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First off, let's keep this clean, people.

Now, I obviously couldn't list every single one of 'em, so I pulled some from a list I found online of the top 50 (though I'm not sure how the rankings were determined). Of those listed in the poll, who's your favorite?

I don't watch a lot of porn. Honestly. Inari Vachs is quite hot, though.

I don't watch a lot of porn. Honestly.

Lies! Damned lies! :p

Krystal Steele. Why is she not on the poll?

My favorite porn star, unfortunately, is not listed. She is Michelle Wild, a 25 Year old Hungarian babe, who used to be a phone sex operator and worked exclusively for Private Productions,a high quality company based i believe, in Spain. Unfortunately,for me she has retired from the business a year ago, after having a baby,but she made more then 60 movies in a little over 5 years,enough to keep me happy for a long time;)

Krystal Steele. Why is she not on the poll?

Like I said, I couldn't list all of them...

Like I said, I couldn't list all of them...
Got a link to that list of the top 50 porn stars? I'd like to see the rankings.

Got a link to that list of the top 50 porn stars? I'd like to see the rankings.

Probably shouldn't post it here. Just google "top adult stars."

The Hedgehog, the King of all Porn, the Hairy-Backed one himself--Ron Jeremy. :D

In an industry where women make hundreds of times what the men do, and the women still don't often last more than four years or so, Ron Jeremy is an icon. He's a crossover hit. And most importantly, he's a schlubby looking guy, which is why he's a hero to a large number of porn viewers.

Edit: as for female porn stars, I've always been a fan of Asia Carrera and Chasey Lain.

The Hedgehog, the King of all Porn, the Hairy-Backed one himself--Ron Jeremy. :D

In an industry where women make hundreds of times what the men do, and the women still don't often last more than four years or so, Ron Jeremy is an icon. He's a crossover hit. And most importantly, he's a schlubby looking guy, which is why he's a hero to a large number of porn viewers.

A few years ago, my brother and I had everyone at a party convinced that he was our father. :D

Sky Lopez

very strange ..
I want to open the same thread today...
But I can´t decide because: where are the german ones ???

Gina rocks !!!

They're all women. http://www.free-smileys.org/emo/common024.gif

This thread is worthless without pictures.

They're all women. http://www.free-smileys.org/emo/common024.gif

The way it should be....

The way it should be....

My condoleances on the heterosexuality. Maybe one day the homosexual agenda will bless you, too.

This thread is worthless without pictures.

And it would be a bannable offense with pictures. ;)

The way it should be....

And the way I like 'em! :D

I also believe there should gender equality here. I was just waiting for a female to stand up and say there needs to be men.

John C. Holmes

Pathological liar and murderer.

Longest penis ever.

The Hedgehog, the King of all Porn, the Hairy-Backed one himself--Ron Jeremy. :D

In an industry where women make hundreds of times what the men do, and the women still don't often last more than four years or so, Ron Jeremy is an icon. He's a crossover hit. And most importantly, he's a schlubby looking guy, which is why he's a hero to a large number of porn viewers.

Edit: as for female porn stars, I've always been a fan of Asia Carrera and Chasey Lain.
ron jeremy *shudder* is proof of how utterly male focused the porn industry is. if a woman were as ugly as he is she would never be allowed in front of a camera.

Most i recognise the names of are siliconed a/o of the same mold. I dont like pornstars in general, but Jezebelle Bond looks quite nice. Tattoos and piercings do more for me than gigantic tits.

I don't watch porn, but I do work with Peter North.

(Not the Peter North, but he should be!)

I vote Cabra (I love you Cabra :fluffle: )

Big name pr0n usually sucks donkey balls, so I vote "none of the above" :rolleyes:

And it would be a bannable offense with pictures. ;)

Arrrggghhh! Damn the quandry!

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/8876/photoasp3lv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I've been having a Colton Ford period for a while.

Rather hunky.

I've been having a Colton Ford period for a while.

Y'know, like a dumbass, I clicked on that link before realising who'd posted it... :(

EDIT: GAH! Now it's a pic! :eek:

ok not an "adult star" cos she's not strictly speaking porn... but: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10054166&postcount=3920 *drools*

I've been having a Colton Ford period for a while.

I want shoulders like that ... but I don't want to work to get them. I'm a sucker for good shoulders.

I want shoulders like that ... but I don't want to work to get them. I'm a sucker for good shoulders.

http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/5820/2211118pbrothe0yq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

If he's got anything, and he has a lot, it's shoulders.

*sits back and waits for the screeching about a pic of two guys kissing to start* :D

*sits back and waits for the screeching about a pic of two guys kissing to start* :D

Once Fass found this thread, it was only a matter of time...

