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So my boyfriend (yeah, I haven't broken up with him, I'm a wuss) called me and everything's fine for a while and then he starts to bring up how bad it makes him feel that i like uncut penises better (out of the fucking blue he brings this up) and how he'd never felt self conscious until he found that out and how I make him feel so fucking bad about himself, despite how many times I tell him I don't give a flying fuck. And it's not like he's not obsessed with huge breasts, which I most certainly don't have. But I don't bitch about how much it hurts my self esteem that he likes big breasts and I don't have big breasts.

And at any rate, he gets to a point where he's standing outside in a t-shirt freezing his ass off and refusing to go inside and talking about how he let all his friends down any everything and I'm trying to convince him that his friends make their own decisions in life. Their failures are their own, they're not a reflection on him. And then he starts in about how his friends look up to him and so if they fail, it's because he's failed and then he's says "My freinds look up to me, they call me dad. What do your friends call you? Well, I guess most of them call you sperm recepticle."

Yeah, this relationship is fucking over as far as I'm concerned, but I didn't end it today because he was outside in teh fucking cold and my concern for him staying out there until he got hypothermia overwhelmed my urge to tell him off and hang up the fucking phone.

But what the fuck?! Seriously. I'm so angry right now I can't sleep or think straight.

... And then he starts in about how his friends look up to him and so if they fail, it's because he's failed and then he's says "My freinds look up to me, they call me dad. What do your friends call you? Well, I guess most of them call you sperm recepticle...


This is the point where you should have let him freeze. Unforgivable.

And then he starts in about how his friends look up to him and so if they fail, it's because he's failed and then he's says "My freinds look up to me, they call me dad. What do your friends call you? Well, I guess most of them call you sperm recepticle." <- Point A!

Yeah, this relationship is fucking over as far as I'm concerned, but I didn't end it today because he was outside in teh fucking cold and my concern for him staying out there until he got hypothermia overwhelmed my urge to tell him off and hang up the fucking phone.<- Point B!
Yeah, you see, at Point A! your "concern for him staying out there until he got hypothermia" should have dropped to the level of concern that I normally reserve for whether the cockroaches living under my fridge might get food poisoning from my cooking.
And it is because of Point A! and Point B! combined that you need to start becoming more violent. Next time Point A! occurs, the proper response is to take to the roof with a sniper rifle. Always works for me when I get pissed off.

What do your friends call you? Well, I guess most of them call you sperm recepticle."


I would have thought that after this point, hypothermia would become soley his concern.

EDIT: We are of one mind on the subject here, it seems...

I'm too nice. Even if he was being a total douchebag that doesn't mean I want him to freeze to death.


But yeah. He's so not off the fucking hook.

Yeah, you see, at Point A! your "concern for him staying out there until he got hypothermia" should have dropped to the level of concern that I normally reserve for whether the cockroaches living under my fridge might get food poisoning from my cooking.
And it is because of Point A! and Point B! combined that you need to start becoming more violent. Next time Point A! occurs, the proper response is to take to the roof with a sniper rifle. Always works for me when I get pissed off.
He's in a different city, it's hard to pick a guy off from that far away.

I'm too nice.

Sometimes you don't need to be too nice. This is one of those times.

Tenderheartedness has to have its limits. I speak from experience. I took my ex back even though she'd cheated on me repeatedly, because I fell for her sob story. She then proceeded to take further advantage of me. He can get a hotel. You deserve better.

He's in a different city, it's hard to pick a guy off from that far away.
You'll notice, I never said "fire." I simply said take to the roof with the rifle. if he happens within range, all the happier the occassion, but for the most part simply being up their with the feeling of cold death in my hands and the knowledge that anyone of those fuckers below could bite it in an instant of my rage is enough to calm me down.

You'll notice, I never said "fire." I simply said take to the roof with the rifle. if he happens within range, all the happier the occassion, but for the most part simply being up their with the feeling of cold death in my hands and the knowledge that anyone of those fuckers below could bite it in an instant of my rage is enough to calm me down.
Fair enough.

Tenderheartedness has to have its limits. I speak from experience. I took my ex back even though she'd cheated on me repeatedly, because I fell for her sob story. She then proceeded to take further advantage of me. He can get a hotel. You deserve better.
Yeah, if this relationship continues he's going to have to grovel and make some major ammends.

Yeah, if this relationship continues he's going to have to grovel and make some major ammends.


Whoa, you can't be serious! Dump this guy ASAP!

Yeah, if this relationship continues he's going to have to grovel and make some major ammends.

If your relationship continues, then you are a masochist. How could you ever get past that comment? That should be a point of no return.

Whoa, you can't be serious! Dump this guy ASAP!
I can't call his house now.

If your relationship continues, then you are a masochist. How could you ever get past that comment? That should be a point of no return.
I didnt' say it was a likely if.

What do your friends call you? Well, I guess most of them call you sperm recepticle."

Honesty question: does he have an actual point ?
If not let his "sperm donor system" freeze off next time.

He's in a different city, it's hard to pick a guy off from that far away.
not with a really good weapon.

I didnt' say it was a likely if.

Oh God. You're going to give him another chance, aren't you?

