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You can keep yer designer drugs and yer cocaine, I just finished 3 double cafe con leches with a shot of amaretto on the side (just the one shot, not one for each coffee) and I feel incredibly buzzed. In a really good way. I've been dancing and singing to my .mp3s for a while, now...

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ

Anybody else like coffee? Anybody else as hyperactive as I am right now? Huh? Huh?:D

*cries in the corner as he sips his Dr. Pepper in a sippy cup...it's all the poor child has for caffeine*

You can keep yer designer drugs and yer cocaine, I just finished 3 double cafe con leches with a shot of amaretto on the side (just the one shot, not one for each coffee) and I feel incredibly buzzed. In a really good way. I've been dancing and singing to my .mp3s for a while, now...

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ

Anybody else like coffee? Anybody else as hyperactive as I am right now? Huh? Huh?:D
I seriously doubt that I'm even close to being as hyper as you are ... ever!

But I do like my coffee. My coffee has been designated as a highly volitile substance by the Environmental Protection Agency, and most fundamentalists refer to it as "evil" or "an invention of the devil!" If I can't make the spoon stand up straight without touching it, it's not strong enough! :D

*cries in the corner as he sips his Dr. Pepper in a sippy cup...it's all the poor child has for caffeine*

There, there.

*Pats Colodia's shoulder*

bah E > coffee

also tea > coffee



i don't like coffee. bah humbug

edit: lol @ the "BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ" bit tho:p

*cries in the corner as he sips his Dr. Pepper in a sippy cup...it's all the poor child has for caffeine*
[ offers Colodia a stainless steel cup of his "evil" coffe ] There ya go, lil feller! :D

bah E > coffee

also tea > coffee

i don't like coffee. bah humbug
Heretic! :mp5:

Heretic! :mp5:
tea.
= quintessentially and stereotypically british, old chap (what ho and pip pip) ;)

bah E > coffee

also tea > coffee



i don't like coffee. bah humbug
A year ago I'd've agreed, but working for a spell as a barrista got me hooked on the good stuff. I really dig the light roasts. Really. Really. Really. Dig 'em. I swear, I used to find the stuff repellent - I liked cola for a caffeine buzz, or tea for something hot in the morning or afternoon - but now it's the heated juices of that browned bean that fuels my fire.

It's... it's... it's frickin' AWESOME! (I never got a kick like this from the nose candy, I'll tell you that much.)

coffee good.

I hate warm coffee but Iced Coffee = teh win.

why'd u stop at 3...

GO FOR FOUR! GO FOR FOUR!

A year ago I'd've agreed, but working for a spell as a barrista got me hooked on the good stuff. I really dig the light roasts. Really. Really. Really. Dig 'em. I swear, I used to find the stuff repellent - I liked cola for a caffeine buzz, or tea for something hot in the morning or afternoon - but now it's the heated juices of that browned bean that fuels my fire.

It's... it's... it's frickin' AWESOME! (I never got a kick like this from the nose candy, I'll tell you that much.)
well ok, as long as you understand nosebleeds will now be replaced with pissing like a horse :D

Heretic! :mp5:

I second that Gra-, er, Eut! :p

I just shot pure coffee into my veins!
*explodes*

well ok, as long as you understand nosebleeds will now be replaced with pissing like a horse :D

I know which i'd rather.

(And more importantly, which is cheaper :p)

tea.
= quintessentially and stereotypically british, old chap (what ho and pip pip) ;)
Bit of a sticky wicket, what? :D

I just shot pure coffee into my veins!
*explodes*
who fancies snorting some coffee?

i'll go easy on you and let you use the powdered stuff and not the whole beans. aren't i nice? ;)


reminds me of snorting sherbert at school. don't do that. it hurts :(

reminds me of snorting sherbert at school. don't do that. it hurts :(

I snorted sugar once for $20. It was worth it.

I know which i'd rather.

