NationStates Jolt Archive


What a big baby. This guy needs to grow up.

Drunk commies deleted
13-12-2005, 18:26
Some guy, a financial analyst, was feigning retardation in order to get women to change his diaper and so that he could grope them. Actually it's kind of original. I can't imagine anyone's tried something quite like this before. He's a pioneer in the field of sex offenses.


http://www.wchstv.com/newsroom/eyewitness/0512/051209-1.shtml
Lunatic Goofballs
13-12-2005, 18:31
Cheaper than prostitutes I guess. :p
Keruvalia
13-12-2005, 18:33
feigning retardation in order to get women to change his diaper

And Keruvalia runs screaming from the thread.
Qwystyria
13-12-2005, 18:48
They didn't get the idea anything was wrong when they were changing his diaper and he was uh, interested?

Who the heck would have a "penchant" for wearing diapers anyway. I mean, I kinda like being potty trained...

And he should definitely be considered a sex offender, even if he never got past groping and diapers.
Santa Barbara
13-12-2005, 18:50
Sheila Anderson, Private Investigator, says: ""He kept trying to raise up my shirt and I had to change his dirty diaper. I really believed he was a child."

Coincidentally this is exactly what all my ex's have said about me too.
Cluichstan
13-12-2005, 18:52
Some guy, a financial analyst, was feigning retardation in order to get women to change his diaper and so that he could grope them. Actually it's kind of original. I can't imagine anyone's tried something quite like this before. He's a pioneer in the field of sex offenses.

Nah, been there. Done that. Worked quite well actually. :p
[NS]Trans-human
13-12-2005, 18:53
Some guy, a financial analyst, was feigning retardation in order to get women to change his diaper and so that he could grope them. Actually it's kind of original. I can't imagine anyone's tried something quite like this before. He's a pioneer in the field of sex offenses.


http://www.wchstv.com/newsroom/eyewitness/0512/051209-1.shtml
This reminds me of a Simpsons episode where Homer asks some people to change his diaper because he made a ''boom, boom''.
The South Islands
13-12-2005, 18:54
I am disturbed now.
Drunk commies deleted
13-12-2005, 18:55
Trans-human']This reminds me of a Simpsons episode where Homer asks some people to change his diaper because he made a ''boom, boom''.
Yes, but Homer did it for a noble cause, money. Not just for a sexual thrill.
Cluichstan
13-12-2005, 18:55
I am disturbed now.

You're disturbed? You should've seen the looks on the faces of the women when I'd eat nothing but strained peas all day...
The South Islands
13-12-2005, 18:56
You're disturbed? You should've seen the looks on the faces of the women when I'd eat nothing but strained peas all day...

I have. This is worse.
Qwystyria
13-12-2005, 19:01
You're disturbed? You should've seen the looks on the faces of the women when I'd eat nothing but strained peas all day...

*makes the same face as they did*

My kid would never touch that stuff. It was the only thing she spit out every time she tasted it. *shudder* unsalted strained peas.... :-p
Cluichstan
13-12-2005, 19:04
*makes the same face as they did*

My kid would never touch that stuff. It was the only thing she spit out every time she tasted it. *shudder* unsalted strained peas.... :-p

Kid? This was just a couple of weeks ago for me...
Harlesburg
14-12-2005, 05:31
Sounds like way to much effort for me.
Way too much hassle.
Gartref
14-12-2005, 05:42
Some guy, a financial analyst, was feigning retardation in order to get women to change his diaper and so that he could grope them. Actually it's kind of original. I can't imagine anyone's tried something quite like this before. He's a pioneer in the field of sex offenses.

Boy.. that seems a little strange - But I don't like to judge. Would I do something like that?

Depends.
Gauthier
14-12-2005, 05:49
If he wants to act like a baby, then he should be legally considered a baby.

Junior'll grow up real quick.

That or have him sentenced to a few years at Neverland.