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Which would you rather lose, an arm or a leg?

I'll give up a leg over an arm anyday.

Yeah, leg. Mostly for the sake of reading books and playing nintendo. IF it came down to two legs or one arm though, then I'd have to ditch the left arm.

This is one or the other.

No 2 for 1 specials here.

Leg (or legs) my arms are my third most valued possession.
Don't get me wrong, legs are cool and shit, but they just don't rank that high on my list.

Another question, Lose all your limbs, or lose your genetailia?

Leg, they just have no justification in today's world of wheels!

Another question, Lose all your limbs, or lose your genetailia?

I honestly have to wonder how that works exactly for women. Like... carve it out? Sew it up? What?

Another question, Lose all your limbs, or lose your genetailia?


you sick, sick bastard. i choose limbs ... although masturbation would be difficult without arms..... bu non existent without genitalia. i choose limbs, as long as i get a hot female carer, then she could feed me, wash me and do everything for me ;) :fluffle:

you sick, sick bastard. i choose limbs ... although masturbation would be difficult without arms..... bu non existent without genitalia. i choose limbs, as long as i get a hot female carer, then she could feed me, wash me and do everything for me ;) :fluffle:
I'm kind of known for being a "sick, sick bastard" around these forums.

Another question, Lose all your limbs, or lose your genetailia?
Genitalia: Arms trump penis.
I can't become "a man with nothing to lose, out on the dark city streets, looking for revenge" using only my penis.

Genitalia: Arms trump penis.
I can't become "a man with nothing to lose, out on the dark city streets, looking for revenge" using only my penis.

Unless you had a...

SUPER DUPER RADIOACTIVE PENIS

I'd opt for a leg being amputated anyday. One less thing to get in the way of sex.

Unless you had a...

SUPER DUPER RADIOACTIVE PENIS
But how would I move about? Maybe it could flop about like a lung fish and drag me along after it.
If only I had George W. Bush's detachable airship/penis, that would allow me to have both movement and revenge gaining capabilities.

I'd opt for a leg being amputated anyday. One less thing to get in the way of sex.
You could just slow down the next time I'm chasing you threough a dark alleyway. You don't have to have a leg off.

I'm kind of known for being a "sick, sick bastard" around these forums.


i realise, i do read the other forums.

I honestly have to wonder how that works exactly for women. Like... carve it out? Sew it up? What?

are you a twisted, psychopathic freak? or just curious?

i realise, i do read the other forums.

I am glad I am not unknown in the lower classes of poster.

You could just slow down the next time I'm chasing you threough a dark alleyway. You don't have to have a leg off.

Ahh yes, but if I had a prosthetic leg I could beat you sensless with it. I'm good at hopping.

Ahh yes, but if I had a prosthetic leg I could beat you sensless with it. I'm good at hopping.

Don't you worry, I'll protect you...


While having mad sex.

I am glad I am not unknown in the lower classes of poster.

how dare you insult me in such a way, i read the forums, i just don't post much therefore it would be much appreciated if you called me the lower-middle classes instead of likening me to a commoner.

Don't you worry, I'll protect you...


While having mad sex.

I'm fairly certain it's you I would need to be protected from, but I appreciate the offer.

are you a twisted, psychopathic freak? or just curious?

Just curious

Another question, Lose all your limbs, or lose your genetailia?
LIMBS:p

I'm fairly certain it's you I would need to be protected from, but I appreciate the offer.

Have I ever caused you harm, woman?

Don't you worry, I'll protect you...


While having mad sex.
If you're capable of that sort of contortionist act I think I'll find less dangerous victims.

i wasn't asking you, i was aking the poster, however that would be a good idea for a poll.

If you're capable of that sort of contortionist act I think I'll find less dangerous victims.

Indeed I am. My penis is a regular Houdini.

I am glad I am not unknown in the lower classes of poster.
so true:rolleyes:

Have I ever caused you harm, woman?

No, man. Would you like to?

No, man. Would you like to?
As in sexual harm or hurting harm?

so true:rolleyes:

i repeat: lower-middle class.

are you a twisted, psychopathic freak? or just curious?

The latter. I would honestly rather that neither be done to my genitals, since it would probably be rather painful.

As in sexual harm or hurting harm?


Sexual of course. Otherwise I'm a big cry baby. No, not really. I'd just hurt you back.

i repeat: lower-middle class.
Lower middle class posters are ones with at least 1000 posts. It should have been in the handbook.

Sexual of course. Otherwise I'm a big cry baby. No, not really. I'd just hurt you back.

