Historical Death Match!
Alright Ladies and Gents, it’s your chance, yes your chance to post your opinion for who would win these Historical Death Match.
Will John ‘The Robot’ Kerry manage to defeat Dick ‘Mad Dog’ Cheney?
Will it be Mother Earth and her Bird Flu be enough to defeat Western Consumerism?
YOU DECIDE!
One on One
Sun Tzu vs. Genghis Khan
Adolph Hitler vs. Neville Chamberlain
Jesus vs. Muhammad
Admiral Yamamoto vs. Admiral Lord Nelson
Man Kind vs. Mother Earth
Buddha vs. Gandhi
George Washington vs. Andrew Jackson
Abraham Lincoln vs. John Kerry
Ariel Sharon vs. Mahmoud Abbas
Trotsky vs. Stalin
Napoleon vs. Kim Jong Il
The Apache vs. The Zulu
Tony Blair vs. Margaret Thatcher
Arthur C. Clark vs. George Lucas
Adolf Hitler vs. Vlad "The Impaler" Tepes
Tag-Team Matches
J.P. Morgan & John D. Rockefeller vs. Cornelius Vanderbilt & Andrew Carnegie
George W. Bush & Dick Cheney vs. John Edwards & John Kerry
Julius Caesar & Napoleon vs. Alexander the Great & Kaiser Wilhelm II
Adolf Hitler & Joseph Stalin vs. Mao Zedong & Augusto Pinochet
Minoriteeburg
15-12-2005, 23:58
Abraham Lincoln V. John Kerry
Kerry will just bore Lincoln to death.
Neo Mishakal
16-12-2005, 00:05
One on One
Sun Tzu V. Genghis Khan- Genghis Khan
Adolph Hitler V. Neville Chamberlain- Hitler
Jesus V. Muhammad- Muhammad
Admiral Yamamoto V. Admiral Lord Nelson- Yamamoto
Man Kind V. Mother Earth- Mother Earth
Buddha V. Gandhi- Buddha
George Washington V. Andrew Jackson- George Washington
Abraham Lincoln V. John Kerry- Abraham Lincoln
Ariel Sharon V. Mahmoud Abbas- Ariel Sharon
Tag-Team Matches
J.P. Morgan & John D. Rockefeller V. Cornelius Vanderbilt & Andrew Carnegie- Morgan and Rockefeller
George W. Bush & Dick Cheney V. John Edwards & John Kerry- John&John
Frangland
16-12-2005, 00:11
Abraham Lincoln V. John Kerry
Kerry will just bore Lincoln to death.
yeah, no kidding. Lincoln's opening statement at the debate:
"Four score and seven minutes ago, the people tuned in to watch this debate. As I stand up to debate his views, our viewership has been cut in twain because of my opponent's long-winded, deliberate manner of speaking. It is my utter hope that those who fell asleep during his speech, and those of you at home who have done me the honor of forcing yourselves to remain awake through it all to hear me speak, would cast your allegiance with me."
George W. Bush & Dick Cheney V. John Edwards & John Kerry- John&John
I don't know, I mean I know Cheney's got a bad heart but he and Bush are pretty crazy. Then again John Kerry is practically a robot so theres no stopping him.
The South Islands
16-12-2005, 00:12
I could just see Celeberty Deathmatch doing this.
One on One
Sun Tzu V. Genghis Khan- Genghis Khan
Adolph Hitler V. Neville Chamberlain- Hitler
Jesus V. Muhammad- Muhammad
Admiral Yamamoto V. Admiral Lord Nelson- Yamamoto
Man Kind V. Mother Earth- Mother Earth
Buddha V. Gandhi- Buddha
George Washington V. Andrew Jackson- George Washington
Abraham Lincoln V. John Kerry- Abraham Lincoln
Ariel Sharon V. Mahmoud Abbas- Ariel Sharon
Tag-Team Matches
J.P. Morgan & John D. Rockefeller V. Cornelius Vanderbilt & Andrew Carnegie- Morgan and Rockefeller
George W. Bush & Dick Cheney V. John Edwards & John Kerry- John&John
Here's one:
Great White Shark vs Scuba Diving Grizzly Bear
OR
T-Rex vs The Entire WWE.
Quaiffberg
16-12-2005, 00:22
Napoleon vs. Kim Jong Il
Minoriteeburg
16-12-2005, 00:24
Here's one:
Great White Shark vs Scuba Diving Grizzly Bear
OR
T-Rex vs The Entire WWE.
i'd pay to see that
also
Stalin vs Pol Pot in a Cage Match.
