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What do you think I should do with my day? Anything you say, I will do it.

Read a maths textbook. Go on a picnic.

Read a maths textbook. Go on a picnic.
Whats a picnic?

recalculate mathematical principles to base 12

i don't know what that means but i head it somewhere. do it anyway.

recalculate mathematical principles to base 12

i don't know what that means but i head it somewhere. do it anyway.

After that recalculate them to base 64.

Then masturbate.

The to base 19.

recalculate mathematical principles to base 12

i don't know what that means but i head it somewhere. do it anyway.

That's rather pointless.

After that recalculate them to base 64.

Then masturbate.

The to base 19.
good thinkng *nods*

recalculate mathematical principles to base 12

i don't know what that means but i head it somewhere. do it anyway.
OK, well seeing as mathmatics isn't a "real thing" then I suppose I could just say that I have done this. I'll just refuse to tell anyone how I did it. Thats one, this day is getting interesting already!

After that recalculate them to base 64.

Then masturbate.

The to base 19.
Good gravy I never thought of that! Oh wait, I don't have a lower half. Darn.

Whats a picnic?

Are you joking or did I spell it wrong?

A picnic is where you take a basket of food, place a large blanket under a nice tree and eat your food (sandwiches and fruit) while drinking champagne with a romantic intrest.

Good gravy I never thought of that! Oh wait, I don't have a lower half. Darn.

No lower half eh?

I have a cunning plan, involving you, a fox, 3 kilos of lima beans and an oil tanker.
oh and these two--->:fluffle:

OK, well seeing as mathmatics isn't a "real thing" then I suppose I could just say that I have done this. I'll just refuse to tell anyone how I did it. Thats one, this day is getting interesting already!

It's just as real as you are.

Are you joking or did I spell it wrong?

A picnic is where you take a basket of food, place a large blanket under a nice tree and eat your food (sandwiches and fruit) while drinking champagne with a romantic intrest.
Where do I get romantic interest?

Ooh, I know! Recalculate mathematical principles to bas....oh.

CURSE YOU PM!

Well how about....pour a glass of milk and sit there for 24 hours, watching it slowly turn into a new form of intelligent life?

It's just as real as you are.
What is number 2?

Where do I get romantic interest?
*hands you a hooker voucher*

*hands you a hooker voucher*

Can I have one too? kthxbye

Ooh, I know! Recalculate mathematical principles to bas....oh.

CURSE YOU PM!

Well how about....pour a glass of milk and sit there for 24 hours, watching it slowly turn into a new form of intelligent life?
Pour a glass of milk. OK, so this is tricky. I'll need to melt down the glass and keep it at a constantly high temperature. And what do I put it in?

Where do I get romantic interest?

Ah....... Just ask a colony of ants if they'll come.

*hands you a hooker voucher*
Thanks! I'm not a big rugby fan but its a nice gesture!

see how many times you can masterbate within an hour. Then try to beat (no pun intended) your record in the next hour. Continue until the day is over or your dick hurts.

Ah....... Just ask a colony of ants if they'll come.
Yeah, I wish I knew a colony of ants!

Pour a glass of milk. OK, so this is tricky. I'll need to melt down the glass and keep it at a constantly high temperature. And what do I put it in?
The carton of milk, duh. :)

What is number 2?

It's irrelevant. Somethings definition doesn't affect whether or not it is real.

see how many times you can masterbate within an hour. Then try to beat (no pun intended) your record in the next hour. Continue until the day is over or your dick hurts.
Or I could force a hobo to do it for me.

Thanks! I'm not a big rugby fan but its a nice gesture!

*replaces hooker voucher with prostitute voucher*
damn rugby

Yeah, I wish I knew a colony of ants!

If you like you can find one on one of those online dating services.

It's irrelevant. Somethings definition doesn't affect whether or not it is real.
Well I must be silly, explain to me how numbers are real? What makes them real?

