what I mean:
Does that mean the Tree of Life is really a Cheez Whiz figure? What about Fenrir and Niddhogg? Are they processed cheese also?
Is mythology simply a cover up for the entire world being explained through The Mystery of Cheese?
Is God simply a jar of Cheese?
Are we cheese?

*head explodes*

Well no..but you see, the tree of life, was actually named Egg and Basil, not Yggdrasil.
It seems the Vikings were fond of omelletes.

further still...it appears the fire demon Surtur, was actually Cheddar....
Not that his name was Cheddar, but that he was comprised of it.
Apparently, the Einherar, invented fondue.

Who knew?










*cheese everywhere*[/QUOTE]

Arrgh, this is confusing me now! All this thread has told me is that god is a lump of cheese, Viking ate omlettes and the world is made oif cheese.




to bad I don't like cheese. :(

Arrgh, this is confusing me now! All this thread has told me is that god is a lump of cheese, Viking ate omlettes and the world is made oif cheese.




to bad I don't like cheese. :(


You cannot dislike cheese, becuase you cannot prove cheese's existance, either way.

You cannot dislike cheese, becuase you cannot prove cheese's existance, either way.
*Takes out packet of chedder cheese* That proves it's existance?

Arrgh, this is confusing me now! All this thread has told me is that god is a lump of cheese, Viking ate omlettes and the world is made oif cheese.




to bad I don't like cheese. :(
The Son of Myrth has already told us that. It is his 756th Comandment that we make things more confusing than they already are. Shit, I just told you what one of the Commandments is, the breaks Comandment 612. Shit I did it again. Excuse me, while I bury a nun.

Fiddlebottoms is my little baby, I raised him and grew him up all good an' strong like. But then he went all neo-cheesey on me, added H N and VIII to his name... I swear, I just don't know him anymore.

*wipes tear*

Wait . . .
*Thinks*
No, I don't think I will hurt you.
In fact, I'm going to keep you nice and safe. I'll hire the best body guards around to keep anything harmful away from you, and I'll ensure that they are completely trustworthy so you'll never have to worry about being manhandled or molested by any of them.
You'll never have to worry about feeling dirty, ashamed, or being put in pain or peril of any sort.
And so the plan worked perfectly...

H N FiddleBottoms VIII is IT. IT is H N FiddleBottoms VIII

either that or he is some sort of lederhosen wearing, satan worshipping, trampoline jumping hippo

He is the one that the prophesy has foretold.

Soon, warm cinnamon buns shall rain down upon the holy land! The people shall rejoice! ...Until the giant Space Ants arrive. :(We're already here

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10130711&postcount=161

H N FiddleBottoms VIII is IT. IT is H N FiddleBottoms VIIIIt as in http://www.benortiz.com/classes/archives/clown1.jpg?

I have new respect for Fiddlebottoms. Respect and fear. And soiled boxers.either that or he is some sort of lederhosen wearing, satan worshipping, trampoline jumping hippo
Hmm, google mysteriously turns up a negative on that one...

...must be becase Fiddy has hidden all photographical evidence of himself! Conclusion - H N Fiddlebottoms is, in fact, a lederhosen wearing, satan worshipping, trampoline jumping hippo!

Case closed.

Soo...Fiddles is a jewish 50 Cent?
50 Cent totally sells out
I always thought 50 Cent was pretty hardcore until I found out he performed at Long Island defense contractor David H. Brooks' daughter's bat mitzvah.

For his estimated $500,000, I hear that 50 Cent performed only four or five songs - and badly - though he did manage to work in the lyric, "Go shorty, it's your bat miztvah, we gonna party like it's your bat mitzvah."

At one point, I'm told, one of Fitty's beefy bodyguards blocked shots of his boss performing and batted down the kids' cameras, shouting "No pictures! No pictures!" - even preventing Brooks' personal videographers and photographers from capturing 50 Cent's bat-miztvah moment.


It doesn't matter how many times you've been shot and how many gangster rap albums you've sold, because the second you perform at a little girl's bat mitzvah you're automatically a lame little sissy girl. 50 Cent could've strangled a bear with his bare hands, but from now on he'll forever be remembered as that pansy who performed at some rich girl's bat mitzvah.


So it was Fiddlebottoms all along!

If you understand norse mythology, you will know what I mean:
Does that mean the Tree of Life is really a Cheez Whiz figure? What about Fenrir and Niddhogg? Are they processed cheese also?
Is mythology simply a cover up for the entire world being explained through The Mystery of Cheese?
Is God simply a jar of Cheese?
Are we cheese?

