Florida resident cancels Christmas
Drunk commies deleted
13-12-2005, 18:08
Don't expect any gift-bearing jolly visitors this Christmas. It seems a Florida man has decided to lynch Santa Claus. Story with pictures below.
http://www.local6.com/news/5491296/detail.html
I don't see what the big deal is, but aparently the neighbors are upset.
Ravenshrike
13-12-2005, 18:12
Hmm, why do I get the feeling that that will soon be used by someone to practice their baseball bat swinging technique?
Free Soviets
13-12-2005, 18:13
i can't tell whether he intends to be on my side or not in the war on christmas - is this anti-christmas or anti-secular christmas?
The South Islands
13-12-2005, 18:14
Why would he do that?
I mean, is there a point?
Cute little girls
13-12-2005, 18:17
That's just hilarious :D
Megaloria
13-12-2005, 18:18
Maybe for the guy's birthday they'll all lynch effigies of him.
He should have dressed Santa up in bondage gear first.
The Squeaky Rat
13-12-2005, 18:22
Why would he do that?
I mean, is there a point?
Maybe he thinks it is a nice metaphor for how the whole "happy holiday vs merry christmas" war is killing Christmas. Or for how it is already dead, since it nowadays means "get big pressies" instead of "be grateful to be alive" - something symbolised by the gift bringing fat man.
Or maybe he just thought it was funny :p
Lacadaemon
13-12-2005, 18:37
More importantly, what is it with Florida? Yet another skanky school marm. (http://www.local6.com/news/5514261/detail.html)
Well, no child left behind, I guess.
The South Islands
13-12-2005, 18:38
Dammit! Why didn't my hot english teacher try to have an affair with me!
:(
Lacadaemon
13-12-2005, 19:02
Dammit! Why didn't my hot english teacher try to have an affair with me!
:(
I know. Most of my memories of high-school involve being forced to play rugby in all weathers, going on interminable cross country runs, or some other form of physical torture.
Apparently in florida, however, the extra-curricular activities are worth doing.
Man, if I had I time machine, I know where I would go to high school again.
The South Islands
13-12-2005, 19:04
I know. Most of my memories of high-school involve being forced to play rugby in all weathers, going on interminable cross country runs, or some other form of physical torture.
Apparently in florida, however, the extra-curricular activities are worth doing.
Man, if I had I time machine, I know where I would go to high school again.
I think the Teachers lounge is really a Harem.
Smunkeeville
13-12-2005, 19:09
There is a big outrage here about a 'santa crime scene' that is not far from my house. The cops say the people don't really have to take it down on account of free speach but parents are really mad. I thought it was cute, I took my kids to go see it, the reindeer in csi jackets and the police tape and all. :p
Story Here (http://www.channeloklahoma.com/news/5455290/detail.html?subid=22100424&qs=1;bp=t). (check out the pic)
The Black Forrest
13-12-2005, 19:10
Meh!
It's kind of funny.
People are tad too sensitive.
If my 4 year old saw that she would get upset. However, I would explain it away as that person is mad because he is not getting a present!
Dostanuot Loj
13-12-2005, 19:28
*Tear, sniff*
It's times like this I miss my time in Florida.
Why could I have not flown down this winter, WHY?