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I decided that for the next week or so, I'll argue as a Hoxhaist (well, probably Stalinist). I'll argue on their side, just to see what it's like. I'm getting out my ole' armor and joining DHomme's (Actually, he's a Trot so we'll be in different areas).

I encourage everyone and no one to join in this exercise. Be your opposite, and most importantly have lots of sex.

I encourage everyone and no one to join in this exercise. Be your opposite, and most importantly have lots of sex.
My opposite would be a fire-breathing conservative...which would mean almost no sex at all...:( No thanks :p

My opposite would be a fire-breathing conservative...which would mean almost no sex at all...:( No thanks :p
Then use your hand. If you're freaky, use both.

I decided that for the next week or so, I'll argue as a Hoxhaist (well, probably Stalinist). I'll argue on their side, just to see what it's like. I'm getting out my ole' armor and joining DHomme's (Actually, he's a Trot so we'll be in different areas).

I encourage everyone and no one to join in this exercise. Be your opposite, and most importantly have lots of sex.

A Theocon it is!

Then use your hand. If you're freaky, use both.
Oh no no, sex is evil, I am a conservative remember. Masturbation is a sin.

Gosh...my opposite? What the heck would that be? A racist, homophobic, sex-hating, misogynist monogamous conservative...Christian? I don't think I could go quite that extreme, even in a role-playing situation. So, um, I'll stick to just political and economic theories and transform into...oh hell, I don't know. How about I just stay me?

I encourage everyone and no one to join in this exercise. Be your opposite
A Moral Fanatical Muslim/Xtian Authoritarian Communist? Is that even possible?
and most importantly have lots of sex.
Only if you're paying.

Libertarianism and communism (end-stage) have too much in common for me to call it an exact opposite. I'd try fascist, but I suck at the whole debate-from-the-other-side-thing.
I'd creep myself out.

*snip*
Fiddles, I'm on my second beer out of 10 for the evening. :D

Fiddles, I'm on my second beer out of 10 for the evening. :D
Now all we need is a pretense to start fighting over Buddhism, and my night will be complete.

Now all we need is a pretense to start fighting over Buddhism, and my night will be complete.
Oh my, tell me I didn't go there. Well, while sober, let me assure you that I'm a philosphical Buddhist. The other shit is mental jewelry. At the end, it's all in your head.
And that's all you'll ever be capable of "knowing"...
But I digress. From what you posted in another thread, I shoulda charged you admission! :D

Oh my, tell me I didn't go there. Well, while sober, let me assure you that I'm a philosphical Buddhist. The other shit is mental jewelry. At the end, it's all in your head.
We so went there. It was dirty, and I liked it.
Want me to find the linkies?
But I digress. From what you posted in another thread, I shoulda charged you admission! :D
Could you further elaborate? I am rather confused, as I make a great many of malapropic statements each day, and it is rather hard to keep up on who I've offended sometimes.

We so went there. It was dirty, and I liked it.
Want me to find the linkies?
NO! Leave it to my imagination, baby. It's so much better like that.

Could you further elaborate? I am rather confused, as I make a great many of malapropic statements each day, and it is rather hard to keep up on who I've offended sometimes.
In that thread about fave posters or whatever, you said we had the best time ever fucking with me. I took it as your brand of self-styled compliment (or at least as close as you come to giving them out, anyways).
I'm capitalist enough to realize I should've charged for the entertainment.

My opposite?

That would be Dick Cheney. He already has the position filled. :(

NO! Leave it to my imagination, baby. It's so much better like that.
That night left very little to the imagination.
In that thread about fave posters or whatever, you said we had the best time ever fucking with me. I took it as your brand of self-styled compliment (or at least as close as you come to giving them out, anyways).
I'll give you a tip on the inner workings of my mind, free of charge cause your cute: The more subtle/backhanded a compliment you get from me, the more genuine. A blatant compliment, should almost always be taken as the reverse (I only say "sweetie" when I'm pissed, sort of thing).
I'm capitalist enough to realize I should've charged for the entertainment.
You know you enjoyed it too, baby, and that was enough. I thought you were into the whole buddhism thing, what about that Tantric bit where the most holy time is sex because it is when what each partner most wants to give is what the other most wants to receive?
God ain't supposed to have a cover charge.

ok, I'll join in. I am now a fascist, I'll choose nazi fascism specifically.

That night left very little to the imagination.
I'm okay with that, so long as you didn't mind that it's been a few days since I last shaved my balls. Tonight, we're "in the clear".

I'll give you a tip on the inner workings of my mind, free of charge cause your cute: The more subtle/backhanded a compliment you get from me, the more genuine. A blatant compliment, should almost always be taken as the reverse (I only say "sweetie" when I'm pissed, sort of thing).
Does that mean you don't think I'm cute?

