NationStates Jolt Archive

If you're cheap and you have to give presents, here are some ideas:

Love
Say that you're Jewish
A simple card
A stack of coupons
Amnesty

Gifts for your ex-wives:
A vibrator with a note that says, "Maybe this'll make you react..."
Love
A rabid puppy
Child-support check


Gifts for your children:
Coal
Coal
Coal
Tokens from an Indian casino

Gifts for your mother:
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