*replaces hooker voucher with prostitute voucher*
damn rugby
How much is it good for? A whole prostitute?

Well I must be silly, explain to me how numbers are real? What makes them real?

We defined them to represtent a real quantity, thus making them real.

Or I could force a hobo to do it for me.

Sure if you want. I'd suggest a lady hobo, but their hard to find. And when you do find them, they're like the crazy cat lady from the Simpsons.

How much is it good for? A whole prostitute?

Only on your fifth visit.

We defined them to represtent a real quantity, thus making them real.
I define my imaginary cat Blinky to represent a real quantity. Is it real?

The carton of milk, duh. :)
Oh!!! Silly me!!!

I define my imaginary cat Blinky to represent a real quantity. Is it real?

The words 'imaginary' and 'cat' already have a definition. No it isn't real.

The words 'imaginary' and 'cat' already have a definition. No it isn't real.
Right, well I can have two bags of sugar, but that doesn't mean I have "two". The number 2 doesn't exist here. One and Zero are all that exist.

Right, well I can have two bags of sugar, but that doesn't mean I have "two". The number 2 doesn't exist here. One and Zero are all that exist.

'sugar' is a real property. It defines what the real thing is. 2 is a real quantity. It defines how much of the property there is. 2 is not something physical, but it is still real. If it wasn't we couldn't describe nature using physics.

How much is it good for? A whole prostitute?

Most of one. I think she has to have short finger- and toenails or you have to pay.

'sugar' is a real property. It defines what the real thing is. 2 is a real quantity. It defines how much of the property there is. 2 is not something physical, but it is still real. If it wasn't we couldn't describe nature using physics.
But couldn't you argue that if you had, for example a quantity of 3, that this is only 1+1+1.

But couldn't you argue that if you had, for example a quantity of 3, that this is only 1+1+1.

Your point being?

Right, well I can have two bags of sugar, but that doesn't mean I have "two". The number 2 doesn't exist here. One and Zero are all that exist.

The number 2 does exist, since we use base 10 math. If we used base 2 math then 2 wouldn't exist.

Your point being?
Numbers are useful logical fictions.

The number 2 does exist, since we use base 10 math. If we used base 2 math then 2 wouldn't exist.

2 would still exist. Just written in a different way. 10 is the binary way to write 2. Still the same quantity.

Numbers are useful logical fictions.

They aren't fiction if they are determined from our observations of nature. They are real, just not physical.

They aren't fiction if they are determined from our observations of nature. They are real, just not physical.
Well, 3+3=6 is 1+1+1+1+1+1=1+1+1+1+1+1: A tautology, and has nothing to do with our observation of nature.

*hands you a hooker voucher*

They give out vouchers? :eek:

2 would still exist. Just written in a different way. 10 is the binary way to write 2. Still the same quantity.

01001000 01101101 01101101 00101100 00100000 01110100 01110010 01110101 01100101 00101110 00100000 01001000 01101111 01101111 01110010 01100001 01111001 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101100 01100101 01100101 01110100 01101011 01100101 01111001 00101100 00100000 01101000 01101111 01101111 01110010 01100001 01111001 00100000 01101001 00100000 01110011 01100001 01111001

They give out vouchers? :eek:

They do to me.

What do you think I should do with my day? Anything you say, I will do it.
Heroin.

They do to me.

Oooh, man, I really set myself up for that one... *applauds*

What do you think I should do with my day? Anything you say, I will do it.
Since we all know that time is money and a day is a unit of time I think you should invest your day in a good mutual fund.

Oooh, man, I really set myself up for that one... *applauds*
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Since we all know that time is money and a day is a unit of time I think you should invest your day in a good mutual fund.
Old but it seems appropriate.
http://www.peterhebert.com/humour/girlsevil.gif

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Oh. Seems my English doesn't work so well today. It was about me recognizing too late that my question practically begged for the "Sure, I'm Mr. Sex Machine!" answer you so readily provided. Nevermind. I'll go back to my corner now *slinks away*