Oh God. You're going to give him another chance, aren't you?
I don't think so.

Ay Dakini...what an ass. Man. Brutal. I'm really sorry that this had to happen to you ever, much less this night in particular. Because you know he was an ass, but you still can't help feeling bad. Well hon, knowing what's right and doing it are always going to be two different things. Whether you dump this jerk, or talk it out and make up, just remember...your life is most important to you...don't worry too much about what other people think. I support you no matter what you decide to do. Just know you absolutely have more worth than a 'sperm recepticle'...and he fucking well knows it too.

You know, sometimes I'm not too sure he knows it.

Sometimes I feel like he expects me to bend over backwards to make him happy but I don't get the same considerations. He expects me to like the same things he does but doesn't seem to put too much effort into my interests. I've been far too accomodating for far too long. And that's going to stop. Whether if the relationship ends as a consequence, so be it.

I hate men like that. They make the rest of us look bad. The guy's an immature asshole. He seriously needs to grow up.

You know, sometimes I'm not too sure he knows it.

Sometimes I feel like he expects me to bend over backwards to make him happy but I don't get the same considerations. He expects me to like the same things he does but doesn't seem to put too much effort into my interests. I've been far too accomodating for far too long. And that's going to stop. Whether if the relationship ends as a consequence, so be it.
Knowing it and respecting it are two different things. Often when a person knows something, they resent it. So seems to be the case with fucktard. Oh, accomodation is necessary in relationships, but it needs to go both ways...and if you feel disrespected, and are fairly certain that this disrespect is going to continue, then you need to do what is best for YOU. But then again...sometimes shit happens that piss us off, and we later don't see it as such a big deal. All I'm saying is...don't let others (including him) guilt trip you into leaving or staying...that decision is yours, and whatever choice you make, fuck everyone..that's the damn choice YOU MADE. Regardless what it is, you'll still be a person worth knowing.

So my boyfriend (yeah, I haven't broken up with him, I'm a wuss) called me and everything's fine for a while and then he starts to bring up how bad it makes him feel that i like uncut penises better (out of the fucking blue he brings this up) and how he'd never felt self conscious until he found that out and how I make him feel so fucking bad about himself, despite how many times I tell him I don't give a flying fuck. And it's not like he's not obsessed with huge breasts, which I most certainly don't have. But I don't bitch about how much it hurts my self esteem that he likes big breasts and I don't have big breasts.

And at any rate, he gets to a point where he's standing outside in a t-shirt freezing his ass off and refusing to go inside and talking about how he let all his friends down any everything and I'm trying to convince him that his friends make their own decisions in life. Their failures are their own, they're not a reflection on him. And then he starts in about how his friends look up to him and so if they fail, it's because he's failed and then he's says "My freinds look up to me, they call me dad. What do your friends call you? Well, I guess most of them call you sperm recepticle."

Yeah, this relationship is fucking over as far as I'm concerned, but I didn't end it today because he was outside in teh fucking cold and my concern for him staying out there until he got hypothermia overwhelmed my urge to tell him off and hang up the fucking phone.

But what the fuck?! Seriously. I'm so angry right now I can't sleep or think straight.
Did you call him out about it?

By this i mean did you say.

"Yo Sweetie i don't like how you don't find my Breasts as attractive as if they were larger?"

Perhaps you should say this or just say i love you.

So my boyfriend (yeah, I haven't broken up with him, I'm a wuss) called me and everything's fine for a while and then he starts to bring up how bad it makes him feel that i like uncut penises better (out of the fucking blue he brings this up) and how he'd never felt self conscious until he found that out and how I make him feel so fucking bad about himself, despite how many times I tell him I don't give a flying fuck. And it's not like he's not obsessed with huge breasts, which I most certainly don't have. But I don't bitch about how much it hurts my self esteem that he likes big breasts and I don't have big breasts.

And at any rate, he gets to a point where he's standing outside in a t-shirt freezing his ass off and refusing to go inside and talking about how he let all his friends down any everything and I'm trying to convince him that his friends make their own decisions in life. Their failures are their own, they're not a reflection on him. And then he starts in about how his friends look up to him and so if they fail, it's because he's failed and then he's says "My freinds look up to me, they call me dad. What do your friends call you? Well, I guess most of them call you sperm recepticle."

Yeah, this relationship is fucking over as far as I'm concerned, but I didn't end it today because he was outside in teh fucking cold and my concern for him staying out there until he got hypothermia overwhelmed my urge to tell him off and hang up the fucking phone.

But what the fuck?! Seriously. I'm so angry right now I can't sleep or think straight.

Tell him that he didn't fail at being your boyfriend. He succeeded at being a dickhead. :)

Edit: A circumcised dickhead. :D

Tell him that he didn't fail at being your boyfriend. He succeeded at being a dickhead. :)

Edit: A circumcised dickhead. :D
Bwhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

The guy should'nt be such a bitch but any talk of Penis' should never been spoken of as guys can be self conscience of their deminutive size i of course am not ashamed of my 6.

I sincerely apologise for the treatment you've recieved from this man. We're not ALL like that.

Honest!

