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me, i got 80% dirty mindedness

my g/f got 90% (woohoo!! :p ;) )



your turn (and i bet eut gets a high score on this ;))

my g/f got 90% (woohoo!! :p ;) )
Not that you really needed the test to tell you that... ;)
I mean, uh.... *runs away* *to go sort out that central heating problem...*

eek!

Filthy
You scored 96% Dirtiness!

:eek: little innocent old moi?!

only a 54% here... :cool:

Pretty Messy
You scored 67% Dirtiness!

I expected more :(

99 for me gigity gigity gig oh right:cool:

You scored 50% Dirtiness!
According to your score, you are on the threshold of possessing a truly dirty mind. You might enjoy a dirty joke or two once in a while, but you haven't allowed your thoughts to become that smutty. You may enjoy thinking dirty once in a while, but chances are it's not your top priority on your list of things to think about. You take it easy and probably don't offend people, and probably aren't easily offended, either. You possess a good balance of pure and impure thoughts.


*at balance with oneself* *floating*

53%.

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me, i got 80% dirty mindedness

my g/f got 90% (woohoo!! :p ;) )

your turn (and i bet eut gets a high score on this ;))
Pretty Messy

You scored 78% Dirtiness!

"Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind."

I scored less than either you OR your g/friend! :p

Perhaps I don't think sex is "dirty," eh? :D

You scored 82% Dirtiness!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 69% on Dirtiness :D

eek!

Filthy
You scored 96% Dirtiness!

:eek: little innocent old moi?!
Mmmmmmmm! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

You scored 82% Dirtiness!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 69% on Dirtiness :D
"My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 50% on Dirtiness"

:p :p :p :p

Mmmmmmmm! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
how the hell did i score higher than you?! i'm ashamed of myself!


(:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: )

Pretty Messy

You scored 78% Dirtiness!

"Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind."

I scored less than either you OR your g/friend! :p

Perhaps I don't think sex is "dirty," eh? :D
76? You fucking cheated. You should've gotten 110%.

Pretty Messy
You scored 79% Dirtiness!
Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.

No surprise therem really. Heh.

83% Wooooooooooo! Some of those questions are a bit girl-centric though. I'd have socred higher on a less biased test. ;) :p :D ;)

Didn't take the test yet. I predict a mid 90%.

91%.

*humps next posters leg*

woah.. I can't believe it!
This test doen't work man... I KNOW THIS IS WRONG!


IT SHOULD BE MUCH HIGHER!!!


You scored higher than 32% on Dirtiness

*Weeps*

I feel soo... Clean and Wholesome!


Waaaaaaaaa

how the hell did i score higher than you?! i'm ashamed of myself. (:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: )
Don't be. I'm not! :D

[ sings "I Need A Dirty Girl!" ] ROFL! :D

woah.. I can't believe it!
This test doen't work man... I KNOW THIS IS WRONG! IT SHOULD BE MUCH HIGHER!!!

*Weeps*

I feel soo... Clean and Wholesome!

Waaaaaaaaa
[ Offers to teach JuNii "the ropes!" ] :D

I was hesitating whether I wanted to read this thread or not, but I did, and finally decided to take the test..
Pretty Messy
You scored 68% Dirtiness!
Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
(Female-over 25)
You scored higher than 30% on Dirtiness

im fellin 100 % woooooooooo

I only got 72% - I'm disappointed!

Anyone fancy a shag?

At the moment, I'm quite not-horny because I got me some earlier during the day, but the test says: Pretty Messy - You scored 61% Dirtiness!

hehe! i scored 88% Lol...anyone interested? :fluffle: ;)

Pretty Messy :)

You scored 62% Dirtiness!

Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.

[ Offers to teach JuNii "the ropes!" ] :D
err... no offense Eut, but I would rather Tinks Teach me. ;)

Bet there's alot I could learn.
I'll even do my 'Homework'
Infact, I'll gladly throw myself into the lessions.

I only got 72% - I'm disappointed!

Anyone fancy a shag?
i do, i think that may be why my mind is so dirty at the moment

Filthy
You scored 100% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.

err... no offense Eut, but I would rather Tinks Teach me. ;)

Bet there's alot I could learn.
I'll even do my 'Homework'
Infact, I'll gladly throw myself into the lessions.
Tink can't teach you ... she needs instruction herself! :D

err... no offense Eut, but I would rather Tinks Teach me. ;)

Bet there's alot I could learn.
I'll even do my 'Homework'
Infact, I'll gladly throw myself into the lessions.
lol, i'm sure i could teach you plenty sweetie:fluffle:

only 58%. I'm disappointed with myself. I thought I'd get higher.

Tink can't teach you ... she needs instruction herself! :D
lol, is that right? and how exactly would you know that darlin?

lol, is that right? and how exactly would you know that darlin?
Heh! Heh! Heh! :D

i only got 70%

that suprised me. i thought i would get at LEAST 90%

:confused:

Filthy
You scored 81% Dirtiness!

maybe I have to choose the female Policeman better ???

Haven't taken it yet, but I'm horny as hell right now, so at least 90%

Pretty Messy
You scored 65% Dirtiness!

Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.

i am scared.

so i get to be exactly like eut?!

someone, please save me.

w00t!!! i got 98% :D

Filthy
You scored 100% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.

Damn! I knew I was dirty...but that dirty!?! Lol...anyone want a fling with barely legal dirty girl? :fluffle:

that was funny i got a 85% filthy mind but some of those ques. are funny as hell

Only 76%. I should strive to be dirtier

Thirty-four.
Yes, 34%

Slightly Tainted
You scored 34% Dirtiness!

Background:
I'm a heterosexual male in my early 20's, from one of the nordic countries..

*hangs heads in shame*

::stunned at the previous posters results::

Isn't Scandinavia known for its free sex kind of lifestyle?

79%.

Not surprised, really... :P

Background:
I'm a heterosexual male in my early 20's, from one of the nordic countries..

Tis ok! Sounds like I could have fun with you! ;)

Filthy
You scored 81% Dirtiness!

maybe I have to choose the female Policeman better ???

I chose her as well.. but then my mind is obviously not half as dirty as yours ;)

Only 76%. I should strive to be dirtier

:eek: i'm disappointed in you ifreann:(

::stunned at the previous posters results::

Isn't Scandinavia known for its free sex kind of lifestyle?

Sterotypes!

But, yeah.

Makes me wonder what the fuck is wrong with the rest of you.. :p

I got 38% dirtiness: Slightly Tainted. Which is higher than 7% of other 18-year old males.

The Pure of Mind
You scored 4% Dirtiness!

There is only one bondage that I can think of, and it involves S&M.

Damn Catholic school anyhow.

Filthy
You scored 97% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 95% on Dirtiness

Not that you really needed the test to tell you that... ;)
I mean, uh.... *runs away* *to go sort out that central heating problem...*
no with you i have to say its pretty obvious (to me at least :D)


You scored higher than 69% on Dirtiness :D
woohoo! :p

eek!

Filthy
You scored 96% Dirtiness!

:eek: little innocent old moi?!
mwuhahaha i figured you might as well! :p


edit:
Makes me wonder what the fuck is wrong with the rest of you.. :p
lmao!! :p

Anyone fancy a shag?
i do...

:eek: sweet! :D
i'm suprised nobody else picked up on this :confused:


...I got me some earlier during the day...
TMI dude!
*has mental images*

*disturbs self* ;)


apologies for the big (and double) posts but i been eating foooooood... nummy :)


i think we should have a competition... spot the innuendos contest! all we need is a paragraph of text *ponders*
heh kinda like the game kanabia were playing the other day on msn... first one to (randomly) find a sex-related wikipedia article wins! :D

You scored 95% Dirtiness!

Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.

:eek: sweet! :D
i'm suprised nobody else picked up on this :confused:


i think we should have a competition... spot the innuendos contest! all we need is a paragraph of text *ponders*
heh kinda like the game kanabia were playing the other day on msn... first one to (randomly) find a sex-related wikipedia article wins! :D
not so sweet for me:headbang:



the game sounds fun though

:sniper: Horney - Hell with a 99% I've got antlers....:mp5:

The Pure of Mind
You scored 4% Dirtiness!

There is only one bondage that I can think of, and it involves S&M.

Marry me!

:sniper: First I want to taste the fruit.:mp5:

not so sweet for me:headbang:



the game sounds fun though
hmm ok didn't think about it that way... but at least its sweet for all the lucky guys there on campus ;)
unless you're home now? bah!

and the game would be good if i could be bothered to write a sentence purposefully laden with innuendo and double entendre :(

whatever you do, first quit using the sniper smileys.

[welcome to NS. no need to out yourself as a newbie through smileys. we have a thing called post count.]

hmm ok didn't think about it that way... but at least its sweet for all the lucky guys there on campus ;)
unless you're home now? bah!

and the game would be good if i could be bothered to write a sentence purposefully laden with innuendo and double entendre :(
i'm at home and wouldn't just have a 1-night stand anyway, and that's all the lads at uni are interested in (except the weird ones):rolleyes:

26%

Something doesn't seem right about that....

i'm at home and wouldn't just have a 1-night stand anyway, and that's all the lads at uni are interested in (except the weird ones):rolleyes:

don't roll your eyes. weird is best.

38%

On the Verge
You scored 54% Dirtiness!
According to your score, you are on the threshold of possessing a truly dirty mind. You might enjoy a dirty joke or two once in a while, but you haven't allowed your thoughts to become that smutty. You may enjoy thinking dirty once in a while, but chances are it's not your top priority on your list of things to think about. You take it easy and probably don't offend people, and probably aren't easily offended, either. You possess a good balance of pure and impure thoughts.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 23% on Dirtiness





Great, Im not that dirty :fluffle:

don't roll your eyes. weird is best.
yeah i'm weird!
oh wait i see your point, yeah ;) :p


but sounds sucky :(
me, i got lucky :D
(or will do at some point in the near future... lucky to have a relationship thats not some 1 night stand is what i meant... bah you know what i meant!)

