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What do you mean? I'm gay now and then, and with many different people, aren't you?

Oh, wait, do you mean in a homosexual kind of way? Er... Lars Adaktusson I think.

Just look at the guy! *drools*:D

http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0008/03/adakt.jpg

BBC Radio 1 DJs like to ask this question of random people who 'phone in. Most men say Orlando Bloom and most women say Angelina Jolie.

I am not gay. But i like to kiss...

http://www.wolfgangkiel.de/kiss.jpg

It is fun ...

fass.


there. I said it.

I am not gay. But i like to kiss...


Nah, you're gay:p

What do you mean? I'm gay now and then, and with many different people, aren't you?

Oh, wait, do you mean in a homosexual kind of way? Er... Lars Adaktusson I think.
Just look at the guy! *drools*:D
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0008/03/adakt.jpg

http://static.tv4.se/imagesdb/editor/tv4noje/BAB07F3F-21A5-4773-BE34-F0974CD72721.jpg

I have a thing for Bengt Magnusson.

Jag trodde faktiskt du var bög. Var du inte?

Nah, you're gay:p

Nah, he's not :p

And I can prove it.
If I wanted to.
Which I don't.
So :p

No !!!
But what if I made a threesome with 2 men and 1 girl ?
should she be the only one who has fun?

Who ever is willing to pay enough.

Nah, he's not :p

And I can prove it.
If I wanted to.
Which I don't.
So :p

So Cabra even wanna kiss the guy on the left ?

No !!!
But what if I made a threesome with 2 men and 1 girl ?
should she be the only one who has fun?

That would make you bisexual (or undecided), but not gay.

Just ask Fass if he would even consider such a thing ;)

... this poll so doesn't work for women.


...unless we're voting in a "I wish this person wasn't gay so I'd have a shot.." kinda way...

Who ever is willing to pay enough.
I got a shiny new penny, some lint, and half a cookie

I cant relate to you how difficult that is for me to imagine.

So Cabra even wanna kiss the guy on the left ?

Well, his tongue seems to be a bit longer... ;)

Well, his tongue seems to be a bit longer... ;)don´t ask why...do you see my left hand ???

don´t ask why...do you see my left hand ???

No more than your right, or his right. I guess you both had your pants open at that stage, hm?

No more than your right, or his right. I guess you both had your pants open at that stage, hm?
If you kneel below the desk you could see it

I got a shiny new penny, some lint, and half a cookie

Pucker up, sweetie! :p

I got a shiny new penny, some lint, and half a cookie
Maybe . . .
Where is the other half of the cookie?

If you kneel below the desk you could see it

I would see that the size of the tongue is an indicator of general proportions of the male anatomy?

And all that anatomy would rise to greet me, I guess ;)

Colin Farell

Der.

If I were gay I'd like to hook up with a really convincing female impersonator.

If I were gay I'd like to hook up with a really convincing female impersonator.

maybe if they had big,big titties it wouldnt be so bad?

maybe if they had big,big titties it wouldnt be so bad?
Anything's easier to deal with when you've got your face buried in between a pair of nice titties.

BBC Radio 1 DJs like to ask this question of random people who 'phone in. Most men say Orlando Bloom and most women say Angelina Jolie.

Really? Not Johnny Depp?

and most women say Angelina Jolie

nonono. they don't. they might whisper, they scream, they insinuate, they sigh, they purr it. but angelina jolie is nothing you can just "say". if correctly wired, that is.

Maybe . . .
Where is the other half of the cookie?
I ate it.


what?! A boy's gotta eat!

It wouldn't be gay of me to BE with Fass...in fact, it would be very, very wrong, much more than one of you men 'turning gay' and being with him would be. I win!

nonono. they don't. they might whisper, they scream, they insinuate, they sigh, they purr it. but angelina jolie is nothing you can just "say". if correctly wired, that is.
If she didn't come across as such a total nutcase! But yeah...yummy!

It wouldn't be gay of me to BE with Fass...in fact, it would be very, very wrong, much more than one of you men 'turning gay' and being with him would be. I win!

Iwish I knew what the fuck you meant

Iwish I knew what the fuck you meant
When you figure it out, let me know.

Whom would I be gay with? Well, smooth-skinned, quiet adolescents with lovely deep eyes, I suppose.

Did I say that? Did I just say that? :eek: Sometimes I scare myself.

I'm not gay, and I still want to be gay with Fass.

What does that say about me?

