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My workplace forced me to shorten my long hair. Umm...so...okay....that means I have to get a haircut, I guess.

Of course, being the christmas rush season, I couldn't get into my usual barber. So I eventually found one in a much quieter spot.

I asked for her to shorten the back. So she cut all of it off. The result was something resembling...um....emo hair...crossed with a girl....crossed with a touch of queer eye for the straight guy.

So I had to have another haircut (with my usual barber) to fix this. And now i'm left with this fucking mushroom looking thing.

BAH. Not only do I look like some sort of 80's throwback, that long hair took fucking two years to get where it was. And I am pissed off. I'm not leaving the house for another month, at least. (except maybe for booze or work, but I will wear a hat or comical mullet wig, whichever is easier) *mutters and seethes*

So. I'm employing some sort of mercenary army to kill everyone and everything. The spoils are yours to keep, though I reserve my right to amuse myself with whatever charred and shattred remnants of mankind remain. You can start with the bastard who asked me to cut it in the first place. Anyone interested? Anyone else have a bad haircut they care to share to make me feel better?

aving the house for another month, at least. *mutters and seethes*

So. I'm employing some sort of mercenary army to kill everyone and everything. The spoils are yours to keep, though I reserve my right to amuse myself with whatever charred and shattred remnants of mankind remain. You can start with the bastard who asked me to cut it in the first place. Anyone interested?


In.

In.

Excellent. One person. I estimate i'll need only 9,999,999 more. It's all working out to plan....*twiddles fingers* :D

Cut.....cut...your hair?

Oh, why god, why?!? Not his hair. Not his Sampsonite hair! Take me instead, my hair is not as noble!

...


In

Oh and Kanabia: pics pls.

I'm in, killing poofy hairdressers isn't even a crime ....more of a public service.

Oh and Kanabia: pics pls.

I am not taking pictures, let alone sharing them with anyone.

I'm in, killing poofy hairdressers isn't even a crime ....more of a public service.

It was a gal that cut it originally.

I'm in, so long as I'm allowed to torture the hairdressers with eyelash-curlers.

This goes with the other thing about work...I already give work 40 hours of my life, I'll not let them dictate what goes on in the other 126, and that includes altering my appearance. Screw those bastards.

(I keep saying that, but I'm a freelancer...but you get the idea...)

So. I'm employing some sort of mercenary army to kill everyone and everything. The spoils are yours to keep, though I reserve my right to amuse myself with whatever charred and shattred remnants of mankind remain. You can start with the bastard who asked me to cut it in the first place. Anyone interested? Anyone else have a bad haircut they care to share to make me feel better?

ive not got a bad haircut, but i feel your pain. my tutors say before i have to have a haircut before january, when ill be on teaching practice, because ive got hair like this...http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/3553/1276983370qh.th.jpg (http://img235.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1276983370qh.jpg)

but i need to be able to see 180 degrees around the classroom so ive been told to lose my fringe...:( im gonna get my girlfriend to take me to the hairdressers cos she knows about that sort of stuff.

If there's beer, I'm in. That is just wrong.

because ive got hair like this...

Mine kinda looks like that now, but shorter and worse.

This goes with the other thing about work...I already give work 40 hours of my life, I'll not let them dictate what goes on in the other 126, and that includes altering my appearance. Screw those bastards.

(I keep saying that, but I'm a freelancer...but you get the idea...)

Bah...yeah....My ideology too, but...like I said, they forced me to. The only other option is being unemployed.

I'm in, so long as I'm allowed to torture the hairdressers with eyelass-curlers.

Absolutely. Do whatever you want.

If there's beer, I'm in. That is just wrong.

Like I said, you can loot whatever you want. :D

So, you wanted this ;) ?


Barber: All right ... I confess I haven't cut your hair ... I hate cutting hair. I have this terrible un-un-uncontrollable fear whenever I see hair. When I was a kid I used to hate the sight of hair being cut. My mother said I was a fool. She said the only cure for it was to become a barber. So I spent five ghastly years at the Hairdressers' Training Centre at Totnes. Can you imagine what it's like cutting the same head for five years? I didn't want to be a barber anyway. I wanted to be a lumberjack. Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia . . . (he is gradually straightening up with a visionary gleam in his eyes) The giant redwood, the larch, the fir, the mighty scots pine. (he tears off his barber's jacket, to reveal tartan shirt and lumberjack trousers underneath; as he speaks the lights dim behind him and a choir of Mounties is heard, faintly in the distance) The smell of fresh-cut timber! The crash of mighty trees! (moves to stand in front of back-drop of Canadian mountains and forests) With my best girlie by my side ... (a frail adoring blonde, the heroine of many a mountains film, or perhaps the rebel maid, rushes to his side and looks adoringly into his eyes) We'd sing ... sing ... sing.

I assume everyone knows the words :P

Mine kinda looks like that now, but shorter and worse.


just let it grow for a bit and you can be a cool indie kid then...

This goes with the other thing about work...I already give work 40 hours of my life, I'll not let them dictate what goes on in the other 126, and that includes altering my appearance. Screw those bastards.

(I keep saying that, but I'm a freelancer...but you get the idea...)

and the other 2 hours of your week..?

Aw, shit. They shouldn't have done that - I just saw your pic the other day and that was some really nice hair. Where do you work that they made you cut it? Military, bank, skinhead dive bar?

