NationStates Jolt Archive

It can be from various lines that work, to clothing styles, sexual moves, whatever.

Be creative I guess.

I'll post some of my ideas later.

For men: Listen to her needs: the football game just isn't 'that' important sometimes

For women: Listen to his needs: you can hear them better if you're silent.

For women: Smashing them over the head and dragging them into a dirty alley while they're only semi-concious seems to work.
For men: Same as with women, you just have to smash a bit harder.

For men; Don't try to kiss her on the first date.

For women; Don't let him kiss you on the first date.

For women: Naked Scattergories. :)

For men: Strip Trivial Pursuit. ;)

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

For men: don't fart in her company
For women: blokes fart. cut him some slack cos the smell will go shortly...


a more serious one might be (for men but i suppose the same might be true for women) to be different... don't tell her stuff that she already knows or that she's already heard from a bunch of other blokes. if you're different and stand out in some way, you'll stand out in her mind too :)
of course if that happens naturally then i guess you're really on to something :cool:
disclaimer: my record/experience with women is less than impressive. what i say is probably complete BS. you have been warned ;)

The cute, flirty eyes work really well for me...

Just look at him, when he looks back, give him a very slight smile, and look away, chat to friends, and laugh at their jokes/listen intently, etc, etc. Almost guaranteed that he'll show at least some interest in you at some point during the night...

To attract women, be funny, creative, witty and caring.
A Lambourghini also helps.

Rohypnol hasn't failed me yet.

Rohypnol hasn't failed me yet.

Best pick up line: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Best pick up line: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
I'm definately gonna have to try that one out :p

i attract with women with sleeping gas, laughing gas, and mustard gas

Guys: NEVER be overtly sexual unless she has already. No need to arrested for rape and/or sexual harassment.

Girls: Be overtly sexual when the time is right, in a tasteful way, of course.

the football game just isn't 'that' important sometimes


LIES! DAMNABLE LIES!!!

For men; Don't try to kiss her on the first date.

For women; Don't let him kiss you on the first date.
bullshit

Be yourself amongst likeminded peers.

If either one of those fail, my advice is to get very, very drunk & go crazy. Nothing much to lose, and who knows? In the wrong crowd, making a really bad impression might be a very good thing.

One word: BACKRUBS

Works for either gender. :)

good europian chocolate

good europian chocolateProving just how right I was with that advice.

Chocolate wouldn't work on me. Nor would it work on that hot vegan chick down the street you're gunning for (assuming there is one, and you are).

For men: Smack and lick your lips in a shitfaced leer. Wink multiple times. Waggle your eyebrows while saying suggestive things. Offer to show her the inside of your van or bedroom. Call her "baby" or "hot stuff."

For women: Threaten to yell for the police whenever negotiations don't go your way. Once you've used your man for your own purposes, dispose of him like a used kleenex, preferably by having sexual relations with his best friend or brother.

Proving just how right I was with that advice.

Chocolate wouldn't work on me. Nor would it work on that hot vegan chick down the street you're gunning for (assuming there is one, and you are).
nope, iam a girl, and several guys love chocolate

I'm gay, so here is my contribution:

Men: Don't try to be funny; it looks terrible, if you can make a joke when the *OPPORTUNITY* arrives, then sure, but don't try to make one out of thin air - oh, and no one likes a blatently rude joke. Women (and gay me) like sophistication, use double entendre's and innuendo.

Women: Cut the guy a bit of slack; want to know a little bit of reality, the average guy is scared of a female, thats right, you've got his balls in your hands, so be nice to him, his ego can crack rather easily.

Women and Men: Dont pretend. Be yourself.
Women: Go easy on the make-up, please.
Men: Dont be desperate, thats worse than halitosis.

Never assume that one approach will work on all members of the opposite sex. Respond to the individual, and be yourself. Be natural, be genuine, and the other person will appreciate the quirks of your personality. Unless they're a jerk. In which case you're better off not attracting them anyway.

... use double entendre's and innuendo...

If I am really on my game, I'll occasionally use triple entendre.

A tip if you DO want to use chocolate to get vegan chicks - Green and Blacks dark chocolate. It'd work on me anyway.

i wouldn't know. i spent most of my time at a party being socially inept with a girl.
the annoying thing is i only found out that she's an anime freak like me the next day

Men, if you are afraid, don't show it. Don't even think it. They can smell it on you, and it smells like weakness, which is not appealing. Avoid the friend zone at all costs. If she asks for you to adopt her into a brother/sister relationship, outright refuse. Get that kiss on the first date, or give up on her forever. And above all else, don't pay for anything.