Edward Norton *drrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool*

Edward Norton *drrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool*
Were you in American History X?

James Dean or River Phoenix.

Who else?

I'm not gay, and I still want to be gay with Fass.

What does that say about me?
It means that you are a Fassexual, congratulations
*Hands TSI a sticker*

It wouldn't be gay of me to BE with Fass...in fact, it would be very, very wrong, much more than one of you men 'turning gay' and being with him would be. I win!

once again, no. you don't win. that award shall go to the case where the wrongness were mutual.

I'd want to be gay with none other than Philip Seymour Hoffman.

uh.he that guy in that one movie..kalte engel it was in german..damn..something with..evil..intentions..no...cruel intentions? that was it, i think. anyhow..meh.

If I were gay I would liek to have sex with someone of the same sex as me. That'd be so kinky

fass.

subtle, no?


ahh i dunno... i think i'd have to agree with peter griffin on this one: johnny depp. his defined feminine features are quite attractive and he's a bloody nice bloke too. plus, he's rich as a bastard :D


either him, or patrick stewart... but thats just so the ubernerd in me could fulfill my warped star trek fantasies ;) :p

I second Patrick Stewart. Hell, invite Jonathan Frakes and make it a grand ol' time!:fluffle:

I second Patrick Stewart. Hell, invite Jonathan Frakes and make it a grand ol' time!:fluffle:
mmmmm... baldy and beardy :fluffle: :p

Lol. No one wants to be gay with anyone on NS other than Fass.

I second Patrick Stewart. Hell, invite Jonathan Frakes and make it a grand ol' time!:fluffle:

Damn weirdo Trekkies... :rolleyes:

I've never felt a strong physical attraction toward any male.

The strongest attraction to a man I HAVE felt, however, was to Chris Benoit of the WWE. If I were to become dosed with Gay Gas, I would hope Chris Benoit would get a dose too. :)

I guess maybe Common (http://www.universalmusic.ru/public/img/artists/common.jpg). I'm not a big rap fan (I don't have anything against it, some of it is good, just don't listen to enough to be into anything) but he did this 'Now knowing' ad for getting tested for HIV and I remember thinking "I wish I looked that cool" or "If I was a chick I would spend a lot of time thinking that guy is deep, which would really be a cover for wanting him to make slow love to me all night long." So, I guess that guy, since I can totally see why a chick would want him to touch her funny, and I don't normally get that.

Him, or maybe Chet Baker (http://www.astrologyforthesoul.com/creativelives/chetbaker.jpg). Even all heroined out he looked cool. And he could play the trumpet all smooth. And he had that smokey singing voice. No one should be that cool. I have to be able to drag myself through my life, dammit....

Then there's Thelonius Monk...really these are dudes I wish I was as cool as. That's about as close as I can reason to finding someone I'd want to share man love with.

There's probably a better chance of me spontaneously combusting.

Since this is a make believe reality - then I choose to be a gay woman and my target is Maria Shrapova (yum). I know I cheated but honestly, unless you have homosexual tendencies - any sexual thought of a man is repulsive.

Since this is a make believe reality - then I choose to be a gay woman and my target is Maria Shrapova (yum). I know I cheated but honestly, unless you have homosexual tendencies - any sexual thought of a man is repulsive.
Try thinking like a chick, instead of thinking "I'd like to put my dick in that." think "I'd like to be around that cat, I bet he'd understand me."

For some reason, that made me laugh...

Try thinking like a chick, instead of thinking "I'd like to put my dick in that." think "I'd like to be around that cat, I bet he'd understand me."

For some reason, that made me laugh...

OK - I'll play fair - I would hang with Ed Norton - cool dude.

But if he thinks he is getting some ass on the first date, he'd better think twice.

Silly me, i thought it would be anybody but Bush. :D
Hm, i'd like Tony Leung (http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-02/18/content_417336.htm)

I'd want to be gay with none other than Philip Seymour Hoffman.
I have to give you points for originality.

David Hasselhoff! Did you see what he can do with his pecks in the SpongeBob movie!?

Silly me, i thought it would be anybody but Bush. :D
Hm, i'd like Tony Leung (http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-02/18/content_417336.htm)

I actually think that Bush would be a lot of fun to hang out and party with - but President? But that is not the point of this thread. (mmm Maria Sharapova, I mean, Ed Norton)

(mmm Maria Sharapova, I mean, Ed Norton)
That ad where she wacks her name into the fence is hot.