And I agree with LG's sentiment. :D

I sincerely apologise for the treatment you've recieved from this man. We're not ALL like that.

Honest!

And I agree with LG's sentiment. :D
What happened to SimNewtonia?

can you please just cut the crap and stab him in the throat or shoot him in the face or something?

that is BULLSHIT.

can you please just cut the crap and stab him in the throat or shoot him in the face or something?

that is BULLSHIT.
Yeah i just read the second Paragraph and i would like to say Your Boyfriend(or ex) is a soft cock.

Ok, I dont' care who you are, If you call a woman a sperm receptacle for any reason, you are officially a douche. This guy deserved to go down then and there. It's lucky I'm nowhere near where he is, otehrwise he might have a new perspective on life after I was done with him.

If he was so cold, I would have warmed him up.

With hot tar.

And Bears that shoot Lasers from their eyes.

Seriously, what an asshat.

Dump him fs.

What an ugly retarded bastard :mad:
You urgently need to drop this ass like a hot potatoe now. As in right now.:mad:
The :sniper: idea is good, but I'd do something more effective: the next time you're talking, tell him how much it *disgusts* you that he's circumcised, and that it has always disgusted you quite a lot (and so on...)
Then tell him you're leaving him for a less disgusting guy. He'll probably try some sneaky tricks to get back to you (maybe he'll even try some sob stories), but you must not listen to anything he says!

i may have only just woken up and am still not thinking quite straight yet, but i agree: wtf? :confused:
thats not cool.... was that his (lame) attempt at trying to be nice or funny or something cos why would he say something like that to you :confused:

I asked my wife how she would feel if I called her a "sperm receptacle", and she said she would fuck my best friend, my half-brother from California, and this other guy who I kind of don't like, and then swab herself out with my toothbrush, and then put it back, but not tell me any of this until right after I've used the toothbrush.

I asked my wife how she would feel if I called her a "sperm receptacle", and she said she would fuck my best friend, my half-brother from California, and this other guy who I kind of don't like, and then swab herself out with my toothbrush, and then put it back, but not tell me any of this until right after I've used the toothbrush.

The irony being that after she's fucked all those guys she would be a real sperm receptacle?

The irony being that after she's fucked all those guys she would be a real sperm receptacle?

I guess, I dunno. I'm going to buy a toothbrush and keep it in my glove compartment, still in the wrapper. Just in case I ever slip and say something bad.

So my boyfriend (yeah, I haven't broken up with him, I'm a wuss) called me and everything's fine for a while and then he starts to bring up how bad it makes him feel that i like uncut penises better (out of the fucking blue he brings this up) and how he'd never felt self conscious until he found that out and how I make him feel so fucking bad about himself, despite how many times I tell him I don't give a flying fuck. And it's not like he's not obsessed with huge breasts, which I most certainly don't have. But I don't bitch about how much it hurts my self esteem that he likes big breasts and I don't have big breasts.



Only bitchy boys like big breasts and is so particular about their dicks. Ya, I know, I'm a boy, too.


And at any rate, he gets to a point where he's standing outside in a t-shirt freezing his ass off and refusing to go inside and talking about how he let all his friends down any everything and I'm trying to convince him that his friends make their own decisions in life. Their failures are their own, they're not a reflection on him. And then he starts in about how his friends look up to him and so if they fail, it's because he's failed and then he's says "My freinds look up to me, they call me dad. What do your friends call you? Well, I guess most of them call you sperm recepticle."



Let the dickwad freeze!

But what the fuck?! Seriously. I'm so angry right now I can't sleep or think straight.

As Offspring said: "My friends got a boyfriend man she hates that dick". Dump the sorry asshole but make it worth your while. TOOOORRRRRTURRREEEE the biatch!

This has been a wise word from Victonia

As Offspring said: "My friends got a boyfriend man she hates that dick".

That's one of the things that upset the boyfriend in the first place :p

Motion 83rded, though, dump him.

I say you stick with him.


















Someone had to say it eventually. Better plan: stick him with pointy things.

Oh joy...another whingy emo thread... :rolleyes:

Yeah, you see, at Point A! your "concern for him staying out there until he got hypothermia" should have dropped to the level of concern that I normally reserve for whether the cockroaches living under my fridge might get food poisoning from my cooking.


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So my boyfriend (yeah, I haven't broken up with him, I'm a wuss) called me and everything's fine for a while and then he starts to bring up how bad it makes him feel that i like uncut penises better (out of the fucking blue he brings this up) and how he'd never felt self conscious until he found that out and how I make him feel so fucking bad about himself, despite how many times I tell him I don't give a flying fuck. And it's not like he's not obsessed with huge breasts, which I most certainly don't have. But I don't bitch about how much it hurts my self esteem that he likes big breasts and I don't have big breasts.

And at any rate, he gets to a point where he's standing outside in a t-shirt freezing his ass off and refusing to go inside and talking about how he let all his friends down any everything and I'm trying to convince him that his friends make their own decisions in life. Their failures are their own, they're not a reflection on him. And then he starts in about how his friends look up to him and so if they fail, it's because he's failed and then he's says "My freinds look up to me, they call me dad. What do your friends call you? Well, I guess most of them call you sperm recepticle."