*head explodes*








*cheese everywhere*

I know this post certainly was, dare I say it, cheesy.

I think his name is an anagram and we should all see what we can come up with as what it's actually supposed to be.

I think his name is an anagram and we should all see what we can come up with as what it's actually supposed to be.
:eek: BLOODSHED IF I TINT VIM

nobody tint Vim!!!

or maybe: I VOMIT TO BLINDED FISH
or: BLINDED IF HO VOMITS IT

or maybe: I VOMIT TO BLINDED FISH
or: BLINDED IF HO VOMITS IT
I thought you were good - now I know all your secrets...

OMG!

BLOODIED VHF I TIMS TIN EDIT: Actually, TIN, I BLOODIED TIMS VHF makes more sense.

Fiddy is TIN!

or H N FiddlesBottom VIII :eek:

or H N FiddlesBottom VIII :eek:
oh god no! anything but that!!!

I thought you were good - now I know all your secrets...


you do?nope, no hidden text here....dum-di-dum..

or maybe: I VOMIT TO BLINDED FISH
or: BLINDED IF HO VOMITS IT
Blind, I vomit toed fish

or Shit, I'm blind if 'e voted

:eek: BLOODSHED IF I TINT VIM

nobody tint Vim!!!

You'd like that, wouldn't you, FIERY INK ARTISAN?

I'm on to you.

I thought you were good - now I know all your secrets...

OMG!

BLOODIED VHF I TIMS TIN EDIT: Actually, TIN, I BLOODIED TIMS VHF makes more sense.

Fiddy is TIN!
Tin, I bloodied VF Smith

Now, if we could just figure out who VF Smith is... perhaps an anagram? For what? Perhaps S V Fmith? Those tricky bastards.

Blind, I vomit toed fish

or Shit, I'm blind if 'e voted

Shite, I'm blind if voted

Shite, I'm blind if voted
Shit, I'm blind if vetoed

oh god no! anything but that!!!

the moment we've feared has come. everyone to the shelters ladies and children and me first!!! actually just me and the ladies, and honestly i'd just settle for me and Tink :fluffle:

I FISTED BLIND VOMIT HO:eek:

You'd like that, wouldn't you, FIERY INK ARTISAN?

I'm on to you.

I KNEW IT. Those pictures she showed us - that's not her, it's a tattoo of a beautiful woman on her back. She's actually, dum, dum, dum, a man.

You'd like that, wouldn't you, FIERY INK ARTISAN?

I'm on to you.
:eek: oh noes

:eek: oh noes

Oh yeses.
Real Amigo strikes again.

I KNEW IT. Those pictures she showed us - that's not her, it's a tattoo of a beautiful woman on her back. She's actually, dum, dum, dum, a man.
it's true, I actually look like this: http://img52.echo.cx/img52/7750/mvc001s9nh.jpg

it's true, I actually look like this: http://img52.echo.cx/img52/7750/mvc001s9nh.jpg
OMFG!!! [ kills self ]

OMFG!!! [ kills self ]

*runs Eut to the hospital* stay in there old buddy, everythings gonna be ok, just hang on

it's true, I actually look like this: http://img52.echo.cx/img52/7750/mvc001s9nh.jpg

Oh, dear, God, it's not even a good-looking man. He is a little girly looking though. Could probably pass for a woman.

OMFG!!! [ kills self ]
I know, sexy right? http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/love/29.gif

Oh, dear, God, it's not even a good-looking man. He is a little girly looking though. Could probably pass for a woman.
how rude! I'd do me!

I know, sexy right? http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/love/29.gif

*starts to cry*

how rude! I'd do me!

Ok, I like where this thread is going now.

it's true, I actually look like this: http://img52.echo.cx/img52/7750/mvc001s9nh.jpg

I prefer to maintain the, er, memory of Tink as she is. No clicking for me.

Eut's upset because you're a better looking man than he is.

EDIT: See below post.

*runs Eut to the hospital* stay in there old buddy, everythings gonna be ok, just hang on
Heh! Hey ... if Tink really looks like that, I don' wanna hang on! :eek:

Eut's upset because you're a better looking man than he is.
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Admit it, he's hot! Plus, I saw that guy before once when I was in Europe and a girl he was hanging out with told me he was in good shape from the waist down, if you know what I mean.