Women, if you are afraid, show it. Even if you aren't, pretend. They think they can smell it on you, and it smells like weakness, which is very appealing. Don't worry about getting caught in their friend zone, it does not exist for you. Don't use little mind games on men to trap them in your friend zone, because men do not want to be your friend. Give up a kiss on the first date, or never expect to be called by that man ever again. And above all else, don't pay for anything.

Dudes: I encourage every man to take steroids and buff himself, grow a thick black luft of hair on his back that could sustain a Siberian blizzard, eat raw human flesh, do away with personal hygine and take up garbage diving at your local dump, and when you turn into somekind of murderous, bloodthirsty silverback that streaks through the night raping the homeless and screaming "Crocodile Rock" at the top of your lungs, the ladies will flock to you.

Ladies: I don't have expierence being a women, or trying to get men to love me, but I'll give it a shot. Be yourself, being fake only confuses us, and that's why we "don't know" y'all sometimes. But that's all rather unspecified, isn't it? So, first, you have to assess why you wish to attract the opposite sex. The more the desire for a long-term friendship is, or the possibility of there being one, the more need there is to be genuine. And games are difinitely taboo.

my only advice would be to smile and eye contact is good too (just don't stare)


but i only attract weirdos so you may not wanna listen to me

my only advice would be to smile and eye contact is good too (just don't stare)


but i only attract weirdos so you may not wanna listen to me
well in that case... <puts on his weirdest look> ...hello there... <smiles weirdly> :p

Dudes: I encourage every man to take steroids and buff himself, grow a thick black luft of hair on his back that could sustain a Siberian blizzard, eat raw human flesh, do away with personal hygine and take up garbage diving at your local dump, and when you turn into somekind of murderous, bloodthirsty silverback that streaks through the night raping the homeless and screaming "Crocodile Rock" at the top of your lungs, the ladies will flock to you.
well, i already have half of that, but normally sing random nine inch nails songs. it doesn't really help me :(

well in that case... <puts on his weirdest look> ...hello there... <smiles weirdly> :p
lol, well i can tell you now, they never get anywhere

lol, well i can tell you now, they never get anywhere
that's ok, i can act normal, on occasion, if necessary.

well, i already have half of that, but normally sing random nine inch nails songs. it doesn't really help me :(
The key is "Crocodile Rock." You gotta follow the whole formula! :p

that's ok, i can act normal, on occasion, if necessary.
lol, well as long as you don't try to force yourself on me, drink too much and smash stuff up, cry when some other guy hits on me, use lines like 'it's Saturday night, yo uwant a good, hard fuck' or twitch you'd already waaaaaaaaaay ahead of the last 5 guys that have asked me out lol:rolleyes:

lol, well as long as you don't try to force yourself on me, drink too much and smash stuff up, cry when some other guy hits on me, use lines like 'it's Saturday night, yo uwant a good, hard fuck' or twitch you'd already waaaaaaaaaay ahead of the last 5 guys that have asked me out lol:rolleyes:

I'm so in.

lol, well as long as you don't try to force yourself on me, drink too much and smash stuff up, cry when some other guy hits on me, use lines like 'it's Saturday night, yo uwant a good, hard fuck' or twitch you'd already waaaaaaaaaay ahead of the last 5 guys that have asked me out lol:rolleyes:
i do often drink too much, people need to hold me back when i've had enough. and i do sometimes twitch, but i try not to force myself on people and never do the other stuff. oh well, the distance is a bit far anyway

The key is "Crocodile Rock." You gotta follow the whole formula! :p
bah, it's no good. i can't stop my need for NIN. girls don't like being called "the perfect" drug, do they?
oh well, more faliure

lol, well as long as you don't try to force yourself on me, drink too much and smash stuff up, cry when some other guy hits on me, use lines like 'it's Saturday night, yo uwant a good, hard fuck' or twitch you'd already waaaaaaaaaay ahead of the last 5 guys that have asked me out lol:rolleyes:
*raises eyebrow*
well that kinda sucks

*raises eyebrow*
well that kinda sucks

Mr Twitchy?

*raises eyebrow*
well that kinda sucks
yeah, that's all been within the last couple of weeks, i've decided to give up on men completely and become a nun or something

yeah, that's all been within the last couple of weeks, i've decided to give up on men completely and become a nun or something
:eek: i would complain but, well, distance problem.

EDIT: oh, and the chance of getting a fellow anime freak (a hot one, too :p )

Mr Twitchy?
lmao! :p
would be worth sigging if it made more sense :p

yeah, that's all been within the last couple of weeks, i've decided to give up on men completely and become a nun or something
:eek: noooooooooooooooo!
today is a sad day for the male gender :(

there must be some good guys out there... in my experience (as an onlooker (never been asked out buy a guy myself lol)) the guys who ask tons of girls out and are really overconfident tend to be mr. twitchy/mr. smashstuff/etc. you wanna wait for a "nice guy" who might be less confident in asking girls out ;)
which creates the problem: if they never ask girls out... how are you supposed to get together?
answer: you ask guys out! its a wonderfully 21st century solution ;)

lmao! :p
would be worth sigging if it made more sense :p


:eek: noooooooooooooooo!
today is a sad day for the male gender :(

there must be some good guys out there... in my experience (as an onlooker (never been asked out buy a guy myself lol)) the guys who ask tons of girls out and are really overconfident tend to be mr. twitchy/mr. smashstuff/etc. you wanna wait for a "nice guy" who might be less confident in asking girls out ;)
which creates the problem: if they never ask girls out... how are you supposed to get together?
answer: you ask guys out! its a wonderfully 21st century solution ;)
i started seeing a nice guy but he finished it because him being shy made me shy and 2 shy people together just doesn't work and that made me sad so nice boys are just as bad as the bad ones

there must be some good guys out there... in my experience (as an onlooker (never been asked out buy a guy myself lol)) the guys who ask tons of girls out and are really overconfident tend to be mr. twitchy/mr. smashstuff/etc. you wanna wait for a "nice guy" who might be less confident in asking girls out ;)
which creates the problem: if they never ask girls out... how are you supposed to get together?
answer: you ask guys out! its a wonderfully 21st century solution ;)
i'm relatively quiet most of the time, provided i'm relatively sober but i'm still Mr. twitchy.
i've been told i'm nice, but it just has to be a lie

i started seeing a nice guy but he finished it because him being shy made me shy and 2 shy people together just doesn't work and that made me sad so nice boys are just as bad as the bad ones
once you find i nice, shy guy, get drunk together - it'll make it easier for you to do stuff together

i started seeing a nice guy but he finished it because him being shy made me shy and 2 shy people together just doesn't work and that made me sad so nice boys are just as bad as the bad ones
hmm know what you mean... shy + shy = odd stuff
(like you and me up in manchester ;) :p)

i just hope shyness won't be a problem like that when i meet up (finally) with glitziness in april :(

The cute, flirty eyes work really well for me...

Just look at him, when he looks back, give him a very slight smile, and look away, chat to friends, and laugh at their jokes/listen intently, etc, etc. Almost guaranteed that he'll show at least some interest in you at some point during the night...

Krakozha
I need your phone number
:fluffle:
love,
Lord Potvin

I'm not going to give guys advice since I don't have the trach record to back me up.

Women: All you need to do is:

Arrive Naked. Bring beer.

The only thing I´ve come up with so far as with regard to the approaching of those puzzling "other people" (a.k.a women ;) ) is that the best way for me is to stop worrying and thinking too much. When I talk to a woman I really like there is always the part of me that´s pushing me to say something, anything, while all the time worrying if she might like me. The reason my girlfriend and I first kissed was because I´d shut down most of the worry-factor and just let it go, not trying consciously to come over a certain way, just having fun

hmm know what you mean... shy + shy = odd stuff
(like you and me up in manchester ;) :p)


What you mean?

http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/manchester%20madness/exports/don%27t%20ask.jpg

Two good pickup lines:

"You must be eating your Lucky Charms, because you look magically delicious."

"Wanna go back to my place, order a pizza, maybe have some sex?''
"No way!''
"What, you don't like pizza?"

My only advice is to be as good-looking and confident as you can on any given night. I am an arrogant bastard, so I have no trouble with this. However, since no one else is as good looking as me, I suggest that you don't go overboard on the arrogant. Make yourself look good. Make her feel good. The quickest way to a woman's heart is unabashed flattery. They are fragile creatures. Make them feel special, and then give em the old 8=====>

I close with one of the wisest quotes I've heard in the last week.
"Don't be a dummy, cum on the tummy."

