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Well as you may have gathered, I'm somewhat bored. Unfortunately none of the threads around at the moment quite hit the amusement spot, so here's a general thread for everything.

Do with it what you will - crack some jokes, share some interesting information, get some cheerful banter going, whatever. Go wild!

this thread will get locked, but nice try
assuming that is, the mods find it

i'm feeling pretty down myself. and i think i might have just upset someone i care about and have no intentions to upset (furthering my downness). so i don't really think you'll want me posting on a thread thats supposed to be amusing then :p

bah :(

the mods are all out singing christmas carols to crippled orphans

who wants a drink of spiked eggnog?

I'm afraid I have no capacity for amusing others whatsoever. Sorry. ;)
I have an idea. Why don't you move to Athar and start an S&M orgy on the forums? We need a few of those. ;)

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who wants a drink of spiked eggnog?

I do! :D :D :D :D

this thread will get locked, but nice try
assuming that is, the mods find it

i'm feeling pretty down myself. and i think i may have just upset someone (furthering my downness). don't really think you want me posting on a thread thats supposed to be amusing :p

bah :(

Probably, but I live in hope that they won't mind us bringing a little random joy to the thread.

Feeling down? Join the club. This thread doesn't have to be amusing I suppose - spill your heart to us Pure, we're all friends here.

Well as you may have gathered, I'm somewhat bored. Unfortunately none of the threads around at the moment quite hit the amusement spot, so here's a general thread for everything.

Do with it what you will - crack some jokes, share some interesting information, get some cheerful banter going, whatever. Go wild!
[ Gives Mooseica the mother of all wedgies. Runs away. ] :D

this thread will get locked, but nice try
assuming that is, the mods find it

i'm feeling pretty down myself. and i think i might have just upset someone i care about and have no intentions to upset (furthering my downness). so i don't really think you'll want me posting on a thread thats supposed to be amusing then :p

bah :(
You haven't :fluffle: only somehow or another made her care about you more
But you do have an email...

I'm afraid I have no capacity for amusing others whatsoever. Sorry. ;)
I have an idea. Why don't you move to Athar and start an S&M orgy on the forums? We need a few of those. ;)

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HA! :D

i think i might have just upset someone i care about
Then go apoligize, you dweeb! :p

This thread needs sex
This'll do nicely (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10066840&postcount=3925)

[ Gives Mooseica the mother of all wedgies. Runs away. ] :D

Ooooo! You tricksy rapscallion you! *Gives humourous chase, albeit in an awkward waddle, past endlessly repeating backdrops, to amusing chase music* Come back here! I'll get you!

OK im back with the eggnog

well it might not quite count as eggnog

well ok

its vodka martinis made with grey goose vodka and ginger liqueur

This thread needs sex
This'll do nicely (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10066840&postcount=3925)

Somebody is proud of their breasts.

This thread needs sex
This'll do nicely (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10066840&postcount=3925)
Yes it will! Yayyy, TINK! :D

Ooooo! You tricksy rapscallion you! *Gives humourous chase, albeit in an awkward waddle, past endlessly repeating backdrops, to amusing chase music* Come back here! I'll get you!
[ runs away giggling ] :D

But you do have an email...
...Are you two always online at the same time?

[Or do you just never get off? Like me.]

Somebody is proud of their breasts.
And, I might add, with considerable justification! :D

...Are you two always online at the same time?

[Or do you just never get off? Like me.]
Oh, I suspect they get off quite often, thank you. :D

Yes it will! Yayyy, TINK! :D

My thoughts exactly.
Cos we all know TInk=sex

My thoughts exactly.
Cos we all know TInk=sex
Or at least the thought of Tink=sex! :D

This thread needs sex
This'll do nicely (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10066840&postcount=3925)
I must say, goodsir, that I suspect that link was created for no pruposes other then mere titillation of the crassest sort. How someone as trustworthy and respected in the country club as your good self could slip to such lows and abandon all pretense of moral judgment is a mystery to me.
Shame on you sir, shame!

How fitting, pics of Tink in a spam thread.

[ runs away giggling ] :D

Giggle this old man! *Lunges wildly and catches Eut at last.* I'll make you pay for the trauma you caused my ass crack! *NOOGIES!!!!!!! (to Eut I mean)* :p :D

Oh and hey Ashmoria - 'nogg me up! Well, I say "nogg" :D

...Are you two always online at the same time?
No. Otherwise we wouldn't have to send emails - we'd just be on msn :p

[Or do you just never get off? Like me.]
...but yeah, that comes pretty close too.

Oh, I suspect they get off quite often, thank you.:D
:eek: :p

*slams down 3 of the martinis*

even when shes not here, tink hogs the social threads.

How fitting, pics of Tink in a spam thread.

:eek: :eek: How dare you sir?! This isn't a spam thread! It's a thread designated purely for unstructured enjoyment!

How fitting, pics of Tink in a spam thread.

Damn your razor sharp wit!

Or at least the thought of Tink=sex! :D

Well the results are the same :D

Somebody is proud of their breasts.
Im proud of them too!! :D

Oh, I suspect they get off quite often, thank you. :D
Damn you and your dirty puns! *shakes fist*

Damn you and your dirty puns! *shakes fist*
ROFL

*slams down 3 of the martinis*

even when shes not here, tink hogs the social threads.

*Subtly purloins two of those martinis* Hey, she can't help it *drinks* it's not her fault if *drinks* she's no.. no... so much more loodgooking... goodlooking than your *drinks* areva.. are... normal forum *drinks* welder... do i mean welder? Nonono, I mean dweller! That's the one... or two...