Admit it, he's hot! Plus, I saw that guy before once when I was in Europe and a girl he was hanging out with told me he was in good shape from the waist down, if you know what I mean.
yeah, it's true, I have lovely legs http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/sleep.gif

yeah, it's true, I have lovely legs http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/sleep.gif

Yep, all three of them.

Yep, all three of them.
yeah, nearly makes up for my tiny penis

yeah, nearly makes up for my tiny penis

now i regret that drunken night with you :rolleyes:
oh wait
no i don't :fluffle:

yeah, nearly makes up for my tiny penis

Ha. Nice. I love how somehow this thread became about the guy in that picture.

I got bored... I managed to find a few details about Fiddlebottoms. The least interesting detail was that he claimed to be 96. Of that I also have his post count; His relations to the cult of Jolt and even an instant messaging email address.

It really was that hard to find his public profile...

I feel lame know for not participating in this farce. But I didn't feel like it. I wanted to be realistic and monotonous.

Ha. Nice. I love how somehow this thread became about the guy in that picture.
yeah, I'd sure hate to be him

I got bored... I managed to find a few details about Fiddlebottoms. The least interesting detail was that he claimed to be 96. Of that I also have his post count; His relations to the cult of Jolt and even an instant messaging email address.

It really was that hard to find his public profile...

I feel lame know for not participating in this farce. But I didn't feel like it. I wanted to be realistic and monotonous.
If you accually read my post, you would see how impossible this is.

you do?nope, no hidden text here....dum-di-dum..
Yeah....unfortunately, everyone else appears to be on to you as well :(
Am I bovvered though? Do I look bovvered? Face - look - bovvered?

Yeah....unfortunately, everyone else appears to be on to you as well :(
Am I bovvered though? Do I look bovvered? Face - look - bovvered?
:p how very dare you! just because I have shapely eyebrows doesn't mean I ride my bike up the dirt track

yeah, I'd sure hate to be him

Yeah, me too *puts on a fake beard*

EDIT: I choked on my wild cherry pepsi when you put that up. That pictures getting pretty old. I've kept my hair quite a bit shorter than that for nearly two years. I always laugh at how skinny I look in that picture (actually I was just over two hundred pounds at the time).

Yeah, me too *puts on a fake beard*

EDIT: I choked on my wild cherry pepsi when you put that up. That pictures getting pretty old. I've kept my hair quite a bit shorter than that for nearly two years. I always laugh at how skinny I look in that picture (actually I was just over two hundred pounds at the time).
Sure you were. Stringbean:)

Yeah, me too *puts on a fake beard*

EDIT: I choked on my wild cherry pepsi when you put that up. That pictures getting pretty old. I've kept my hair quite a bit shorter than that for nearly two years. I always laugh at how skinny I look in that picture (actually I was just over two hundred pounds at the time).
woo, it's been a while since i made you choke!

Sure you were. Stringbean:)

I remember you saying that when I first put up the picture. Actually, right now I'm quite a bit lighter than in that picture and I'm almost positive most people would think I'm heavier. I'm about 185 and probably between 10% and 12% body fat now (back then I was closer to 7%). Oddly, I get hit on a lot more now when than I did back then (though I used to do pretty well at the beach). I used to get the "I think I can break you" stuff back then and now I get "you look sturdy". Old me could kick new me's ass.

I remember you saying that when I first put up the picture. Actually, right now I'm quite a bit lighter than in that picture and I'm almost positive most people would think I'm heavier. I'm about 185 and probably between 10% and 12% body fat now (back then I was closer to 7%). Oddly, I get hit on a lot more now when than I did back then (though I used to do pretty well at the beach). I used to get the "I think I can break you" stuff back then and now I get "you look sturdy". Old me could kick new me's ass.You should post some newer pics. Naked pics. For proof.

You should post some newer pics. Naked pics. For proof.
I second this

Joc the stud in nude shocker

You should post some newer pics. Naked pics. For proof.

I only have old me versions. I posed for an artist about five years ago. Actually, come to think of it that was in MN and I was in worse shape then than now. I gotta stop fluctuating.

I only have old me versions. I posed for an artist about five years ago. Actually, come to think of it that was in MN and I was in worse shape then than now. I gotta stop fluctuating.
i wanna see!

i wanna see!

Uh-huh. You first.

EDIT: Wait, you're eighteen now, right?

Uh-huh. You first.

EDIT: Wait, you're eighteen now, right?
no, you first


yeah

i wanna see!
Seconded.