(And more importantly, which is cheaper :p)
Cost is definitely a factor, but so is efficacy. I had some considerable amount in a few goes with no apparent effect. I decided it simply wasn't worth pursuing. But from what I can tell, for me anyway, this is pretty much what that other stuff does for some folks.

I second that Gra-, er, Eut! :p
Wisdom comes a bit slow to you, don't it! [ evil grin ]

Back in high school, I knew a few idiots who shot up lighter fluid. Idiots.

Cost is definitely a factor, but so is efficacy. I had some considerable amount in a few goes with no apparent effect. I decided it simply wasn't worth pursuing. But from what I can tell, for me anyway, this is pretty much what that other stuff does for some folks.

Yeah, I had the exact same experience with it.

It is my sole addiction--well, that and NS. :D

Ooookay now I know I'm buzzing - it's been half an hour since I started this thread, but that feels like two hours ago. I'm switching to water for the rest of the night...

But coffee still kicks ass!

But coffee still kicks ass!
And they can't arrest you for taking it either! Mwahahahaha! :D

starbucks Kicks Butt! I Love Ice Coffee!

Back in high school, I knew a few idiots who shot up lighter fluid. Idiots.
:rolleyes: :headbang: Ooookay now I know I'm buzzing - it's been half an hour since I started this thread, but that feels like two hours ago. I'm switching to water for the rest of the night...
good luck sleeping tonight :p

speaking of which, its gone quarter past 3 am here.... think i might get some shutass myself now.
night all :)

reminds me of snorting sherbert at school. don't do that. it hurts :(

Ooo, I did that. It's funny to get other people to do it too (well it was when I was about half my age, now sadism appeal to me less).

Probably every school child has done it.

Ooo, I did that. It's funny to get other people to do it too (well it was when I was about half my age, now sadism appeal to me less).

Probably every school child has done it.

I have never done any drugs or smoked any thing.

I have never done any drugs or smoked any thing.

Since when has sherbert been classified as a drug?

Since when has sherbert been classified as a drug?


Well I haven't done that either.

Well I haven't done that either.

I take it you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

It's like a Disco dance number... 'Do the Sherbert!' ...erm...

It's like a Disco dance number... 'Do the Sherbert!' ...erm...

Hmm, maybe it is just a British thing. But it is a powdery white powder (that looks not unlike cocaine) which is practically pure teeth watering sugar.

Quite nice if getting a jump start on type II diabetes is your thing :)

http://www.treasureislandsweets.co.uk/acatalog/product_sherbet_fountain.jpg

[ offers Colodia a stainless steel cup of his "evil" coffe ] There ya go, lil feller! :D
I don't accept drinkable substances from strangers. Especially strangers that are older than the parents of the parents of mine who told me this very useful statement. :eek:

I don't accept drinkable substances from strangers. Especially strangers that are older than the parents of the parents of mine who told me this very useful statement. :eek:
So now I'm a "stranger," eh? Well then ... take this!
http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/7814/smileytroutsmack8gs.gif (http://imageshack.us)

All I gotta say is Tim Hortons Coffee is the best!

I don't like dark roasts. Those are too caramelized - and incidentally, not nearly as caffeinated as light roast coffee beans.

Coffee almost got me in trouble. Coffee is evil. I had to go to work extra early one morning for a meeting with our new accountant so I hit up the corner market to get an "Upshot". If nobody knows what that is, it's like concentrated meth in a bottle.

The corner market was all out of it and the lady behind the counter said, "Here! Try this. It's put out by Starbucks." Sounds safe, right? So I bought it and drove off to work.

I got to work 10 minutes before the meeting, met up with two other supervisors, whipped out my little concetrated coffee in a bottle and downed it. Bad idea. Turns out the thing had alohol in it. Fortunately, with a stick or two of gum and a glazed look of interest, I made it through the meeting.

So now I'm a "stranger," eh? Well then ... take this!
http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/7814/smileytroutsmack8gs.gif (http://imageshack.us)
you are loving that smile, eh?