The Lynx Alliance
16-12-2005, 00:27
if i was bored and had the time, i could create all these on SmackDown! vs Raw 2006. the question is, which 6 would you put in the elimination chamber?
Quaiffberg
16-12-2005, 00:30
in the elimination chamber:
Genghis Khan
Napoleon
Adolph Hitler
Abraham Lincoln
Stalin
Buddha
Zolworld
16-12-2005, 00:36
Sun Tzu V. Genghis Khan - Sun Tzu has the tactical nous, but GK is probably harder. I'd call this one a draw.
Adolph Hitler V. Neville Chamberlain - sadly history shows us that adolph kicked ass in this case. Churchill won though cos of his weight advantage.
Jesus V. Muhammad - Muhammad is younger but jesus has a big beard and is invincible. JC wins!
Admiral Yamamoto V. Admiral Lord Nelson - Nelson only had one eye and arm, the Jap probably had a samurai sword, no chance nelson.
Man Kind V. Mother Earth - We're winning right now but we'll tire ourselves out like george foreman and then earth will make a comeback.
Buddha V. Gandhi - Buddha is overweight and doesnt move enough. But he could come back as a duck and give gandhi bird flu.
Abraham Lincoln V. John Kerry - Lincoln is a big guy, looks tough. JK has a solid chin. I'd give it lincoln for his cool hat.
Ariel Sharon V. Mahmoud Abbas - Sharon could probably kill anyone with his bare hands. Whether he needs to or not.
Tag-Team Matches
George W. Bush & Dick Cheney V. John Edwards & John Kerry - Cheney cant fight and pull the strings at the same time, sorry george, you're going down.
Deep Kimchi
16-12-2005, 00:37
I don't know, I mean I know Cheney's got a bad heart but he and Bush are pretty crazy. Then again John Kerry is practically a robot so theres no stopping him.
Apparently, doctors consider Bush to be in exceptional physical condition for a man his age - he apparently would give a 30-year old a run for his money.
Kerry is a wuss - I can hear him saying, "Not the hair! Not the hair!"
Cheney would have a heart attack. Edwards is young and looks to be in good shape. Plus, he's a plaintiff's attorney, so you can count on him to fight really dirty.
In the end, it would be Bush vs. Edwards, and I would give the edge to Edwards.
Sumamba Buwhan
16-12-2005, 00:44
I've noticed a lot of death matches go on here at NS. What's with the obsession people? :p
Deep Kimchi
16-12-2005, 00:45
I've noticed a lot of death matches go on here at NS. What's with the obsession people? :p
I still want to see Hillary Clinton vs. Ann Coulter in the Thunderdome...
Trotsky vs Stalin, Zinoviev and Kamenev.
HELL IN A CELL!
Deep Kimchi
16-12-2005, 00:51
Trotsky vs Stalin, Zinoviev and Kamenev.
HELL IN A CELL!
this time, Stalin doesn't get an axe.
this time, Stalin doesn't get an axe.
Trotsky gets a hammer and sickle as weapons. Stalin can have a few cowardly bureaucrats
The Lynx Alliance
16-12-2005, 00:57
in the elimination chamber:
Genghis Khan
Napoleon
Adolph Hitler
Abraham Lincoln
Stalin
Buddha
interesting, but i would but George W. in instead of Lincoln... then again, you have to have at least 2 faces, coz 5 heels would be too much.
Fleckenstein
16-12-2005, 00:57
One on One
Sun Tzu V. Genghis Khan -- Sun Tzu out generals him through proxy.
Adolph Hitler V. Neville Chamberlain -- Two words: appeasement sucks
Jesus V. Muhammad -- *no comment* (religious wars are about who has the best imaginary friend. -Golda Meir)
Admiral Yamamoto V. Admiral Lord Nelson -- Nelson w/o eye and arm
Man Kind V. Mother Earth -- mother earth. you are dust, and to dust you shall retutn
Buddha V. Gandhi -- Ghandi would sit pat until attacked and throw salt in Buddha's eye.
George Washington V. Andrew Jackson -- Andrew Jackson would sadly smack George Washington around with his cane. :p
Abraham Lincoln V. John Kerry -- Why the long face? Both of you?