You know you enjoyed it too, baby, and that was enough. I thought you were into the whole buddhism thing, what about that Tantric bit where the most holy time is sex because it is when what each partner most wants to give is what the other most wants to receive?
God ain't supposed to have a cover charge.
I don't know if I enjoyed it then, but you live up to the hype, if you know what I mean. ;) Some people try too fuckin' hard, but you are clever.
I've never said anything close to that on this forum, so soak up the love. :D

And tantric sex is bullshit proposed by old school feminists attempting to subvert man's primal "nut-n'-move-on" instinct. If you wanna please her, no fancy-schmancy ritualistic bullshit is needed, providing the parts work.
And the absence of premature ejaculatory problems helps when adopting that view, btw.

:fluffle:

I'm okay with that, so long as you didn't mind that it's been a few days since I last shaved my balls. Tonight, we're "in the clear".
And all my carefully constructed innuendo and subtlety is smashed in the face and violently thrown out the window.
Does that mean you don't think I'm cute?
Maybe, but then, wouldn't I also have charged you for the advice if you weren't cute? I'd have had to sneak the money from you somehow.
Oh, and here.
*Hands Eichen back his wallet*
The $20 that may or may not have been in there when you lost it was gone before I, er, "found" it.
I don't know if I enjoyed it then, but you live up to the hype, if you know what I mean. ;) Some people try too fuckin' hard, but you are clever.
I've never said anything close to that on this forum, so soak up the love. :D
Enjoy it while it lasts, some day I'll have to go off and fulfill my ancestoral need to dominate the world and cover it with a reign of pain, death, and low fat ranch.
And tantric sex is bullshit proposed by old school feminists attempting to subvert man's primal "nut-n'-move-on" instinct. If you wanna please her, no fancy-schmancy ritualistic bullshit is needed, providing the parts work.
So ein romantischer Mann.
And the absence of premature ejaculatory problems helps when adopting that view, btw.
I don't think someone with PE could make it through all the ritual and still be on a full tank, if you know what I mean (and I certainly don't).
:fluffle:
Not yet, first: Ritual! :) :eek: :headbang: :p :gundge: :D
OK, now it is time, reciprocates: :fluffle:
(First time I've ever felt the need for foreplay with a fluffle, but, yeah)

Do all threads eventually become sexual? :p

Do all threads eventually become sexual? :p
Gotta problem wi' dat, prude?

Gotta problem wi' dat, prude?
Nop, just wondering...seems to happen to all threads here, though usually not so soon :)

PS: Yep, a real prude, especially considering how many times I have flirted with South Islands and other NSers :p

Nop, just wondering...seems to happen to all threads here, though usually not so soon :)
It isn't my fault, Eichen is just such a slut when he gets drunk.
PS: Yep, a real prude, especially considering how many times I have flirted with South Islands and other NSers :p
You know how to use that tongue, big boy (or little girl, I really don't know which set of genitals you've got)?

It isn't my fault, Eichen is just such a slut when he gets drunk.

You know how to use that tongue, big boy (or little girl, I really don't know which set of genitals you've got)?
Boy, and it depends on what I'd be using it on ;)

I decided that for the next week or so, I'll argue as a Hoxhaist (well, probably Stalinist). I'll argue on their side, just to see what it's like. I'm getting out my ole' armor and joining DHomme's (Actually, he's a Trot so we'll be in different areas).

I encourage everyone and no one to join in this exercise. Be your opposite, and most importantly have lots of sex.

I am my opposite, oh and conservatives have more sex than liberals I saw that on 20/20 and 48 hours and some other crap news show

I am my opposite, oh and conservatives have more sex than liberals I saw that on 20/20 and 48 hours and some other crap news show
Procreating in the name of the Lord :D :p

Hm...my complete opposite would be a Conservative, or a Fascist. I'll go with Conservative since Fascist is taken. In addition, I tend to like things to be clearly labeled, so I'll be someone who isn't clearly labeled...for instance, a Conservative Democrat. Hmm...should I be Joe Lieberman or Al Gore?

On a side note, I'll volunteer to conduct the orgy going on between Eichen, Fiddles, and Europa.

Well, I could start posting as a Christian Fundie...but that would require me using the Bible to help articulate my arguments...and every time I touch a Bible my skin breaks out in these odd rashes and my bones start to vibrate...

...so I think I'll pass. :p

Well, I could start posting as a Christian Fundie...but that would require me using the Bible to help articulate my arguments...and every time I touch a Bible my skin breaks out in these odd rashes and my bones start to vibrate...

...so I think I'll pass. :p

*tosses a bible in the toilet in your honor*

*runs*