Yeah, this relationship is fucking over as far as I'm concerned, but I didn't end it today because he was outside in teh fucking cold and my concern for him staying out there until he got hypothermia overwhelmed my urge to tell him off and hang up the fucking phone.

But what the fuck?! Seriously. I'm so angry right now I can't sleep or think straight.


Sounds like he has a psychological problem. It's probably better that you found out now, rather than later when you're on an airplane and he runs out of the plane screaming.

Oh joy...another whingy emo thread... :rolleyes:

Dakini's emo?. :confused:

I really doubt that.

The guy should'nt be such a bitch but any talk of Penis' should never been spoken of as guys can be self conscience of their deminutive size i of course am not ashamed of my 6.
I didn't talk to him about it, he went around and spied on me on another message board.

Knowing it and respecting it are two different things. Often when a person knows something, they resent it. So seems to be the case with fucktard. Oh, accomodation is necessary in relationships, but it needs to go both ways...and if you feel disrespected, and are fairly certain that this disrespect is going to continue, then you need to do what is best for YOU. But then again...sometimes shit happens that piss us off, and we later don't see it as such a big deal. All I'm saying is...don't let others (including him) guilt trip you into leaving or staying...that decision is yours, and whatever choice you make, fuck everyone..that's the damn choice YOU MADE. Regardless what it is, you'll still be a person worth knowing.
A lot of the time I feel like I'm making all the sacrifices and he's not budging in return. I find it funny that he expects me to respect his views but won't even hear mine. I'm sick of being treated like this and I'm going to tell him as much. If he wants to carry on like this then he can do it, I just won't stick around for it.
And thank you.

Dakini's emo?. :confused:

I really doubt that.
I wasn't aware of that either.

Yeah, this relationship is fucking over as far as I'm concerned, but I didn't end it today because he was outside in teh fucking cold and my concern for him staying out there until he got hypothermia overwhelmed my urge to tell him off and hang up the fucking phone.
Don't let your compassion lead you in directions your reason tells you are wrong!

I wasn't aware of that either.

Well it seems we have both learned something today.

:)

the delicate flower you are in a relationship with has detected that your feelings for him have withered.

its making him crazy.

dump him NOW. dont wait until you can talk to him, dump him right now in your own head and make plans to go out tonight as a single woman.

this wavering isnt doing either of you any good. its never gonna work. all you are going to do is drag it out until something really bad happens.

I'm not going anywhere tonight, single or not, I have exams to worry about and I'm saving all my extra cash to buy christmas presents (though there seems to be one less person on my list...)

Yay for Insanity.

"What the fuck?"

Actually, it's much more polite to use something along the lines of "WTF, over?" And my copyright fee for use of the term is on special this week only for ten cents per use! :D

Tell him that he didn't fail at being your boyfriend. He succeeded at being a dickhead. :)

Edit: A circumcised dickhead. :D

Anti-semite!

Anti-semite!
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Yeah, you see, at Point A! your "concern for him staying out there until he got hypothermia" should have dropped to the level of concern that I normally reserve for whether the cockroaches living under my fridge might get food poisoning from my cooking.
And it is because of Point A! and Point B! combined that you need to start becoming more violent. Next time Point A! occurs, the proper response is to take to the roof with a sniper rifle. Always works for me when I get pissed off.

:sniper: violence isn't the anwser. lol, however breaking up with his sorry ass is.

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Sorry, I couldn't resist...

Basically though, once a guy suspects you that heavily, the relationship was doomed for at lesat a month before that, usually two. As evidenced by the assumption that you've been ****ing up one side of town and down the other.

What's an uncut penis? I can't say I've ever heard of a cut penis to give me any frame of reference as to what an uncut penis is..

Sorry, I couldn't resist...

Basically though, once a guy suspects you that heavily, the relationship was doomed for at lesat a month before that, usually two. As evidenced by the assumption that you've been ****ing up one side of town and down the other.
But I haven't done anything. He's just paranoid and insecure.

Once a guy suspects you that heavily, the relationship was doomed for at lesat a month before that, usually two. As evidenced by the assumption that you've been ****ing up one side of town and down the other.
True, true. However ... frakking up one side of town and down the other does have its good points! :D

What's an uncut penis? I can't say I've ever heard of a cut penis to give me any frame of reference as to what an uncut penis is..
Uncircumcised.

So my boyfriend (yeah, I haven't broken up with him, I'm a wuss) called me and everything's fine for a while and then he starts to bring up how bad it makes him feel that i like uncut penises better (out of the fucking blue he brings this up) and how he'd never felt self conscious until he found that out and how I make him feel so fucking bad about himself, despite how many times I tell him I don't give a flying fuck. And it's not like he's not obsessed with huge breasts, which I most certainly don't have. But I don't bitch about how much it hurts my self esteem that he likes big breasts and I don't have big breasts.

And at any rate, he gets to a point where he's standing outside in a t-shirt freezing his ass off and refusing to go inside and talking about how he let all his friends down any everything and I'm trying to convince him that his friends make their own decisions in life. Their failures are their own, they're not a reflection on him. And then he starts in about how his friends look up to him and so if they fail, it's because he's failed and then he's says "My freinds look up to me, they call me dad. What do your friends call you? Well, I guess most of them call you sperm recepticle."