Anyway, I'm a bit of a caffine addict. I have about 30 packs of chocolate raspberry up here. It is orgasmic.

Whenever I go to the place my friends parents own, they make me my own pot, and just throw a straw in. Yes, it is actually that bad.

Coffee is life. Life is coffee.

Glory to coffee in the highest
And peace to its beans on Earth.
Lord coffee, heavenly brew,
Almighty coffee, our beverage.
We worship you, we give you thanks,
We praise you for your caffeine.

If it wasn't for the Church of Juan Valdez being shut down by the Columbian coffee growers, I'm sure I would be an altarboy.:D

no! it's all about the tea, Tea TEA damnit!

Well I haven't done that either.
lmao i nearly sprayed my orange juice reading that :p

Hmm, maybe it is just a British thing. But it is a powdery white powder (that looks not unlike cocaine) which is practically pure teeth watering sugar.

Quite nice if getting a jump start on type II diabetes is your thing :)

http://www.treasureislandsweets.co.uk/acatalog/product_sherbet_fountain.jpg
yay sherbert!
yay type II diabetes! ... or not :headbang:

god that picture brought back horrifically embarrasing memories...

Tea is better.

starbucks Kicks Butt! I Love Ice Coffee!
That's not coffee.

Long macc two sugars please. Although I'm so tired I'd do the HYPERHYPERHYPER... CRASH thing.

Tea Bloody Rules! Coffee is for uncouth savages!

Coffee rocks. I can't function without my morning coffee.

you are loving that smile, eh?

Anyway, I'm a bit of a caffine addict. I have about 30 packs of chocolate raspberry up here. It is orgasmic.

Whenever I go to the place my friends parents own, they make me my own pot, and just throw a straw in. Yes, it is actually that bad.
That's my favorite smilie! :D

Chocolate raspberry is good, um ... but I don't think I would call it "orgasmic!" :D

OMG! You drink coffee THAT much?? :eek:

I bet you bounce off walls! Heh!

Tea Bloody Rules! Coffee is for uncouth savages!
Heretic! :mp5:

Tea is better.
ANOTHER one! Heretics are coming out of the frakking WALLS!

[ reloads ] :mp5:

ANOTHER one! Heretics are coming out of the frakking WALLS!

[ reloads ] :mp5:
Tea is something you drink if you want everyone in the office to either think you're gay or from Canada.

On the other hand, strong Darjeeling tea is a whole lot better than Nescafe instant.

here's the bad part, though.....I drink so much coffee that now i need to drink twice as much to get the HYPER-HYPER-HYPER-BUZZZ...CRASH...

effect. granted the pot in the morning still wakes me up and can't function properly w/o it. Its the po\t in the afternoon that seems to have little effect. you never see me around without a cup of coffee in my hand.

we have a coffee shop on campus and makes a "third shift" drink--- 3 shots espresso, shot of carmel, shot of chocolate and fill the rest of the 24-oz cup with coffee....mmmmm....maybe I'll walk over and get me one of those right now.....

we have a coffee shop on campus and makes a "third shift" drink--- 3 shots espresso, shot of carmel, shot of chocolate and fill the rest of the 24-oz cup with coffee....mmmmm....maybe I'll walk over and get me one of those right now.....
Mmmmm! Sounds like heaven in a cup! :D

EDIT: LIke I said early on in this thread - My coffee has been designated as a highly volitile substance by the Environmental Protection Agency, and most fundamentalists refer to it as "evil" or "an invention of the devil!" If I can't make the spoon stand up straight without touching it, it's not strong enough! :D

My Jewish friends call it "an abomination in the sight of God!" LOL!