What you mean?

http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/manchester%20madness/exports/don%27t%20ask.jpg
hehehe :p
though technically speakin, you got her started on that ;) :p

Men- take it out.
Women-polish it.

Men- take it out.
Women-polish it.

Works every time :D

Men- take it out.
Women-polish it.

HAHAHA! Nice.

"Women always say to me 'men only want sex,' and I say,'that is not true! Now finish blowing me and we'll talk."

--Dane Cook

Works every time :D

See? We can all get along famously.

HAHAHA! Nice.

"Women always say to me 'men only want sex,' and I say,'that is not true! Now finish blowing me and we'll talk."

--Dane Cook


I like that one!

A Roman helmet makes for a good icebreaker

men are attracted to intelligent women who can have fun

women are attracted to confident men who can be courteous.

Little ways to attract the opposite sex?




my penis :(

Little ways to attract the opposite sex?




my penis :(

Awwwww! *hug*

hehehe :p
though technically speakin, you got her started on that ;) :p

>.>
<.<

Yeah yeah, go on, blame the Dutchman.

:p

What you mean?

http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/manchester%20madness/exports/don%27t%20ask.jpg
you were doing that first!!!

you were doing that first!!!

"You may say that, but I couldn't possibly comment."


:)

you were doing that first!!!
thats what i said :p
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10098995&postcount=65 *nods*

mwuhahaha... there's no escape from this one AC ;) :D

For men: try to make yourself look like a horrible person, dumb, sexist, violent and the likes...
When she finds out you are none of the above this can only be positive.
I have used that tactic throughout my life, even with my friends. And, well I'm not a TOTAL social disaster.

Awwwww! *hug*

See? At least it gets me pity lovin'... :(

For both sexes: quit with the retarded stereotypes and actually talk to each other.

If you find out that the other person believe in any of the "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" crap, run the other way as fast as you can.

If they believe in any of the "Dating Rules," don't bother going on a second date (and avoid the first one if at all possible).

If they believe that "women want X" or "men want Y," (and if the "X" or "Y" is something other than food, water, shelter, or television) then you know you're dealing with an immature dink who isn't worth having sex with.

Most importantly, if you yourself believe in any of these stereotypes, generalizations, or gender-based "rules," remove yourself from the dating pool immediately. Don't worry about attracting a partner until you've dealt with your own unattractive ignorance.

For both sexes: quit with the retarded stereotypes and actually talk to each other.

If you find out that the other person believe in any of the "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" crap, run the other way as fast as you can.

If they believe in any of the "Dating Rules," don't bother going on a second date (and avoid the first one if at all possible).

If they believe that "women want X" or "men want Y," (and if the "X" or "Y" is something other than food, water, shelter, or television) then you know you're dealing with an immature dink who isn't worth having sex with.

Most importantly, if you yourself believe in any of these stereotypes, generalizations, or gender-based "rules," remove yourself from the dating pool immediately. Don't worry about attracting a partner until you've dealt with your own unattractive ignorance.

*applause* You're good :)

*applause* You're good :)
Thanks, but mostly I'm just sick of idiots talking about how "women want..." and how "men are attracted to..."

No, dingbats, "women" aren't all attracted to some particular thing, and "men" don't all want the same thing. Individual people have wants, needs, hobbies, turn ons, and turn offs. These individuals may also happen to be male or female, but don't let that distract you from the fact that they are an individual human being. The moment you fall back on generalizations is the moment you identify yourself as an undesireable loser who can't be bothered to actually TALK with the person you're trying to attract. When you resort to this kind of stupidity, you are advertising the fact that you can't pull your head away from a person's crotch long enough to learn about the person who is attached to those genitals.

Stop worrying about what "women" want, and start talking to the girl you like. Find out what SHE wants, instead of letting the editors of Maxim tell you what she must want. Stop giggling with your girlfriends about what "men" are like, and start getting to know an individual human being who happens to have a penis. The only generalization about "men" that you need to know is that everything Cosmo says about men is crap.

Please, for pity's sake, get over this playground boys-versus-girls bullshit. It's embarassing.