<gay pic> If he's got anything, and he has a lot, it's shoulders.
Which part of "let's keep this clean" was it that you didn't understand? :rolleyes:

Which part of "let's keep this clean" was it that you didn't understand? :rolleyes:

There is nothing unclean about that. Or would you claim kissing is obscene? Please.

Anna Ohura

Once Fass found this thread, it was only a matter of time...

Well, it is a thread about your favourite adult star. He is mine.

Which part of "let's keep this clean" was it that you didn't understand? :rolleyes:

I suppose if it were a man and a woman kissing, or even two women kissing, that you'd have no problem with it, though, right? :rolleyes:

What the .... what is my name doing in that list???

And more importantly, why am I winning???? :eek:

I suppose if it were a man and a woman kissing, or even two women kissing, that you'd have no problem with it, though, right? :rolleyes:
I know I wouldn't.

What the .... what is my name doing in that list???

And more importantly, why am I winning???? :eek:

Couldn't help myself. ;)

Krystal Steele. Why is she not on the poll?

I second that ! Best ass in the pornworld !

Couldn't help myself. ;)

Phew... for a moment there I thought you knew... erm... not that there is anything to know.

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Phew... for a moment there I thought you knew... erm... not that there is anything to know.

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Oh, I've got all your vids... :p

How could you forget Gauge and Jenna Brooks(Heaven St. Claire, Bambi Bliss)?

For the last time...
I DID NOT "FORGET" ANYONE! THERE IS A LIMIT ON THE NUMBER OF POLL OPTIONS!

Sweet jeebus... :rolleyes:

Oh, I've got all your vids... :p

No, you haven't. Come to think of it, I'd vote for my co-star, Hullepupp :p

For the last time...
I DID NOT "FORGET" ANYONE! THERE IS A LIMIT ON THE NUMBER OF POLL OPTIONS!

Sweet jeebus... :rolleyes:

I recognize this, I'm obviously implying you should of filtered your choices differently. ;)

No, you haven't. Come to think of it, I'd vote for my co-star, Hullepupp :p

I most certainly do. Czardas has 'em hosted on his website. :p

I most certainly do. Czardas has 'em hosted on his website. :p

Links, please :p

Links, please :p

I can't be hitting sites like that from work... :p

I can't be hitting sites like that from work... :p

Aw, c'mon. Just close the door of your office... ;)

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/5746/colton1ik.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Oh, Colton. Why do you have to be disreputable and in the US? *sigh*

I voted for Cabra West. The others you can obtain videos anywhere, with little effort.
With Cabra West, you'd have to work on getting a copy and then you'd appreciate it more.

First off, let's keep this clean, people.

Now, I obviously couldn't list every single one of 'em, so I pulled some from a list I found online of the top 50 (though I'm not sure how the rankings were determined). Of those listed in the poll, who's your favorite?
You're doing it again, ain't ya! Tsk! :D

Sorry Folks ...
I don´t wanna spoil your discussion, but the only MasterTapes of Cabra and me are here on my Computer.
You can buy the pix for €9.99 and the movie "one night in Cabra" for €39.99 at the local Erotic-Center

You're doing it again, ain't ya! Tsk! :D

Actually, this is the fifth one of these I've done. :D

Sorry Folks ...
I don´t wanna spoil your discussion, but the only MasterTapes of Cabra and me are here on my Computer.
You can buy the pix for €9.99 and the movie "one night in Cabra" for €39.99 at the local Erotic-Center

You sold them???

Right... ok... fair enough. But I want my share of the profits...

Oh, Colton. Why do you have to be disreputable and in the US? *sigh*What'd he do that made him disreputable?

If he's got anything, and he has a lot, it's shoulders.

I can see myself biting into one of those ....

I recognize this, I'm obviously implying you should of filtered your choices differently. ;)


Hell, my favorite's not even included...

What'd he do that made him disreputable?

Porn. It's a dichotomy, I admit, my admiration for him. Not that I would care about the disrepute in the end, but still.

I can see myself biting into one of those ....

http://www.austinchronicle.com/issues/dispatch/2004-08-27/screens_string6-1.jpg

I can see myself biting into any part of him, really.

Careful folks...apparently all this 'gayness' is making people question the PG13 label:rolleyes:

Careful folks...apparently all this 'gayness' is making people question the PG13 label:rolleyes:

What does PG13 even mean? I haven't posted anything explicit with genitals and/or boobs with nipples showing - I thought that was the line. We don't have PG13 here, so I really don't know what that is. If 13 = age 13, then I don't think anything I posted would have been unsuitable. I've seen ads more risqué. :\

Porn. It's a dichotomy, I admit, my admiration for him. Not that I would care about the disrepute in the end, but still.
Oh...lol. I thought you were saying that he was disreputable for a porn star, not that he was disreputable for being one.

come on kids

take a cold shower and grow up

come on kids

take a cold shower and grow up

I tried that once... the experience is overrated.