Filthy
You scored 98% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.


http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/teufel/devil-smiley-024.gif


P.S. The test got me...um...excited. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sauer/angry-smiley-032.gif

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me, i got 80% dirty mindedness

my g/f got 90% (woohoo!! :p ;) )



your turn (and i bet eut gets a high score on this ;))

i only got a 37 and my girlfriend got a 26. which sucks in general. i would have expected more from myself. my dad would not be proud.

You scored 77% Dirtiness!

You is me.

Finally, a test I can pass.

I got 60%. I'm totally dirtier than that! :p

eek!

Filthy
You scored 96% Dirtiness!

:eek: little innocent old moi?!
Whoah.

I got


Pretty Messy
You scored 70% Dirtiness!

Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.

I got a nice, firm, gorgeous, sexual score of 91%.

It's been too long. Since sex, that is. Nothing else. Honest.

¬_¬

*runs*

Slightly Tainted
You scored 26% Dirtiness!

Your mind is not completely pure, but your score says it's not dirty, either. There are a few lingering dirty thoughts in there, but on the whole, your mind is not very sexed. You might find yourself being periodically offended by certain things, but you don't mind most things that much. Your mind is dirty enough to make it in this filth-soaked world we live in, but you'd probably rather think of other things. On the whole, your mind isn't dirty.

Well, I'm amused. :D Though that just goes to show that lacking a libido does not stop you from being a (slight) pervert.

nobody? Oh well. I suppose I won't divulge. It's embarassing anyway.








78% :(

i am scared.

so i get to be exactly like eut?!

someone, please save me.
:(

nobody? Oh well. I suppose I won't divulge. It's embarassing anyway.

78% :(

how is that embarassing? i was proud of my 100%!

how is that embarassing? i was proud of my 100%!
I am supposed to have pure thoughts. It's something I actually strive to do. ;)

nobody? Oh well. I suppose I won't divulge. It's embarassing anyway.

78% :(
Embarassing at being human? Tsk! ;)

I am supposed to have pure thoughts. It's something I actually strive to do. ;)

Ahhh!!!! ok! but still....tis fun to have dirty thoughts! i try to act like a proper lady, but the thoughts are still there, tis fun to think it, and laugh at those who have no idea why your grinning....lol

aw i only got a 47 . . ..i expected so much more:confused:

I am supposed to have pure thoughts. It's something I actually strive to do. ;)
good for you for trying, but dirty thoughts are fun! ;) :D

good for you for trying, but dirty thoughts are fun! ;) :D
damn straight! ;) :p

You scored higher than 91% on Dirtiness
LOL!! :p

I am supposed to have pure thoughts. It's something I actually strive to do. ;)
I really do not believe you!

I really do not believe you!
You think I am lying or you don't believe that someone would have a goal of thinking only pure thoughts?:confused:

good for you for trying, but dirty thoughts are fun! ;) :D
sometimes.........you remember that thred about my music minister?

anyway tonight he says

"I just love to get my wife aggitated, I like to really annoy her, she gets off on it, it's fun for me to see her get so hot"

I laughed so hard, everyone looked at me like I was crazy, except my husband who looked at me with disapproval because it was in the middle of the church service. :p

damn straight! ;) :p
*sigh* you two are going to make lots of babies one day, aren't you?

sometimes.........you remember that thred about my music minister?

anyway tonight he says

"I just love to get my wife aggitated, I like to really annoy her, she gets off on it, it's fun for me to see her get so hot"

I laughed so hard, everyone looked at me like I was crazy, except my husband who looked at me with disapproval because it was in the middle of the church service.
aaaaaaaaahahahaha

i got a 36%-slightly tainted. I figured as much.
lol--I only scored higher than 2%

*sigh* you two are going to make lots of babies one day, aren't you?

i know, i know... "get a room" ;)
oh, and, *titters* :P

Got 79% here. Bout right.

XD I got...*checks to see* 79% Dirtiness. :p
er...yay?

I'm surprised its only 87% for me. I thought I was dirtier than that.

I'm surprised its only 87% for me. I thought I was dirtier than that.

You need to be especially vigilant to get to 98% like me. :cool:

I have my hand in my pants right now. :)

i know, i know... "get a room" ;)
oh, and, *titters* :P
haha...yes...those nightvision videos are so much more fun to watch than seeing it live. Something about the green tinge gives it that element of excitement and the feeling that a bomb may be dropped on the house.

Actually, you guys keep me quite amused. Not that that is hard to do or anything, but yeah. It's cute really. And your ability to sense the white text is astounding.

You need to be especially vigilant to get to 98% like me. :cool:

I have my hand in my pants right now. :)

I will cherish the mental image for eternity. To think I'm one down from you.

*pulls hand out of bra*

Hornier than a two-peckered billy goat.:D

I have my hand in my pants right now. :)
Gasp!

*pulls hand out of bra*
Double Gasp!


*looks around, slips hand down pants*

I mean...um....Look! Tap dancing penguins!

Gasp!


Double Gasp!


*looks around, slips hand down pants*

I mean...um....Look! Tap dancing penguins!

You can see those too? I thought it was just the egg nog.

You can see those too? I thought it was just the egg nog.
They dance because of the egg nog. They appear because of the LSD.

Gasp!