I've had my share of Haircuts of Doom. Well, hello, I'm a girl, so that's pretty much a given... Best one (i.e. most evil ever) exactly 1 year ago. I went to get it died a nice warm shiny brown plus some nice new cut. The guy was pierced and tattooed out the wazoo, so you'd expect at least some haircut hipness, right? Nope. When he was done, my hair was not even chin length anymore *cries* and I had suddenly had horrible, 2-inch BANGS. I looked like a small-town pre-school teacher circa 1987. Color: like I'd just fallen into a tar pit - fugliest, non-shiniest, dullest brown-blackish ever.

Went outside & cried. I hate that! You know, your mercenary army is sounding more attractive by the minute.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

just let it grow for a bit and you can be a cool indie kid then...

I've had that hairstyle all my life. I started growing it long to get rid of it. I'll pass it again, but only as a transitionary stage. Bah.

Aw, shit. They shouldn't have done that - I just saw your pic the other day and that was some really nice hair. Where do you work that they made you cut it? Military, bank, skinhead dive bar?

Heh, thanks...

I bag groceries at a supermarket.

I've had my share of Haircuts of Doom. Well, hello, I'm a girl, so that's pretty much a given... Best one (i.e. most evil ever) exactly 1 year ago. I went to get it died a nice warm shiny brown plus some nice new cut. The guy was pierced and tattooed out the wazoo, so you'd expect at least some haircut hipness, right? Nope. When he was done, my hair was not even chin length anymore *cries* and I had suddenly had horrible, 2-inch BANGS. I looked like a small-town pre-school teacher circa 1987. Color: like I'd just fallen into a tar pit - fugliest, non-shiniest, dullest brown-blackish ever.

Went outside & cried. I hate that! You know, your mercenary army is sounding more attractive by the minute.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

Hmm. You seem quite insane. I like that. And you also get points for correctly realising that brown hair is the best. You can be one of my generals. Welcome aboard!

and the other 2 hours of your week..?
"Alone time."

I am not taking pictures, let alone sharing them with anyone.

We demand incredibly bad BMP diagrams produced in MSPaint/MacPaint.

Can I be High Praetor of Excruciations? I have some pretty gory ideas that could be useful. BTW, I shortened my own hair recently and look like a Marine or possibly a Skinhead (though I'm neither.)

Would they agree to letting you just tie it back when you're on duty? That's what Worf does on "Star Trek".

Maybe you could say you're in a religion where cutting your hair robs you of your strength, or you're just not allowed to because of some verse about the hairs on your head.

Anyway, that's a gip. Maybe your boss will fall into an earthquake fissure, and you could have pulled him up, if only you had your hair, but its short now, so he plummets, and it makes a little smoky ring on impact like when the Coyote falls into the canyon on Road Runner Cartoons.

Would they agree to letting you just tie it back when you're on duty? That's what Worf does on "Star Trek".


Best hair defence ever!

I bag groceries at a supermarket.

WTF? Who cares about your hair, then? Sheesh.

You can be one of my generals. Welcome aboard!

Yay! Now that I have the job, I feel I should point out that hairdressers have the evil power to reduce me to a wimp with a single snip. If I ever were to encounter one of them on the battle field, I'd most probably say thanks, hand over all my money, calmly go to the rear, and start crying.
But you don't mind that in a general, right? Right?

I actually got a GREAT haircut these holidays, but I will gladly join the army of vengeance. :D
My boy wants me to help undo his dreads. Heh. Apparently its possible with LOADS of conditioner.
And since when does Safeway (was going to say Woolies... too long in NSW) give a shit about hair? Losers...

Maybe your boss will fall into an earthquake fissure, and you could have pulled him up, if only you had your hair, but its short now, so he plummets, and it makes a little smoky ring on impact like when the Coyote falls into the canyon on Road Runner Cartoons.

Awesome!

We demand incredibly bad BMP diagrams produced in MSPaint/MacPaint.

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3783/before4hh.png

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/7579/after14de.jpg

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4669/after20ng.jpg

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3783/before4hh.png

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/7579/after14de.jpg

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4669/after20ng.jpg

Oh the evil.:(

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Um...is it me, or do you have a Hitler mustache in this one?

"Alone time."
for only 2 hours a week?!



and yeah, i'm in Kanabia, I hate bastard hairdressers

Can I be High Praetor of Excruciations? I have some pretty gory ideas that could be useful. BTW, I shortened my own hair recently and look like a Marine or possibly a Skinhead (though I'm neither.)

Of course you may.

I considered shaving it all off Oi! style and writing "I AM NOT A NAZI" In permanent marker on my scalp. This is still a possibility.

Would they agree to letting you just tie it back when you're on duty? That's what Worf does on "Star Trek".

I tried. It didn't really work. It wasn't quite long enough to put in a ponytail (It wouldn't stay behind my ears no matter what I did. And I would look strange wearing those clip thingies that girls do :p). Because it was getting a bit messy, I decided to get a trim anyway. I figured it wouldn't really be a problem...


Maybe you could say you're in a religion where cutting your hair robs you of your strength, or you're just not allowed to because of some verse about the hairs on your head.

Anyway, that's a gip. Maybe your boss will fall into an earthquake fissure, and you could have pulled him up, if only you had your hair, but its short now, so he plummets, and it makes a little smoky ring on impact like when the Coyote falls into the canyon on Road Runner Cartoons.

Hmmm....Yes....I like this line of thinking. Though his corpse will be hard to recover, and I want to see his head upon a spike.


Yay! Now that I have the job, I feel I should point out that hairdressers have the evil power to reduce me to a wimp with a single snip. If I ever were to encounter one of them on the battle field, I'd most probably say thanks, hand over all my money, calmly go to the rear, and start crying.
But you don't mind that in a general, right? Right?

Uh, sure. I'll just keep you flanked by bodyguards of some description. Or you can hide in a tank.