Yeah, this relationship is fucking over as far as I'm concerned, but I didn't end it today because he was outside in teh fucking cold and my concern for him staying out there until he got hypothermia overwhelmed my urge to tell him off and hang up the fucking phone.

But what the fuck?! Seriously. I'm so angry right now I can't sleep or think straight.

This sounds like the male version of my ex-girlfriend. She was so self-conscious and insecure that I could spend the day reassuring her until I was blue in the face. But it had no effect. Like your 'boyfriend' she was always going on and on and on about how small her breasts were and how she 'knew' that I preferred bigger ones. I most certainly didn't and I made the mistake of feeling sorry for her every time she threatened suicide. This so-called ‘relationship’ lasted for three frickin’ years. But I have been happily single for over a year now and I can tell you it is still liberating!!

Tell him that if he doesn't start pulling himself back together and accepting your word that you are going to ditch him and to hell with whether he freezes himself to death. Frankly anyone who wears a t-shirt in the freezing cold and worries about the size and state of his chopper, deserves everything he gets. Especially when shit like; "My freinds look up to me, they call me dad. What do your friends call you? Well, I guess most of them call you sperm recepticle." ...comes pouring out of his mouth.

The obvious solution is fire. Lots of it.

Fire solves all problems.

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The obvious solution is fire. Lots of it.

Fire solves all problems.

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What about being too hot?

What about being too hot?

Sufficient application of fire will kill your nerve endings. You will no longer feel too hot.

Side effects include death, 1st, 2nd, and 3rd degree burns and a slight smoky smell. Please consult your doctor before using fire

What's an uncut penis? I can't say I've ever heard of a cut penis to give me any frame of reference as to what an uncut penis is..

Uncircumcised.
Lorena Bobbitt just popped into mind ... Is Bobbitt an eponym? I guess it's more the reverse.

Of course, it's something you could consider.

*shudders*

Sufficient application of fire will kill your nerve endings. You will no longer feel too hot.

Side effects include death, 1st, 2nd, and 3rd degree burns and a slight smoky smell. Please consult your doctor before using fire

You're my doctor, right?

So his friends call him "Dad", and they will be devastated because he doesn't have an anteater? What kind of freaky subculture is this?

The guy is most certainly an asshole... but I'd still want to hear his side of the story.

While touring the nearest Death Star to your planet, "accidentally" fire the 4200mm rear orbital cannon at his house.

You will probably blow up the rest of the planet, too, but it's worth it. :p

You're my doctor, right?

.....Yes
<.<
I whole-heartedly endorse the use of fire.
>.>

While touring the nearest Death Star to your planet, "accidentally" fire the 4200mm rear orbital cannon at his house.

You will probably blow up the rest of the planet, too, but it's worth it. :p


Which button is that agian,the 4th red one on the left, or the big red one marked self destruct?

More proof that being a bitch doesn't require being female.

Which button is that agian,the 4th red one on the left, or the big red one marked self destruct?
Neither one. To fire the small rear orbital cannon (the 4200mm) you have to press the button marked "Commit Suicide". (The large red button marked "Self-Destruct" fires the 5600mm front orbital cannon. The 4th red one on the left turns on the 5400 ASA batteries.)

Neither one. To fire the small rear orbital cannon (the 4200mm) you have to press the button marked "Commit Suicide". (The large red button marked "Self-Destruct" fires the 5600mm front orbital cannon. The 4th red one on the left turns on the 5400 ASA batteries.)
So what does the button labeled "Spontaneous disembowlment" do? I thought that was the button for the small cannon.

So my boyfriend (yeah, I haven't broken up with him, I'm a wuss) called me and everything's fine for a while and then he starts to bring up how bad it makes him feel that i like uncut penises better (out of the fucking blue he brings this up) and how he'd never felt self conscious until he found that out and how I make him feel so fucking bad about himself, despite how many times I tell him I don't give a flying fuck. And it's not like he's not obsessed with huge breasts, which I most certainly don't have. But I don't bitch about how much it hurts my self esteem that he likes big breasts and I don't have big breasts.

And at any rate, he gets to a point where he's standing outside in a t-shirt freezing his ass off and refusing to go inside and talking about how he let all his friends down any everything and I'm trying to convince him that his friends make their own decisions in life. Their failures are their own, they're not a reflection on him. And then he starts in about how his friends look up to him and so if they fail, it's because he's failed and then he's says "My freinds look up to me, they call me dad. What do your friends call you? Well, I guess most of them call you sperm recepticle."

Yeah, this relationship is fucking over as far as I'm concerned, but I didn't end it today because he was outside in teh fucking cold and my concern for him staying out there until he got hypothermia overwhelmed my urge to tell him off and hang up the fucking phone.