Double Gasp!


*looks around, slips hand down pants*

I mean...um....Look! Tap dancing penguins!

OOH! Penguins! How.... erotic. *hand moves a bit more vigorously*

OOH! Penguins! How.... erotic. *hand moves a bit more vigorously*
this just popped into my head for some reason...
"Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole damn chicken"

this just popped into my head for some reason...
"Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole damn chicken"

Unfortunately, I can't reach the penguins from where I'm sitting. :p

this just popped into my head for some reason...
"Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole damn chicken"

And extreme is jumping the fence at the petting farm.

Unfortunately, I can't reach the penguins from where I'm sitting. :p
Just use something to lure them...soon enough, they'll waddle on over and then you can do as you please.

And extreme is jumping the fence at the petting farm.Ever try putting a handful of food in a kids pocket at a petting zoo? Animals flock after them.

Could work for those who are into the "beyond extreme"

Filthy
You scored 100% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.

Damn! I knew I was dirty...but that dirty!?! Lol...anyone want a fling with barely legal dirty girl? :fluffle:

Sure, why not. Even though these are my results:

Slightly Tainted
You scored 33% Dirtiness!
Your mind is not completely pure, but your score says it's not dirty, either. There are a few lingering dirty thoughts in there, but on the whole, your mind is not very sexed. You might find yourself being periodically offended by certain things, but you don't mind most things that much. Your mind is dirty enough to make it in this filth-soaked world we live in, but you'd probably rather think of other things. On the whole, your mind isn't dirty.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 5% on Dirtiness ;)

84% here
Which, of course, I find most healthy.

67%.

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me, i got 80% dirty mindedness

my g/f got 90% (woohoo!! :p ;) )



your turn (and i bet eut gets a high score on this ;))
You have a Girlfriend?

You have a Girlfriend?

Duh. Where have you been, sailor?

Hint: See post two

27%. Interesting.

Slightly Tainted
You scored 30% Dirtiness!
Your mind is not completely pure, but your score says it's not dirty, either. There are a few lingering dirty thoughts in there, but on the whole, your mind is not very sexed. You might find yourself being periodically offended by certain things, but you don't mind most things that much. Your mind is dirty enough to make it in this filth-soaked world we live in, but you'd probably rather think of other things. On the whole, your mind isn't dirty.

Hmmm.

Filthy
You scored 97% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.

ah ha ha

i am scared.

so i get to be exactly like eut?!

someone, please save me.
Hang around me and i'll fix your Noggin!

Pretty Messy
You scored 67% Dirtiness!
Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 38% on Dirtiness

I am actually pretty happy with that as i figured i would get lower as my thoughts are slightly deranged but not necassarily about sex just the inuendo.

Duh. Where have you been, sailor?

Hint: See post two
Don't tell me it was a conversation spoken of at around 2 in the morning?:rolleyes:

Duh. Where have you been, sailor?

Hint: See post two
Sorry WTF????
You Talking about Glitz?:eek:

Sorry WTF????
You Talking about Glitz?:eek:
haha...ain't it great when all the horses cross the finish line?;)

Sorry WTF????
You Talking about Glitz?:eek:

Yes. :p

Yes. :p
That still doesnt explain when this happened or why or how.....
haha...ain't it great when all the horses cross the finish line?;)
11 was a race Horse
22 was 1 2
11 1 1 race 22 1 1 2.
:D

11 was a race Horse
22 was 1 2
11 1 1 race 22 1 1 2.
:D
...my head hurts now :(

...my head hurts now :(
11 was a race Horse
22 was one too
11 won one race
22 won one too.

Filthy
You scored 97% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 96% on Dirtiness

I blame the people I hang out with.

11 was a race Horse
22 was one too
11 won one race
22 won one too.
haha...yeah, I followed it, it just took me a little while.

as such, I can now answer my own question. It is nice when they all cross.
I think one of my horses may be a gimp tho.

haha...yeah, I followed it, it just took me a little while.

as such, I can now answer my own question. It is nice when they all cross.
I think one of my horses may be a gimp tho.
Oh Kanabia isn't that bad.

When did this happen?

Oh Kanabia isn't that bad.

When did this happen?
To the glue factory!

um...couldn't give you a date...so I think this is best left for PM or Glitz

To the glue factory!

um...couldn't give you a date...so I think this is best left for PM or Glitz
Well at least you ain't puting him out to Stud.;)
*I don't need the competition*LOL*Shift eyes*

I got a boring 61%... Thought I would be 90% at least. :D

Well at least you ain't puting him out to Stud.;)
*I don't need the competition*LOL*Shift eyes*
*sigh* lol

My score:
Filthy
You scored 93% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.


Eh..Not surprised. Was expecting it a bit more actually, but it's quite cold today, so maybe that's why I'm not feeling so grubby-minded.


me, i got 80% dirty mindedness

my g/f got 90% (woohoo!! :p ;) )
Might I say, your 'woohoo!! :P ;) ) at the end of the above line should add at least another 10% to your score.
At least.

*sigh* lol
Just so you know i am this Horny.
http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/sdwap/CurlyHorns-m.jpg

Just so you know i am this Horny.
http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/sdwap/CurlyHorns-m.jpg

That's... er... a mighty fine beast there. Ribbed even.