And since when does Safeway (was going to say Woolies... too long in NSW) give a shit about hair? Losers...

Since I started working there, obviously. :p


Um...is it me, or do you have a Hitler mustache in this one?

It grew of its own accord as a result of my new found genocidal hate for mankind.

for only 2 hours a week?!

He's a guy, remember :p

and yeah, i'm in Kanabia, I hate bastard hairdressers

Excellent. You can be a seductress assassin of some sort.

My workplace forced me to shorten my long hair. Umm...so...okay....that means I have to get a haircut, I guess.

[deleted the rants about the bad haircut]


That's funny. Tragic, but in a humorous way.

When I was in the Marine Corps, there were good barbers and bad barbers, too. The comforting thing was that the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut was only a couple days.

My workplace forced me to shorten my long hair. Umm...so...okay....that means I have to get a haircut, I guess.

Of course, being the christmas rush season, I couldn't get into my usual barber. So I eventually found one in a much quieter spot.

I asked for her to shorten the back. So she cut all of it off. The result was something resembling...um....emo hair...crossed with a girl....crossed with a touch of queer eye for the straight guy.

So I had to have another haircut (with my usual barber) to fix this. And now i'm left with this fucking mushroom looking thing.

BAH. Not only do I look like some sort of 80's throwback, that long hair took fucking two years to get where it was. And I am pissed off. I'm not leaving the house for another month, at least. (except maybe for booze or work, but I will wear a hat or comical mullet wig, whichever is easier) *mutters and seethes*

So. I'm employing some sort of mercenary army to kill everyone and everything. The spoils are yours to keep, though I reserve my right to amuse myself with whatever charred and shattred remnants of mankind remain. You can start with the bastard who asked me to cut it in the first place. Anyone interested? Anyone else have a bad haircut they care to share to make me feel better?
Sign me up for the hair avenger horde.

I gotta ask though, why don't you just shave your head?

This thread's making me sad. :(
I like long hair... And don't shave it off Kan! :eek:

I gotta ask though, why don't you just shave your head?


I considered shaving it all off Oi! style and writing "I AM NOT A NAZI" In permanent marker on my scalp. This is still a possibility.

I'm thinking about it. I'd prefer to grow it long again.


That's funny. Tragic, but in a humorous way.

When I was in the Marine Corps, there were good barbers and bad barbers, too. The comforting thing was that the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut was only a couple days.

Rest assured, I can see the humourous side, or else I wouldn't have posted this thread.

I still want to kill someone, though :p

I like long hair... And don't shave it off Kan! :eek:

What if I grow a goatee instead?

What if I grow a goatee instead?
To distract people from the hair? But then you'll look even more like my bf. :p That's just... weird. As long as your beard isn't red I spose.

To distract people from the hair? But then you'll look even more like my bf. :p That's just... weird. As long as your beard isn't red I spose.

(was actually thinking of getting dreads before all this)

And...I imagine my facial hair will turn out to be a similar colour to my head-hair.

He's a guy, remember :p



Excellent. You can be a seductress assassin of some sort.
lol



w00t! that sounds like fun!

(was actually thinking of getting dreads before all this)

And...I imagine my facial hair will turn out to be a similar colour to my head-hair.
You are hereby banned from dreads until he gets rid of his. :p

You are hereby banned from dreads until he gets rid of his. :p

I don't think that'll be a problem, somehow.... :p

w00t! that sounds like fun!

Not *too* much fun, I hope. You still have to kill them. I suppose you could use rigor mortis to your advantage, though. *shrugs*

I considered shaving it all off Oi! style and writing "I AM NOT A NAZI" In permanent marker on my scalp. This is still a possibility.Sounds like a good idea, execpt... I don't really get the bit about writing on yourself though. First of all, I'm pretty sure a tatoo would look better.. And secondly, why write that? Not only is it too damn long for anyone to make out anything but the word "NAZI", but it also sounds like you want to stick a big-ass permanent apology on your scalp?! That.. Sad.

And if it's just for laughs, I'm sure writing "I'm Muslim" would get you even weirder reactions.

Sounds like a good idea, execpt... I don't really get the bit about writing on yourself though. First of all, I'm pretty sure a tatoo would look better.. And secondly, why write that? Not only is it too damn long for anyone to make out anything but the word "NAZI", but it also sounds like you want to stick a big-ass permanent apology on your scalp?! That.. Sad.

As if i'd actually do it. :rolleyes: :p

I was seriously considering getting rid of it though, but I think I really would look like a nazi, hence the reservation....and generally comments about shaving my head are met with a "HELL NO" by all the attractive women I know. So... :p

And if it's just for laughs, I'm sure writing "I'm Muslim" would get you even weirder reactions.

Hee.

Well, recently I had my hair cut short. It used to be below my shoulders and looked kinda odd (I'm a guy btw) mainly because I'm in my teens and hyper-active body parts would mean that it got greasy within about 8 hours. Also, being in school I couldn't wash it three times a day, so it generally looked awful. With all that, you also had the fact I had so much you could barely make out my face...

Well, the only time I regret it is when I go outside into the cold, harsh, almost snowing (grr) weather, and feel my ears freeze, then burn, then disappear. That's not nice.

So, for the EARS! Sign me up!

Well, recently I had my hair cut short. It used to be below my shoulders and looked kinda odd (I'm a guy btw) mainly because I'm in my teens and hyper-active body parts would mean that it got greasy within about 8 hours. Also, being in school I couldn't wash it three times a day, so it generally looked awful. With all that, you also had the fact I had so much you could barely make out my face...

Well, the only time I regret it is when I go outside into the cold, harsh, almost snowing (grr) weather, and feel my ears freeze, then burn, then disappear. That's not nice.

