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I am a non-gun owner. I hate guns, I hate it when I get shot especially, its annoying and all, but there are studies out there that show its impossible to be shot!
Why?
Because studies show that it is logically impossible for a bullet to hit you!
Y'see, to hit you, a bullet must cross half the distance from its starting position, then half of THAT distance, then half of THAT distance and so forth, eventually it gets confused and loses count, then has to start over. Therefore, bullets cannot kill people, nor does anybody exist because humans cannot touch each other either and its really hard to have kids without some sort of physical contact.
Anyway, I would love to go to Chicago and not get shot at all the time, but seriously, wheres the outcry? Why arent newspapers and various internet people screaming about this? Seriously people, GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE!
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Im sorry :P

You do realise that copycat threads are banned, don't you?

Because studies show that it is logically impossible for a bullet to hit you!
Y'see, to hit you, a bullet must cross half the distance from its starting position, then half of THAT distance, then half of THAT distance and so forth, eventually it gets confused and loses count, then has to start over.

That sounded like something from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

I think I ruined my smarts...:confused:

Take calculus. They proved that wrong.

I am a non-gun owner. I hate guns, I hate it when I get shot especially, its annoying and all, but there are studies out there that show its impossible to be shot!
Why?
Because studies show that it is logically impossible for a bullet to hit you!
Y'see, to hit you, a bullet must cross half the distance from its starting position, then half of THAT distance, then half of THAT distance and so forth, eventually it gets confused and loses count, then has to start over. Therefore, bullets cannot kill people, nor does anybody exist because humans cannot touch each other either and its really hard to have kids without some sort of physical contact.
Anyway, I would love to go to Chicago and not get shot at all the time, but seriously, wheres the outcry? Why arent newspapers and various internet people screaming about this? Seriously people, GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE!
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Im sorry :P

Zeno's paradox....did you just get out of a freshman philosophy class?

Exactly. We should never convict a gun felon, because it's never their fault anyway. Murderers? Hell no! It's the gun's fault. Haven't you heard that gun's have their own AI now?

Bullets don't hit/kill people? Try telling that to a guy/gal who had to have one removed from their body after someone shot at them.:mad: :headbang:

You - Me
:p - :mp5:

*woosh*

Zeno's paradox....did you just get out of a freshman philosophy class?
High School senior :P
They dont offer philosophy at this level, although it would be nice if they did.

Bullets don't hit/kill people? Try telling that to a guy/gal who had to have one removed from their body after someone shot at them.:mad: :headbang:

You - Me
:p - :mp5: If I see that fucking smiley again!