82% it's around what i would have thought it would be however I have friends who are SURE it should have been higher

That's... er... a mighty fine beast there. Ribbed even.
For Her pleasure.;)

I got 17% dirty, but then, I'm a mennonite, so it's actually a bit high.

For Her pleasure.;)

And there's two horns! Count 'em, TWO!!

53%

Why do I think that this test isn't very scientific!?!

94%. What can I say? This test knows it's shit!

Yarr This Pirate be Casting Off!
Filthy
You scored 89% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 83% on Dirtiness

Sperming the Seven Seas!

And there's two horns! Count 'em, TWO!!
Sorry for the late reply i have been off making a Grilled Cheese Sandwich.:D

It is simple i am a bussy man with a large workload.;)

Sorry for the late reply i have been off making a Grilled Cheese Sandwich.:D

It is simple i am a bussy man with a large workload.;)

I make the best grilled cheese sandwiches ever. Well, I make other good stuff as well.

23%
There's just two people on this thread that have lower; I'd have expected bit higher.

I make the best grilled cheese sandwiches ever. Well, I make other good stuff as well.
Such as?;)

Such as?;)


I'd say food doesn't belong in this topic, but food makes me horny so...

I make superior mashed potatoes and mouthwatering quesadillas.

Kielbasa.... sorry my mind wandered.

Might I say, your 'woohoo!! :P ;) ) at the end of the above line should add at least another 10% to your score.
At least.
lol! awesome :cool:
i have an active imagination ;)




um...couldn't give you a date...so I think this is best left for PM or Glitz
dunno, about a month or two ago, at a guess... its all a bit vague :p

Well at least you ain't puting him out to Stud.;)
*I don't need the competition*LOL*Shift eyes*
*cough* you just wait... ;)


Sperming the Seven Seas!
i think we've found LP's new catchphrase! :p
*claps*

Slightly Tainted
You scored 26% Dirtiness!
Your mind is not completely pure, but your score says it's not dirty, either. There are a few lingering dirty thoughts in there, but on the whole, your mind is not very sexed. You might find yourself being periodically offended by certain things, but you don't mind most things that much. Your mind is dirty enough to make it in this filth-soaked world we live in, but you'd probably rather think of other things. On the whole, your mind isn't dirty.

I'd say food doesn't belong in this topic, but food makes me horny so...

I make superior mashed potatoes and mouthwatering quesadillas.

Kielbasa.... sorry my mind wandered.
Quesadillas never heard of them, what are they?

Quesadillas never heard of them, what are they?

Grilled tortillas with cheese. I like to experiment with them and put steak or chicken, monterey jack cheese or cheddar, onions and tomatoes in them. They come out tasty no matter what.

dunno, about a month or two ago, at a guess... its all a bit vague :p


*cough* you just wait... ;)


i think we've found LP's new catchphrase! :p
*claps*
That long you have been going out and i never knew!:eek:

Nope Kanabia has been sent to the Glue Factory.......

I think it is Mr Gigglesworth's.-I believe he is a pirate judging by his speak......

I think it is Mr Gigglesworth's.-I believe he is a pirate judging by his speak......
he's a pirate too? :confused:

ok then... but LP will always be the swarthy swashbuckler for me :fluffle:

he's a pirate too? :confused:

ok then... but LP will always be the swarthy swashbuckler for me :fluffle:
Yeah he is.
look at his post history.

Id say it goes
LP
Mexican Pirate
Lapse
Mr Gigglesworth

in Pirate capabilities.

Yeah he is.
look at his post history.

Id say it goes
LP
Mexican Pirate
Lapse
Mr Gigglesworth

in Pirate capabilities.
Lapse is a pirate too!? what else haven't you told me :(

maybe i just don't hang out in piratey circles... but as long as LP is the capt'n i'm happy :P

Lapse is a pirate too!? what else haven't you told me :(

maybe i just don't hang out in piratey circles... but as long as LP is the capt'n i'm happy :P
Well he can act like one..........

Well he can act like one..........
ah there you go, LP is the real deal pirate of mens pants :p
that's why he's captain of my little ship ;)
[/innuendo]
[/hijack] :D

ah there you go, LP is the real deal pirate of mens pants :p
that's why he's captain of my little ship ;)
[/innuendo]
[hijack] :D
But it is your own thread.:eek:

He is the original for sure for sure.

But it is your own thread.:eek:

oh yeah http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/extras/eusa_shifty.gif
:p

soooo anyway, back on topic, i'm damn horny, heh :D
like all the time.
going for a cooold shower...

oh yeah http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/extras/eusa_shifty.gif
:p

soooo anyway, back on topic, i'm damn horny, heh :D
like all the time.
going for a cooold shower...
As Horny as I?
http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/sdwap/CurlyHorns-m.jpg

As Horny as I?
http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/sdwap/CurlyHorns-m.jpg
indeed :D (http://www.kanuka.co.nz/New%20Graphics/curt-neil-antlers.jpg)

As Horny as I?
http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/sdwap/CurlyHorns-m.jpg

Dammit, man! Not again!