So, for the EARS! Sign me up!

Meh, my ears are still covered.

And my hair was shoulder-length, damnit :(

If it's any consolation, I've had to walk away from a few jobs because I've refused to cut off my mohawk. I don't mind not having it up when I'm at work, but I'm not gonna let some shoddy job dictate my haircut or haircolour.
You should've just walked away from it.

Anyway, unless you really look like a bonehead & wear stupid little flags & eagles, I'm sure noone will mistake you for one.

If it's any consolation, I've had to walk away from a few jobs because I've refused to cut off my mohawk. I don't mind not having it up when I'm at work, but I'm not gonna let some shoddy job dictate my haircut or haircolour.
You should've just walked away from it.
I've been looking for about 6 months for another job...I want out, but it's not really an option.

Well, if I don't do it for your ears, I'll do it for mine! They kill in cold weather.

Go and burn that bitch on a stake! :D
Or for something less extreme, sneak up on her while she's sleeping and shave her head bald! :D


btw - where do you get this stuff (in your sig) from?
This here -> Economic Left/Right: -10.00 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.97

kanabia, i'll have my flags at mid-pole (i know you don't say it that way, but you'll all know what i mean) for an entire week. what pics am i supposed to wank to now?!

preebs: how DARE you take ANY part in ANYBODY's gettigng rid off their dreads?! that's a felony! a mortal offence!

Go and burn that bitch on a stake! :D
Or for something less extreme, sneak up on her while she's sleeping and shave her head bald! :D

I like that suggestion :D


btw - where do you get this stuff (in your sig) from?
This here -> Economic Left/Right: -10.00 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.97

www.politicalcompass.org

kanabia, i'll have my flags at mid-pole (i know you don't say it that way, but you'll all know what i mean) for an entire week. what pics am i supposed to wank to now?!

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4663/face6gd.jpg

I....yeah...no...um...

The face says it all. look at the face.

by mid-pole (s)he means half-mast I think.

by mid-pole (s)he means half-mast I think.

I know THAT :p

bleh.

What didn't you know then?
;)

bleh.

What didn't you know then?
;)

Oh, i'm pretty sure I understood everything there.

awwww but you look so pretty

awwww but you look so pretty

I know, I did! *pouts*

I know, I did! *pouts*

Aww... For this we'll have to crush the evil hair-dressers unions! Destroy them all! Mwahahahahahahaha!

I considered shaving it all off Oi! style and writing "I AM NOT A NAZI" In permanent marker on my scalp. This is still a possibility.


Having done the like of this (http://www.angelfire.com/az/osakadave/mohawk.jpg) on purpose, and having shaved it all off for several years, and also havinbg run into difficulty with a previous employer who though the shaved head was very bad, you can consider this Texas good ole boy and his huntin' rifles and shotguns signed on with the mercenary army. Probably you can add my redneck daddy (long haired hippy freak nuclear physist who built H bombs at Oak Ridge, paid his way through college with a trap line, and does mountain man re-creation as a retirement hobby) and little bro (really long hair hgippy freak musicain, who alterantes shotgun, rifle and archery hunting very literally out of his back door).

The face says it all. look at the face.

you use the same face on me as you use for potatoes with cabbage with pieces of apple in it ?

i must say i am disappointed.

Having done the like of this (http://www.angelfire.com/az/osakadave/mohawk.jpg) on purpose, and having shaved it all off for several years, and also havinbg run into difficulty with a previous employer who though the shaved head was very bad, you can consider this Texas good ole boy and his huntin' rifles and shotguns signed on with the mercenary army. Probably you can add my redneck daddy (long haired hippy freak nuclear physist who built H bombs at Oak Ridge, paid his way through college with a trap line, and does mountain man re-creation as a retirement hobby) and little bro (really long hair hgippy freak musicain, who alterantes shotgun, rifle and archery hunting very literally out of his back door).

Excellent...a nuclear physicist on my side, with his two sons to act as bodyguards. That's like something from an awesome movie.

(Your link doesn't work, grasshopper, though I found the pic on your webpage)

you use the same face on me as you use for potatoes with cabbage with pieces of apple in it ?

i must say i am disappointed.
It doesn't always imply a BAD form of shock ;)

that makes me even the more disappointed ;]

Excellent...a nuclear physicist on my side, with his two sons to act as bodyguards. That's like something from an awesome movie.

(Your link doesn't work, grasshopper, though I found the pic on your webpage)


Which is worse - the old timey fambily foto with all the guns and momma dressed in her saloon finery (and the bottle of Mr. Daniels fine Tennessee Burbon that almost caused a fambily melt down) or me and my terrible mohawk that almost got me fired?

Either way, you'd be well warned that momma is the epitomy of Kiplings poem "The Female of the Species is the More Deadly of the kind". (Mom doesn't like hunting or shooting so much, but she is so much more wicked and evil than all three of us men, when need be.)

Which is worse - the old timey fambily foto with all the guns and momma dressed in her saloon finery (and the bottle of Mr. Daniels fine Tennessee Burbon that almost caused a fambily melt down) or me and my terrible mohawk that almost got me fired?

Either way, you'd be well warned that momma is the epitomy of Kiplings poem "The Female of the Species is the More Deadly of the kind". (Mom doesn't like hunting or shooting so much, but she is so much more wicked and evil than all three of us men, when need be.)