Ariel Sharon V. Mahmoud Abbas -- *again, no comment*
Tag-Team Matches
J.P. Morgan & John D. Rockefeller V. Cornelius Vanderbilt & Andrew Carnegie -- Hell yes Morgan/Rockefeller! E-z speling iz funn 4 me! Skools named 4 u r 4 chumps dood!
George W. Bush & Dick Cheney V. John Edwards & John Kerry -- In my dreams, Kerry/Edwards. Sadly, GWB and the bulldog kick the sh*t out of the longface/southern comfort pair.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
16-12-2005, 01:09
I still want to see Hillary Clinton vs. Ann Coulter in the Thunderdome...
Two bitches go in, one comes out alive. Whoever wins, we win.
The Lynx Alliance
16-12-2005, 01:11
Trotsky vs Stalin, Zinoviev and Kamenev.
HELL IN A CELL!
is that 3 on 1 handicap, or a fatal 4-way
although i cant think of anyone for it atm, what about a classic survivor series match, 4 on 4 or 5 on 5?
Added a few on-on-one match-ups.
Any ideas for more tag-teams?
Roycelandia
16-12-2005, 02:06
How about:
The Army Of The British Empire vs The Golden Horde
Julius Caesar and Napoleon vs Alexander The Great and Kaiser Wilhelm II
Adolf Hitler vs Vlad "The Impaler" Tepes
The Zulu vs The Maori
John Howard vs Tony Blair
Helen Clarke vs Margaret Thatcher
Deep Kimchi
16-12-2005, 02:17
Two bitches go in, one comes out alive. Whoever wins, we win.
Yes, and you know we would make millions on Pay Per View...
Vladimir Illich
16-12-2005, 02:29
Hitler enters the ring and starts giving a speech to the spectators. Unbeknownst to him, Vlad Tepes enters the ring, with his 10 foot spear. People start booing Hitler and so he unholsters his mauser. People catch his drift and start applauding him. Tepes sees a golden oportunity to disarm Hitler, and jabs his hand with the spear, sending the gun flying away. Blood starts driping from his wound and realizing the match is on, Hitler takes out two wrenches from inside his uniform (that had been used by slave labourers in the concentration camps). Still circling and threatening Hitler with the spear, Tepes finally reaches the spot where Hitler started bleeding. He squats and touches the blood on the floor, licking his fingers and closes his eyes, savouring it. Hitlers sees the opening, locks the spears tip with the wrenches, forces it and breaks it. Tepes is left with a 10 foot pole but he is energized by the blood and thrusts his weapon in the direction of Hitlers groin. Hitler jumps backwards and...
(Feel free to continue, I'm gonna look at my nations :))
One on One
Sun Tzu vs. Genghis Khan - Khan
Adolf Hitler vs. Neville Chamberlain - Hitler
Jesus vs. Muhammad - Jesus
Admiral Yamamoto vs. Admiral Lord Nelson - Nelson
Man Kind vs. Mother Earth - Earth
Buddha vs. Gandhi - Buddha (Gandhi's blows will just bounce off)
George Washington vs. Andrew Jackson - Jackson
Abraham Lincoln vs. John Kerry - Lincoln
Ariel Sharon vs. Mahmoud Abbas - Sharon
Trotsky vs. Stalin - Stalin
Napoleon vs. Kim Jong Il - Km
The Apache vs. The Zulu - Zulu
Tony Blair vs. Margaret Thatcher - Thatcher
Arthur C. Clark vs. George Lucas - Clark
Adolf Hitler vs. Vlad "The Impaler" Tepes - Vlad
Tag-Team Matches
J.P. Morgan & John D. Rockefeller vs. Cornelius Vanderbilt & Andrew Carnegie - Morgan and Rockefeller
George W. Bush & Dick Cheney vs. John Edwards & John Kerry - The Johns
Julius Caesar & Napoleon vs. Alexander the Great & Kaiser Wilhelm II - Caeser and Napoleon
Adolf Hitler & Joseph Stalin vs. Mao Zedong & Augusto Pinochet - Hitler and Stalin
Megaloria
16-12-2005, 22:05
I don't know, I mean I know Cheney's got a bad heart but he and Bush are pretty crazy. Then again John Kerry is practically a robot so theres no stopping him.
On top of that, Kerry has Kung-Fu Grip.
On top of that, Kerry has Kung-Fu Grip.
Hehehehe, but Bush while just backflip out of the way. He was a cheerleader remeber.