What does PG13 even mean? I haven't posted anything explicit with genitals and/or boobs with nipples showing - I thought that was the line. We don't have PG13 here, so I really don't know what that is. If 13 = age 13, then I don't think anything I posted would have been unsuitable. I've seen ads more risqué. :\
Yes well, I originally thought the complaint was about two people kissing...but apparently it's more about you pushing an 'anti-heterosexual agenda'.

come on kids

take a cold shower and grow upDo you have a better topic of discussion in mind?

ok not an "adult star" cos she's not strictly speaking porn... but: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10054166&postcount=3920 *drools*

Who the....?

Friend of yours PM?

Do you have a better topic of discussion in mind?
Yeah silly...apparently cold showers mature you! Get your teens into the shower NOW!

Do you have a better topic of discussion in mind?

of all the things that are going on in the world?

national deficit, election in Iraq, war in Iraq, future of the EU, race riots in Australia and what they mean for multi-culturalism, hell-talk about the weather

Do you have a better topic of discussion in mind?
Well, you could always discuss evolution vs. creation...

HAHAHA, ah, that was fun.

of all the things that are going on in the world?

national deficit, election in Iraq, war in Iraq, future of the EU, race riots in Australia and what they mean for multi-culturalism, hell-talk about the weatherIt might be a nice idea to pick one or more of those subjects and start a thread on it.

Yes well, I originally thought the complaint was about two people kissing...but apparently it's more about you pushing an 'anti-heterosexual agenda'.


is this a crime ???

:confused:

of all the things that are going on in the world?

national deficit, election in Iraq, war in Iraq, future of the EU, race riots in Australia and what they mean for multi-culturalism, hell-talk about the weather

Plenty of other threads about ALL that already. And almost as many about religion.

We thought we'd discuss something different for a moment

Okay out of those I am putting Aurora Snow but by far the best is Jenna Haze...

I think sooner or later this poll will be moved to the spam folder, but then we can open a new one "Is censorship a crime???"...

come on kids

take a cold shower and grow up

Kids indeed... :rolleyes:

Okay out of those I am putting Aurora Snow but by far the best is Jenna Haze...

yeah, jenna haze

yeah, jenna haze

Agreed, my favorite as well (SO HOT!), but like I said earlier, I used a list I found online. *shrug*

Who the....?

Friend of yours PM?
hehehe i wish ;) :p

tis princess blueyez - best of the net's (many) babes imho :D

Jenna Haze =

So hot...want to touch the hinie! Man if I had her I would do things banned in 49 of 50 states.

Jenna Haze

mmmmmmmm.... :fluffle:

its boner time! ;)

Jenna Haze =

So hot...want to touch the hinie! Man if I had her I would do things banned in 49 of 50 states.

I heard she quit the business, though... :(

I heard she quit the business, though... :(

There's hope for me after all.

There's hope for me after all.

Not really. And now there'll be no new Jenna Haze vids either.

Not really. And now there'll be no new Jenna Haze vids either.

Not in my fantasy world.

do i win a consolation prize if i out myself as never having heard of either of the ladies mentioned?

do i win a consolation prize if i out myself as never having heard of either of the ladies mentioned?

*lol

That's a lie, you must have heard of me, right?

do i win a consolation prize if i out myself as never having heard of either of the ladies mentioned?

If you are under 16 then you would win a prize of morality. If you are over 16 I am going to question that. If you are in college or above, you must be one very lucky SOB.

If you are under 16 then you would win a prize of morality. If you are over 16 I am going to question that. If you are in college or above, you must be one very lucky SOB.

i said "ladies", cabra. not ruthlessly horny NS..**** :) [sorry. i totally forgot you were on there too. how could one..not..know..you..?]

layarteb: i have left 16 well beyond me, thanks. and i grace a uni with my presence, too. what's a SOB? and yes, i do feel lucky. :)

First off, let's keep this clean, people.

Now, I obviously couldn't list every single one of 'em, so I pulled some from a list I found online of the top 50 (though I'm not sure how the rankings were determined). Of those listed in the poll, who's your favorite?

Wha...?!:eek:

i said "ladies", cabra. not ruthlessly horny NS..**** :) [sorry. i totally forgot you were on there too. how could one..not..know..you..?]

layarteb: i have left 16 well beyond me, thanks. and i grace a uni with my presence, too. what's a SOB? and yes, i do feel lucky. :)

LOL speaking of uni...today was my last day.

I always like Alicia Rio a lot ;)

do i win a consolation prize if i out myself as never having heard of either of the ladies mentioned?

No, you win the Sadness Trophy. :p

Sunrise Adams is pretty hot too.