But what the fuck?! Seriously. I'm so angry right now I can't sleep or think straight.
blah, blah, blah, why are girls only attracted to assholes blah blah.

blah, blah, blah, why are girls only attracted to assholes blah blah.
it's all a conspiracy against poor Norrlandic boys ;)

So what does the button labeled "Spontaneous disembowlment" do? I thought that was the button for the small cannon.
That is. But it's for the anti-spacecraft cannon, not the orbital cannon. :rolleyes:

Seriously, you people need to learn a whole lot more about Star Wars! :p

So, you like uncut penises...hmm:confused:
I thought ladies prefer it circumcised.

So, you like uncut penises...hmm:confused:
I thought ladies prefer it circumcised.

This particular female prefers the uncut to the poor mutilated penises

So, you like uncut penises...hmm:confused:
I thought ladies prefer it circumcised.
"ladies" have no preference one way or the other.

some women have a slight preference but really, if youve gotten a woman to the point where she is willing to get naked with you then changes her mind when she sees your circumcisional status, you probably shouldnt be having sex with her anyway.

"ladies" have no preference one way or the other.

some women have a slight preference but really, if youve gotten a woman to the point where she is willing to get naked with you then changes her mind when she sees your circumcisional status, you probably shouldnt be having sex with her anyway.
Yeah, I don't really care and have been trying to explain this to him.


Cut ones look weirder than uncut ones... but really they both look strange, that's all.

"ladies" have no preference one way or the other.

some women have a slight preference but really, if youve gotten a woman to the point where she is willing to get naked with you then changes her mind when she sees your circumcisional status, you probably shouldnt be having sex with her anyway... once naked.. males.. will have sex anyways...
and I do not expect Females to "change their mind" once naked..

But is there a preference? (You can sleep with Joe average even I you would rather sleep with Mr Perfect. .. (or a top model)

..and cant you speak for all females?

This I want to know... so I made a poll.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=458576
and to make it fair.. I made it for both genders

You could easily hire one of several NSers for the low price of sayyy, a box of good doughnuts or a good six-pack of beer to bring along a baseball bat and beat the crap out of him.

Yeah, I don't really care and have been trying to explain this to him.


Cut ones look weirder than uncut ones... but really they both look strange, that's all.


I have only been with guys who are circumcised, so it's kind of the opposite for me. I don't have a preference for one or the other either, but I am not used to the uncircumcised ones.

Also, my sympathy for your boyfriend being such an a-hole.

.....Yes
<.<
I whole-heartedly endorse the use of fire.
>.>

WOO! Fire

**burns stuff**

This particular female prefers the uncutits about the look.. or the feeling?

Yeah, I don't really care and have been trying to explain this to him.


Cut ones look weirder than uncut ones... but really they both look strange, that's all.
i have a theory on penises...

they look strange to women because when they are doing you the most good, you cant see them.

i have a theory on penises...

they look strange to women because when they are doing you the most good, you cant see them.WOAHAHAHAHAHA...

that reply is so good...ill transfer it to my Sexual science poll..

.. once naked.. males.. will have sex anyways...
and I do not expect Females to "change their mind" once naked..

But is there a preference? (You can sleep with Joe average even I you would rather sleep with Mr Perfect. .. (or a top model)

..and cant you speak for all females?

This I want to know... so I made a poll.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=458576
and to make it fair.. I made it for both genders
hahahah no really, every woman has her own opinion. and really, its more in what you do with it than how it looks eh?

you arent thinking of changing your circumcisional status based on what is most popular are you???

you arent thinking of changing your circumcisional status based on what is most popular are you???I personally know a few girls that have changed Breast Size to get an "edge"... (pads most of the time)

I always say... "never say never"
So I wont. :D

Hi, I am new here, but I can totally relate to your situation. My ex-husband used to do the same sort of thing. It is all about manipulation.
First he went for the "poor me, comfort me, sympathize with me" stage and when that didn't work, he went to plan B, which was purposely trying to hurt you. It is all a big mind game, don't play into it!
Trust me, cut bait and run now, the things that he does and says will stick you with for a very long time, you won't get over it anytime soon. Eventually you will cut all ties with him, it's just a question of how much self-esteem you want to lose and how much time you want to waste until you finally do. The sooner, the better!

sigged!
I think you actually need a sig for that to mean anything......

its about the look.. or the feeling?

Feeling? Well they all feel the same as far as that goes, but asthetics, I like the look much better and not only that it seems a bit wrong a boy does not get to have a choice about it.

I have not mutilated my son in the name of tradition. Now if he chooses later on to have it done, well it is his body his choice.

WTF, over?

Modesty aside, I'm a pretty nice guy and I treat women well. I respect them and compliment them. Lately though, I haven't had much luck with the women unfortunately. Which brings me to:

WHY THE FUCK IS HE DOING WITH A GIRLFRIEND AND I'M NOT???

Seriously! If that jackass has a girlfriend, why the hell don't I??

Simple answer:

He doesn't have a girlfriend anymore.

Fuck big breasts!

... I mean... literally. ;)

WTF, over?

Modesty aside, I'm a pretty nice guy and I treat women well. I respect them and compliment them. Lately though, I haven't had much luck with the women unfortunately. Which brings me to:

WHY THE FUCK IS HE DOING WITH A GIRLFRIEND AND I'M NOT???

Seriously! If that jackass has a girlfriend, why the hell don't I??

Perhaps it's because you only act nice in order to get laid. ;)

(Or perhaps not. :p)

WTF, over?