*runs off to masturbate*

Dammit, man! Not again!

*runs off to masturbate*
Why Masturbate i am here aren't i?;)
Oh that is exactly why you should.:D

Why Masturbate i am here aren't i?;)
Oh that is exactly why you should.:D

I know, but you are not truly here and I am not truly there and I am not really masturbating right now. The antelope(?) has cute eyes and sexy horns, but he's not actually my type.

Now this little guy (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=elephant/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=12dsss5gp/EXP=1135075435/*-http%3A//www.balloonhq.com/column/dewey/aug03/elephant3.jpg) on the other hand...

I know, but you are not truly here and I am not truly there and I am not really masturbating right now. The ibex has cute eyes and sexy horns, but he's not actually my type.

Now this little guy (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=elephant/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=12dsss5gp/EXP=1135075435/*-http%3A//www.balloonhq.com/column/dewey/aug03/elephant3.jpg) on the other hand...
I was a bit concerned it was this (http://hometown.aol.de/Tolpan04/Dewey2.jpg) Dewey.....

I was a bit concerned it was this (http://hometown.aol.de/Tolpan04/Dewey2.jpg) Dewey.....

I can understand your concern. I don't mind younger men, but that's too young.

I can understand your concern. I don't mind younger men, but that's too young.
And what about "older" men ???

*sigh* you two are going to make lots of babies one day, aren't you?
Hahahaha :p
bet you thought there'd be white text here!
.... wait a sec... dammit!
haha...yes...those nightvision videos are so much more fun to watch than seeing it live. Something about the green tinge gives it that element of excitement and the feeling that a bomb may be dropped on the house

Actually, you guys keep me quite amused. Not that that is hard to do or anything, but yeah. It's cute really. And your ability to sense the white text is astounding.
I'm caught between amusement and shock and, being 90% horny, horniness. Though that could be totally unrelated.
It comes from much practice. Without white text, where would me and Huw be?!

Might I say, your 'woohoo!! :P ;) ) at the end of the above line should add at least another 10% to your score.
At least.
Interesting.... *ponders* :p
That long you have been going out and i never knew!:eek:
Wow, Huw, I think we really are masters of subtlety! :p

indeed :D (http://www.kanuka.co.nz/New%20Graphics/curt-neil-antlers.jpg)
:eek: :fluffle: I'll need a cold shower of my own now...

Sure, why not. Even though these are my results:

Slightly Tainted
You scored 33% Dirtiness!
Your mind is not completely pure, but your score says it's not dirty, either. There are a few lingering dirty thoughts in there, but on the whole, your mind is not very sexed. You might find yourself being periodically offended by certain things, but you don't mind most things that much. Your mind is dirty enough to make it in this filth-soaked world we live in, but you'd probably rather think of other things. On the whole, your mind isn't dirty.


mmmm! I could have fun with you!

You scored 0% Dirtiness!

You scored 0% Dirtiness!
You obviously don't suck then.

¬_¬

28% *nod*

EDIT: whoops.... 28% dirtier. 63% Dirty.

28% *nod*

EDIT: whoops.... 28% dirtier. 63% Dirty. And there was me thinking that Legless Pirates had suddenly become as frigid as Liskeinland. :(

28% *nod*

EDIT: whoops.... 28% dirtier. 63% Dirty.
I remember the days when you'd polish your mizzenmast for any passing sailor.

She's changed you, man. You've changed.

I remember the days when you'd polish your mizzenmast for any passing sailor.

She's changed you, man. You've changed.
No way. I just associate everything with...well.... anything! Doesn't have to be sex.

And FYI: she scored higher

*slips hand back into pants*

Pretty Messy
(Hell Yes, In more ways than one)
61% Dirty

I just dont understand it...

Filthy
You scored 99% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.

Hmm. Guess i need to get laid or something.

*slips hand back into pants*
*Sigh* I swear. If you aren't in a mud puddle, then you have your hand down your pants. what would your mother say?!

*Sigh* I swear. If you aren't in a mud puddle, then you have your hand down your pants. what would your mother say?!
"Who's that muddy clown with his hands down his pants?"

*Sigh* I swear. If you aren't in a mud puddle, then you have your hand down your pants. what would your mother say?!

'Get your hand out of your pants and take a shower.'

She said it a lot. *nod*

On the Verge
You scored 58% Dirtiness!
According to your score, you are on the threshold of possessing a truly dirty mind. You might enjoy a dirty joke or two once in a while, but you haven't allowed your thoughts to become that smutty. You may enjoy thinking dirty once in a while, but chances are it's not your top priority on your list of things to think about. You take it easy and probably don't offend people, and probably aren't easily offended, either. You possess a good balance of pure and impure thoughts.

'Get your hand out of your pants and take a shower.'

She said it a lot. *nod*
never quite sank in did it?

oddly, sounds pretty similar to what I heard...except I got asked why there were random paint spots everywhere too (I still say it was the gnomes ;))

Little late to the testing but...


Filthy
You scored 93% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.

