NationStates Jolt Archive

www.truechristian.com

Check it out,it's just plain insane.

Don't say I didn't warn and please don't be offended if you happen to be a christian fundementalist.I didn't do it on purpose.:fluffle:

THis has GOT to be a joke... A horrible, twisted, yet strangly humorous joke...

Brilliant! I love it!

Pfft...I've seen ALOT worse.

Oh yes,check out the Kids section(or Kidz,as it spelled there.)Quite...Interesting stuff.

Landoverbaptist would pwn their ass.;)

Landoverbaptist would pwn their ass.;)
I agree. The page you linked to was badly done. I especially thought that the cartoon on the kids page for the story of Onan was a bit overdone.

I like this part in the kids section

But Pastor Jim, who is an atheist?

--Someone who supports the religion of Evolution

--Is a line cook

--Says "I am an ATHEIST"

--Has a pin that says "I am an ATHEIST"
--Doesn't like sports

--Celebrates Halloween

--Watches cable

--Does drugs

--Plays video games

--Goes to college

--Calls 'liberate', murder

--Stays up late at night

--Is laughing now

--Drinks blood

--Is a homosexual

--Is religious (since Christianity is Truth)

--Plays chess

--Isn't Republican

--Eats shellfish

Check these guys out:

pub49.ezboard.com/btruechristiansunite

Closely related to Landoverbaptist. Alas I've been IP banned from both forums too many times, too much fun taunting them.

I know TCU isn't real, no idea about landover.

Check these guys out:

pub49.ezboard.com/btruechristiansunite

Closely related to Landoverbaptist. Alas I've been IP banned from both forums too many times, too much fun taunting them.

I know TCU isn't real, no idea about landover.
Landover is a parody ... always has been

--Someone who supports the religion of Evolution: Ish

--Is a line cook: Can't say I am...

--Says "I am an ATHEIST": Nope

--Has a pin that says "I am an ATHEIST": Nuh-uh

--Doesn't like sports: Definately

--Celebrates Halloween: Tis fun too

--Watches cable: Every damn day

--Does drugs: No

--Plays video games: Hell yeah!

--Goes to college: I plan to if that counts...

--Calls 'liberate', murder: Doesn't even make sense

--Stays up late at night: Usually...

--Is laughing now: Mmm-hmm

--Drinks blood: ...

--Is a homosexual: Um...

--Is religious (since Christianity is Truth): Wha?

--Plays chess: I suck at it, but yeah...

--Isn't Republican: That's a big 10-4

--Eats shellfish: I like fish better...

So according to this website, I am approximately 50% atheist...now if that isn't scitzophrenic, I don't know what is...

The Atheists don't ever realize that the word "Universe" tells them what they should be knowing.

Uni-verse.
Uni = 1
Verse = Bible Verse

And what's that One Bible Verse? It's Genesis 1:1. Stupid Atheists will never learn that all the information that we need to know is in the Bible when it comes to anything relating to the five senses.

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Read up I found it AND posted it first :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

argh this is insanely mad. it has to be a fake.

Why are people asking whether this is satirical or not? It obviously is.

the problem is, its real enough to be real - but mad enough to be a parody.

I'm having an identity crisis....I'm a Christian, yet I wear sandels (a usual Democrat/Californian trait), play video games, I don't really play sports and I play chess... @_@;;;

the problem is, its real enough to be real - but mad enough to be a parody.
I think Landoverbaptist is closer to what you are describing. The pornographic cartoons make it so far from real, that it isn't even a good parody.

Landover Baptist is a far superior site.
This site is obnoxious and trite and hardly passible for good satire--Landover rules!!!!! and I am a Real Baptist.

I'm a Christian, yet I wear sandels

Jesus wore sandals.

www.truechristian.com

Better:

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

www.truechristian.com

Check it out,it's just plain insane.

Don't say I didn't warn and please don't be offended if you happen to be a christian fundementalist.I didn't do it on purpose.:fluffle:
I'm no great fan of fundamentalists in any religion, but this guy gives a whole new meaning to the term "religious fruitcake." :mad:

Can I please say that not all christians are like that. I'm a christian and not a quack. I get along perfectally well with my friends who have other religious beliefs. And I'm a socilalist. We're not all fundimental over zealous party killers (sorry to anyone who is)

Um...

....people, this is a joke website

Man, these guys are no better than Al-Qaeda...

I really doubt this real ...

Although it wouldn't be the most disturbing 'real' thing you can find on the web if it wass...

The Atheists don't ever realize that the word "Universe" tells them what they should be knowing.

Uni-verse.
Uni = 1
Verse = Bible Verse

And what's that One Bible Verse? It's Genesis 1:1. Stupid Atheists will never learn that all the information that we need to know is in the Bible when it comes to anything relating to the five senses.

How about reality? Middle English, from Old French univers, from Latin niversum, from neuter of niversus, whole : nus, one; see oi-no- in Indo-European Roots + versus, past participle of vertere, to turn; see wer-2 in Indo-European Roots
See no bible verse referenced.

Thats fantastic! and the scientology bit is oddly informative.

Landover Baptist is a far superior site.
This site is obnoxious and trite and hardly passible for good satire--Landover rules!!!!! and I am a Real Baptist.
really? just plain baptist or what?

it's interesting, when I find other baptists on here. (I happen to be southern baptist)

btw I agree about Landover, it's hilarious (even to me ;))

My favorite line from that site:

"Gee, I want more of that nice, lobstery flavor. Maybe I should become a lesbian to get it!"

Can I please say that not all christians are like that. I'm a christian and not a quack. I get along perfectally well with my friends who have other religious beliefs. And I'm a socilalist. We're not all fundimental over zealous party killers (sorry to anyone who is)
HEY!!
Its a parody, it isnt real. Relax.

Well,it does have forums,which seem to be inhabited by real chatters,christian,fundmentalist and athiest.

www.truechristian.com

Check it out,it's just plain insane.

Don't say I didn't warn and please don't be offended if you happen to be a christian fundementalist.I didn't do it on purpose.:fluffle:

Something tells me the guy(s) are serious about it...
BTW, i'm a demon! Woohooo!