Modesty aside, I'm a pretty nice guy and I treat women well. I respect them and compliment them. Lately though, I haven't had much luck with the women unfortunately. Which brings me to:

WHY THE FUCK IS HE DOING WITH A GIRLFRIEND AND I'M NOT???

Seriously! If that jackass has a girlfriend, why the hell don't I??

Simple answer:

He doesn't have a girlfriend anymore.

I had a feeling I wasn't the only one wondering that...

Another simple answer: He hasn't always been a douche.

hahahah no really, every woman has her own opinion. and really, its more in what you do with it than how it looks eh?

you arent thinking of changing your circumcisional status based on what is most popular are you???

Wait...can you UNcircumsize someone, based on that last sentence there?
;)

Fuck big breasts!

... I mean... literally. ;)ok.. I will :D

But I haven't done anything. He's just paranoid and insecure.

Yeah, that's basically it.

I mean, my girlfriend hadn't done anything since we'd started going out except take up smoking again after she supposedly quit. And say some things that to this day I still cannot tell whether I was legitimate to be come suspicious when I heard them. But given my unstable condition and the fact she moved back to North Carolina for 4 months before moving back up here and she was in the same house as her adoptive father in a college town and everyone and their grandpa were trying to **** her by like her own admission, I figured it just was too much of an emotional investment. Especially after someone who wasn't a complete and total asshole started to try to woo her.

I think I was trying to get at something, but then I departed entirely from that point to something completely different.

Possibly that when a woman is involved and not within easy chasing down and commiting a homicide-suicide/killing the ****er who she cheated with/hanging yourself in her bedroom because she turned out to be a lesbian and you've been getting a weird vibe from lesbians for awhile now and it all seemed to come together like a prophecy so you offed yourself before they tied you down and castrated you slowly.

Or basically any untenable position away from oneself, one gets paranoid or one doesn't care. Or it just magnifies paranoia that was already there. Probably the magnification....

Another simple answer: He hasn't always been a douche.

But he has been for several months, for anyone who hasn't been following this ordeal.

I'd tell you that this ought to be the final straw, but I think the final straw should have happened a month ago.

You know you should dump him, hun. You've known this for weeks at least, if not longer. You stay with him because you're afraid of hurting him, but extending this torture is hurting him more. You know all the things that I'm going to say on this because I've said them before.

You deserve better, Sarah.

My thing is that I'd really rather not deal with this at all. I have exams to deal with and really, they take precendence. Worrying about my future is more important than worrying about the future (or lack thereof) of this relationship. I told him that this shit upset me and that he's welcome to try to fix things, but that I didnt' know it would happen.

And yeah, I'm really getting the feeling that I don't need this relationship and that I can do better.

My thing is that I'd really rather not deal with this at all. I have exams to deal with and really, they take precendence. Worrying about my future is more important than worrying about the future (or lack thereof) of this relationship. I told him that this shit upset me and that he's welcome to try to fix things, but that I didnt' know it would happen.

And yeah, I'm really getting the feeling that I don't need this relationship and that I can do better.

Give me his number and I'll do it for you.

This particular female prefers the uncut to the poor mutilated penises

Thank you, Thank you very much. You deserve a golf clap, a cookie, and a trip to the place where Critics and Whore-house Eunuchs are made.

Give me his number and I'll do it for you.
That's ok. I can handle it.

That's ok. I can handle it.

Can you? Are you actually going to do it?

Can you? Are you actually going to do it?
Not tonight, it's too late.

I dunno, I really feel like I just don't want to deal with this realtionship anymore at all.

Not tonight, it's too late.

I dunno, I really feel like I just don't want to deal with this realtionship anymore at all.

That I understand, but you HAVE been saying you wanted to end the relationship for a while now and you haven't yet. I'd like to see you do it because I feel bad that you continue to go through this, but I'm a little skeptical that you'll actually commit. I get the feeling you're too nice of a person to dump someone like this.

That I understand, but you HAVE been saying you wanted to end the relationship for a while now and you haven't yet. I'd like to see you do it because I feel bad that you continue to go through this, but I'm a little skeptical that you'll actually commit. I get the feeling you're too nice of a person to dump someone like this.

I agree. It seems like Dakini is just begging for some people to step in and have an intervention IRL.

I agree. It seems like Dakini is just begging for some people to step in and have an intervention IRL.

Except I believe she's said before that NS is her forum for letting off steam about the whole situation. I feel as though she doesn't talk to her RL friends enough about this for them to have a good grasp on how bad it really is, though I may be incorrect.

leave this message on his answering machine!!!! <<;;
"It's over, we're through
I realized for this to continue
I'd have to become more ****ed up than you"

Except I believe she's said before that NS is her forum for letting off steam about the whole situation. I feel as though she doesn't talk to her RL friends enough about this for them to have a good grasp on how bad it really is, though I may be incorrect.

Probably right. Lord knows my girlfriends didn't...

This particular female prefers the uncut to the poor mutilated penises

Have any piercings, tattoos, or had surgery performed on you? Get your wisdom teeth extracted? Your appendix disposed of before it ruptured and killed you?

