Stalinism or Trotskyism?
Neo Kervoskia
19-12-2005, 01:34
Which one are you closer to? You must explaiN WHY you are one of these two as they are the only branches of communism. Myrth. I know which one Kanabia is. ;)
The South Islands
19-12-2005, 01:36
I like Stalinism, because it sounds sexier!
BTW, How's the production comming?
Piss or shit, take your pick for dinner? No thanks.
Neo Kervoskia
19-12-2005, 01:39
I like Stalinism, because it sounds sexier!
BTW, How's the production comming?
Slowly. I've been gone since yesterday.:(
The South Islands
19-12-2005, 01:39
Piss or shit, take your pick for dinner? No thanks.
Shit is more filling.
The South Islands
19-12-2005, 01:40
Slowly. I've been gone since yesterday.:(
Too bad. Well, Shakespeare wrote his plays over years. Let's just pray it doesn't take that long.
Shit is more filling.
Yeah, but you can't get sick from fresh urine.
The Tribes Of Longton
19-12-2005, 01:41
Trotskyism, if only because I have a terrible allergy to the cement used in the Road of Bones.
Neo Kervoskia
19-12-2005, 01:41
Yeah, but you can't get sick from fresh urine.But it does go bad.
The South Islands
19-12-2005, 01:42
Yeah, but you can't get sick from fresh urine.
So? Give me a stomache full of shit anyday, with a refreshing glass of cat urine!
But it does go bad.
Yeah, but you can pour it down the drain if it does. Shit just...sits... there and ripens until the smell permeates all textiles and organic matter within a 20' radius.
The Tribes Of Longton
19-12-2005, 01:44
Yeah, but you can't get sick from fresh urine.
Unless it's someone elses and they are diseasifiered.
Yeah, but you can pour it down the drain if it does. Shit just...sits... there and ripens until the smell permeates all textiles and organic matter within a 20' radius.
You can put it in a paper bag, set it outside somebody's house, light the bag on fire and ring the doorbell.
Fuhrers and Duces
19-12-2005, 01:48
Stalinism is: let's keep ourselves in power and say we are protecting "the people".
Trotskyism is: I'll shut up badmouthing stalinism, capitalism, fascism, and generally criticising all systems I don't like, while building my own when you kill me.
Guess.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
19-12-2005, 01:49
DHomme is a Trotskyist; I am not DHomme.
Ergo, I must be a Stalinist.
Or something to that effect.
The South Islands
19-12-2005, 01:50
http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html
DHomme is a Trotskyist; I am not DHomme.
Ergo, I must be a Stalinist.
Or something to that effect.
That is the most bulletproof logic I have ever heard in my entire life. :eek:
Neo Kervoskia
19-12-2005, 01:52
That is the most bulletproof logic I have ever heard in my entire life. :eek:
Can you believe that shit?
Can you believe that shit?
God..we are screwed!
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
19-12-2005, 01:57
http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html
That is the most wonderful thing that I have ever seen in my entire last 28.9 minutes.
That is the most bulletproof logic I have ever heard in my entire life.
And verily, a man will come among you with logic of steel and a mind of wires. His rationale shall be beyond question, and his logic greater than would seem possible from a mere human, and you shall follow him for all of your days.
And verily, a man will come among you with logic of steel and a mind of wires. His rationale shall be beyond question, and his logic greater than would seem possible from a mere human, and you shall follow him for all of your days.
My life for you, master...*tear falls*
The South Islands
19-12-2005, 02:00
That is the most wonderful thing that I have ever seen in my entire last 28.9 minutes.
I am happy to provide you a moment of solstice in this sea of turbulent times.
Disraeliland 3
19-12-2005, 02:02
I am not a Trotskyiest.
I am not a Stalinist.
Therefore the question must be asked:
Which way to the bar?
The Tribes Of Longton
19-12-2005, 02:02
And verily, a man will come among you with logic of steel and a mind of wires. His rationale shall be beyond question, and his logic greater than would seem possible from a mere human, and you shall follow him for all of your days.
Hey, you missed a bit...
"...for all of your days. And that man shalt be called: The South Islands."
Meh. The whole thing must be fake.
The South Islands
19-12-2005, 02:04
I am not a Trotskyiest.
I am not a Stalinist.
Therefore the question must be asked:
Which way to the bar?