Uh...I didn't take much notice of either (Though the mohawk isn't so bad) I was distracted by the hot chicks. :D

i think it was about march this year when i got my hair cut a bit too short.

i ended up with a woman's cut... seriously i looked like a chick and had about... 4 or 5 inches off at least.

i'm *still* not back to where it was :(

i was fucking angry so i know how annoyed you are at it, and it took days to get over it... but after a while i just kinda accepted it and the anger went away. hell, it even grew into a nicer cut than it was before :)

so this could be a good thing ;)


before (http://www.hlj.me.uk/DSC03244.JPG) - after (http://www.hlj.me.uk/DSC03250.JPG) (literally day before and day after)

now (http://www.hlj.me.uk/PM05.jpg)
(3 years ago or more) (http://www.hlj.me.uk/me%20in%20bio%20-%2014'5'03%20-%20from%20Fi.jpg)

[ points at Kanabia and laughs his ass off! ] You look like a mushroom with legs! Aahahahahahahaha! :D

[ points at Kanabia and laughs his ass off! ] You look like a mushroom with legs! Aahahahahahahaha! :D

You look like a strange uncle-fester/smeagol hybrid, you old git.

;)

ehh....

here goes...


before...

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7026/dec07467cc.jpg

after shots...

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3893/eeek2pb.jpg

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3932/ugh0rh.jpg

*cowers*

Uh...I didn't take much notice of either (Though the mohawk isn't so bad) I was distracted by the hot chicks. :D

Gotta have something to keep my mind off the awfulness of work. :)

ehh....

here goes...


before...

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7026/dec07467cc.jpg

after shots...

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3893/eeek2pb.jpg

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3932/ugh0rh.jpg

*cowers*
it isn't that bad! you look like yuo're about to cry though

it isn't that bad! you look like yuo're about to cry though

LOL...

No...no crying or sadness for that matter....only seething, MURDEROUS RAGE! :p

You look like a strange uncle-fester/smeagol hybrid, you old git.

;)
ROFLMFAO!!!! Aahahahahahaha! Tsk! A tad testy are we? Heh!

ROFLMFAO!!!! Aahahahahahaha! Tsk! A tad testy are we? Heh!

Yes we are. Now get back into your wheelchair and don't forget to drink your prune juice. :p

My workplace forced me to shorten my long hair. Umm...so...okay....that means I have to get a haircut, I guess.

Of course, being the christmas rush season, I couldn't get into my usual barber. So I eventually found one in a much quieter spot.

I asked for her to shorten the back. So she cut all of it off. The result was something resembling...um....emo hair...crossed with a girl....crossed with a touch of queer eye for the straight guy.

If your hair was long to begin with and all you wanted was to make it slightly shorter why didn't you just trim it yourself? I had long hair from highschool through most of college and when trimming it couldn't be avoided I just put it in a ponytail, grabbed ahold of the end, and went over it with hair clippers or a really sharp pair of scissors. Trimming hair doesn't require training. Hell, I've had short hair for years now, and in the last 4 years I've had at most 3 haircuts. I don't think I've had a real haircut since my wedding. I just cut off whatever goes further than I like. Face it, noone but you knows what you want your hair to look like.

Yes we are. Now get back into your wheelchair and don't forget to drink your prune juice. :p
[ farts in your general direction ] Ahhh! :D

If your hair was long to begin with and all you wanted was to make it slightly shorter why didn't you just trim it yourself? I had long hair from highschool through most of college and when trimming it couldn't be avoided I just put it in a ponytail, grabbed ahold of the end, and went over it with hair clippers or a really sharp pair of scissors. Trimming hair doesn't require training. Hell, I've had short hair for years now, and in the last 4 years I've had at most 3 haircuts. I don't think I've had a real haircut since my wedding. I just cut off whatever goes further than I like. Face it, noone but you knows what you want your hair to look like.

I'm not allowed near sharp objects. :(

(because i'd fuck it up, that's why :p)

Ahh, well, judging by the photos, you still look hot even with your new hair cut, Kanabia. I can see why you're pissed, though.

I've had my share of horrid haircuts in my time, and I know that hairdressers apparently have trouble following simple instructions, so I'm in. Can I be Chief Scalptailor (ie. a tailor who makes clothes out of the scalps of hairdressers and barbers)?

Ahh, well, judging by the photos, you still look hot even with your new hair cut, Kanabia. I can see why you're pissed, though.

lol....I look hot since when? :fluffle:

I've had my share of horrid haircuts in my time, and I know that hairdressers apparently have trouble following simple instructions, so I'm in. Can I be Chief Scalptailor (ie. a tailor who makes clothes out of the scalps of hairdressers and barbers)?

Yes, of course you may. And i'll have a jacket, thankyou.

lol....I look hot since when? :fluffle:

Absolutely! I'll stalk you next time I'm in Melbourne, if you like.



Yes, of course you may. And i'll have a jacket, thankyou.

Excellent. Jacket, eh? Double-breasted?

Absolutely! I'll stalk you next time I'm in Melbourne, if you like.

lol. I suppose that's conditional on a number of things...

Excellent. Jacket, eh? Double-breasted?

Sure, why not.

You could always sue your employer for monetary loses of the time you have to stay at home and the costs of your hair cut. Or you could have not gotten it cut and sue for religious discrimination. "I'm a Lo Nghairist!"

lol. I suppose that's conditional on a number of things...

I'm a very multi-talented, versatile stalker. No job too big, too small or too weird.



Sure, why not.

Of course, having your jacket double-breasted means that approximately fifteen additional hairdressers and/or barbers will need to be scalped.

I'm a very multi-talented, versatile stalker. No job too big, too small or too weird.

Well, I must say, I would prefer a female stalker, though if you're willing to shout me drinks and drive me home, I guess it's all good. Perhaps you could also burn some people's houses down for me.