*drains drink* What was I saying?

Damn your razor sharp wit!

Cuts deep, don't it?

No. Otherwise we wouldn't have to send emails - we'd just be on msn :p
Oh. Yeah. Well, you did mention all of those emails in white print! I plead not guilty!


...but yeah, that comes pretty close too.
I thought so. :p

*Subtly purloins two of those martinis* Hey, she can't help it *drinks* it's not her fault if *drinks* she's no.. no... so much more loodgooking... goodlooking than your *drinks* areva.. are... normal forum *drinks* welder... do i mean welder? Nonono, I mean dweller! That's the one... or two...

*drains drink* What was I saying?
Suggesting Tink's attractive again...? You have had a bit too many, haven't you?

*Subtly purloins two of those martinis* Hey, she can't help it *drinks* it's not her fault if *drinks* she's no.. no... so much more loodgooking... goodlooking than your *drinks* areva.. are... normal forum *drinks* welder... do i mean welder? Nonono, I mean dweller! That's the one... or two...

*drains drink* What was I saying?
i think you were about to put your martini goggles on


so i was at the sandia casino's martini bar one evening with my neice. all they had on their menu were martinis

the neice asked about getting a GIN martini and they said they dint HAVE gin martinis but if she wanted something SPECIAL they would certainly make something up

we just shook our heads and decided to go with something that was on the menu.

Oh. Yeah. Well, you did mention all of those emails in white print! I plead not guilty!
Yeah, but as you've pointed out, the white print was easily noticeable because of the smilies. And considering you noticed that, I doubt you had the will-power to restrain yourself from reading our scintillating messages to each other.
I demand a recount! Oh. Wait. Dammit...

I thought so. :p
Come on Czardaz. I expect harsh, relentless criticism from you! Not worn out semi-insults about spending too much time on here.
;)

Suggesting Tink's attractive again...? You have had a bit too many, haven't you?

That's not true! I'm sober as a bird!







OK, I am drunk :D:D it's not my fault - Ashmoria musta spiked those martinis.

Cuts deep, don't it?

Well it was directed at TInk, so I shall survive.

i think you were about to put your martini goggles on


so i was at the sandia casino's martini bar one evening with my neice. all they had on their menu were martinis

the neice asked about getting a GIN martini and they said they dint HAVE gin martinis but if she wanted something SPECIAL they would certainly make something up

we just shook our heads and decided to go with something that was on the menu.


Ah yes, the faithful old goggles. Never see me wrong they don't, oh no. Talking of goggles, is anyone else aware that safety goggles make *everything* safe? Literally everything. They must do, otherwise they wouldn't be allowed to call them *safety* goggles would they. Think about that.


Incidentally was there some kinda crazy subtle hint in the rest of your post? if so I missed it completely.

Suggesting Tink's attractive again...? You have had a bit too many, haven't you?

Sounds like a sober thought to me.

OK, I am drunk :D:D it's not my fault - Ashmoria musta spiked those martinis.
im a good girl i am!

Ah yes, the faithful old goggles. Never see me wrong they don't, oh no. Talking of goggles, is anyone else aware that safety goggles make *everything* safe? Literally everything. They must do, otherwise they wouldn't be allowed to call them *safety* goggles would they. Think about that.


Incidentally was there some kinda crazy subtle hint in the rest of your post? if so I missed it completely.
it was subtle

its part of an artform called

conversation

one that doesnt include tinks breasts.

it was subtle

its part of an artform called

conversation

one that doesnt include tinks breasts.

Conversation? What? On the internet? Everyone knows that internet dwellers can't interact socially, that's why they call us internet dwellers.

And more importantly, breasts? Everyone knows they're a myth :D Or even a Myrth.

Yeah, but as you've pointed out, the white print was easily noticeable because of the smilies. And considering you noticed that, I doubt you had the will-power to restrain yourself from reading our scintillating messages to each other.
I demand a recount! Oh. Wait. Dammit...
You've got no proof! All the evidence is circumstantial! I didn't do it!

Come on Czardaz. I expect harsh, relentless criticism from you! Not worn out semi-insults about spending too much time on here.
;)Yeah, well... the fact that you have expectations of me in the first place makes you undeserving of my iron wit. (If you expect anything from me, you should always be prepared not to get it...)

Sounds like a sober thought to me.That's because you're drunk. :p

it was subtle

its part of an artform called

conversation

one that doesnt include tinks breasts.

a conversation that doesn't include tinks breasts?? impossible!

Then go apoligize, you dweeb! :p
i did!
man where are your manners today :rolleyes:

talking to fass a bit too much i think ;)

a conversation that doesn't include tinks breasts?? impossible!
Much to your surprise and my relief, it's quite possible to hold such a conversation.

And if you're going to start introducing them in all our conversations just to spite me I might as well put you on ignore right now. ;)

Conversation? What? On the internet? Everyone knows that internet dwellers can't interact socially, that's why they call us internet dwellers.

And more importantly, breasts? Everyone knows they're a myth :D Or even a Myrth.
and yet virtually every woman has them

and if you think about it "virtually" many men have them too as they pretend to be female on AIM so they can have cybersex with some horny truckdriver.

Much to your surprise and my relief, it's quite possible to hold such a conversation.

And if you're going to start introducing them in all our conversations just to spite me I might as well put you on ignore right now. ;)

oh, then i better not show them the tapes either.......

i did!
man where are your manners today :rolleyes:
Pot. Kettle. Black...