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Trenton, NJ man finds a way to make money selling worm feces.

Drunk commies deleted
13-12-2005, 18:18
People will buy anything I guess. This guy in my home town has begun selling worm crap as fertilizer. There's a bridge between Trenton, NJ and Morristown, PA that has the words "Trenton Makes, the World Takes" written on it. I guess now we know what Trenton makes. Worm turds.

http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/181_1571399,00040009.htm
Lunatic Goofballs
13-12-2005, 18:19
Only in New Jersey. ;)
Megaloria
13-12-2005, 18:19
Damn! there goes my monopoly!
The South Islands
13-12-2005, 18:20
Can I sell my Feces for money?
Economic Associates
13-12-2005, 18:24
People will buy anything I guess. This guy in my home town has begun selling worm crap as fertilizer. There's a bridge between Trenton, NJ and Morristown, PA that has the words "Trenton Makes, the World Takes" written on it. I guess now we know what Trenton makes. Worm turds.

http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/181_1571399,00040009.htm

Whats with everybody making fun of Jersey. Its not a bad place we've got........just shut up everybudy shut up. :(
Lunatic Goofballs
13-12-2005, 18:26
Whats with everybody making fun of Jersey. Its not a bad place we've got........just shut up everybudy shut up. :(

"I like New Jersey. I even have one of those t-shirts you guys sell; 'Kiss her where it smells. Bring her to New Jersey!" -George Carlin.

:D
The South Islands
13-12-2005, 18:27
Whats with everybody making fun of Jersey. Its not a bad place we've got........just shut up everybudy shut up. :(

No...I'd have to say that New Jersey is a giant parking lot with some sand attached.
Drunk commies deleted
13-12-2005, 18:33
Whats with everybody making fun of Jersey. Its not a bad place we've got........just shut up everybudy shut up. :(
We've got the biggest worm feces industry in the world!
Drunk commies deleted
13-12-2005, 18:34
No...I'd have to say that New Jersey is a giant parking lot with some sand attached.
Then you've never been here. We've got forests, small mountains, lots of farmland, and even some rednecks too.
Carnivorous Lickers
13-12-2005, 19:13
Then you've never been here. We've got forests, small mountains, lots of farmland, and even some rednecks too.

Again-people think they've seen NJ after they land in Newark Airport and drive to NYC. Or drive from NYC to upstate NY.
Its beautiful where I live.

Isnt NJ listed as the most affluent state in the country, too. I know my town is among the safest in the country. I love it here.

And worm castings are among the best fertilizer. Anyone who has leaves in their backyard has an abundance of worm castings.

At least we dont have the market on guano cornered.
The South Islands
13-12-2005, 19:15
Then you've never been here. We've got forests, small mountains, lots of farmland, and even some rednecks too.

I reserve my right to be stereotypical and discriminatory. It's my right.
Qwystyria
13-12-2005, 19:17
Nah, if they can sell worm turds then more power to 'em...

...as long as they stay out of my state when they're driving! (Crazy NJ drivers.)
-Magdha-
13-12-2005, 19:19
Well, at least it's not being sold as human food...
Laenis
13-12-2005, 19:26
Suprised no one's thought of it before actually. It's well known that earthworms are a gardeners friend and make the soil far more fertile.

Besides, this guy can easily double his production with a mere pair of standard scissors...
Marrakech II
13-12-2005, 19:36
Can I sell my Feces for money?


The city I live in sells human waste as manure. They run out all the time!
Drunk commies deleted
13-12-2005, 20:40
Again-people think they've seen NJ after they land in Newark Airport and drive to NYC. Or drive from NYC to upstate NY.
Its beautiful where I live.

Isnt NJ listed as the most affluent state in the country, too. I know my town is among the safest in the country. I love it here.

And worm castings are among the best fertilizer. Anyone who has leaves in their backyard has an abundance of worm castings.

At least we dont have the market on guano cornered.
Connecticut (wow that's a weird name) beat us this year for most affluent state.
Anybodybutbushia
14-12-2005, 20:18
NJ rules
Drunk commies deleted
14-12-2005, 20:25
NJ rules
Yes. Yes it does.
Zero Six Three
14-12-2005, 20:45
Suprised no one's thought of it before actually. It's well known that earthworms are a gardeners friend and make the soil far more fertile.

Besides, this guy can easily double his production with a mere pair of standard scissors...
When you chop a worm in half all you get is two halves of a dead worm.