Of course, having your jacket double-breasted means that approximately fifteen additional hairdressers and/or barbers will need to be scalped.

And the problem is??? :D

Well, I must say, I would prefer a female stalker, though if you're willing to shout me drinks and drive me home, I guess it's all good. Perhaps you could also burn some people's houses down for me.


Well, I can't drive, but I can give you a piggy-back ride home or hold up a taxi for you. I prefer not to burn down people houses, though. I find rigging the house so that the occupant is the one who burns it down to be much more satisfying.


And the problem is??? :D

No problem at all. ;)

After having a head injury I had to have my head shaved. After I realised that I have a melon head and distrubingly large ears which with hair look normal. Yes a blad melon head sucks especially in the climate where i live wisconsin as it is very very very cold here and hats only help so much. I though t of going the wig appraoch but no not for me. One consultion though I got to rub the stubble as it grew back.








My workplace forced me to shorten my long hair. Umm...so...okay....that means I have to get a haircut, I guess.

Of course, being the christmas rush season, I couldn't get into my usual barber. So I eventually found one in a much quieter spot.

I asked for her to shorten the back. So she cut all of it off. The result was something resembling...um....emo hair...crossed with a girl....crossed with a touch of queer eye for the straight guy.

So I had to have another haircut (with my usual barber) to fix this. And now i'm left with this fucking mushroom looking thing.

BAH. Not only do I look like some sort of 80's throwback, that long hair took fucking two years to get where it was. And I am pissed off. I'm not leaving the house for another month, at least. (except maybe for booze or work, but I will wear a hat or comical mullet wig, whichever is easier) *mutters and seethes*

So. I'm employing some sort of mercenary army to kill everyone and everything. The spoils are yours to keep, though I reserve my right to amuse myself with whatever charred and shattred remnants of mankind remain. You can start with the bastard who asked me to cut it in the first place. Anyone interested? Anyone else have a bad haircut they care to share to make me feel better?

Well, I can't drive, but I can give you a piggy-back ride home or hold up a taxi for you. I prefer not to burn down people houses, though. I find rigging the house so that the occupant is the one who burns it down to be much more satisfying.

Hmmm.....you're hired! :p

After having a head injury I had to have my head shaved. After I realised that I have a melon head and distrubingly large ears which with hair look normal. Yes a blad melon head sucks especially in the climate where i live wisconsin as it is very very very cold here and hats only help so much. I though t of going the wig appraoch but no not for me. One consultion though I got to rub the stubble as it grew back.

What do you want, sympathy? This is my thread! It's about me. ME. Mememe. Go away.


Kidding ;)

What did you do to yourself? I had a head injury once. *nods*

Hmmm.....you're hired! :p

Yay! :D

Man, I feel your pain. Maybe if you grow it a little longer, you can say you're a indie rocker :P . I went to have my hair trimmed like, two or three centimetres. I sit down and said "Ok, I just want it trimmed a few centimetres" so she said "Ok, size 1, 2, 3 or 4. Four is the longest, one is the shortest". I naturally say "ok, umm, three. Just a little trim" and seriously, she just about shaved my head completely. Who the hell uses an electric shaver for a trim? It took me like two years to grow my hair back!

I request to join the team. I'll bring some melee wepons. Can anyone say 2x4 and a metal pole?

My workplace forced me to shorten my long hair. Umm...so...okay....that means I have to get a haircut, I guess.

Of course, being the christmas rush season, I couldn't get into my usual barber. So I eventually found one in a much quieter spot.

I asked for her to shorten the back. So she cut all of it off. The result was something resembling...um....emo hair...crossed with a girl....crossed with a touch of queer eye for the straight guy.

So I had to have another haircut (with my usual barber) to fix this. And now i'm left with this fucking mushroom looking thing.

BAH. Not only do I look like some sort of 80's throwback, that long hair took fucking two years to get where it was. And I am pissed off. I'm not leaving the house for another month, at least. (except maybe for booze or work, but I will wear a hat or comical mullet wig, whichever is easier) *mutters and seethes*

So. I'm employing some sort of mercenary army to kill everyone and everything. The spoils are yours to keep, though I reserve my right to amuse myself with whatever charred and shattred remnants of mankind remain. You can start with the bastard who asked me to cut it in the first place. Anyone interested? Anyone else have a bad haircut they care to share to make me feel better?

*points and laughs*

Okay, seriously. How can a job require you to cut your hair? As long as it's not an extreme style( bright green or pointy spikes), I thought they couldn't do that. ((In America, at least)).

I can understand your fury. WHo the hell are they?!? :mad:

Now...where was I? Oh, yes.

*points and laughs some more* :D

I request to join the team.

You don't need to request, you just join! It's like a modern day lynch mob. :D

*points and laughs*

Okay, seriously. How can a job require you to cut your hair? As long as it's not an extreme style( bright green or pointy spikes), I thought they couldn't do that. ((In America, at least)).

I can understand your fury. WHo the hell are they?!? :mad:

Now...where was I? Oh, yes.

*points and laughs some more* :D

I bag groceries in a supermarket...

and I can see the humour in it. I'll especially enjoy it when my boss notices that I cut my hair as asked. "Oh, you had a haircut" "I had not one, but FUCKING TWO. Thankyou for noticing." :D

You don't need to request, you just join! It's like a modern day lynch mob. :D



I bag groceries in a supermarket...

and I can see the humour in it. I'll especially enjoy it when my boss notices that I cut my hair as asked. "Oh, you had a haircut" "I had not one, but FUCKING TWO. Thankyou for noticing." :D

You should have saved the hair, baked it into muffins and served them to your fellow employees. :)

Note: ((I wil not be held responsible for loss of income.))

