NationStates Jolt Archive


Death outlawed

Lazy Otakus
14-12-2005, 15:52
While the US is still discussing wether the death penalty is a good idea or not, a small town in Brazil is already much more innovative - they outlaw death itself:

Die at your own risk, mayor proposes

Proposal: Residents should mind 'health in order not to die'

BIRITIBA MIRIM, Brazil (AP) -- There's no more room to bury the dead, they can't be cremated and laws forbid a new cemetery. So the mayor of this Brazilian farm town has proposed a solution: outlaw death.

Mayor Roberto Pereira da Silva's proposal to the Town Council asks residents to "take good care of your health in order not to die" and warns that "infractors will be held responsible for their acts."

The bill, which sets no penalty for passing away, is meant to protest a federal law that has barred a new or expanded cemetery in Biritiba Mirim, a town of 28,000 people 45 miles east of Sao Paulo.

"Of course the bill is laughable, unconstitutional, and will never be approved," said Gilson Soares de Campos, an aide to the mayor. "But can you think of a better marketing strategy?"

A 2003 decree by Brazil's National Environment Council bars new or expanded cemeteries in so-called permanent preservation areas or in areas with high water tables. Environmental protection measures rule out cremation.

That left no option for Biritiba Mirim, a town on the so-called "green belt" of rich farmland that supplies fruits and vegetables for Sao Paulo, Brazil's biggest city. The town produces 90 percent of the watercress consumed in Brazil.

Most of Biritiba Mirim sits above the underground water source for about 2 million people in Sao Paulo, de Campos said. The rest is covered by protected forest.

More than 50,000 people already are buried in the 3,500 crypts and tombs in Biritiba Mirim's municipal cemetery, which was inaugurated in 1910.

The cemetery ran out of space last month, and 20 residents who have died since November were forced to share a crypt. But even that solution has limits.

"We have even buried people under the walkways," de Campos said, predicting that crypts will reach capacity in six months. "Look, people are going to die. A solution has to be found, or we'll have to break the law."

At least 20 towns within 60 miles of Biritiba Mirim have a similar dilemma, de Campos said, though none has ordered its citizens not to die.

Biritiba Marim isn't the first Brazilian town to draw attention with an unusual law. A few years ago, a mayor in Parana state banned the sale of condoms, arguing that his town needed to increase its population to keep qualifying for federal aid. Drugstores ignored the ban.

De Campos said his town wants the Environment Council to change the wording of the cemetery decree to allow exceptions approved by environmentalists.

Biritiba Mirim has set aside public land -- five times the size of the current graveyard -- for a cemetery that environmental experts from the University of Sao Paulo say "will not affect the region's water tables or surrounding environment," de Campos said.

The Environment Council declined to comment before a meeting to discuss the matter with local officials Thursday.

Meanwhile, town officials say they are hoping no one else dies.

Sometimes even politicians have humor.

What do you think? Is it silly, a good idea or a waste of money?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
14-12-2005, 16:15
What do you think? Is it silly, a good idea or a waste of money?
Why can't it be a good idea for a silly waste of money?

Though this makes me wonder, is it possible for murderers to get a plea bargain provided that they testify against the deceased?
"Yes, your honor, I saw that man die on the end of my knife. Yes, your honor, I know that he was dead. Because he died after the 67th time I'd stabbed him, your honor. Yes, your honor, when I kills people, I kills 'em good."
Sinuhue
14-12-2005, 16:20
Sometimes you have to be ridiculous to get your point across. Why is there a federal law halting an expansion or new construction of the graveyard in the first place? Clearly one needs to ask, "What, they expect us to stop dying?" Perhaps when the people in charge see this stupid bill they'll realise that their decision is as ridiculous as outlawing death. I rather like this move.
Sinuhue
14-12-2005, 16:46
Ok, so there isn't much interest in the faux law itself...but what about using a ridiculous proposal as a political action? Likey? No likey?
Dishonorable Scum
14-12-2005, 16:52
Ok, so there isn't much interest in the faux law itself...but what about using a ridiculous proposal as a political action? Likey? No likey?
It's been done before. For example, during the run-up to the Iraq war, in order to lampoon the absurd persecution of France and all things French by many Americans (think "Freedom Fries!"), the town council of Carrboro, NC proclaimed a "French Culture Month", encouraging residents of the town to drink French wines and patronize French restaurants. Silly? Yes, but that was the point - the anti-French mood of the nation was also ridiculous.

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