I guess that building really was in london! maybe it was London's Penis! If so, then The ifel tower = Pencil D&*$ :D
:eek:

I guess that building really was in london! maybe it was London's Penis! If so, then The ifel tower = Pencil D&*$ :D
:eek:
It's not the length. It's the width :D

never quite sank in did it?

oddly, sounds pretty similar to what I heard...except I got asked why there were random paint spots everywhere too (I still say it was the gnomes ;))

Never quite did.

Also, even though I usually washed my own muddy clothes, I delighted in hearing this coming from her on laundry day; "Oh my god! What the hell have you been doing?!?"

It's like a game of Guess The Mystery Stain. :)

Never quite did.

Also, even though I usually washed my own muddy clothes, I delighted in hearing this coming from her on laundry day; "Oh my god! What the hell have you been doing?!?"

It's like a game of Guess The Mystery Stain. :)
you and your wife still play that game, don't ya?

yeah...my favorite were the redish-brown ones (blood) from random places. Like the chest. Means you had a good week.

There was also "guess where that hole came from". I think that may have happened more than "guess the stain"

Slightly Tainted
You scored 26% Dirtiness!

Your mind is not completely pure, but your score says it's not dirty, either. There are a few lingering dirty thoughts in there, but on the whole, your mind is not very sexed. You might find yourself being periodically offended by certain things, but you don't mind most things that much. Your mind is dirty enough to make it in this filth-soaked world we live in, but you'd probably rather think of other things. On the whole, your mind isn't dirty.


Better than usual. I think [NS]Simonist's efforts to drag me out of the asexual closet are working. :p

Huw and Amy, why do you always post in the same exact threads? Public displays of affection always annoy me. <––––|<('<)

On the Verge
You scored 42% Dirtiness!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 4% on Dirtiness

Heh, I may be on the verge, but almost everyone else in my demographic is dirtier than I.

And what about "older" men ???


That's a silly question. ;)

I can understand your concern. I don't mind younger men, but that's too young.
He is meant to be highly intellibgent.-Yes i see the spelling itis like ranbked.

Hurrah, home for the holidays and now officially more preoccupied with good food than with sex. Of course, that will shift back again when I go back to my cluttered apartment with mini ravioli and Kraft Dinner.

Hahahaha :p
Wow, Huw, I think we really are masters of subtlety! :p
-snippage-
Was that Humour?

How long?

Was that Humour?

How long?
yes tis humour cos we're hardly subtle about it, really :p
and http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10123461&postcount=147 in answer to your question :)

yes tis humour cos we're hardly subtle about it, really :p
and http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10123461&postcount=147 in answer to your question :)
I saw that post PM.:p

I thought you might have actually advertised somewhere........

I saw that post PM.:p

I thought you might have actually advertised somewhere........
lol nooooo... we're subtle, see :D ;)

lol nooooo... we're subtle, see :D ;)
Arrgh to hell with you anyways i don't even know her!
*Burns Thread*

2%. that's all.

Oh dear jeebus...I got a 32%....I think i need to go take my bible and beat my head.(no dirtyness intended there) :p

ah there you go, LP is the real deal pirate of mens pants :p
that's why he's captain of my little ship ;)
[/innuendo]
[/hijack]:D

Lay off my pirate, mateys!

Lay off my pirate, mateys!
shiver me timbers! its TCG! :eek:

aye, ma'am! *nods*

I remember the days when you'd polish your mizzenmast for any passing sailor.

She's changed you, man. You've changed.

*pat on the cheek*

Of course, my sweetling. No man is EVER the same... *naughty laugh*

*takes out the secret chocolate sauce*

76? You fucking cheated. You should've gotten 110%.
Hehehe! Like I said, perhaps I don't think of sex as "dirty." To me, it's just good, clean fun! Yayyy! :D

*pat on the cheek*

Of course, my sweetling. No man is EVER the same... *naughty laugh*

*takes out the secret chocolate sauce*
CG!!! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*in her most sultry voice* Hello boys.. miss me?

*bats eyes*

*licks her chocolate lollipop*

The Pure of Mind
You scored 20% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is not very dirty. You spend little, if any, time thinking about sexual things, and you don't make associations between sex and things that have nothing to do with sex. You probably get very easily offended at sexual innuendo. You'd make a lovely treat for someone who likes to corrupt the innocent. If you like your purity, stay away from movies rated higher than PG and don't associate with people who make jokes you don't understand.


Sorry, but a banana is just a banana.

*in her most sultry voice* Hello boys.. miss me?

*bats eyes*

*licks her chocolate lollipop*
Oh my.... not where everyone can see it, lover :eek:

That's a silly question. ;)
Heh! Heh! Heh! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*in her most sultry voice* Hello boys.. miss me?

*bats eyes*

*licks her chocolate lollipop*
Well, DUH! [ licks the Chocolate Goddess! ] :D

Well, DUH! [ licks the Chocolate Goddess! ] :D
Hands off, old man!

*smacks Eut*

I mean..... uhm...

Tongues off, old man!

*smacks again*

Hands off, old man!

*smacks Eut*

I mean..... uhm...

Tongues off, old man!

