Had fun at work today?
Cabra West
15-12-2005, 13:58
My dirty little mind has been thinking again, and I couldn't help wonder... how many of you have ever had sex at your workplace? In an unused office, in the broom cabinet, in any other quiet, deserted corner of the building?
How many ever rushed of to the toilet because you were simply to hot to wait til you got home, to put your fingers or your hand to good use?
Poll coming ;)
My dirty little mind has been thinking again, and I couldn't help wonder... how many of you have ever had sex at your workplace? In an unused office, in the broom cabinet, in any other quiet, deserted corner of the building?
How many ever rushed of to the toilet because you were simply to hot to wait til you got home, to put your fingers or your hand to good use?
Poll coming ;)
I'm a teacher at a junior high school. They do bad things to guys who even THINK about that at work. So, no.
Cabra West
15-12-2005, 14:04
I'm a teacher at a junior high school. They do bad things to guys who even THINK about that at work. So, no.
Really? Even if it's just yourself in the toilet???
Monkeypimp
15-12-2005, 14:05
It would be tough to do it where I work without getting caught. The lack of women contributes somewhat as well.
I'm a teacher at a junior high school. They do bad things to guys who even THINK about that at work. So, no.
*gasp*
You mean hentai games have lied to us all about Japanese high schools?
Hullepupp
15-12-2005, 14:35
Really? Even if it's just yourself in the toilet???
2 or 3 times a week :D
Carnivorous Lickers
15-12-2005, 14:41
I used to bang in the bathroom at work, but more often in a car in the parking lot of behind a nearby hibachi steak house.
Now, I work mainly from home. I have the best white leather couch in my office that my wife and I have many a "nooner" on when the kids are in school.
life is good
Really? Even if it's just yourself in the toilet???
Well, there's no such thing as a teacher's toilet in my school. And again, lots of kids around so even if I was so inclined...
*gasp*
You mean hentai games have lied to us all about Japanese high schools?
Junior high school, yes they did, and *pulls out large mallet* Kanabia no baka!
Junior high school, yes they did, and *pulls out large mallet* Kanabia no baka!
Aagh! Dame desu! *contests with larger mallet*
Cluichstan
15-12-2005, 15:57
I've got my own office, so it's a simple matter to close and lock the door when the urge strikes me, which is rather often. Come to think of it...
*closes and locks the door*
Cabra West
15-12-2005, 20:09
I've got my own office, so it's a simple matter to close and lock the door when the urge strikes me, which is rather often. Come to think of it...
*closes and locks the door*
Gosh, I wish I was important enough to have my own office. It's just so annoying to try not to breath in the toilet when you can hear people washing their hands outside....
Cluichstan
15-12-2005, 20:10
Come join me in my office. We can lock the door... *waggles his eyebrows*
Pure Metal
15-12-2005, 20:19
i work at home.
with broadband internet...
...and i'm sometimes alone in the house....
.... a man can get lonely! what do you think?! :p
Cabra West
15-12-2005, 20:32
Come join me in my office. We can lock the door... *waggles his eyebrows*
You better had a really comfortable desk in there :D
Megaloria
15-12-2005, 20:34
When I worked at a library, I caught a couple in the middle of things down in the basement stacks. I was paid fifty dollars for my silence on the matter.
Cluichstan
15-12-2005, 20:35
You better had a really comfortable desk in there :D
Comfy desk and a few comfy chairs... ;)
Eutrusca
15-12-2005, 20:37
My dirty little mind has been thinking again, and I couldn't help wonder... how many of you have ever had sex at your workplace? In an unused office, in the broom cabinet, in any other quiet, deserted corner of the building?
Heh! Heh! Heh! <---- "dirty old man" laugh! :D
Grainne Ni Malley
15-12-2005, 20:46
Sex with a co-worker? A couple times. At work? No. There were never any good "hiding places". :(
Cluichstan
15-12-2005, 22:16
Sex with a co-worker? A couple times. At work? No. There were never any good "hiding places". :(
You and Cabra can come hide in my office with me. :cool:
Eutrusca
15-12-2005, 22:18
Sex with a co-worker? A couple times. At work? No. There were never any good "hiding places". :(
Um ... I have a home office. :D
Grainne Ni Malley
15-12-2005, 22:39
You and Cabra can come hide in my office with me. :cool:
I'll have to check with Cabra, but it might be arranged. ;)
Um ... I have a home office. :D
:eek: Daddy! You'd wear me out.
Hullepupp
15-12-2005, 22:51
I'll have to check with Cabra, but it might be arranged. ;)
You need to ask me too ;)
Cabra West
15-12-2005, 22:53
I'll have to check with Cabra, but it might be arranged. ;)
Sounds like fun!