I had dream like that once, where balls fired out of a tube and where wacked by a hot chick into a fence...don't know what it means...
No, not really...calm down...

call me crazy if you wish but I think that it would be Elrond... or Sauron.

Why is there no "already am gay" option on the poll? :confused:


Damn you, heterosexism! Damn you to hell! :p

http://static.tv4.se/imagesdb/editor/tv4noje/BAB07F3F-21A5-4773-BE34-F0974CD72721.jpg

I have a thing for Bengt Magnusson.

Jag trodde faktiskt du var bög. Var du inte?
Nej.

that brazillian girl from the maybelline ads, Adriana Lima (http://www.wallpaper-library.com/images/sample/42/478.jpg) , she is yummy :fluffle:

Anyone and everyone. No Discrimination!

Anything's easier to deal with when you've got your face buried in between a pair of nice titties.

Seconded!:fluffle: :eek: :confused:

Were you in American History X?

Not that I remember, but Ed Norton was.

Knoot. At least then I have someone to agree with on politics :p

Although if I were picking someone from the forums: Pure Metal. Yowza!

Nej.

Då måste det varit den där andre. Hur som helst, synd om dig.

James Dean or River Phoenix.

Who else?
The question was if you were gay, not a gay necrophiliac

call me crazy if you wish but I think that it would be Elrond... or Sauron.
Okay, you're crazy

Being initially irritated with the poll choices, I picked the "I'm a manly man" one. That being said, if I were a man the top 5 on my list of Men to Do are (in no specific order):

Billy Zane (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Billy+Zane/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=120l3hv95/EXP=1134900378/*-http%3A//billyzanemuseum.com/Art/Rare/bz11.jpg) (with or without hair)
Jet Li (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Jet+Li/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=12j6ocit1/EXP=1134900250/*-http%3A//www.kungfucinema.com/images/people/jet_li_lian_jie01.jpg) (MmmmMmmm)
Brad Pitt (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Brad+Pitt/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=12pvslpk7/EXP=1134899876/*-http%3A//www.dvd-biz.hu/image_upload/big_2003_12_19_14_08_brad_pitt.jpg) (ahhh how unimaginative I am, I know)
Davey Havok (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Davey+Havok/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=12gkhg62g/EXP=1134899814/*-http%3A//www.greatestcities.com/9707pic/385/CP13385.jpg/22.jpg) (in a millisecond of a heartbeat)
David Boreanaz (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=David+Boreanaz/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=1281fti2v/EXP=1134899603/*-http%3A//www.wolfpackproductions.com/BTVS/boreanaz.jpg) (droooooooolz)

Bill Gates.

I guess maybe Common (http://www.universalmusic.ru/public/img/artists/common.jpg). I'm not a big rap fan (I don't have anything against it, some of it is good, just don't listen to enough to be into anything) but he did this 'Now knowing' ad for getting tested for HIV and I remember thinking "I wish I looked that cool" or "If I was a chick I would spend a lot of time thinking that guy is deep, which would really be a cover for wanting him to make slow love to me all night long." So, I guess that guy, since I can totally see why a chick would want him to touch her funny, and I don't normally get that.

Him, or maybe Chet Baker (http://www.astrologyforthesoul.com/creativelives/chetbaker.jpg). Even all heroined out he looked cool. And he could play the trumpet all smooth. And he had that smokey singing voice. No one should be that cool. I have to be able to drag myself through my life, dammit....

Then there's Thelonius Monk...really these are dudes I wish I was as cool as. That's about as close as I can reason to finding someone I'd want to share man love with.

Na, either Miles Davis OR John Coltrane :) damn John Coltrane looked *SEXY*.

Tink and/or Aerou

Jesus.

Na, either Miles Davis OR John Coltrane :) damn John Coltrane looked *SEXY*.
Both seem like they would be distant, destracted lovers. Not ones who would be sensual and attentive to my needs....

Both seem like they would be distant, destracted lovers. Not ones who would be sensual and attentive to my needs....


in that case, I suggest Alan Alda.

I voted not gay.

I am not impressed by any of you that much.

I voted not gay.

I am not impressed by any of you that much.

Thats ok, you can be my sugar daddy :)

The question was if you were gay, not a gay necrophiliac

Awwww. :)

Hmm, then Johnny Depp maybe.

Då måste det varit den där andre. Hur som helst, synd om dig.
Jag lider inte av det.