*smacks again*
STFU, young phoole! Move asside and let me show you how a real man operates! Mwahahahaha! :D

STFU, young phoole! Move asside and let me show you how a real man operates! Mwahahahaha! :D
I've played doctor quite enough to know how to operate, thankyouverymuch :p

I've played doctor quite enough to know how to operate, thankyouverymuch :p
You go right ahead and "play" doctor. I AM the frakkin' doctor! :D

You go right ahead and "play" doctor. I AM the frakkin' doctor! :D
*yawn*

Sure paps.

*wheels Eut to the retirement home*

*YE OLDE SWITCHARO*

i think we've found LP's new catchphrase! :p
*claps*
Begone ye wild man from those dirty isles this Pirate will not yield to you!
Prepare to be Boarded Swine!

Tis my Phrase Yarr!

65% oh yeaaaaa :fluffle:

i'm horny. right now. mmmm horniness...
maybe that should be "amorous" cos horniness implies - you know - 'boner time'...


ah hell i just wanted to say that (but not start a whole new thread for it)

*backs away slowly*

You scored higher than 83% on Dirtiness

You scored 83% Dirtiness!

Filthy
You scored 83% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.

Filthy
You scored 82% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 69% on Dirtiness

Wasteland! Now I need to go make a map....

Actually, right now I'm more hungry than anything else. The entire campus is closed down, so I've hardly eaten in the last 4 days. But I'm pretty horny too, so I don't know whether I should be gnawing on the furniture or humping it.

Actually, right now I'm more hungry than anything else. The entire campus is closed down, so I've hardly eaten in the last 4 days. But I'm pretty horny too, so I don't know whether I should be gnawing on the furniture or humping it.

That's easy. Hump it, then gnaw it. I'm going to spare you from my original "special sauce" comment.

On the Verge

"You scored 60% Dirtiness!

According to your score, you are on the threshold of possessing a truly dirty mind. You might enjoy a dirty joke or two once in a while, but you haven't allowed your thoughts to become that smutty. You may enjoy thinking dirty once in a while, but chances are it's not your top priority on your list of things to think about. You take it easy and probably don't offend people, and probably aren't easily offended, either. You possess a good balance of pure and impure thoughts."

Filthy
You scored 100% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.

Damn! I knew I was dirty...but that dirty!?! Lol...anyone want a fling with barely legal dirty girl? :fluffle:
Me! Me! :D Barely legal dirty girls rule! :D
Besides, I've got 100% as well :cool:

[I]On the Verge

"You scored 60% Dirtiness!

but... but.... dude! its you! you should be getting 110% :p

i'm dissapointed in you, young man. go take the test again! ;) :D

(j/k)

very

but... but.... dude! its you! you should be getting 110% :p

i'm dissapointed in you, young man. go take the test again! ;) :D

(j/k)
I'm disappointed too. :( *weeps uncontrollably*

Hahaha, yes! Extreme purity!

The Pure of Mind
You scored 6% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is not very dirty. You spend little, if any, time thinking about sexual things, and you don't make associations between sex and things that have nothing to do with sex. You probably get very easily offended at sexual innuendo. You'd make a lovely treat for someone who likes to corrupt the innocent. If you like your purity, stay away from movies rated higher than PG and don't associate with people who make jokes you don't understand.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on Dirtiness

Filthy
You scored 90% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 82% on Dirtiness


Heh...

MDH

Filthy
You scored 95% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 91% on Dirtiness

76% :cool:

Hahaha, yes! Extreme purity!

The Pure of Mind
You scored 6% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is not very dirty. You spend little, if any, time thinking about sexual things, and you don't make associations between sex and things that have nothing to do with sex. You probably get very easily offended at sexual innuendo. You'd make a lovely treat for someone who likes to corrupt the innocent. If you like your purity, stay away from movies rated higher than PG and don't associate with people who make jokes you don't understand.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on Dirtiness


Wow! I bet you're fun at a party!

1%. No joke.

44%. How pathetic am I?

Not bad...I thought I was too tired to score like this!

You scored 81% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.

Not bad...I thought I was too tired to score like this!

You scored 81% Dirtiness!
Apparently not! :D

Not bad...I thought I was too tired to score like this!

You scored 81% Dirtiness!
Apparently not! :D

Apparently not! :D


Ahh, Eut! Are you back in action? Up to par? Feelin' okey dokey? I'm sure you scored pretty high!

I scored a 65% Seriously. Wow! But there were sooo many things that test didn't take into account...:)

Ahh, Eut! Are you back in action? Up to par? Feelin' okey dokey? I'm sure you scored pretty high!
It will be a cold day in hell indeed when I'm not "up" to it! Heh! :D

Blue Rocket, the only person less horny than you is Mr. Spock!

I got 41%...but keep in mind I'm at work, and online when I'm not supposed to. Bah to them. I'm looking at porn.





j/k...

The Pure of Mind

You scored 19% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is not very dirty. You spend little, if any, time thinking about sexual things, and you don't make associations between sex and things that have nothing to do with sex. You probably get very easily offended at sexual innuendo. You'd make a lovely treat for someone who likes to corrupt the innocent. If you like your purity, stay away from movies rated higher than PG and don't associate with people who make jokes you don't understand.