What do you have in mind? An Eggbeater?

what handbook? whats going on? stop looking at me like that.
i hate you all. :sniper: :mp5: :gundge:

Indeed I am. My penis is a regular Houdini.
Once again you leave me both vaguely aroused and slightly disturbed.

What do you have in mind? An Eggbeater?

Well, that's a bit extreme...

Well, that's a bit extreme...

A spoon, then?

Once again you leave me both vaguely aroused and slightly disturbed.

isn't that pretty much everyones constant state of mind on theses forums?

Once again you leave me both vaguely aroused and slightly disturbed.

That is my mission in life. To leave people whom I have graced vaguely aroused and slightly disturbed.

leg methinks. If I had to choose why it would need to be amputated, it is cuz i stepped on a radioactive land mine that gave me super mercenary powers
:D
:D
:D

A spoon, then?

Are you kidding me? Spoons are lethal!

my 16 year old sister likes X-men its quite worrying.

Are you kidding me? Spoons are lethal!


no... the dreaded power of the mighty spoon. argghhhhh.:D

Are you kidding me? Spoons are lethal!

Only when used in the right/wrong way.

Ok, how bout a lamp?

I'm surprised so many people want to lose a leg. Unless you had a prosthetic replacement (which may not necessarily be top-of-the-line, depending on money/health care/etc), you'd probably end up in a wheelchair for the rest of your life or such. Losing an arm, on the other hand, doesnt necesarily mean lack of movement abilities. Of course, the main question is whether you're losing the dominant arm or not...

Only when used in the right/wrong way.

Ok, how bout a lamp?

Only if it's plugged in. A lava lamp might work...

Only if it's plugged in. A lava lamp might work...

Sharpened?

i repeat: lower-middle class.
sry sry I'm definatly lower class tho

Sharpened?

of course.
whats the point of an unsharpened lava lamp?
*backs away slowly*

sry sry I'm definatly lower class tho

fine, then i guess im lower class. but i still hate you all.
:sniper: :mp5: :gundge:

Sharpened?

Um...


*backs away with Dominicai*

Um...


*backs away with Dominicai*

Have you never been pleasured by an sharpened Lava Lamp?

Um...


*backs away with Dominicai*

*scene cuts*

*new scene: south islands is standing in the middle of a street, hundreds of people are slowly backing away*

Have you never been pleasured by an sharpened Lava Lamp?

not as such

*scene cuts*

*new scene: south islands is standing in the middle of a street, hundreds of people are slowly backing away*

It's TSI, thank you very much!

not as such

Pity. It is something quite sensual.

fine, then i guess im lower class. but i still hate you all.
:sniper: :mp5: :gundge:
man sniper'd mp5'd and . . .Gunge'd???? thats never happend before

man sniper'd mp5'd and . . .Gunge'd???? thats never happend before

It's something you often see from the Lower classes of poster.

It's something you often see from the Lower classes of poster.
rofl

Have you never been pleasured by an sharpened Lava Lamp?

No and I'm positive there's a reason for that. See, the point of having sex is not to damage your partner beyond repair so that the option to have sex again is available. Unless you're a necrosadist in which case I guess it wouldn't matter much.

I honestly have to wonder how that works exactly for women. Like... carve it out? Sew it up? What?


you know that "quick-crete" stuff they use to fill holes in sidewalks.... nevermind.

No and I'm positive there's a reason for that. See, the point of having sex is not to damage your partner beyond repair so that the option to have sex again is available. Unless you're a necrophiliac in which case I guess it wouldn't matter much.
Whaaa? i always thought that u were supposed to dammage ur partner irepairably . . .*police sirens* uh oh

you know that "quick-crete" stuff they use to fill holes in sidewalks.... nevermind.

Pfft! :D

Leg, and get a prosthetic in its place

No and I'm positive there's a reason for that. See, the point of having sex is not to damage your partner beyond repair so that the option to have sex again is available. Unless you're a necrophiliac in which case I guess it wouldn't matter much.

If used correctly, the sharpened Lava Lamp causes little damage.

No and I'm positive there's a reason for that. See, the point of having sex is not to damage your partner beyond repair so that the option to have sex again is available. Unless you're a necrophiliac in which case I guess it wouldn't matter much.
A Necrophile doesn't act with the goal of damaging anything. A number of them also had "extended relationships" with their "partners." A necrosadist is the sort that acts with violence and the goal of destruction. They're the sort who dig up corpses and jack off on the remains.

Leg, and get a prosthetic in its place
How about losing an arm, then reforming it out of junk created by the ion cannon that just destroyed your arm.