This way. (http://s13.invisionfree.com/Athar/index.php)
The Tribes Of Longton
19-12-2005, 02:05
This way. (http://s13.invisionfree.com/Athar/index.php)
*cough BLATANT PLUG JOIN US JOIN USSSSS cough*
The South Islands
19-12-2005, 02:05
Hey, you missed a bit...
"...for all of your days. And that man shalt be called: The South Islands."
Meh. The whole thing must be fake.
Yes, Yes, I am the man you speak of. Follow me, my children of the Earth, to Enlightenment!
The South Islands
19-12-2005, 02:06
*cough BLATANT PLUG JOIN US JOIN USSSSS cough*
Shush you!
http://www.andybaird.com/travels/escapade/photos/flyswatter.jpg
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
19-12-2005, 02:08
Hey, you missed a bit...
"...for all of your days. And that man shalt be called: The South Islands."
That was added on later by editors who believed in the TSI heresy. True believers know that TSI is neither Prophet nor Follower, but merely a Sentient Hamster with a loud mouth.
Shush you!
http://www.andybaird.com/travels/escapade/photos/flyswatter.jpg
Van Wert, Ohio? Who the hell chooses the flyswatter from Van Wert?
-Magdha-
19-12-2005, 02:11
Piss or shit, take your pick for dinner? No thanks.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
The South Islands
19-12-2005, 02:11
That was added on later by editors who believed in the TSI heresy. True believers know that TSI is neither Prophet nor Follower, but merely a Sentient Hamster with a loud mouth.
http://naturalhealthline.com/newsletter/1july01/rmn0672.jpg
I am not a Hamster!
The South Islands
19-12-2005, 02:12
Van Wert, Ohio? Who the hell chooses the flyswatter from Van Wert?
Google does.
-Magdha-
19-12-2005, 02:15
I am not a Trotskyiest.
I am not a Stalinist.
Therefore the question must be asked:
Which way to the bar?
Rofl
You can put it in a paper bag, set it outside somebody's house, light the bag on fire and ring the doorbell.
you forgot the run away part
Franberry
19-12-2005, 02:19
http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html
genius
Neither, I'm an anarcho-communist, so I don't fall into either category.
Keruvalia
19-12-2005, 02:34
http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html
Now *that* is a keeper.
Fuhrers and Duces
19-12-2005, 02:40
Neither, I'm an anarcho-communist, so I don't fall into either category.
You got to review your Trotsky. Or, if you have a better source on AC, let me know.
Neo Mishakal
19-12-2005, 02:53
Stalinism= Because I say it's cool...
Neo Kervoskia
19-12-2005, 03:30
Stalinism= Because I say it's cool...
DHomme is going to kick your ass. :p
Super-power
19-12-2005, 03:32
What's the 'Tsarya' option supposed to mean?
Neo Kervoskia
19-12-2005, 03:36
What's the 'Tsarya' option supposed to mean?
"God Save the Tsar!"
Super-power
19-12-2005, 03:39
"God Save the Tsar!"
So I have either Stalin, Trotsky, or the useless P.O.S. Tsar - can I write in Aleksander Karensky (sp?) the short-lived leader of the provisional Russian government?
Neo Kervoskia
19-12-2005, 03:42
So I have either Stalin, Trotsky, or the useless P.O.S. Tsar - can I write in Aleksander Karensky (sp?) the short-lived leader of the provisional Russian government?
Sure, but that means no Myrth option for you.
DHomme is going to kick your ass. :p
That's an understatement.
God save the Tsar! Even if he's going to be named Putin!
Zahumlje
19-12-2005, 04:07
An old commie of my acquaintance once said, 'If you ever are a Communist, the Trotskyites are the very smartest!' and by the way there are more varieties of Communism than Stalinist or Trotskyite.
Zahumlje
19-12-2005, 04:09
God save the Tsar! Even if he's going to be named Putin!
Putin is an old Commie and he's not going to change, he just acts like he isn't, but trust me he's an old KGB Stalinist Commie. You want from Tsars? Get some Rurikovich or some Rominoff don't have the peasants and the middle class running things.
How the hell did I miss this thread?
Liskeinland
20-12-2005, 00:23
What about Leninism? IE, cynical pragmatism?
Stalinism. Better moustache.
Stalin accomplished more, so I'll vote for him :)
Europaland
20-12-2005, 00:29
I hate Stalinism and am much closer to Trotskyism although I wouldn't refer to myself as a Trotskyist since the ideology often involves a degree of dogmatism and support for authoritarian solutions.