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Nice to see the FBI and NSA taking time out to filter selective words,phrases, and views on this forum.

Could you clarify your statement? A little vague. Something against censorship?

Nice to see the FBI and NSA taking time out to filter selective words,phrases, and views on this forum.
There is no censoring on this board! If the FBI was somehow controlling what people post on NS, I'd never be allowed to say this: George Bush is a . . .
We are sorry for this interrruption, but Mr Fiddlebottoms has just done something very foolish. He probably didn't think it was that foolish at the time, but we are correcting his estimation via several "retraining" techniques that certainly don't involve secret european facilities.
The rest of this post has been removed to a secret facility as well, in its place enjoy this picture of a kitten:
http://www.drewweing.com/kittenstool.jpg
Wasn't that cute? We thought so as well.

My posts are constantly being censored by US govt agents.

[/theme to Men in Black]

Nice to see the FBI and NSA taking time out to filter selective words,phrases, and views on this forum.
Let's see... This forum is located on a server in the United Kingdom, and so outside the legal jurisdiction of the FBI and NSA. Therefore your assertion that those two bodies are censoring it is completely whacked.

Obviously, it's being censored by MI6. :p

Let's see... This forum is located on a server in the United Kingdom, and so outside the legal jurisdiction of the FBI and NSA. Therefore your assertion that those two bodies are censoring it is completely whacked.

Obviously, it's being censored by MI6. :p

Unless the FBI/NSA are filtering everything that travels over the transatlantic link?

And wasn't part of Halocon (i think thats the name, the big semi mythical email reading system the americans were supposed to have) based in the UK?

*walks in smoking a cigarette, drops Fiddlebottoms on the floor, and leaves*

Nice to see the FBI and NSA taking time out to filter selective words,phrases, and views on this forum.

They don't filter it or censor it. They do however track it, if and when certain key words and phrases meet their criteria. Without a doubt these forums have attracted their attention more than once.

They don't filter it or censor it. They do however track it, if and when certain key words and phrases meet their criteria. Without a doubt these forums have attracted their attention more than once.


'terrorist' 'bomb' 'whitehouse' 'ShootBushintheheadforbeingatard' 'crazy bomber plot' 'plane' 'building' 'etc'



Just to bring them along here.




*sits and waits for the Smoking Man to turn up*

Good grief and I thought some of the people on the gun forums were paranoid! Loosen that tin foil hat, Cleuseu!
If you don't live in the US, and aren't part of any terrorist network, (loosly defined, some nutjob at Janes' in London once defined the politcal lobby group Gun Owners of America as a "terrorist organization"!), then dinna fash, laddie. Unless you are plotting terroristic acts, then speak your mind.
If you are worrying the NSA, FBI, etc, are censoring your posts, watching you, get out of the house, breathe fresh air, see what sunshine really is, and take a walk to the park.
Then seek professional help, you paraniod nutjob.

I'm just gonna cover my own ass here. ;)

I LIKE THE PATRIOT ACT.

I LIKE GEORGE BUSH.

I LIKE THE F.B.I.

I LIKE THE N.S.A.

I LIKE MICHAEL CHERTOFF.

Why was I not informed?! Now my zodiac sign is out in the open, thanks to another thread.

The governments of various countries will be aware that on certain days it would be better that I don't confront my co-workers, and that I have artistic sensibilities and represent the feet of the Great Man.

Which Great Man? I never really bothered to find out.

'terrorist' 'bomb' 'whitehouse' 'ShootBushintheheadforbeingatard' 'crazy bomber plot' 'plane' 'building' 'etc'



Just to bring them along here.




*sits and waits for the Smoking Man to turn up*

haha! If nothing else that should earn you a tax audit. Opps...that was a Clinton tatic.

*walks in smoking a cigarette, drops Fiddlebottoms on the floor, and leaves*
*Lurches to feet*
You fucking bastards! How dare you do this to me! I will tell the whole world that Karl Rove likes p-
*Is it hit on the head and dragged back out of the room*

I'm just gonna cover my own ass here. ;)

I LIKE THE PATRIOT ACT.

I LIKE GEORGE BUSH.

I LIKE THE F.B.I.

I LIKE THE N.S.A.

I LIKE MICHAEL CHERTOFF.

You forgot apple pie! Are you a Commie? ^_~ Just kidding, just kidding!
*both parties mysteriously 'vanish' to an undisclosed location upon this posting*

Why was I not informed?! Now my zodiac sign is out in the open, thanks to another thread.

The governments of various countries will be aware that on certain days it would be better that I don't confront my co-workers, and that I have artistic sensibilities and represent the feet of the Great Man.

Which Great Man? I never really bothered to find out.

But they already know your star sign from your birth certificate and they are suing this knwoedge to manipulate your entire life.

You know the thought that a vast conspiracy would be even vaguely interested in me is oddly falttering...

*Lurches to feet*
You fucking bastards! How dare you do this to me! I will tell the whole world that Karl Rove likes p-
*Is it hit on the head and dragged back out of the room*

In our next episode!...Will Fiddlebottoms be loaded onto the black helicoptor? Will Fiddlebottoms become the next lucky member of Castro's extended family? Tune in, next bat time, same bat channel!

But they already know your star sign from your birth certificate and they are suing this knwoedge to manipulate your entire life.

You know the thought that a vast conspiracy would be even vaguely interested in me is oddly falttering...

Well, as long as they don't find out about my fear of rats...

(How do you erase this thing?)

*Lurches to feet*
You fucking bastards! How dare you do this to me! I will tell the whole world that Karl Rove likes p-
*Is it hit on the head and dragged back out of the room*
*walks in again with Fiddlebottoms, this time his head is shaved and there is a small incision behind his right ear*

Which Great Man? I never really bothered to find out.
Without a doubt this will be your downfall. :eek:



Your only hope is to uncover the truth, you must learn the secret of foot, only then might you prove a match for the devious kitten loving zodiac monitoring forces of internet forum surveilence.....

hell, if anyone knows what my name is from then they know I'm a prime target and I'm still her....hey...what the?...WHAT ARE YOU DOING! NO! NOT THE....*static*

Let's see... This forum is located on a server in the United Kingdom, and so outside the legal jurisdiction of the FBI and NSA. Therefore your assertion that those two bodies are censoring it is completely whacked.

Obviously, it's being censored by MI6. :p
No No No it is the SOE that is doing it.
Don't ask me why though......

*hums the theme of Deus Ex*

There is no censoring on this board! If the FBI was somehow controlling what people post on NS, I'd never be allowed to say this: George Bush is a . . .
We are sorry for this interrruption, but Mr Fiddlebottoms has just done something very foolish. He probably didn't think it was that foolish at the time, but we are correcting his estimation via several "retraining" techniques that certainly don't involve secret european facilities.
The rest of this post has been removed to a secret facility as well, in its place enjoy this picture of a kitten:
http://www.drewweing.com/kittenstool.jpg
Wasn't that cute? We thought so as well.

OMG! It's true! His account has mysteriously dropped to "n/a" posts :eek:

I'm with the FBI all the way :p Especially Dana Scully :fluffle: