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Now I feel a little discriminated, so I started this thread just because.

I'm also horribly desperate. HELP! ;)

It's also 3:40, so take the whole issue as horribly tongue in cheek.

Go to the corner.
Give the person a fifty.
Get head.
Drive away.

End of story.

Go to the corner.
Give the person a fifty.
Get head.
Drive away.

End of story.
Nah it's better to open up the Yellow Pages to escorts.
Call one of the ads. Order the kind of girl you like
Drop the $160. Make sure she can hook you up with some coke and have lots of liquor on hand.
Party and screw. Get her number and then have her come over another time for a cheaper rate.
Always worked for me before I sobered up. :(

Go to the corner.
Give the person a fifty.
Get head.
Drive away.

End of story.

I'm loving you more every minute.

Go to the corner.
Give the person a fifty.
Get head.
Drive away.

End of story.

Good advice. I agree with him.

The same way yoou attract the same sex, really:
STEP 1: Get Club
STEP 2: Pick vict- er, targ- I mean, partner.
STEP 3: Smash Partner over head with club
STEP 4: Drag into Dark Alleyway
STEP 5: Suprise sex
STEP 6: Clean up and offer your business card to partner
STEP 7: Run away

Step 1: Locate prostatots.
Step 2: Talk to.
Step 3: Put up with hours of whining.
Step 4: Offer to hang-out, bring booze, boink.
Step 5: 'lose' phone numbers. ;)

I don't suppose being nice, smiling and being interested in the person in front of you and what s/he has to say would be of any help, now would it?

I don't suppose being nice, smiling and being interested in the person in front of you and what s/he has to say would be of any help, now would it?
Idealist.

Idealist.
*sigh* You tell me.

I guess if that really *did* work I wouldn't have celebrated my first year of celibacy last month

*slumps*

I don't suppose being nice, smiling and being interested in the person in front of you and what s/he has to say would be of any help, now would it?
Where's the rape in that?
If everyone took your view the oldest proffession in the world would be destroyed and thousands of working men and women would be forced out on to the street (or, more on the street than they already are anyway). And without crimes such as rape, than Police Department's might start to suffer cut backs, reducing employment further.
Think of the economy! Think of the Police! Think of the children!

Where's the rape in that?
If everyone took your view the oldest proffession in the world would be destroyed and thousands of working men and women would be forced out on to the street (or, more on the street than they already are anyway). And without crimes such as rape, than Police Department's might start to suffer cut backs, reducing employment further.
Think of the economy! Think of the Police! Think of the children!

*Mouth gaping open in disbelief* :eek:

Please, spare my poor, idealistic and hopelessely romantic self of such brutal thruths!

*Mouth gaping open in disbelief* :eek:

Please, spare my poor, idealistic and hopelessely romantic self of such brutal thruths!
It is my job to shatter everyone's illusions about the world and humanity; and it is your job to keep me in my job by constantly defending and creating those illusions; and it is Li Ming's job to "suckee, suckee! five dollah!"
Like sands through the hourglass... so are the arguments of Our Interweb.

It is my job to shatter everyone's illusions about the world and humanity; and it is your job to keep me in my job by constantly defending and creating those illusions; and it is Li Ming's job to "suckee, suckee! five dollah!"
Like sands through the hourglass... so are the arguments of Our Interweb.
But a little romantism and magic is all I ask for!

Why, GODS, why can't I find just one cute boy of my age group to cuddle with and hug all day? (and quite possibly have lots of steamy gay sex with)

WHYYYYYYY?????:(


*breaks down crying pathetically*

Make sure you pick a person who is homosexually inclined. When people make the mistake of assuming that I'm gay, I usually hit them with a piece of scenery. Not everyone will be that way, but be careful anyways.

But a little romantism and magic is all I ask for!

Why, GODS, why can't I find just one cute boy of my age group to cuddle with and hug all day? (and quite possibly have lots of steamy gay sex with)

WHYYYYYYY?????:(


*breaks down crying pathetically*

Possibly the same reason why I can't find just one cute girl of my age group to cuddle. Maybe you're slightly socially inept. Maybe you just don't have the right connections...

Make sure you pick a person who is homosexually inclined. When people make the mistake of assuming that I'm gay, I usually hit them with a piece of scenery. Not everyone will be that way, but be careful anyways.
I don't get that. Being hit on someone of the same gender isn't any worse off that being hit on a person of the opposite gender you're not interested in. Just take it as a compliment and politely say "no, not gay", that's enought to deter most people. I don't find wasting my energies hitting on str8 boys very cost-effective.

Besides, it's not like all gays walk around all limp-wristed draped in a rainbow flag. Sorry for not conforming to your comforting stereotypes :rolleyes:

Possibly the same reason why I can't find just one cute girl of my age group to cuddle. Maybe you're slightly socially inept. Maybe you just don't have the right connections...
Interestingly enough, I am neither socially inept nor particularly ugly. I've been told I'm cute by many girls.

Oh, the irony :rolleyes:

But a little romantism and magic is all I ask for!

Why, GODS, why can't I find just one cute boy of my age group to cuddle with and hug all day? (and quite possibly have lots of steamy gay sex with)

WHYYYYYYY?????:(


*breaks down crying pathetically*How old are you?

..Oh bugger.. Forgot I'm taken already :(

How old are you?

..Oh bugger.. Forgot I'm taken already :(
I'm 22.

And it doesn't matter if you're already taken; all relationships end sooner or later, no matter how much love there is. He'll probably end up breaking your heart anyway.

God, when did I become such a cynical wreck? :confused:

I'm 22.

And it doesn't matter if you're already taken; all relationships end sooner or later, no matter how much love there is. He'll probably end up breaking your heart anyway.

God, when did I become such a cynical wreck? :confused:Hey cutie, I'll pretend to be a boy for you - you sound nice.

EDIT: I wonder why straight girls take it upon themselves to convert nice gay boys. Its an undeniable urge. Hmm.

Hey cutie, I'll pretend to be a boy for you - you sound nice.

EDIT: I wonder why straight girls take it upon themselves to convert nice gay boys. Its an undeniable urge. Hmm.
You tell me. I recently met a new female friend. She's great, we love all the same stuff, and she's even attractive, I guess, as far as girls go.

Things would be simpler if I was just Bi. But, alas, the fag in me is far too powerful to be moved by the sight of boobies and feminine curves. Oh, woe is me.

Side note: I think it's because what girls really want, deep down, is a romantic, sensitive, intelligent and cute boy. I.E., a gay boy. But they' d like to have sex with him too, hence the trying to "convert" said gay boys. They're losing their time with me though.

I'm 22.

And it doesn't matter if you're already taken; all relationships end sooner or later, no matter how much love there is. He'll probably end up breaking your heart anyway.

God, when did I become such a cynical wreck? :confused:Hehe, he is actually a she, which is probably why the thought of a little (well.. Hopefully big) cock on the side is so compelling :D

I'm 28, and a pierced (yes, there too), tatooed (no, not there) git with odd hair, though, so if you prefer slick people, I'm not it. That said, feel free to TG me if you're up for it. Who knows, we might be in the same country. My ankle's broken though, so I'm a wee bit immobile these days.

And no, my girl don't mind. I just asked her :D

You tell me. I recently met a new female friend. She's great, we love all the same stuff, and she's even attractive, I guess, as far as girls go.

Things would be simpler if I was just Bi. But, alas, the fag in me is far too powerful to be moved by the sight of boobies and feminine curves. Oh, woe is me.

Side note: I think it's because what girls really want, deep down, is a romantic, sensitive, intelligent and cute boy. I.E., a gay boy. But they' d like to have sex with him too, hence the trying to "convert" said gay boys. They're losing their time with me though.Shoot....at least I tried. Well, at least I can pine and read Shakespeare. That's almost as good as sex.

Hehe, he is actually a she, which is probably why the thought of a little (well.. Hopefully big) cock on the side is so compelling :D

I'm no porn star, but I have nothing to be ashamed of.



I'm 28, and a pierced (yes, there too),

OMG! My privates hurt in empathy just thinking about it. Ow.


tatooed (no, not there) git with odd hair, though, so if you prefer slick people, I'm not it.
Well, I'm more into "cute, youngish-looking boy with a charming, slightly intellectual look", but I can't judge the goods without seeing them ;)


That said, feel free to TG me if you're up for it. Who knows, we might be in the same country. My ankle's broken though, so I'm a wee bit immobile these days.
And no, my girl don't mind. I just asked her :D
Heh, I'm more of a serious relationship guy. No sense in botheing to hook up for sex if I can't have the guy all to myself. There is cuddling to be done, and hugs to be given, after all. Relationships aren't (all) about sex. Just mostly, but not all :p

Like it was said by Fiddlebottoms earlier, I'm an incurable idealist.