You should have saved the hair, baked it into muffins and served them to your fellow employees. :)

Note: ((I wil not be held responsible for loss of income.))

Excellent. I have a potential accomplice that works in the bakery department.

Though...I have more hair. They only cut it from my head, after all, so there's still plenty to go around :)

ive not got a bad haircut, but i feel your pain. my tutors say before i have to have a haircut before january, when ill be on teaching practice, because ive got hair like this...http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/3553/1276983370qh.th.jpg (http://img235.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1276983370qh.jpg)

but i need to be able to see 180 degrees around the classroom so ive been told to lose my fringe...:( im gonna get my girlfriend to take me to the hairdressers cos she knows about that sort of stuff.


Fucking Emo

As High Praetor of Excruciations, my first action is to suggest that you heat up a red-hot corkscrew for the purpose of enlarging and creating major and minor bodily orifices of your boss and hairdresser.

Excellent. I have a potential accomplice that works in the bakery department.

Though...I have more hair. They only cut it from my head, after all, so there's still plenty to go around :)

YAY :D

As High Praetor of Excruciations, my first action is to suggest that you heat up a red-hot corkscrew for the purpose of enlarging and creating major and minor bodily orifices of your boss and hairdresser.

You do it. I'm supposed to be the overlord of this army and stuff. I'm going to bed :p

Just got back and lo and behold - pictures! Ah, doesn't look that bad - of course, it was sexier before.;)

Though...I have more hair. They only cut it from my head, after all, so there's still plenty to go around :)
:eek: The Ultimate Weapon! To be used only on the enemy, I assume, not on, say, wimpy generals hiding in tanks? *shivers*

You could always sue your employer for monetary loses of the time you have to stay at home and the costs of your hair cut. Or you could have not gotten it cut and sue for religious discrimination. "I'm a Lo Nghairist!"

I know that's happened over here. http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/20051128p2g00m0dm021000c.html

It happened recently in the states as well, IIRC, somewhere in Florida, I think.

Just got back and lo and behold - pictures! Ah, doesn't look that bad - of course, it was sexier before.;)

Oh well, thanks :fluffle:

:eek: The Ultimate Weapon! To be used only on the enemy, I assume, not on, say, wimpy generals hiding in tanks? *shivers*

Heee. I'll try my best to avoid collateral damage.

I know that's happened over here. http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/20051128p2g00m0dm021000c.html

It happened recently in the states as well, IIRC, somewhere in Florida, I think.

lol...

"I'm a heavy metal guitarist! I have no chance to get a gig with short hair!!"

I'm in. ;)

Kanabia - EEEEEP !

I'm IN.

First order of business - I take it upon myself to track down said evil bastard of a boss and tear him a new one with a red hot corkscrew as was aforementioned.

Second order of business - I "counsel" you about your hair by baking many sympathy cookies and bringing you much grog.

Would they agree to letting you just tie it back when you're on duty? That's what Worf does on "Star Trek".

Maybe you could say you're in a religion where cutting your hair robs you of your strength, or you're just not allowed to because of some verse about the hairs on your head.

Anyway, that's a gip. Maybe your boss will fall into an earthquake fissure, and you could have pulled him up, if only you had your hair, but its short now, so he plummets, and it makes a little smoky ring on impact like when the Coyote falls into the canyon on Road Runner Cartoons.

You win this thread.

Also, I'm always up for a little death-causing.

Kanabia - EEEEEP !

I'm IN.

First order of business - I take it upon myself to track down said evil bastard of a boss and tear him a new one with a red hot corkscrew as was aforementioned.

Excellent.....excellent.

Second order of business - I "counsel" you about your hair by baking many sympathy cookies and bringing you much grog.

Yay! *bounces off walls*

Man, this forum is a Freudian playground.

*wishes he was psychoanalyst*

Man, this forum is a Freudian playground.

*wishes he was psychoanalyst*

Oh come on its not that hard. Here I'll do you. You are sexualy repressed and had fantasies about banging your mother. See there I psychoanalised you.

Oh come on its not that hard. Here I'll do you. You are sexualy repressed and had fantasies about banging your mother. See there I psychoanalised you.

*punches EA*

It was my Step-Mother, dammit!

*runs away crying*

*punches EA*

It was my Step-Mother, dammit!

*runs away crying*

Hmm this means you have issues with your father.....Electra complex for men....ewww.

Hmm this means you have issues with your father.....Electra complex for men....ewww.

I'll give you an electra complex!

*chases with shitty Elektra DVD*

I'll give you an electra complex!

*chases with shitty Elektra DVD*

Hey don't try that with me or I'll pull out the big guns. *slowly pulls out a DVD of Gigli*

Hey don't try that with me or I'll pull out the big guns. *slowly pulls out a DVD of Gigli*

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

*dies*

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

*dies*

Hmm now what to do with the body.....To quote Quagmire "Dear diary jackpot".

Hmm now what to do with the body.....To quote Quagmire "Dear diary jackpot".

*is dead*

*is dead*

Quiet you. :rolleyes:

Quiet you. :rolleyes:

Don't make me pull a Jesus on yo skinny white ass!

Don't make me pull a Jesus on yo skinny white ass!

Jesus got nothing on my main man Odin.

Jesus got nothing on my main man Odin.

My point still stands.

*is still dead*

I'm in, but know this...

...Pot never, ever donates any amount of his own hair to anybody, no matter how badly they might want or need it. :p

Now that's not very Communist of you, is it?

Now that's not very Communist of you, is it?

Don't be silly. Pot is as commie as cabbage pie.