Anyway, I might consider this guy:
http://www.aftonbladet.se/noje/0509/22/NOJE-22s36-ernst-984.jpg
Ernst Kirchsteiger (can't believe I remember how to spell that...), a swedish home-makeover guy (I think his show is called "Total Torp Makeover" though, "Total Croft Makeover" in english).

sonaj, ever read "along came a spider" by james patterson? if you did, you'll understand why your name creeps me out somewhat. [sorry for thread-hijacking, but i meant to say that for some time now].

secondly, will you immediately stop talking in a language i not only don't understand but also am amjorly envious of?

thirdly: i hope posting that picture wa snot an answer to the OQ..though the lake seems rather nice. can i turn gay in order to get the lake?

Jag lider inte av det.

Åh, men du njuter inte av det heller, vilket ju kan anses vara ett lidande.

Anyway, I might consider this guy:
http://www.aftonbladet.se/noje/0509/22/NOJE-22s36-ernst-984.jpg
Ernst Kirchsteiger (can't believe I remember how to spell that...), a swedish home-makeover guy (I think his show is called "Total Torp Makeover" though, "Total Croft Makeover" in english).

He's too full of himself. Guys that have zero self-distance turn me off. Like that time he got all upset because some people had named him a sex symbol or something. Total flaccidity.

Who ever is willing to pay enough.
Here Here. I'll be anybodies bitch for the right price. Top or bottom, man or woman, just show me the money! ;)

Am I the only one here who's seen that this question does not fit the answers given?

I'm gay, and I'll be gay with anyone and everyone I'm with! Even if I were to have sex with a woman *shudders heavily* (as the question seems to imply sex) I'd still be gay.

Knoot. At least then I have someone to agree with on politics :p

Hmmm. Is that an invitation? I can be veeeeery agreeable. And not too far away either. :)

sonaj, ever read "along came a spider" by james patterson? if you did, you'll understand why your name creeps me out somewhat. [sorry for thread-hijacking, but i meant to say that for some time now].

secondly, will you immediately stop talking in a language i not only don't understand but also am amjorly envious of?

thirdly: i hope posting that picture wa snot an answer to the OQ..though the lake seems rather nice. can i turn gay in order to get the lake?
1: Nope, never read it. "Sonaj" is a play on my actual name.

2. It's swedish, and Fass started talking to me.

3. I usually laugh at that guy, he sometimes seem to be in love with himself, and some things he does on the show are.. odd, to say the least.

Fass, I have but one thing to say to you: Touché.

Sorry for this, but I thought I should answer them.

1: Nope, never read it. "Sonaj" is a play on my actual name.

2. It's swedish, and Fass started talking to me.

3. I usually laugh at that guy, he sometimes seem to be in love with himself, and some things he does on the show are.. odd, to say the least.

Fass, I have but one thing to say to you: Touché.

Sorry for this, but I thought I should answer them.

1. well, the main character - sonaji- is a major mental killer case. in a way that still haunts you for weeks after reading the book.

2. i know, and i know. but i go the way of the least resistance, and that mandates bitching at you for it rather than at fass :)

3. i still want the lake. what's the term for someone in a sexual relationship with a lake?

Voted for Fass, now if he would be so kind as to post his phonenumber, contact details and a photo of himself here?

Voted for Fass, now if he would be so kind as to post his phonenumber, contact details and a photo of himself here?

Umm, you ask for too much, but I am easily found in Skype as the only person called "Fass" from Sweden there.

Umm, you ask for too much, but I am easily found in Skype as the only person called "Fass" from Sweden there.

you really are way too easy to stalk. no challenge, no fun.

Holy shit, my worthless spam thread is still alive?

Now being a lesbian could be lots of fun, but being a gay... yuck. Gross. :sniper:

Other gay people. I'd hate to impose

Now being a lesbian could be lots of fun, but being a gay... yuck. Gross. :sniper:

i suppose you tried, therewith making an informed judgement?

oh no, wait. you said "a gay". probably not.

Other gay people. I'd hate to impose
Always a gentelman. ;)

Hmmm. Is that an invitation? I can be veeeeery agreeable. And not too far away either. :)


Eeuhm, no. At this moment I'm having lots of fun with my heterosexual side :) However a normal meeting is doable though.

Also I got annoyed of a couple of gays that were trying to make a pass at me last saturday :(

3. i still want the lake. what's the term for someone in a sexual relationship with a lake?
Soontobeinawhitecoathugginghimselfsexual.