Have any piercings, tattoos, or had surgery performed on you? Get your wisdom teeth extracted? Your appendix disposed of before it ruptured and killed you?


Huge difference between necessary or life-benefitting surgery i.e. appendix removal/wisdom teeth extraction and circumcision. Some argue that there is a hygiene benefit, but how f'n hard is it to pull the skin back and clean under? Others argue that circumcised men have lower risks of HIV, but what sort of idiot decides to not wear a condom (especially because of a few percentages points "immunity"?) when he's having sex with random people?

Frankly, I think it's a practice driven by biomedical companies and their demand for the skin. What? Did you think it went in the incinerator? Oh, no no no! It gets used! Everything from cosmetics to chemical warefare development.

In any case... yah. Totally different.

Edit:
Here's a link for reasons why circumcision is bad: http://www.sexinhumanloving.com/circumcision.html

Here's a link with GRAPHIC photos of an infant circumcision:
http://www.cirp.org/library/procedure/plastibell/


Sorry to hijack the thread a bit, but I think it's somewhat important to provide people with decent information about circumcision. It's not merely a cosmetic procedure. It can have serious, life-changing effects and that's not even getting into the whole debate over the right of the child to choose whether he wants to be circumcised.

But what the fuck?! Seriously. I'm so angry right now I can't sleep or think straight.

Oh, thats alright, I'm sure you'll eventually find a girlfriend :)

That I understand, but you HAVE been saying you wanted to end the relationship for a while now and you haven't yet. I'd like to see you do it because I feel bad that you continue to go through this, but I'm a little skeptical that you'll actually commit. I get the feeling you're too nice of a person to dump someone like this.
It's done.

He called me and now we're through.

It's done.

He called me and now we're through.

Who dumped who?

Edit:
More importantly, I wonder if in a week, you'll still be able to say the latter part of your post.

It's done.

He called me and now we're through.


How do you feel now?

It's done.

He called me and now we're through.
Still would have been more fitting if you had left him out in the literal and figurtive cold. But good for you, presuming you did it. Yay for you if he did it for you because at least it's done.

EDIT: I never get this, by the way. All my break ups have been pretty tame, usually with the chicks going, "You know, when I met you I thought this whole slacker thing was kind of an act..."

EDIT: I never get this, by the way. All my break ups have been pretty tame, usually with the chicks going, "You know, when I met you I thought this whole slacker thing was kind of an act..."

Hee, hee. Well, it kind of is an act. "What do you do all day?" "I engage in acts of slacking, such as acts to avoid work, responsibility. If these things find me, I act to avoid them."

Have any piercings, tattoos, or had surgery performed on you? Get your wisdom teeth extracted? Your appendix disposed of before it ruptured and killed you?


Besides the obvious difference between elective and Life threatening procedures...

I am not pierced, or tattoed, the only surgeries i have ever had done was to save my hearing and I still have my appendix. I no longer have my wisdom teeth but that is not because they did not grow in properly they went wonky a few years after that... So anything else?

It's done.

He called me and now we're through.

Good. I am glad you finally went through with it. Now just stick to your guns and don't take it all back in a week, and I'll be really proud of you. :p

I hope I don't sound too lame here.

Good. I am glad you finally went through with it. Now just stick to your guns and don't take it all back in a week, and I'll be really proud of you. :p

I hope I don't sound too lame here.

You sound like her older sister.

To answer questions, at the time of our break up, I was feeling shitty, it was far too late at night and there was some significant crying. Now I'm still tired, kinda sad but kinda glad and looking forward to moving on.

It was kinda a mutual dumpage, in a way. I dunno and I don't care right now, I can worry about the details when my exams are over with.

Good. I am glad you finally went through with it. Now just stick to your guns and don't take it all back in a week, and I'll be really proud of you. :p

I hope I don't sound too lame here.
I don't see myself taking it all back.

I'm still annoyed at a comment he made... he said that nobody would love me as much as he does. If loving somebody as much as he does involves being crazy in the process, then I don't need to deal with that drama, I'll just stick with someone who cares about me and respects me as an individual.

And no, you don't sound lame. :)

You sound like her older sister.

Thanks. I can always count on you to reassure me. :p

I don't see myself taking it all back.

I'm still annoyed at a comment he made... he said that nobody would love me as much as he does. If loving somebody as much as he does involves being crazy in the process, then I don't need to deal with that drama, I'll just stick with someone who cares about me and respects me as an individual.

And no, you don't sound lame. :)

He loves the idea of you more than he actually loves you. The idea of having a girlfriend and all that. It sounds like he's afraid of losing that more than actually losing YOU.

Besides the obvious difference between elective and Life threatening procedures...

I am not pierced, or tattoed, the only surgeries i have ever had done was to save my hearing and I still have my appendix. I no longer have my wisdom teeth but that is not because they did not grow in properly they went wonky a few years after that... So anything else?

Yes, I hope your 'precious babes' turn out to be racist bastards who end up saying the N-word in front of the wrong people.

WARNING WARNING ILLEGAL DUMPAGE!

You are not allowed to dump someone 2 weeks before(including the start of a weekend) and until 2 weeks after Christmas!