Shoot....at least I tried. Well, at least I can pine and read Shakespeare. That's almost as good as sex.
Read the bible. There's no better smut around than the Old Testament :p

Read the bible. There's no better smut around than the Old Testament :pBut there's no one in the whole world as downright hot and generally attractive as my Hamlet. Well, maybe Darcy. Now, the most attractive guy in the Bible is probably like, Saul, or Joseph, who were both pansies. Actually, I've always had a secret crush on Joshua. Anyway no - I need a real live Y Chromasome to mistreat.

I'm no porn star, but I have nothing to be ashamed of.<Cencored> ;) OMG! My privates hurt in empathy just thinking about it. Ow.It was worth it, but you're right. I was a pantless wreck with my dick in a cup of milk for more than a week. If I'd know how bad it was, I probably wouldn't have done it. Getting it done wasn't so bad though.. But afterwards.. Oww!Well, I'm more into "cute, youngish-looking boy with a charming, slightly intellectual look", but I can't judge the goods without seeing them ;)Eh.. Oh.. That's probably not me then :pHeh, I'm more of a serious relationship guy. No sense in botheing to hook up for sex if I can't have the guy all to myself. There is cuddling to be done, and hugs to be given, after all. Relationships aren't (all) about sex. Just mostly, but not all :p Hrmph.. My silly girl keeps saying the same thing. Maybe she should be hitting on you instead?Like it was said by Fiddlebottoms earlier, I'm an incurable idealist. - No chance you'll try see if the cure works then?

*sigh* You tell me.

I guess if that really *did* work I wouldn't have celebrated my first year of celibacy last month

*slumps*

It worked for me, me and my boyfriend have been together for just over 6 months now. :)

http://adamantinclemency.com/us2.jpg

You two are pretty. *sigh*

It worked for me, me and my boyfriend have been together for just over 6 months now. :)

http://adamantinclemency.com/us2.jpg
Awwwwwww!

You two are so friggin cute... :fluffle:

*sigh*

Be careful, though. I was like that with my ex, and I thought it'd last forever. Turns out it didn't :( My heart was broken into thousands of tiny, jagged, cutting little pieces of icy stone.

Does your boyfriend have a brother or something? ;)
Edit: Or do you have a twin brother or something? I can't tell which is you, but you're both so cute and cuddly looking anyway.

<Cencored> ;)

Damn, I wish I knew what you were thinking ;)


My silly girl keeps saying the same thing. Maybe she should be hitting on you instead?
Well, I don't mind being hit on; I take it as a compliment. But she'd be wasting her time if her goal was to get into my pants. A few female friends have tried to in the last years, to no avail.

Women are beautiful, in an aesthetic kind of way: like a beautiful scenery, a waterfall, or a colorful autumn grove. But they're not sexually attractive(to me, anyway).

Cute guys, however.... :fluffle:

Damn, I wish I knew what you were thinking ;)Hehe, don't tempt me. The Mods would maul me :p

Well, I don't mind being hit on; I take it as a compliment. But she'd be wasting her time if her goal was to get into my pants. A few female friends have tried to in the last years, to no avail.

Women are beautiful, in an aesthetic kind of way: like a beautiful scenery, a waterfall, or a colorful autumn grove. But they're not sexually attractive(to me, anyway).

Cute guys, however.... :fluffle:It's times like these I really appreciate being Bi. Imagine yourself tired, happy & slightly pissed, watching the sun set. Now imagine how much better that would be if you could have sex with it :p

Anyway, cheer up. And stop looking. In my experience, love only works if you allow it to sneak-attack you. - That's how I found out I was Bi in the first place. Suddenly fell hopelessly in love with a mate when I least expected it.

Also, if you surround yourself with close female friends, my experience tells me most guys will assume you're straight. I know I would. - Not saying you do that, just friendly advice.

Anyway, cheer up. And stop looking. In my experience, love only works if you allow it to sneak-attack you. - That's how I found out I was Bi in the first place. Suddenly fell hopelessly in love with a mate when I least expected it.

Heh, I've been "not looking" for the better part of a year now. I'm about to ahead and start looking before I get all wrinkly and need to hand out gifts to younger guys to get some tenderness.


Also, if you surround yourself with close female friends, my experience tells me most guys will assume you're straight. I know I would. - Not saying you do that, just friendly advice.
Oh, I don't think that people will assume I'm straight. At least not for very long when they get to know me. I may not be flamboyant, but I'm open about my sexual orientation.

They're bound to notice sooner or later that when I turn around to check an ass on the street, it's a male ass.

wow that is a horrible pic of us.

http://www.adamantinclemency.com/photo/albums/userpics/10001/rhapsody.jpg

http://www.adamantinclemency.com/photo/albums/userpics/10001/01-07-052.jpg

He's the cute one.