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Self-explanatory


I'm really a man. :eek:

I'm Eutrusca's and Sinuhue's love child. Really.

I'm Eutrusca's and Sinuhue's love child. Really.
I thought that was Czardas.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and I have an itch, I pick my nose.

Wash my hands afterwards, of course.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and I have an itch, I pick my nose.

Wash my hands after eating my findings, of course.

Fixed. :p

I dropped my kids off for a playdate today, and I am supposed to go grocery shopping while they are there, but really I came home and am going to do a load of my laundry and take a bubble bath:eek:

Fixed. :p

Gross, kid. Just gross.

When I put my students into small groups to work, I like to join them, release a SBD, and then look at one of the students with disgust and leave.

When I put my students into small groups to work, I like to join them, release a SBD, and then look at one of the students with disgust and leave.

Hilarious.

I'm Eutrusca's and Sinuhue's love child. Really.
ROFLMFAO!!!! OMFG!!! LOL!

Hell. You should BE so lucky! :D

I like to wipe my boogers on the cats as they walk by. :D

I have taste for hentai...but who doesn't?

You'd all hate me if I told you. Well, some of you might.

You'd all hate me if I told you. Well, some of you might.

I hate you already, so you might as well spill it.

You'd all hate me if I told you. Well, some of you might.
Oooh, now I'm intrigued.

I thought that was Czardas.
:eek:

You'd all hate me if I told you. Well, some of you might.
not me! I don't hate anyone, TG me!!! pleeeeezzzzeee I swear I won't tell anyone pleeeeezzzzzeeee:p

I hate you already, so you might as well spill it. My secret is that I really like Fass.

Nah, not really. Don't have many secrets.

You'd all hate me if I told you. Well, some of you might.

You need not fear reprisal. We are all enlightened here. Cleanse your SOUL brother! Let it out!

You'd all hate me if I told you. Well, some of you might.
Tell us, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? :fluffle:

Married 34 years and my wife still gives me a hard-on!:fluffle:

Hilarious.
Does wonders for my student evaluation scores.

not me! I don't hate anyone, TG me!!! pleeeeezzzzeee I swear I won't tell anyone pleeeeezzzzzeeee:p Someone's a bit curious today. :)

Btw, if you don't hate anybody, read this (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0679422714/002-6910891-6827246?v=glance&n=283155) book. You might find it hard not to hate anybody.

My secret is that I really like Fass. Nah, not really

Me either. He's a douche.

Don't have many secrets.

Tease.

Someone's a bit curious today. :)
yeah. ;)

Btw, if you don't hate anybody, read this (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0679422714/002-6910891-6827246?v=glance&n=283155) book. You might find it hard not to hate anybody.
I dislike people's actions, but refuse to hate a person. It's difficult to explain.

Does wonders for my student evaluation scores.

Up or down? :P

...*whispers*i want to rule the world...;)

I am Czardas http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

yeah. ;)


I dislike people's actions, but refuse to hate a person. It's difficult to explain. I get sudden, inexplicable urges to violently emulate Jack the Ripper. I'll knife those useless bitches.

Happy now?

...*whispers*i want to rule the world...;)

*whispers back* SO DO I!!!

Was that too loud...?

I get sudden, inexplicable urges to violently emulate Jack the Ripper. I'll knife those useless bitches.

Happy now?
happy? no.


I understand the urge, but if you go do that I would be greatly dissappointed.

I am Czardas http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
The title is 'Admit a secret!' not 'Tell us something we already know'.

My secret: I haven't had sex since I started university. It isn't entirely as though offers weren't forthcoming, either; I just appear to be unable to go that final step to a one night stand.

I get sudden, inexplicable urges to violently emulate Jack the Ripper. I'll knife those useless bitches.

Happy now?

Well, my hatred for you remains unabated, if that makes a difference.

I'm dutch:) :mp5:

The title is 'Admit a secret!' not 'Tell us something we already know'.

My secret: I haven't had sex since I started university. It isn't entirely as though offers weren't forthcoming, either; I just appear to be unable to go that final step to a one night stand.
sorry, i'll just ditto yours then, soooooo horny cause of it

Out of all my good friends, my closest one knows the least about me. My family knows even less.

happy? no.


I understand the urge, but if you go do that I would be greatly dissappointed. I'm now disturbed that you understand it.
Then again, it's no secret that I'm a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.
Well, my hatred for you remains unabated, if that makes a difference And now Fass hates me for no apparent reason.

I like pain

I'm now disturbed that you understand it.
Then again, it's no secret that I'm a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.
I have the urge to get violent sometimes, I am good at controlling it. (I wasn't as good in the past, and ended up hitting a girl in the head with a rollerskate, and once pushed a girl off the school bus at a red light)





And now Fass hates me for no apparent reason. he has been awarded the right to "hate without reason" sorry that you missed the ceremony

I have the urge to get violent sometimes, I am good at controlling it. (I wasn't as good in the past, and ended up hitting a girl in the head with a rollerskate, and once pushed a girl off the school bus at a red light)





he has been awarded the right to "hate without reason" sorry that you missed the ceremony


*L* We'd get along great.

I get sudden, inexplicable urges to violently emulate Jack the Ripper. I'll knife those useless bitches.

Happy now?
My secret: I sometimes want to do the same, but against lesbians instead of prostitutes, and with 10 megaton nuclear weapons instead of knives. http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1810/zap1mi.gif

My secret: I sometimes want to do the same, but against lesbians instead of prostitutes, and with 10 megaton nuclear weapons instead of knives. :gundge: No, I don't particularly dislike prostitutes. I just have this irrational, sudden hatred especially of teenage girls, for some reason.

So far, we've discovered that NSers are very, very strange.

No, I don't particularly dislike prostitutes. I just have this irrational, sudden hatred especially of teenage girls, for some reason.

Because some teenage girls are bloody annoying twats that really need a smack to the head with a lead pipe?

Seriously, some of them really do, and this is coming from a teenage girl. Oh how I loathe my peers sometimes...

Because some teenage girls are bloody annoying twats that really need a smack to the head with a lead pipe?

Seriously, some of them really do, and this is coming from a teenage girl. Oh how I loathe my peers sometimes... No, I mean that I actually feel violence before I even know them.

Maybe I'm just a misogynistic bastard.

No, I mean that I actually feel violence before I even know them.

Maybe I'm just a misogynistic bastard.

Could be!

I'm actually a responsible parent and a productive member of society. :eek:

I'm actually a responsible parent and a productive member of society. :eek:now *that's* disturbing.

Megaloria DIED thirty-seven years ago...

Megaloria DIED thirty-seven years ago...
*Remembers that in NS, 1 year = 1 day, and realizes that Megaloria died thirty-seven DAYS ago in real life*

:eek:

;)

Megaloria DIED thirty-seven years ago...

Of what?

When I'm alone, I pretend I'm talking to someone I know, and map out the whole conversation. The embarassing thing is that I whisper outloud, and get really into it.

now *that's* disturbing.

ANd it's the perfect cover. Ahhh-hahahaha!!! :D

I tried pot. Twice! :eek:

Of what?

This isn't the time for questions. This is the time for thinking about conversations you've had with me in the last several days and realising that you were ONLY TALKING TO YOURSELF.

Dun Dun DUUUUUNNNN

When I'm alone, I pretend I'm talking to someone I know, and map out the whole conversation. The embarassing thing is that I whisper outloud, and get really into it. I do that sometimes.

The girl most of my attention and feelings go towards is sixteen, a senior in high school, and taking practically all of her classes at a local community college while working a job at a local airport and still fits in enough time to take care of her horse which lives in a barn about twenty minutes away.

I am not the evil, nasty, bad guy I am purported to be.

When I'm alone, I pretend I'm talking to someone I know, and map out the whole conversation. The embarassing thing is that I whisper outloud, and get really into it.

So do I. I think that could be termed as having mild schizotypal tendencies.
My real secret: I fancy the ass off a girl I know, but have never seen, and I'm gonna meet up with her (hopefully) after crimbo
My secret: I write books under the pseudonym Tom Clancy. Perhaps you've heard of me?

I tried pot. Twice! :eek:

HIPPY!!! :mad:

So do I. I think that could be termed as having mild schizotypal tendencies.
My real secret: I fancy the ass off a girl I know, but have never seen, and I'm gonna meet up with her (hopefully) after crimbo
My secret: I write books under the pseudonym Tom Clancy. Perhaps you've heard of me?

The ones based off those videogames?

When I'm alone, I pretend I'm talking to someone I know, and map out the whole conversation. The embarassing thing is that I whisper outloud, and get really into it.
I do that too, in front of a mirror so that I get my body language right.


weird? nope. I think it's pretty normal, although normal is pretty subjective anyway. :cool:

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I voted for but don't like Bush.

I voted for but don't like Bush.

You and almost all of america.

You and almost all of america.

Fifty one percent of America. Or twenty something percent. Depends on the way you look at it.

HIPPY!!! :mad:
ROFLMAO! [ hangs head in shame ]

The only person I ever slapped in the face was my father.

Not much of a secret, really. Just an interestig bit of tirvia, I think.

I tried pot. Twice! :eek:

Today? :D

Self-explanatory

I can't read. *cry*

Here's a secret: this thread is a waste of Freaking time!!!

When I'm alone, I pretend I'm talking to someone I know, and map out the whole conversation. The embarassing thing is that I whisper outloud, and get really into it.



This is the first time I've ever posted and it's only to say ME TOO! whew its good to get that off my chest.

My secret: I haven't had sex since I started university. It isn't entirely as though offers weren't forthcoming, either; I just appear to be unable to go that final step to a one night stand.

You need to get over that, amigo.

Today? :D
Yeah, man! Wanna hit off this doobie? :D

Here's a secret: this thread is a waste of Freaking time!!!
Um ... that makes me wonder why you took the time to post in it. :p

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/7814/smileytroutsmack8gs.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Yeah, man! Wanna hit off this doobie? :D

Pass it on over, Gramps! :D

The only person I ever slapped in the face was my father.
After having read some of your posts on that topic, I think I understand way, but I still find that sad in the extreme. ( HUG )

Here's a secret: this thread is a waste of Freaking time!!!

That's not a secret. Every thread is a waste of time.

I invaded Chechyna.

Pass it on over, Gramps! :D
STFU! No doobie for you!

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/7814/smileytroutsmack8gs.gif (http://imageshack.us)

I'm really an atheist....


hahaha....i made a funny :D


Ahh my secret is that i smoked pot like 3 times in my life..and before thanksgiving..i feel into pressure(from a pretty girl) and got drunk...i woke up with her in my bed..But i don't think anything happen.

I invaded Chechyna.
Yeah, but I bet you didn't find those WMDs either! :p

But i don't think anything happen.
Just cause ...
http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/7814/smileytroutsmack8gs.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Yeah, but I bet you didn't find those WMDs either! :p

I'd already snatched 'em up when I invaded Chechnya the day before.

Just cause ...
http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/7814/smileytroutsmack8gs.gif (http://imageshack.us)


I don't know if i should cry or laugh :p

I'd already snatched 'em up when I invaded Chechnya the day before.
Um ... did you send them to Syria too??? :p

Ahh my secret is that i smoked pot like 3 times in my life..and before thanksgiving..i feel into pressure(from a pretty girl) and got drunk...i woke up with her in my bed..But i don't think anything happen.

I bet she stole your wallet. :p

Um ... did you send them to Syria too??? :p

Nope, still got 'em, and I ain't afraid to use 'em. :cool:

I don't know if i should cry or laugh :p
Do what I do on here a lot: laugh until you cry! :D

I bet she stole your wallet. :p


No i gave it to her before hand..How do you think i got her to come to my dorm? :rolleyes:

Here's a secret for you: I'm a bloody paranoid freak who cannot bear the thought of revealing personal secrets online! *Runs away laughing*

~ Kensingtonford.

Nope, still got 'em, and I ain't afraid to use 'em. :cool:
[ dons SPF one million Sunblocker! ]

i haven't drunk any alcohol since july...

Sometimes, when I'm alone and I have an itch, I pick my nose.

Wash my hands afterwards, of course.
Yeah, man, me, too. But seriously, for me, the itch is usually inside the nose, so yeah. It really bothers me when I've got an itch in public. But... my dad itches his nose (as if he were picking it) in public. And... that's just gross... A grown man should know, I think.

Here is another secret....I am listening to a compilation of Barry Mannilow, Bryan Adams, Elton John, and Tears for Fears right now...

Here is another secret....I am listening to a compilation of Barry Mannilow, Bryan Adams, Elton John, and Tears for Fears right now...

:eek: GAH! A FANILOW! RUN! :eek:

Barry Mannilow
Man, you are in serious need of a headspace and timing check! Heh!

i'm cold.

its a secret cos nobody else knew it.

I... I... can't bear to say it!!! *runs off crying*

I secretly fear that nobody really likes me. If I post in a thread and no one responds, I think it's because people are thinking Aw, crap. It's her again.

Ok don't worry people...I beat myself in the hammer after i realized i was listening to barry manillow...now i am listening to def leppard..all is in order

Ok don't worry people...I beat myself in the hammer after i realized i was listening to barry manillow...now i am listening to def leppard..all is in order
It will take more than just def leppard to appeal for your sins m'lad

Here's a secret: this thread is a waste of Freaking time!!!

How is that a secret? Seriously.....

I have an attraction to BDSM, and I'm under 18 :eek: *ish teh ashamèd*

It will take more than just def leppard to appeal for your sins m'lad


-puts on some Lamb of God-(they are hard..like death rock i guess) see total opposite music..i am better now :D

How is that a secret? Seriously.....

I have an attraction to BDSM, and I'm under 18 :eek: *ish teh ashamèd*


Wait...is that like bondage and stuff?

well heare are 3


im gay yea get over it

no one realy knows me not even my best mates

and the person i really like isnt talkin to me

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

I... I... can't bear to say it!!! *runs off crying*

I secretly fear that nobody really likes me. If I post in a thread and no one responds, I think it's because people are thinking Aw, crap. It's her again.
Ah, crap! It's only Grainne Ni Malley again! Tsk! :D

How is that a secret? Seriously.....

I have an attraction to BDSM, and I'm under 18 :eek: *ish teh ashamèd*
No need to be. BDSM isn't for everyone, obviously, but if you like it ... ! :D

Ah, crap! It's only Grainne Ni Malley again! Tsk! :D

Meanie.

Meanie.
You have NO idea! :D

I think I might have a thing for my best friend (female) :(

I think I might have a thing for my best friend (female) :(
theres something wrong with that?

I know I have a thing for my best female friend, and due to certain actions I'm pretty sure she has a thing for me as well, though she has made it clear she doesn't want a realationship at the moment.

theres something wrong with that?

I know I have a thing for my best female friend, and due to certain actions I'm pretty sure she has a thing for me as well, though she has made it clear she doesn't want a realationship at the moment. All women do that - honestly, it's like there's an international plot in which they communicate by means of XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX language.

My Secret... I am shy... incredibly shy. I am uncomfortable in social situations and that is the reason why I have no GF. :(

theres something wrong with that?

I know I have a thing for my best female friend, and due to certain actions I'm pretty sure she has a thing for me as well, though she has made it clear she doesn't want a realationship at the moment.

Well, firstly she has man problems right now. And secondly I have a boyfriend too. So yeah it is so bad.

My Secret... I am shy... incredibly shy. I am uncomfortable in social situations and that is the reason why I have no GF. :( I'm kind of shy as well, until I get to know people.

A lot of NSers seem to be shy.

Well, firstly she has man problems right now. And secondly I have a boyfriend too. So yeah it is so bad.
OH, thats a bit different. Well more power to you then.

I usually take those personality tests that judge intro/extroversion (not the online ones, but the actual ones) twice...once with how my mind reacts, and once with how I actually act.

4 years ago my mind reaction was strongly introverted, my actual actions were very extroverted. The most recent was still off by 3 or 4 points, but I seem to have settled into being somewhat extroverted

OH, thats a bit different. Well more power to you then.

Gee, thanks :p

I'm kind of shy as well, until I get to know people.

A lot of NSers seem to be shy.
mine is to the point where I don't even go to Family Parties.

Currently, My Idea of a perfect evening is staying at home playing PC/Video Games.

All women do that - honestly, it's like there's an international plot in which they communicate by means of XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX language.
Theres a bit more to than just that. When I say certain actions, I mean actions that alot of you here would love to hear about but for privacy's sake are never going to hear, except those of you who already have heard.

I had a crush on my boyfriends best friend. Thats done though, the crush is.

My only secret is that I'm a puppet of a regular poster. That is why my posts don't appear as often as other regulars, and come up at strange times.

My only secret is that I'm a puppet of a regular poster. That is why my posts don't appear as often as other regulars, and come up at strange times.
scandalous!

I'm really a sociopathic psycho locked up in a padded room for my own safety, and that of the general populace.

I'm openly going out with Czardas.

I have a periodically growing hentai collection that I concider holy. And sometimes when I watch hentai, I tend to giggle maniacally as I watch the terribly, terribly eeevil little females get what they deserve! (I think along those lines when watching it at times just for the heck of it; quite amusing, and puts me in an even more maniacal, ie. divine, mood. divine according to Divine Fluffinessism, my own little cynical, misanthropic and slightly nihilistic philosophy combined with a load of deliberately deranged nonsense, that is :D)

Also, as I decided to take the step from merely watching hentai to also playing it, I have since about a week begun downloading and playing a bunch of bishoujo games. Some of them are simply wonderful. Many times more valuable than the lives of a billion people. However, for some reason I keep getting tired, and slightly sore in a certain place after many hours of intense periodically one-handed gaming.

According to Divine Fluffinessism, caffeine is The Holy Drug. And thus, coffee is one of the most sacred drinks in existance. While I drink plenty of coffee in the middle of the night, (I often wake up then, after going to sleep sometime after eating dinner. and then there are the very long days, and the all-nighters, or all-dayers depending on the current state of my highly incoherent sleeping patterns) my stomach sadly cannot handle drinking more than a couple of cups at once. Someday, I want to achieve my goal of truly getting high on caffeine, but I want to do so without using caffeine pills, as that would clearly be cheating. I must find a way to stomach as much coffee as possible...

...

Also, I feel that there is no beauty whatsoever in real life that comes even remotely close to that which can be found in reasonably well-drawn hentai.

I'm Andy Kaufman. I faked my death.

i've pretended to pass out in order to avoid doing unpleasant things
i've written face news articals and passed them off as fact
i told someone i was raped--and i think i was, but i'm not sure. there's grey area.
i'm sixteen.
i hate myself.
i love my straight best friend.
and i'm not even gay.

I'm a spammer.

I am really FairyTInkArisen and/or Neo Kervoskia.

With a very little bit of Pure Metal thrown in.

No pun intended.

Or not.