Mmmmm! Sounds like heaven in a cup! :D

EDIT: LIke I said early on in this thread - My coffee has been designated as a highly volitile substance by the Environmental Protection Agency, and most fundamentalists refer to it as "evil" or "an invention of the devil!" If I can't make the spoon stand up straight without touching it, it's not strong enough! :D

My Jewish friends call it "an abomination in the sight of God!" LOL!

ohhh, it is good. one of the few things that will still give me any kind of real buzz....that an George Webb's coffee. I don't know why, but it is the only coffee that i have known to have the consitency of mud and won't make you grimace with every sip...ok, maybe every other, but not every sip.

ohhh, it is good. one of the few things that will still give me any kind of real buzz....that an George Webb's coffee. I don't know why, but it is the only coffee that i have known to have the consitency of mud and won't make you grimace with every sip...ok, maybe every other, but not every sip.
Heh! Kewl!

BTW ... I have two muslim friends who refer to mine as, "accursed by Allah!" They've threatened to declare "Jihad" against it! ROFLMAO!

Ill have you know i get my military to fill the guns with coffee, just incase it one of them misses. ~bang and the are incinerated.:D

Heretic! :mp5:
an elderly, gun-toting, bloodthirsty psycho AND a coffee drinker! Imagine my surprise...

You can keep yer designer drugs and yer cocaine, I just finished 3 double cafe con leches with a shot of amaretto on the side (just the one shot, not one for each coffee) and I feel incredibly buzzed. In a really good way. I've been dancing and singing to my .mp3s for a while, now...

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ

Anybody else like coffee? Anybody else as hyperactive as I am right now? Huh? Huh?:D

I love coffee. I work in a cafe aswell, so I have access to about 8 differant blends at any given time. Not to mention all the latte's and mochacino and cappucino's and all the good stuff inbetween. I probably drink about 9-12 cups a day. I'm on my first right now.

an elderly, gun-toting, bloodthirsty psycho AND a coffee drinker! Imagine my surprise...
ROFLMAO!!! Gee, thanks ... I think.

[ goes all flashback on yer azz ] Mwahahahaha! :D

You can keep yer designer drugs and yer cocaine, I just finished 3 double cafe con leches with a shot of amaretto on the side (just the one shot, not one for each coffee) and I feel incredibly buzzed. In a really good way. I've been dancing and singing to my .mp3s for a while, now...

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ

Anybody else like coffee? Anybody else as hyperactive as I am right now? Huh? Huh?:D

Coffee is God! :p

Coffee is God! :p

With coffee, all things are possible.:D

Not all coffee is created equal though. IMO, the best variety of coffee would be celebes kalossi. If you have never had any, take a really good Sumatran coffee, and multiply the flavor by four.

The worst would be black and white generic label coffee. I don't know what kind of coffee it is made from, but I'm sure bark chips should be on the ingredient listing somewhere.

Almost as bad, but not quite: Kona. It's weak and overpriced.

Anybody else like coffee?


Espresso (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Espresso).

I went overboard with caffeine once, with the twitching, sweating, rapid heartbeat, etc. I don't recall being hyper, just very awake. I ordered a latte with the "special" espresso that the store calls "black tiger." I think I might have begun to cross the line between "buzz" and "toxic" :eek: :D

Tea is something you drink if you want everyone in the office to either think you're gay or from Canada.

On the other hand, strong Darjeeling tea is a whole lot better than Nescafe instant.

Since when was drinking tea associated to Canada? I would think most people would consider it associated with Britain first?

You can keep yer designer drugs and yer cocaine, I just finished 3 double cafe con leches with a shot of amaretto on the side (just the one shot, not one for each coffee) and I feel incredibly buzzed. In a really good way. I've been dancing and singing to my .mp3s for a while, now...

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ

Anybody else like coffee? Anybody else as hyperactive as I am right now? Huh? Huh?:D
Every morning, I have a pot of Gold Coast coffee made extra strong.

And on my way to work, I stop off and get a 5-shot venti caramel macchiato.

I usually have one more before I drive home.

And I have a pot of coffee (once again, Gold Coast) after dinner.

I've been drinking coffee for 35 years. What was the question?