Oh wait, I forgot about the side-effects: Hypermitosis, massive weight gain and slight irritation. Silly me.

A Necrophile doesn't act with the goal of damaging anything. A number of them also had "extended relationships" with their "partners." A necrosadist is the sort that acts with violence and the goal of destruction. They're the sort who dig up corpses and jack off on the remains.

Fixed. And you concern me.

Fixed. And you concern me.
At least you didn't say Corpse-fucker.

At least you didn't say Corpse-fucker.
Corpse-Fucker.

Corpse-Fucker.
lol some of my best friends are Corpse-Fuckers . . .or would be . . .if I had any friends . . . .well anyway

lol some of my best friends are Corpse-Fuckers . . .or would be . . .if I had any friends . . . .well anyway


Hmm...you have been moved from "People to haunt when dead" to "People to kill before I die" . Congradulations on the promotion.

Hmm...you have been moved from "People to haunt when dead" to "People to kill before I die" . Congradulations on the promotion.
SWEEEET

Hmm...you have been moved from "People to haunt when dead" to "People to kill before I die" . Congradulations on the promotion.

Just out of curiousity, which list am I on?

Just out of curiosity, which list am I on?

Ahh..that is for me to know and you to seduce out of me.

*dancin because he got promoted at something*
wait *stops*
what exactly do you mean by "before I die" . . .uh oh
*cutscene*
*new scene: Da Woad running like crazy*

*dancin because he got promoted at something*
wait *stops*
what exactly do you mean by "before I die" . . .uh oh
*cutscene*
*new scene: Da Woad running like crazy*

I'm TSI. You can run, but you can never hide.

I'm like Chuck Norris in that regard.

I'd lose a leg because it has more meat and I might get hungry.

I'm TSI. You can run, but you can never hide.

I'm like Chuck Norris in that regard.
lol . . uhoh I chose the leg . . .better make a correction
*Corrected new scene: Da Woad hopping like crazy!*

Corpse-Fucker.
You bastard.
*shakes fist*

Another question, Lose all your limbs, or lose your genetailia?
I'd lose the penis. At least there would still be anal sex. Unless you count the prostate too, then it becomes a darn difficult choice...

This thread has the Goofball Seal of Approval! :D

I'd rather lose an arm. True enough I have a spare leg, but using it for more than a few steps rather stings. With one arm, I can still stealth-tackle them while they are delivering my mail or trying to 'save my soul' or any other combination of violence and total strangers that relies heavily on the rapid contact of a flying body. :)

All my limbs or my genitalia? Limbs. Why? Becuse then I might become the Bionic Goofball. If I lose my genitals...well, let's just say that has already been predicted by people on this forum. :(

I have messed up my leg pretty bad before and couldn't walk on it for a month so, I guess being in a wheel chair all that time I kinda figured out what it would be like to not have use of a leg. (although it would be different not to have one at all) I have had a broken arm before too, and couldn't use it for about 4 weeks. So given my experience (which I suppose doesn't mean too much)

I would go leg. Other than the fact that it's a pain in the butt to try to get around in a wheel chair, I don't see much of a downside when comparing it to losing my arm.

I need my arms (both of them) to do lots of good stuff (like hug my kids)

It's something you often see from the Lower classes of poster

you may have a couple of thousand more posts than me but i still win the moral victory because of reasons like.............stuff.................and things.

*runs away to cry*

Leg. Being one-armed would limit my current life style a lot more than being one-legged.

Leg. I use both my arms a lot.

There's more options for the lack of a leg. Prosthetics, crutches, wheelchairs...

As for the other question, I'll keep my limbs.

I'm actually an orthotic and prosthetic technition so I actually make arms and legs. Personally I would loose both legs before I would give up my arm. I know that to loose a leg you can actually live a very normal life. With an arm everyone knows you're different and small menial tasks become damn near impossible. Plus I beleive legs cost less than arms. and are easier to maintain and are easier to make.
I actually would be to broken up by loosing a leg. I would be upset at first because I have nice legs but it wouldn't be the end of the world...at least my legs would be the same length...lol

this really suprised me.

i would go for losing the arm over the leg anytime.
apart from having one arm rendered, well, let's say less useful due to lack of a hand, i'd generally say that losing an arm leaves you less impaired than losing a leg.

as in: legs, i use mainly for walking/running/etc. loss of one of them would make it completely impossible to do that at all.

with arms, there are few actions, compared to that, that require you to use both arms in order to do them. hugging you can do with one arm, riding a bike is just fine with one arm, you may be able to carry less but carrying you can still do that, with avery small adjustment that costs you about 70$ you can drive a regular car, etc