Thanks, but mostly I'm just sick of idiots talking about how "women want..." and how "men are attracted to..."

No, dingbats, "women" aren't all attracted to some particular thing, and "men" don't all want the same thing. Individual people have wants, needs, hobbies, turn ons, and turn offs. These individuals may also happen to be male or female, but don't let that distract you from the fact that they are an individual human being. The moment you fall back on generalizations is the moment you identify yourself as an undesireable loser who can't be bothered to actually TALK with the person you're trying to attract. When you resort to this kind of stupidity, you are advertising the fact that you can't pull your head away from a person's crotch long enough to learn about the person who is attached to those genitals.

Stop worrying about what "women" want, and start talking to the girl you like. Find out what SHE wants, instead of letting the editors of Maxim tell you what she must want. Stop giggling with your girlfriends about what "men" are like, and start getting to know an individual human being who happens to have a penis. The only generalization about "men" that you need to know is that everything Cosmo says about men is crap.

Please, for pity's sake, get over this playground boys-versus-girls bullshit. It's embarassing.

Yup, I said a similar thing quite early on, but nobody took much notice :(

One word: BACKRUBS

Works for either gender. :)


Preach The Gospel, Good Sir!

backrubs, chocolate (esp. as a gift to your ladyfriend, guys), humor, intelligent conversation, and guys, LEARN TO PICK UP ON HINTS!!!!! I can't tell you how far correct interpretation of the little things women do can get you. Oh yeah. NEVER EVER EVER take a woman for granted. EVER!!! if you do they will cut your balls off.

complement her shoes. women always fall for that one. and also wear nice shoes yourself. I saw some poll, and asked a bunch of women I know, and a apparently a mans shoes are more important than how good looking he is, how rich, or even how big his cock is. women are just shallow.

complement her shoes. women always fall for that one. and also wear nice shoes yourself. I saw some poll, and asked a bunch of women I know, and a apparently a mans shoes are more important than how good looking he is, how rich, or even how big his cock is. women are just shallow.
If you are attracted to the kind of women who you disparagingly refer to as "shallow," then you have some personal problems that you need to work through before you start trying to enter a relationship. If you are not attracted to that kind of women then you don't need to worry about what they do or do not like. In either case, it is stupid to suggest that shoe selection or shoe complimenting are universally effective dating tactics, particularly since you yourself say that doing so will serve to attract "shallow" individuals.

Also, your theory is full of crap. We womenfolk care far more about what car a man drives. *eye roll*

complement her shoes. women always fall for that one. and also wear nice shoes yourself. I saw some poll, and asked a bunch of women I know, and a apparently a mans shoes are more important than how good looking he is, how rich, or even how big his cock is. women are just shallow.
I'd be quite insulted if the only compliment a person could find for me was for my shoes. I also find it quite insulting having my whole gender labelled as shallow.
And I really couldn't give a damn about the shoes my guy wears.
Try again. Or, on second thoughts, don't.

I'd be quite insulted if the only compliment a person could find for me was for my shoes. I also find it quite insulting having my whole gender labelled as shallow.
And I really couldn't give a damn about the shoes my guy wears.
Try again. Or, on second thoughts, don't.
Dude, the man TOLD you that all women care about shoes. That makes it true. Just like how a magazine once told me that women want relationships and men want sex, and thus that is a fact that nobody can debate. What makes you think that you, as a woman, have any right to have desires, wishes, or thoughts of your own? You are Female, and that means you must do all the Female things listed on the Big List Of Female Stereotypes. You must be obsessed with shoes, clothes and hair, you must want "commitment" and want to avoid sex, you must desire older men who have money as opposed to younger men who are attractive and personally interesting to you, and you must always--ALWAYS--be an emotional, irrational, shallow creature who is either a frigid prude or a slutty tramp. You may not, under any circumstances, grow a personality.

Also, your theory is full of crap. We womenfolk care far more about what car a man drives. *eye roll*

Some women are lesbians, too.

Some women are lesbians, too.
LIES!!!!

All women want a man. All women NEED a man. There is no woman on the planet who ever has needs, wants, or interests that aren't in some way centered on a man.

Geez, it's like you people don't even read Cosmo! What the hell is wrong with you?!

thats what i said :p
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10098995&postcount=65 *nods*

mwuhahaha... there's no escape from this one AC ;) :D

Ahh, trapped!

Better make like a fox and chew my leg off.