And wouldn't you look forward to a day in the office und such circumstances :D
Carnivorous Lickers
15-12-2005, 22:55
Um ... I have a home office. :D
Me too- I designed it myself, had a builder help me build it. It may be my favorite room in the house.
Cluichstan
15-12-2005, 22:57
Sounds like fun!
And wouldn't you look forward to a day in the office und such circumstances :D
HELL YES! :D
I used to bang in the bathroom at work, but more often in a car in the parking lot of behind a nearby hibachi steak house.
Now, I work mainly from home. I have the best white leather couch in my office that my wife and I have many a "nooner" on when the kids are in school.
life is good
Color me jealous. I have to sit in a cube that doesn't even have connecting walls.
Although I am ordering new cubes momentatrily...whipeedee frakin doo
Jester III
16-12-2005, 19:07
Well, our secretary has a nice body and giving her gentle massages whilst talking sex gets my in the mood quite often. :p
When I'm at work, I tend to have patients coming and going all the time, and it's a constant struggle against paperwork when I have an opening in between them.
Who the hell would even have time for stuff like that at work?
Cabra West
16-12-2005, 20:24
When I'm at work, I tend to have patients coming and going all the time, and it's a constant struggle against paperwork when I have an opening in between them.
Who the hell would even have time for stuff like that at work?
Well, I occasionally use my breaks... :D
Well, I occasionally use my breaks... :D
Breaks? Spoilt kids.
Cabra West
16-12-2005, 20:32
Breaks? Spoilt kids.
You're just jealous, is all :D
Liskeinland
16-12-2005, 20:34
My dirty little mind has been thinking again, and I couldn't help wonder... how many of you have ever had sex at your workplace? In an unused office, in the broom cabinet, in any other quiet, deserted corner of the building?
How many ever rushed of to the toilet because you were simply to hot to wait til you got home, to put your fingers or your hand to good use?
Poll coming ;) A couple of weeks ago, I came across something that seemed to be VERY odd in the toilets at my school. You won't believe me. I'll tell you anyway.
I was walking towards the cubicles, and I heard some very... odd noises, coming from high-pitched 11 year old male voices. Grunting, puffing, giggling, moaning and then "You got some on the seat!" And then two giggling year 7 boys came out of the SAME CUBICLE.
I ran for it.
Eutrusca
16-12-2005, 20:36
:eek: Daddy! You'd wear me out.
[ weeps uncontrollably ]
Eutrusca
16-12-2005, 20:38
Me too- I designed it myself, had a builder help me build it. It may be my favorite room in the house.
Lucky stiff! I just turned one room in my lil place into an office by buying a computer desk and a bookshelf! :p
You're just jealous, is all :D
I like being a workaholic so much, I've been cultivating my own Helicobacter Pylori just to get an, oh, so career-chic ulcer.
Grainne Ni Malley
16-12-2005, 21:32
[ weeps uncontrollably ]
Awww... now I feel rotten. I should be spanked...
Cluichstan
16-12-2005, 21:42
Awww... now I feel rotten. I should be spanked...
Allow me to do the honours... ;)
Hoos Bandoland
16-12-2005, 21:50
My dirty little mind has been thinking again, and I couldn't help wonder... how many of you have ever had sex at your workplace? In an unused office, in the broom cabinet, in any other quiet, deserted corner of the building?
How many ever rushed of to the toilet because you were simply to hot to wait til you got home, to put your fingers or your hand to good use?
Poll coming ;)
We have security cameras at work, so it wouldn't be a wise thing to do. Plus, I have a home for that sort of thing!
Cabra West
16-12-2005, 22:28
Awww... now I feel rotten. I should be spanked...
Oh, I know somebody who'd be delighted to be of assistance...
Grainne Ni Malley
16-12-2005, 22:35
Oh, I know somebody who'd be delighted to be of assistance...
Apparently there's more than one. I'm afraid my bottom's going to be sore.
Cabra West
16-12-2005, 22:40
Apparently there's more than one. I'm afraid my bottom's going to be sore.
Then we could spank somethng else for a while...
Grainne Ni Malley
16-12-2005, 22:45
Ooh, I know! The Monkey! (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=monkey/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=11ubi7qek/EXP=1134855783/*-http%3A//www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/monkey.jpg)
Hullepupp
16-12-2005, 23:23
you believe a monkey would like it ?
Cabra West
17-12-2005, 20:43
you believe a monkey would like it ?
Wouldn't that be cruelty to animals? Call PETA!