Sunrise Adams is pretty hot too.

She was hotter before the boob job.

And Cabra's STILL winning! :D

I like Ashley Blue...

Stephanie Swift was pretty good, too.

I'm 17 and haven't heard of any of these people, not due to any concept of bourgeois morality but because as a socialist and a feminist I am not prepared to have any part in a huge capitalist industry which exploits and degrades women.

I'm 17 and haven't heard of any of these people, not due to any concept of bourgeois morality but because as a socialist and a feminist I am not prepared to have any part in a huge capitalist industry which exploits and degrades women.

I don't see how it's exploitation. These women choose to do this stuff, and they are paid very well for it.

Asia Carrera is actually quite intelligent. She was on Infidelguy's show once.

I'm 17 and haven't heard of any of these people, not due to any concept of bourgeois morality but because as a socialist and a feminist I am not prepared to have any part in a huge capitalist industry which exploits and degrades women.

Who is being exploited? The women making thousands upon thousands of dollars doing something they consented to or the poor saps buying their films and paying them their funds. What are you kidding me? These women are smart as hell in terms of that. Some may not be the brightest crayon in the box but they know how to make their millions.

Who is being exploited? The women making thousands upon thousands of dollars doing something they consented to or the poor saps buying their films and paying them their funds. What are you kidding me? These women are smart as hell in terms of that. Some may not be the brightest crayon in the box but they know how to make their millions.

Quoted for truth.

Quoted for truth.

Why thank you. The same argument goes for strippers who make tons of $ off slobs.

Why thank you. The same argument goes for strippers who make tons of $ off slobs.

Again, quoted for truth. You're on a roll. :cool:

Again, quoted for truth. You're on a roll. :cool:

Which is why I am taking the fame and saying "I'm out!"

Which is why I am taking the fame and saying "I'm out!"

You mean you're not going to stick around on the off-chance that Jenna Haze is an NSer and appreciates your posts here? :p

You mean you're not going to stick around on the off-chance that Jenna Haze is an NSer and appreciates your posts here? :p

Well if she is then my address is....and my phone number is....

Well if she is then my address is....and my phone number is....

I'm so tempted to create a new puppet: The Most Serene Republic of Jenna Haze. :cool:

I'm so tempted to create a new puppet: The Most Serene Republic of Jenna Haze. :cool:

I'll annex her to the Empire :)

I'll annex her to the Empire :)

And by "annex her," I'm sure you mean "**** the **** outta her." :p

And by "annex her," I'm sure you mean "**** the **** outta her." :p

How about a full-scale invasion with several beach landing points, each implemented with the goal of advancing towards central strategic locations with an inexhaustible legion of troops?

How about a full-scale invasion with several beach landing points, each implemented with the goal of advancing towards central strategic locations with an inexhaustible legion of troops?

Several? There are really only three possible um..."beachheads"... :p

Where is the "I don't watch porn/I don't pay attention to their names" option?

Where is the "I don't watch porn/I don't pay attention to their names" option?

That is never an option. :p

No, you win the Sadness Trophy

what for? for all the RL action that doesn't leave me time to watch these? :P

what for? for all the RL action that doesn't leave me time to watch these? :P

Oh...yeah...damn...didn't see that one...

what for? for all the RL action that doesn't leave me time to watch these? :P

Riiiiiiiight...

Riiiiiiiight...

Noticed your signature. You know I did my thesis for undergraduate on Chechen nationalism.

Why, oh why, have you not included the beautiful Rachel Rotten? She's the hottest of them all! She is by far the best porn... ahem... adult film star. Such beautiful hair.

Why, oh why, have you not included the beautiful Rachel Rotten? She's the hottest of them all! She is by far the best porn... ahem... adult film star. Such beautiful hair.

I like the name. There were a lot of hotties missing. Teagan Presley for example.

Why, oh why, have you not included the beautiful Rachel Rotten? She's the hottest of them all! She is by far the best porn... ahem... adult film star. Such beautiful hair.

Read the damn thread, will ya?

Noticed your signature. You know I did my thesis for undergraduate on Chechen nationalism.

The thing about invading Chechnya is an NSUN ref.

Most i recognise the names of are siliconed a/o of the same mold. I dont like pornstars in general, but Jezebelle Bond looks quite nice. Tattoos and piercings do more for me than gigantic tits.

I very much agree with the tattoos and piercings bit... oh my... I'm getting excited just thinking about it...

Amber Erlandson is very hot as well, though, as far as I know, she is not in any films, just pictures.

Since Rachel Rotten is not on the poll, I'm going to vote for NS General's very own Cabra West, who is the obvious choice out of the options.

The thing about invading Chechnya is an NSUN ref.

ooo yeah close enough.