Don't be silly. Pot is as commie as cabbage pie.

Since when was Cabbage pie commie?

*spits out cabbage pie*

Since when was Cabbage pie commie?

*spits out cabbage pie*

Commie-Cabbage Pie, eh?

*gets the red and black food coloring*

Commie-Cabbage Pie, eh?

*gets the red and black food coloring*

Sounds like what the Bourgeoisie eat for breakfast.

Sounds like what the Bourgeoisie eat for breakfast.

I wouldn't know, man. I've been on welfare since 1998. :p

kanabia, i'll have my flags at mid-pole (i know you don't say it that way, but you'll all know what i mean) for an entire week. what pics am i supposed to wank to now?!

preebs: how DARE you take ANY part in ANYBODY's gettigng rid off their dreads?! that's a felony! a mortal offence!
Well, I GAVE him the dreads in the first place, thus explaining why they need to be removed. :p

alright, so my dreads aren't exactly the glory of the western world either.
no need to remove them!!!

Im in. bad haircut experience- I wanted to go temporarily black just to see if it would work. the stupid hairdresser - also a girl, persuaded me that the black was too extreme. I went one shade down. it was pretty much the same as my natural colour. I wasted all my money on a colouring no one noticed :(

Conform ya Bastard!

Conform ya Bastard!

*gunshot*

*gunshot*
*Deflects using Mithral Armour*

I'm pretty sure I've seen you around, you've packed my shopping at some point

I'm pretty sure I've seen you around, you've packed my shopping at some point

*raises eyebrow*

*raises eyebrow*

Oh yes, you did pack my shopping... we ALL know what really goes on at Safeway;)

Oh yes, you did pack my shopping... we ALL know what really goes on at Safeway;)

*raises other eyebrow*

*raises other eyebrow*


You have a stalker :o

You have a stalker :o

So it would seem...

My workplace forced me to shorten my long hair. Umm...so...okay....that means I have to get a haircut, I guess.

Of course, being the christmas rush season, I couldn't get into my usual barber. So I eventually found one in a much quieter spot.

I asked for her to shorten the back. So she cut all of it off. The result was something resembling...um....emo hair...crossed with a girl....crossed with a touch of queer eye for the straight guy.

So I had to have another haircut (with my usual barber) to fix this. And now i'm left with this fucking mushroom looking thing.

BAH. Not only do I look like some sort of 80's throwback, that long hair took fucking two years to get where it was. And I am pissed off. I'm not leaving the house for another month, at least. (except maybe for booze or work, but I will wear a hat or comical mullet wig, whichever is easier) *mutters and seethes*

So. I'm employing some sort of mercenary army to kill everyone and everything. The spoils are yours to keep, though I reserve my right to amuse myself with whatever charred and shattred remnants of mankind remain. You can start with the bastard who asked me to cut it in the first place. Anyone interested? Anyone else have a bad haircut they care to share to make me feel better?


Im with ya!

On Jan 1st, I must get my hair cut to collar length.
My hair is currently past my shoulders, and I had gotten 12 inches taken off before that, four months ago.

I have had long hair for more than half my life.

My job says I must, or will be fired.
I need to work, and had a hard time finding it, even though its a crappy delivery job. It pays the bills.

I dont want to do this, and resent the hell out of being given an ultimatum like this.

Im with ya!

On Jan 1st, I must get my hair cut to collar length.
My hair is currently past my shoulders, and I had gotten 12 inches taken off before that, four months ago.

I have had long hair for more than half my life.

My job says I must, or will be fired.
I need to work, and had a hard time finding it, even though its a crappy delivery job. It pays the bills.

I dont want to do this, and resent the hell out of being given an ultimatum like this.

Excellent. You shall be a valuable addition. :D

Stupid employers. Forcing you to cut your hair for a delivery job? That makes no sense at all. Does the presence of long hair offend customers, or something?

"AAAH!! DONT ANSWER IT! THE MAN AT THE DOOR HAS LONG HAIR!"

Excellent. You shall be a valuable addition. :D

Stupid employers. Forcing you to cut your hair for a delivery job? That makes no sense at all. Does the presence of long hair offend customers, or something?

"AAAH!! DONT ANSWER IT! THE MAN AT THE DOOR HAS LONG HAIR!"


Well see, profits are down nationwide.

Our franchise owner has decided, its due to relaxed attitudes toward "image".
So, even though the corporate manual says I can wear it under a hat...he has decided to alter it, for the stores he owns.

Well see, profits are down nationwide.

Our franchise owner has decided, its due to relaxed attitudes toward "image".
So, even though the corporate manual says I can wear it under a hat...he has decided to alter it, for the stores he owns.

Ah, of course. Next he'll want everyone to dress up in suits and be clean cut.

And THEN he'll get some of his own medicine when people won't answer the door thinking that you're all Mormons. You will get your revenge, sooner or later. :p

Ah, of course. Next he'll want everyone to dress up in suits and be clean cut.

And THEN he'll get some of his own medicine when people won't answer the door thinking that you're all Mormons. You will get your revenge, sooner or later. :p


Well..its pizza delivery, so, I would be afraid if men in dark suits deliver my food.

Heres a question...

Since the hair policy only applies to men...is this sexual discrimination?

Can I sue his ass?

Well..its pizza delivery, so, I would be afraid if men in dark suits deliver my food.

Heres a question...

Since the hair policy only applies to men...is this sexual discrimination?

Can I sue his ass?

You could try. You in a union? ;)

You could try. You in a union? ;)


Pfft...Unions for pizza delivery?

Nope.

Pfft...Unions for pizza delivery?

Nope.

Hence the wink :p